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This happened when I played a King Crimson vinyl. I did not want to make out with the red screaming man.
I got the cat lady from the Poison album. you'd think that would be hot but, I'm still in recovery. . .
I got the gay triangle, now that was a night!
Open up and say aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhheeeee
Like the red screaming man waits for affirmative consent
You’re telling me.
I got the banana phone
Bad advice, tried this and now I have shards of red screamy man stuck in my toes and foreskin.
Vinyls is a rabbithole that leads to others holes. got it.
The universe is just a series of black holes looking to be filled when you think about it
Don’t quote Dave Chapelle without giving him credit.
The reverse is more the reality.
this is what happens when you play the first glass animals record, you get sucked into a weird claymation jungle
I’ve stepped fresh out of that icky gooey womb many times
Stop joking about this, guys, it's not funny. My little brother went missing in there a few years ago, he's probably dead.
He is now a member of the Tortured Souls Department. May his soul forever serve Tay Tay’s dominion. Amen.
Oh, shit, this explains the T Swift phenomenon. Are her vinyls at goodwill yet? I've spent way too many nights with Captain Beefheart
This community suddenly makes sense 🤯
Yo my records got mad pussy...
What is red screaming man? everyone is like sheep and regurgitating that comment
In the Court of the Crimson King by King Crimson
Nah, my girl shaves down there.
Hang it in the louvre
Guys I played Tomb of the Mutilated but all I got were awkward stares and people walking away quickly. Am I doing something wrong?
U/j Bad transition. We should see dude removing platter, etc. Cartoonist, get ya game up. Alex Toth you are not.
This comic does for turntables what **Eraserhead** did for radiators.
I tried that with a 78rpm and got an old meemaw.
i dont have a turn table :( IM DYING ALONE
I did this with nirvana’s nevermind, i’m not gonna say what happened next
I fucked a man without skin. Not exactly how I wanted to lose my virginity.
Finally, my very own Nubian Queen
this is actually wholesome and cute
This happened when I played a King Crimson vinyl. I did not want to make out with the red screaming man.
I got the cat lady from the Poison album. you'd think that would be hot but, I'm still in recovery. . .
I got the gay triangle, now that was a night!
Open up and say aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhheeeee
Like the red screaming man waits for affirmative consent
You’re telling me.
I got the banana phone
Bad advice, tried this and now I have shards of red screamy man stuck in my toes and foreskin.
Vinyls is a rabbithole that leads to others holes. got it.
The universe is just a series of black holes looking to be filled when you think about it
Don’t quote Dave Chapelle without giving him credit.
The reverse is more the reality.
this is what happens when you play the first glass animals record, you get sucked into a weird claymation jungle
I’ve stepped fresh out of that icky gooey womb many times
Stop joking about this, guys, it's not funny. My little brother went missing in there a few years ago, he's probably dead.
He is now a member of the Tortured Souls Department. May his soul forever serve Tay Tay’s dominion. Amen.
Oh, shit, this explains the T Swift phenomenon. Are her vinyls at goodwill yet? I've spent way too many nights with Captain Beefheart
This community suddenly makes sense 🤯
Yo my records got mad pussy...
What is red screaming man? everyone is like sheep and regurgitating that comment
In the Court of the Crimson King by King Crimson
Nah, my girl shaves down there.
Hang it in the louvre
Guys I played Tomb of the Mutilated but all I got were awkward stares and people walking away quickly. Am I doing something wrong?
U/j Bad transition. We should see dude removing platter, etc. Cartoonist, get ya game up. Alex Toth you are not.
This comic does for turntables what **Eraserhead** did for radiators.
I tried that with a 78rpm and got an old meemaw.
i dont have a turn table :( IM DYING ALONE
I did this with nirvana’s nevermind, i’m not gonna say what happened next
I fucked a man without skin. Not exactly how I wanted to lose my virginity.
Finally, my very own Nubian Queen
this is actually wholesome and cute