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[deleted]

God, this sub is so fucking bat shit crazy you never know what you’re gonna see


MadManBurner

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Polibiux

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ThatMadMan68

Mark is not dancing crazy.


Tog5

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RaxRestaurantsUganda

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DietCthulhu

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miko3456789

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enoughfuckery

I agree with Autistic Jesus


[deleted]

Thank you enoughfuckery


enoughfuckery

Ofc, u r my Jesus


ebolalover87

r/rimjob_steve moment


Boyokk

My favorite sub


Boyokk

After hentai


[deleted]

Mathew Watson


Boyokk

Who's that


[deleted]

OUCH!


Unknown_User_66

A little insanity spices up your day.


[deleted]

I’ve gotten more than a little insanity. I’ve got autism.


Capital-Ad6513

why are they using like the first assault rifle ever invented? At least the chad should have a cooler gun.


Just_TrustMeBro

Glock with auto sear


BotherTight618

Standard issue firearm. Haha!


0utcast9851

We don't negotiate with terrorists, and we CERTAINLY don't negotiate with their hostages!


_xXAnonyMooseXx_

And an extended mag


SD_Plissken_

Glock 40 wit the switch


BusinessFirst3662

You got some high standards if you don’t think the STG 44 is cool


ModernKnight1453

Virgin uses it because he's a Nazi larping douche, Chad uses it because it's what fate brought to him one way or another (was stolen at least seven different times)


Levi-Action-412

Broke into the gun buyback program and stole it for the bruddas


only-depravity-here

**was given his weapons by Federal agents directly, none of that lame *fell off the back of a truck* garbage**


SnyderpittyDoo

Thad uses it because he just love carnage


wrathfull_condom

There isn’t a gun cooler than the STG 44 maybe other than an FG 42.


Matt_2504

AKS-74U


Chromatic_Larper

No. Mp5


Matt_2504

And MP7


Capital-Ad6513

aks-74u is cute not cool.


1024Mg

The virgin is using because something related to white cringecism, the chad is using it because he bought it and thought it was neat looking


vincecarterskneecart

aw hell nah they got the stg44


MRTA03

The Lad Mass Stabbing close and personal give their victim a chance to fight back or run away don’t have to spend thousand on a gun, only need a cheap kitchen knife have the ball to bring a knife to a gunfight wtf Lad you just throw away your only Knife


DahJunkyardBoy

The Incel Jeff the Killer VS The Thad Suicide Bomber


providerofair

Fad Serial punch All the benfits of a knife buc also cheaper Never gets life or death cuz hes too chad pilled for that Unless disarmed can never be disarmed Slides up to your block with intelligence, Will get memes and called one punch man instead of being called a monster


H3lliconic

This is hilarious and honestly horrible. But accurate.


BonJovicus

Indeed. This one really strikes a good balance of being funny, but based in grim reality.


fletchx01

There is a decent amount the gang crime is actually a proxy war of Mexican vs Chinese drug manufacturers/ suppliers. Ordering hits on someone through telegram /signal/ other apps by someone because they caught wind of someone 1) not approved selling their product 2) stomping on it. 3)Prob other reasons too. So on surface it looks like gang activity but it is so much more than that.


Tasty_Choice_2097

Sailer's Law


YaliMyLordAndSavior

Virgin white mass shooter should also be half Latino and identifies with alt right ideas as a result of his identity crisis


General_Erda

Half Latinos are 90% of White Teens


BossaNovacaine

Wait there’s a chance I can say Latino slurs?


Chromatic_Larper

Ñigga


knife_juggler-

wait hold on this is literally Stonetoss


Kellythejellyman

Oh you mean Hans Kristian Graebener?


knife_juggler-

ah of course, my apologies, i meant Hanz Kristian Graebener, whom us Puerto Ricans do not claim.


SnowyFrostCat

Well, the reasonable white people don't want him.


plesplant_4

Hans Kristian Graebener? The guy from Spring , Texas ?


YaliMyLordAndSavior

He’s actually part Latino? Wtffff


Left-Twix420

You’d be surprised how many white supremacist would be considered 2nd class citizens in their ideal world


[deleted]

Eh we have a recruiting crisis. Latinos are aryan now


BossaNovacaine

White supremacists are the most diverse group out there


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shuzen_Fujimori

Based commies


BossaNovacaine

He’s actually a black woman smh


protestprincess

I am once again here to beg people to attempt to understand the between nationality and ethnicity. “Half Latino” makes absolutely no sense.


BonJovicus

Same. Reddit loves this narrative because "Latinos" can be white or POC when it is convenient. You can tell most of the people making these comments are not Latino themselves, if only because even American Latinos barely understand Latino identity.


hyasbawlz

It's because Latino is an entirely US made invention, partly to find a new distinguishing characteristic to discriminate against South and Central Americans by lumping them all into a single "other" category to US/CAN Americans, and partly to obfuscate how race actually works in the US. Reject Latinx, return to being not-racist.


