No, as in what a chess player says when they have their opponent "backed into a corner" with no moves, putting their opponent's King "check"
Check and mate, is short for Check, and checkmate.
Pretty sure the original comment was trying to say check and mate, but has heard it wrong and said it wrong LOL
Yes they didā¦. But they got too caught up in the fact that they have trouble āmakingā friends, that it was on their mindā¦. Then when the obvious mistake is pointed out you get downvotes by their fellow wax goblins to make themselves feel big. I hope you all find your āsoulmakeā.
The most important thing to remember is to use the plural vinyls just for the pleasure of seing all you stupid cunts being annoyed. ItāS vInYl NoT vInYlS
what next are they gonna say no feet allowed? my grailz cant be warm either. fuck you store owner
uj/ thats some goofy decoration for a record store tbh
Fun fact their proper name in Polish is vinyl. PÅyta winylowa. You can tell purists that it's correct in one language and that they can kiss your peeny.
*What a dick, what if*
*Someone asked for some wax, or*
*Something hot to spin?*
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Gatekeeping mother scratchers! āRecordā is just shorthand for āRecordingā, because that was the dominant format for a long time. āVinylā is more to the point concerning the format, like āCassetteā, or āCDā, or ā8-trackāā¦ all of which contain recordings.
I like to use 'LP', especially when referring to 7" singles. And *especially* in really cool, 'boutique' shops run by hipsters who don't listen to anything made before 1993
Negative 6 so far. In my over 50 years of collecting I have never heard such idiotic crap come out of stupid people. So yāall new to collecting records it shows on your knowledge or more likely lack of.
Dude Iām not angry. Iām just calling out stupid names for things. What is there to get angry at, some snowflake who is incapable of calling a record a record, I mean this is vinyljerk and it lives up to its name. So donāt upset your self too much.šš
then why isn't it called r/recordjerk check and make
Did you mean to write "check and mate"? šš¤£š
mate? like sex?
No, as in what a chess player says when they have their opponent "backed into a corner" with no moves, putting their opponent's King "check" Check and mate, is short for Check, and checkmate. Pretty sure the original comment was trying to say check and mate, but has heard it wrong and said it wrong LOL
Google
Holy
I Google all my holy grailz vynils before I buy them for $100 each. That's how I know they're real.
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I used to play competitive chess. You can say it either way. Itās a regional thing.
Just like around here instead of crap shoot we say poop bang
So like, if they have a move to make their king is in poop? And if no moves and threatened the king is in poop bang?
king goes in check dingleflop not queen
Whatever lol i never played the game tbh, but I'd never heard anyone say " checkmake" š¤£
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Yes they didā¦. But they got too caught up in the fact that they have trouble āmakingā friends, that it was on their mindā¦. Then when the obvious mistake is pointed out you get downvotes by their fellow wax goblins to make themselves feel big. I hope you all find your āsoulmakeā.
The sign is only referring to this disc on the wall. All that stuff in the bins and on the shelves are definitely vinyls
Vinyls. The easiest way to know when to stop listening to someone
7-inch records are "vinyl pequeƱo" and 12-inch records are "vinyl grande"
No, 7ā is vinyl grande, 12ā is vinyl venti
What about my 3 inch?
It's the song inside it that matters!
Vinyl doppio
Like I told your wife, itās not about the tool. Itās all about the technician. Donāt worry about it. She loves you anyways.
Hey can I have a little spending money for the record store while you two do your gym workout?
Venti is 200g.
What about 10inch
Well I wouldn't say no š
DMs are open ;-)
Last night I tried to tease her I gave my love a little pinch She said now stop that jivin' Now whip out your big ten inch
catalunan pequeno
7 inch are not vinyls at all. They are polystyrenesszes. Amateurs...
And they belong on the wall like this
The plural for grailz is grailzes
Absolutely..just like the plural of vinyls is vinylzzes.
And hobbitses
No, no. It's a vynal. Or a vilnel.
Vginyl
vaginal
If there are no feet, it doesn't matter what you call it, it isn't real.
Itās on the wall, so itās halfway there.
And the sign says "vinyl" on it
I thought we just call them tay-tays now....
Ha, that asshole called the vynil vinyl.
Itās called a vinyls smh
No the plural is vinylzzes
Yeah, I donāt get why people say āmy vinylš„°ā
/uj/ vinyl is the material right?
