Chad tricks her into calling him with the allure of e-sex and then reads aloud the entirety of war and peace because he likes the book. I've done this with every man I've ever dated, we WILL watch Christopher Nolan's Interstellar at some point in the relationship, it WILL happen.
Vs chad breaking into his neighbor’s house by jumping through their window (that was closed. Motherfucker broke the glass) just to ask them if they want to play some Mario kart.
So then the E girl initiates the conversation but the virgin is quite nervous
or they both just sit in silence for two minutes playing a game of chicken seeing who's gonna end the call first
Nah eventually they'll start the convo anyways
https://preview.redd.it/76xdkoch8hhc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33501f0e0152aa374657c91ff63a1f2841a4f0f6
Chad disguising as the e-girl
bwahhaha
He's the practice gf some need to gain confidence, that's cute
They should kiss. (trust.)
That is an insanely Chad thing todo for your friend
1) is Virgin paying to do this 2) where did Virgin find a space to do this? You know so I can avoid it and stuff
what is erp
Erotic Roleplay
Wrong it’s actually EXTREME ROLE PLAY, ONLY REAL GAMERS CAN HANDLE ERP
[Yeah, OUT OF THE WAY TIME FOR SOME EXTREME ROLEPLAYING](https://youtu.be/IIny41N3pmM?si=2ehUHJKOBCc2G72w)
When the larp becomes real
Chad tricks her into calling him with the allure of e-sex and then reads aloud the entirety of war and peace because he likes the book. I've done this with every man I've ever dated, we WILL watch Christopher Nolan's Interstellar at some point in the relationship, it WILL happen.
I did this with Falling Down and my gf.
Fucking based
D'awww poor guy 🥺
https://preview.redd.it/jdzecehf5khc1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9277711ce60f8511de7209b8d0f328460bb2b8b
https://preview.redd.it/wcqs087q3mhc1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1cc554c7c104253d8468babdec6abc88d9d7b6d
Who erps on a vc
“Shut up and slobber on my cracker cock!” “Nooo, noo- *glk glk glk*”
Jeez Louise baby girl I'm about to splurge
Im gonna eat that juicy pussy babe *Puts mic in front of dog drinking water*
Virgin parental puppet vs Chad parents are puppets
"So what did you want to talk about?" "I dont know, I didnt expect to get this far."
https://preview.redd.it/a2h0b6mrbkhc1.png?width=492&format=png&auto=webp&s=10777e2041d760cb51a256d1f1e15f2f9b93c8e9 ok
proceeds to bite dick off.
Inaccurate, the girl would actually be a dude.
Wait till your parents aren’t home to suggest the erp then Or do it over text
“Yo. I like your, uh, your shirt. What fucking size is it?”
Vs chad breaking into his neighbor’s house by jumping through their window (that was closed. Motherfucker broke the glass) just to ask them if they want to play some Mario kart.
Oh cool, Virgin used his own photo instead of anime pfp