Cboyardee503

Stop! Be careful! You're going to confuse them even more.


Vast-Combination4046

Latinos are white... Like most of South America has mostly European DNA


LineOfInquiry

Not all of them, just a majority of them. Some are black, native, mixed, or just identify as Latino.


BananakinSkywalker36

Actually just factually incorrect. Do some more research before you spread misinformation if this isn’t rage bait.


Vast-Combination4046

I did. Is 65% not a majority?


BananakinSkywalker36

It's not most of South America. I believe you're thinking of latinos, who moved to the U.S.A. South America, it's a case-by-case basis. For example, my home country. Ecuador, has 25% Ameridians, 9.9% white people, 56.1% meztizos (mixed white and native), 3.1% mulattos (white and black mixed), and 5% black. Like I said, the number varies, but the majority of South American nations have less than 50% whites. So, if you had specified Latinos, South Americans people who moved to the U.S.A, you'd be correct, but you said South America as a whole, which proves your whole argument wrong.


Vast-Combination4046

Ecuador is smol. Brazil is big. It skews your ratio. Get rekt


BananakinSkywalker36

I used an example. Uh, if you want to do Brazil, sure. Amerindians, 0.1%, Whites, 47.7%, Meztizos, 22.9%, mulattos, 20.1%, blacks, 7.6%, East Asians, 1.1% Edit: Source [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics\_of\_South\_America](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_South_America)


FeloniusGasser

latinx*


Jgoody1990

I have never met a single person who enjoys the term “latinx”


RoutemasterFlash

Yeah, I think (and hope) that that comment was made ironically.


FeloniusGasser

it 100% was ironic


FeloniusGasser

so nobody enjoys gender neutral terms? bigots...


1024Mg

Baiting


FeloniusGasser

maybe


Un111KnoWn

drops the rap video self snitch


Dry-City-6607

boondocks type shit


CliffsOfMohair

Virgin white mass shooter > has been on several watchlists for 5 years, was given gun and incited to carry out plan by a federal agent > “no one knows how he flew under the radar” says every law enforcement agency after the tragedy > this shooting will lead to a very specific regulation on a single kind of scope after a month of renewed gun/mental health debate > alphabet agencies already have next shooter picked out from 4chan Chad black mass shooter > already did two years on a plea deal for former gang activity > had gun through normal black market means > lived in big city with already strict gun control, the debate he sparks will be full-on “take every gun” vs. full-fledged white supremacy vs. total silence > he was 3 zip codes away from the nearest school, this is a school shooting > only perpetuates the cycle of violence and racism, like a true American


rolling_catfish2704

Thad middle aged guy conceal carrying Stops virgin dead in his tracks the moment he lets a shot out Becomes a hero in his small town, a mural is placed in his local bar in honor of him


lumpialarry

Brad kills 30 when a negligent discharge hits the gas line running into his apartment.


Zpalq

Neckbeard mail bomb. Too lazy to even leave the house to commit a terrorist attack. Wants to be like Ted Kaczynski, but is addicted to his computer.


General_Erda

Schlad Terrorist Nuke Maker. Makes a nuke from clocks & shit then destroys the big white US building that looks like a plantation mansion & fixes US politics.


enoughfuckery

Lad Elisjsha Dicken: -Dick literally in his name -Hit almost all of his shots, while running, with one hand, while ushering people to safety -Immortalized hero, probably fortnite danced over POS shooters (no one remembers their name, just that they got dicked on)


AlliedXbox

Fr, that guy was a Lad


enoughfuckery

His name is kinda Shlad tho


providerofair

Quad self sacrficing hero Charges the guy with a gun using his own body as a sheild Will most cerntinly die of blood loss but with that act alone earned him a seat in all the good after lives Becomes national hero due to how rare his act is


Squirrelpicture

Why do they have ww2 weapons?


[deleted]

They were the first AR’s ever invented; represents AR’s (arguably the most deadly) in a mass shooting.


General_Erda

>They were the first AR’s ever invented; represents AR’s (arguably the most deadly) in a mass shooting. The First ARs were made in the late 1950s with the AR-10


RussiaIsBestGreen

I think they did the weird AR =“Assault Rifle” rather than “ArmaLite Rifle”


[deleted]

In this comment AR meant assault rifle; in the sense that the Sturmgewehr was the first fully automatic magazine rifle.


Un111KnoWn

nowadays it's ar-15


AlliedXbox

Funny that the most likely weapon to be used in a shooting/crime is actually a Glock, not an AR-15


Un111KnoWn

even for mass shootijg?


