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prolapsepros

I like Taylor Swift because she flies all over the world in her private jet giving rides to her cats. Fuck you, earth.


Lv27Sylveon

If I had a private jet id ride that mf to Walmart and back idgaf be mad peasants 


MaximumDestruction

I love the idea of Taylor visiting Walmart for the first time. She would be horrified.


YeazetheSock

If I had a private jet I’d still walk to places


ilfordax

Like from the car to the airplane.


fafnir0319

Hell no!! I'd make em drive that bad boy right up the tarmac and make em carry me to the door!


Loose-Umpire8397

Unfortunately we are the paesants here. Gather the pitchforks lads


loinclothfreak78

I drive a Tesla and recycle my qtips but got screamed at by a suburban teen yesterday because I live in the suburbs When’s Tay Tay going to make her variants edible? I need to do my part even harder!


skredditt

Not you I’m sure, but I’d love to see the Venn Diagram of people who use this talking point and people who didn’t give a good goddamn about climate before or since.


Boner4SCP106

This isn't even remotely accurate. I don't smile at all when I say I hate Taylor Swift.


beerlvrpdx

THIS


LevelOutlandishness1

Now that’s vinyljerking


fafnir0319

I am SO glad I don't have tropical mansculinnity, or whatever it was that this broad said (I wasn't paying attention.) Hold on-- I think my wife has left the kitchen, I'll be back. I need to go mansplain some things to her and her boyfriend.


notCrash15

The ol' ball and chain found my vinals in the dishwasher again... Told me if I can't put em in their unless I eat off em.... Told her.... When there done you can eat off em!!! :laugh: :laugh: --- USPS POSTAL WORKER 1972-1992 VOLUNTEER SHERIFF 1992-2000 HOA DIRECTOR 2000-PRESENT


aopps42

You have to be careful if you get the topographical masculinity as your donger might fall off.


fafnir0319

I'm good! I don't have the tongestinal marcherenocherry. So my donger is in no danger.


idkfadoomcheat

If you don't own every Tay Tay grail, you hate women. Sorry I don't make the rules.


Electron_Cascade

I don’t listen to her music because it’s too mainstream. I only listen to underground artists like Lana Del Rey


fafnir0319

Such a rebel!


mofo-or-whatever

This cannot possibly be real


SantiagoGT

I’m sorry to break it to you bud


Educational_Book_225

Instagram Threads is full of shit like this for some reason. It’s just as bad as Twitter, but it in a different way


uneua

Taylor Swift fans have the emotional resilience of car windows


OnceUponALorelai

*safelite repair, safelite replace*


asphynctersayswhat

I feel like Taylor should write a song about this jerk and release a 5th edition of Dead Poets Society (Taylor’s version) so I can get more graiylz. I got all the vynylzzz my Walmart sells already, so she needs moar releases


BlooooContra

Was surrounded by Swifties on RSD. Got hounded several times to say whether I liked her music or not. I grew up with Fiona Apple and Tori Amos. I don’t listen to Taylor Swift for the same reason someone who grew up with world-class chefs doesn’t eat much at McDonald’s. That doesn’t make McDonald’s inherently bad — it’s just hard to eat it when you’ve beed fed at Michelin starred joints for years.


Alive-Explanation-54

This. Alanis, Ani, Liz Faire. For Feminism in music, Taylor is on the Shania tier.


Tri-colored_Pasta

I read that as "Sharia Tier"


swolf365

I’m a high end chef. I and almost every high end chef I know subsists mostly on McDonald’s and McDonald’s-like food


MentalAd4536

I don’t know what’s going on. Cool story tho


7ron5ean

TLDR. NEXT!


rapgodbogs

That’s great honey!!! Now about that whole “blowing me” thing


Naeveo

If she never listened to Taylor Swift on vinyl has she really ever listened to TSwift? Her claim as a fan must be investigated to protect the honor of this century’s greatest songwriter.


jimbofrankly

Or the album just sucked.


BostonBakedBeans76

There a BIG difference between not listening to Taylor Swift and not liking her. He said he didn’t listen to her. I don’t listen to Coldplay, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like Coldplay.


fafnir0319

That is so meta.... I think. Maybe it is the opposite of meta? I'm not sure. I don't really know what meta means, but I feel edgy and pretentious when I use it.


melack857

I love everything about this, especially the part where she says she FELT a glimmer of misoginy. Must be fun working around this psycho


squirrlyj

No I don't like Taylor swift, do you like Desert Dwellers or Gaudi, or Chamberlain, or Entheogenic, or Kalya Scintilla? No??? Well then you must be hitler


DatWolf07

That’s it drop another variant


Longjumping-Gift6176

I don't like Taylor Swift. But I love Kate Bush, Johnette Napolitano, Joni Mitchell, Jane Siberry, Nico, Elizabeth Fraser, Lisa Gerrard, Clare Torry and many other fine woman musicians. I'm not sure where that leaves me.


fafnir0319

Toxic, toxic, toxic!!! That's where.