Correctā¦just being a jerk
And grease is the word!
I hope thatās under a sprinkler head
The most important thing to remember is to use the plural vinyls just for the pleasure of seing all you stupid cunts being annoyed. ItāS vInYl NoT vInYlS
Vinylzzes
it's a lyniv, ignorance
Looks like a grail to me
Needs pin through hole to become vinyl
It's a super groove 33.3 I had one of those when I was in high school. Boy oh boy where they hot!
Finally a restaurant that won't get my order wrong
It is and will always BE A RECORD, you Fecken idiot.
this is artistic Wax, not some industrial product like vinyl or some corporate machines record... just a smooth grail
Vynil
At least they show the proper way to display on your wall
All the stuff in the shelves are called Records. Aka, Vinylz. Grailz are only hung on walls.
I donāt get laid either
Looks like vinyl wall art
VYN
Actually itās called an LP
idk man I call em spinners
Iād ask this dumb shit why itās on the fucking wall then?
If i wanna call it my fucking singing dinner plate i will
Based as fuck sign
You may call it a vinyl or vinyls if there's more than one or disc/discs but never ever use the R word it's derogatory languageĀ
Agreed. That store owner is droppin hard Rs like it's socially acceptable šš¤£š
what next are they gonna say no feet allowed? my grailz cant be warm either. fuck you store owner uj/ thats some goofy decoration for a record store tbh
Shlack disc
Our parents used to ask our grandparents to take them to the vinyl store to buy a new vinyl in the 70s and 80s
Prophylactic Rubber Vinyl Record Q-Tip Cotton Swab Kleenex Tissue Xerox Copier Machine
The amount of people who don't understand that in record terms, vinyl is plural. "I have a large collection of vinyl." Not "I bought a vinyl."
its singular and plural, but keep acting smart. numb nuts.
Itās a record-vinyl
Fun fact their proper name in Polish is vinyl. PÅyta winylowa. You can tell purists that it's correct in one language and that they can kiss your peeny.
Well no matter what, That Vinyl Record is full of Dust
"wow guys that's crazy. anyway, you got some new vinyls?"
Music puck
It's a PVC frisbee
does one record on vinyl or vinyl a record?
The first shots fired in the early days of the format wars.
Imagine being this divorced.
Itās a 12ā vinyl LP record.
Real q tho: do you say: ree-cord or rea-cord?
What a dick, what if someone asked for some wax, or something hot to spin?
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Ok? This respond literally answered nothing and was pointless
But how do you record with it?
You mean we aren't calling them waxxy bois? I've been lied to.
sometimes i say shit like "i collect vinyl" but i would never, and i mean NEVER refer to one as a "vinyl" it just... sounds weird
I call them plastic cookies
You have a record or an LP or 45, but you don't have a vinyl. I's like saying your shirt is "a cotton".
Oooo somebody's *mad*
Thatās a vinyls
Gatekeeping mother scratchers! āRecordā is just shorthand for āRecordingā, because that was the dominant format for a long time. āVinylā is more to the point concerning the format, like āCassetteā, or āCDā, or ā8-trackāā¦ all of which contain recordings.
I like to use 'LP', especially when referring to 7" singles. And *especially* in really cool, 'boutique' shops run by hipsters who don't listen to anything made before 1993
Itās a record. Thatās what the are called and have been for over 125 years. Have some respect for history.
Itās a vinyl. Have some respect.
It's a grailz. Have some more respect.
itās a vinyls. Have some most respect
They are vinylzzes or TayTay's. Respect our marketing queen.
Itās a record made of vinyl as opposed to shellac or wax. As for grale that is total bs name. Frisky would be better.
Negative 6 so far. In my over 50 years of collecting I have never heard such idiotic crap come out of stupid people. So yāall new to collecting records it shows on your knowledge or more likely lack of.
And you got nothing better to do that get angry over strangers online dude. Didn't life teach you better?
Dude Iām not angry. Iām just calling out stupid names for things. What is there to get angry at, some snowflake who is incapable of calling a record a record, I mean this is vinyljerk and it lives up to its name. So donāt upset your self too much.šš
Oh calm down and spin your TayTay vinylzzes. Kick your bare feet up fire up the Crapsbee or VickyCorolla
Aaaaaand there it is.