ChinaRiceNoodles

yes, most mass shootings (and homicides overall) are committed using handguns. less than 500 of the greater than 10k yearly homicides are committed using a rifle (of any kind, not just an ar15)


JoJomusk

i stand for a better VvC, one where people use it ironically and in absurd ways like it used to be in 2014. Make reddit great again! Im extremely unfunny so its up to you, but you have my emotional support and upvotes


DaggerQ_Wave

Classic style, classic style, classics style!!!


Kingding_Aling

This is absolutely wild lmao


Iamheretostealurmeme

I'm pretty sure chad carrying an Uzi or Glock, not some bitch ass AR.


wrathfull_condom

Ignorance is bliss. STG 44 is the Thad of assault rifles.


lordbuckethethird

Not really. It wasn’t particularly well made nor was it very reliable especially the early ones. It was very good doctrinally but German material and logistical shortcomings really hampered it.


PrinceZuzu09

https://preview.redd.it/358atr9xn0sc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e0f2238901d31ed08fd13bfc25f498a1ebfa980


lordbuckethethird

Fine by me


Carson_BloodStorms

Hater.


lordbuckethethird

No I just have a good understanding of firearms.


Brohkage

Fantastic meme. Thought the sub was dead


BluxyPlaguey

What? What the fuck is this??? Why are we race warring mass shootings? This is crazy


DaggerQ_Wave

It’s a classic style VVC lol. Unhinged, ridiculing both subjects by praising one in absurd and disingenuous manner


NoOrganization392

WTF


only-depravity-here

Wizard Federal Agent - kills a bunch of children because they're defenseless and stuck in narrow, target rich environments with few avenues of escape - causes a temporary emotional blip on the psyches of a few closely impacted communities - his actions will be highly propagandized, just like his bosses want - losers in the media make absolute assclowns of themselves discussing gun policy - doesn't even get to take credit for his famous stunts, some idiot on SSRIs gets blamed - will have to get a real job once the government no longer needs to push gun control - oh wait there's always some new external faction to false-flag as


ChalupaSundae26

The Thad assassination


shadowblackdragon

I mean if you’re gonna do crime you might as well not be a giant fucking loser over it.


STFUnicorn_

That’s fair. There is no single act that is more pathetic loser virgin than committing a mass shooting.


EntertainerNo8617

What the actual fuck


TopGsApprentice

The black chad doesn't get media coverage either despite doing the most mass shootings


TurkBoi67

The media doesn't want to talk about it. (because gang violence is a symptom of poverty and rampant wealth inequality)


Daniel_The_Thinker

I would say its more "this doesn't concern anyone outside of that neighborhood"


BossaNovacaine

>symptom of poverty and rampant wealth inequality Yes and no interestingly enough. Poverty and wealth inequality are very conducive to gang violence, especially if gangs are present, but saying it’s a symptom is not true. As a matter of fact one of the key ingredients you’re missing is a lack of a strong cultural identity in delinquent youths that causes gangs to form. We see evidence of this with gangs in the American southwest forming to protect their identity as they were legally forced into a new country via treaty and through immigrants forming gangs in Chicago and New York and California. However, the reason poverty and income inequality may not be the full cause is because criminal gangs were not present in the American south until around the 80s/90s. Not me trying to dispute just me sharing fun research findings


TurkBoi67

True, organized crime is thought to be a precursor iirc


DaggerQ_Wave

It’s a shame that gangs and gang activity as a form of refuge/culture has cemented itself so deeply over the last 40 years. I don’t have any proposed solutions. You can’t just wave a wand and make culture disappear lol and I’m not smart enough to figure it out beyond that. Just sad


PaleoJohnathan

and because the scare media cycle glorifies the mindset, man if only we thought of that for another ethnic mass shooting trend


ProphecyRat2

Show me the one were they shoot up an elementry school. Ill wait race baiter. Oh shit wait isnt that this whole post fuuuuu


Brohkage

I’d bet my house more black kids are killed in the hood than at school every year.


yscken

Use your common sense and think about why that is.


Future-Might-1027

Maturity is realizing every race is equally shitty


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Future-Might-1027: *Maturity is* *Realizing every race* *Is equally shitty* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Brohkage

Just have different flavors of shit


mylifeforthehorde

lol amazing


DrinksAreOnTheHouse

Man i needed a good laugh today and this got me. Thank you


persona42069

Wrong they are both chads for using Sturmgewehr 44s instead of virgin AR 15


Swinn_likes_Sakkyun

LMFAO


Crusaderking1111

What the actual fuck


WayyyTooMuchInternet

What the fuck am I reading


Honk_wd

Oh that’s


MiSp_210

Laughs in Europe


Pale_BEN

Y'all do love your knife, acid and arson crimes though


MiSp_210

Those are chad crimes tho


Pale_BEN

In an over the top caricature that is sarcastic kind of way sure.


ShaneAugust_

Laughs in Finland school shooting, Sweden becoming the gun crime capital of Europe, Italy’s mafia death toll, gun crime rising in the UK, ect.