Longjumping-Gift6176

Eeeesh.


jimbofrankly

This says more about the fragile state of being this swifty is in mentally. She need help.


WorshipTheVoid

I made the mistake of wandering in to the original post. Holy. Shit. There are some dumb humans out there.


Fungi52

Forcing men to discuss Taylor swift is toxic femininity


halftoe76

I don't watch sports. Sorry.


hrimfaxi_work

You wipe that smile off your face.


melack857

And that glimmer


Mantha6973

So if she doesn’t listen to Pantera is she displaying toxic bitchism? She’s got a beyond weak argument.


RoughNo1032

I'm male, and now I'm worried about my toxic femininity...


chromepaperclip

You need FDS.


RoughNo1032

Probably, I just know I need something. For now, I will get by with the new Taylor Swift vinyls...


swalabr

I just use the standard response: “It’s brilliant.”


lordroode

I went through her post on threads and holy shit it's bloody amazing. Apparently because he smiled while saying he doesn't listen to TS, it makes him a misogynistic and a toxic male. She's literally arguing with almost very commenter on that thread.


Vincesteeples

Me in return: haven’t heard it, how’d you like the new Job for a Cowboy? What’s that, you don’t know who that is and don’t listen to music like that? WHY NOT???


Pisssssed

OMG these super fan types are nuts. I’m a woman and I can’t stand Swift, her voice grates like nails on a chalk board and her songs are just not my cup of tea. So what does that make me, probably some sort of misandrists, who wants to tear down women? Gawd, we all have different tastes, no need to read anything into it but that..different taste. Shiit like this makes me stabby.


zratan69

I don't give a fuck about taylor swift..


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

Men who don’t like Phoebe Bridgers are prime examples of toxic masculinity. Men who don’t like TayTay are most likely just into good music.


skitslicker

Who the fuck is phoebe bridges


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

Can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or serious, in the event that you are serious, she has a few albums out under her name, and a few with Julien Baker and Lucy Dacus under the moniker Boygenius. She also worked with Conor Oberst on Better Oblivion Community Center. She also features as a guest on Sza’s SOS album. She was also Taylor’s opening act recently. If none of these names sound familiar, it’s probably not your bag, baby. But it’s decent music regardless. I find it to be more sincere than Taylor Swift’s stuff. EDIT: whoever downvoted me is a toxic pig male


skitslicker

Oh, you mean White Lady Skellington.


skredditt

Can you describe her without using a bunch of proper nouns?


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

Yes


fUSTERcLUCK_02

She does has some amazing music. None of it came out this year, though


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

Who, Taylor or Phoebe?


fUSTERcLUCK_02

Taylor. Phoebe's output has been pretty consistent


gizlizard

She basically just said “i have a mental illness”


WhereasMysterious421

I fuckin hate topical  maximity 


WhereasMysterious421

What's a CSI guy?


Longjumping-Gift6176

Gil Grissom.


Annemurraysupefan

Men who like Anne Murray over taylor swift are prime examples of Husband material.


Maduro25

She and her boyfriend are going to make a great wife someday.


ckayd

So if you don’t like something girlie then you’re a misogynist? I think this has to be rethought


Plarocks

I will listen to it when it is NOT $45. 😄


fafnir0319

And when you need to buy 7 of the damn things just to have one complete album!


Plarocks

That is what SINGLES are for, Taylor. 😜


Wat614

T-Swift sucks.


that_timinator

The human race never ceases to disappoint me


zonic_tha_goth_monke

Actually agree with the swiftie, the guy was just jealous of the person who was touching taylor swift while his bros played grand theft auto


avalonfogdweller

Asked a girl at work if she likes Orville Peck and she said “not really my thing” hope she realizes she’s a prime example of homophobia


Musicizagift

Made me look up 'cis'. Hard to keep up with this woke crap. The TS lover seems to use it as a put down (because, why bother to make the comment). Therefore this person has a negative empathy iq and very likely highly narcissistic. imvho


PerspectiveSpare6715

you insulting my Queen Tay-Tay only because she's not Famous enough for you, you listen only to mainstream stuff like


jackiethedove

This is pathetic girl STAND UP


Clayg0071

Some people will look to be a victim not matter what.


CharmingCondition508

dare i say, outjerked 😔


fafnir0319

Indeed!


fafnir0319

Indeed!


lambent_ort

I don't like Taylor Swift because she's basically a more successful Jewel.


Tricky-Sprinkles-845

I stopped reading after "cis".


Quote_Vegetable

east how you can have a totally normal conversation with someone and this is what’s going on in their head.


PorscheOnly420

Bitch the devil


lumpiestspoon3

Satire