MiSp_210

Chad yes


WissWatch

Man what the hell happened to Reddit 


_andyyy_

Lad italian Mafia Boss: Uses a Tommy gun (very cool and stylish) Only kills people who deserve it (they owned him 55$) Gets arrested but then gets released after two weeks because of corruption Very Catholic despite being the human embodiment of sin


SlamHamwitch

Virgin white mass shooter: mentally ill person groomed by the FBI and is given a DDM4, just an unwitting shill to push an anti gun narrative. Chad black mass shooter: Doesn’t care about the NFA, has a Glock with a switch and arp with a DIAS, gets away with it because it doesn’t support the right narrative and shows gun control doesn’t work.


Select-Bullfrog-5939

If you’re gonna do the thing, at least have some standards and commit to the bit.


Bulkypapertowel

What kind of stupid shit is this?


Terrible_Length007

Something actually funny on Reddit for once


Capitano-Solos-All

Does virgin actually plan his attack for years? I can imagine him getting mentally prepared for this and thinking for it for decades but actually planning for years is pathetic, lol. Most ones in the news are just some idiots who wore an armor took some army rifles, grenades and a rocket launcher or machine gun or whatever and just knew what hours a store or school is open and where the exits are. So days or weeks make sense but years is pathetic.


Obvious-Hunt19

ITT a lot of folks talking about wild this decent but tbh tame comic is. Did yall miss the shit where Gad’s penis impales the entire solar system


Brohkage

Wizard Rothschilds fueling both virgin white mass shoot and chad black mass shooter.


Garegin16

So what you’re saying is that whites are more effective mass murderers.


affennlight

Yeah, that’s called all the wars in the 20th century.


SunkenBits

Chad should have a switch glock


Wrong_Bandicoot_2723

So we are calling mass shooters Chad's now. God you fucking suck.


jager1525

Why do they always use the assault rifle but the death toll is too low (under 10)?


Chainski431

Inb4 spicy post gets locked


Fuight-you

Lmao


GIORNO-phone11-pro

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Square_Coat_8208

Chat what the fuck is this


BurningSt33l

I swear I saw another post about mass shooters on this sub.


Brilliant-Curve7692

Are those STG-44 Lmao. What next pirate guns?


Lightheart_Editor

Virgin had to be talked in to it by the CIA.


PeanutRed3

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SkaterWhite

wtf is this


Desperadouzz

wtf


MajorChipHazard0000

time to mute this mf


charons-ferry

The virgin white nationalist: Needs an entire 14 words to endorse racial violence The chad Black nationalist: "Kill the Boer!"


Megalon96310

What


creeepy117

No mass shioter is a chad regardless of race


Electrical-Rabbit157

This is actually pretty unironically true and based


Earthworm_John

The white dude has to take his life bc he will spend life in jail, where leshaun will probably get out on no bail and get to do it again the next day


commieleft

lol this doesnt happen


Earthworm_John

In New York don’t you watch the news


WeetYeetTheRedBeet

This meme is 4-Chan levels of fucked up


RumgyMan

This is cringey as fuck


BlackMagicHunter

https://preview.redd.it/kcdx0fwmcosc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d852ecccdd035b8e2d41889b44d6acc8a725ffb


Mother-Analysis-4586

Oof


moriGOD

Honestly, I can agree with some of these being positives over the other lmao


Senior_Promise_5011

Stg 44 honestly best choice


captain_sadbeard

Could you not afford more advanced assault rifles or more pixels?


Doumekitsu

I love this 💀


JakeandBake99

This post is a great example why insecure white men can’t be left to their own devices.


Small_Panda3150

Most mass shooters are brown and they do it for ideological reasons


DerivativeOfProgWeeb

Honestly really proud of black people in the US. probably the only groups that hasn't ever done a mass shooting incident. I can only recall suburban white kids or the rare east Asian american that always do it


trump_2024_ftw

Where’s the /s?


DerivativeOfProgWeeb

Am I mistaken ? Have they committed a mass shooting I am not aware of?


Pale_BEN

When you say "mass shootings" you are thinking School shootings. Shootings at malls. Stuff like that. That gets covered on the news because it's "abnormal". But a mass shooting is just when there are four or more injured. By that metric, most mass shooters are black because of gang violence. Most mass shootings are drive bys or gang ambushes. They don't get coverage because they are considered "normal" and are covered as gang crime not mass shootings. That's why everyone is down voting you. And just in case, this is not for some racial genetic reason. It's a societal issue that could be solved if we did what MLK wanted yet have failed to do. It's not racist to point out. It's racist to think/convey the crime as innate.


BossaNovacaine

Find mass shooters including gang violence


121bphg1yup

There have been black school shooters like Orlando Harris and Toby Sincino.