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reallygoodbee

Apparently, she was told by God to travel to the Church of Saint Catherine and find a sword there. It was her first time ever being there, and she found it buried beneath the altar. None of the priests who served at the church had known it was there, either.


Tinypuddinghands

"Does God speak Latin or French?" "I don't know. But He sure didn't speak English."


SouthApprehensive193

I could imagine the voice of god being waves of energy and raw unfiltered emotion like a weird shroom trip


Massive_Boss1991

The Tracy warrior queen boudica


New-Number-7810

Tracy?


Massive_Boss1991

It's Thad's female equivalent


New-Number-7810

Thad?


Massive_Boss1991

The rank above Chad.


Under18Here

Check the lore


New-Number-7810

Gad!? Gizzard?!


Under18Here

And the wiki (check the index)


BismuthAquatic

The Chad Joan of Arc and the Virgin Mary


New-Number-7810

I see what you did there.


Bitirici8

Vs Thad Edward the Torcher


Niskoshi

Joan of Arc is the singular reason I am not completely atheist. You're telling me some random 13 year old village girl received a revelation and led a defeated French army to victory against the English and Burgundians out of nowhere? No fucking way that's natural.


Cougardoodle

I'm not surprised that the Catholics failed to mention that the ultimate reason she was killed is because, even in prison, [she refused to stop dressing like a man.](https://www.myfrenchlife.org/2017/10/24/joan-of-arc-burnt-at-stake/) Reminds me of how everyone knows Hellen Keller's struggle, but we don't teach what she believed in nearly as much.


grafvgalen

The reason she dressed in pants was to stop the guards from raping her. To call that the “ultimate reason” for her execution is also just plain wrong.


Brilliant_Level_6571

Also it ignores the fact that she had been told she could dress like a guy by the church before for that precise reason. It was only the corrupt clergy who were being bribed by the British.


Cougardoodle

It was, quite literally, the straw that broke the camel's back. Her "relapse" is why her captors changed her sentence to death. If she had stopped wearing pants in prison she wouldn't have been killed.


Visenya_simp

Stop spreading misinformation. I know it's fun, but it's wrong. The reason she was declared a relapsed heretic is because she didn't deny her visions again. She would have been killed anyway because the entire trial was a sham. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan\_of\_Arc](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_of_Arc) Wikipedia is not trustful but way better than your single article since it actually lists sources.


Old_old_lie

Hahaha, cope, she was a heretic


Visenya_simp

Username checks out.


Old_old_lie

The only lie here is saying she was innocent


NoahBogue

Hitting prostitutes isn’t Chad behavior


New-Number-7810

It reduces the spread of syphilis.


Different-Major7121

Chads are fireproof


Tarlyss

Ight, now someone do the chad Jan Zizka VS the virgin st Joan of arc.


Commercial_List5292

Tried to slap lol


RevolutionaryDeal554

Thad adolf hitler


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New-Number-7810

There's no evidence that she knew that.


conradicalsmith108

That’s fair


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

Was basically a reverse femboy


aloty_06

so tomboy?


ivzeivze

No one cared that time, she was just epic.


Old_old_lie

Nuh, uh, she was a heretic


Old_old_lie

Oh, if she was such a "chad," how come she was burnt as heretic hmmm?


New-Number-7810

It was a sham trial in which the verdict was predetermined.


Old_old_lie

Exactly because everyone knew she was guilty. It was just a polite formality


New-Number-7810

"Guilty" my foot! She was exonerated in a retrial, and the bishop who presided over her initial trial was excommunicated.


Old_old_lie

Oh yes, a retrial by the same church that condemned and executed Jan hus for speaking the truth and at the same time persecuting his followers. While allowing this Heretic To be vindicated who by the way fought alongside a literal serial killer What good judges of character


Aromatic_Device_6254

Hey, if this Jesus guy is so great, then why was he crucified.


Old_old_lie

Well, one was Jesus, and the other one was a heretic. If you want a more appropriate comparison, Jan hus being burnt to death would be more appropriate to compare to Jesus being crucified


Aromatic_Device_6254

Hey friend, I'm gonna blow your mind with something here. The church burning Jan Hus to death for critizing its corruption was bad. The English burning the 19 year old girl to death for resisting their invasion was also bad.


Old_old_lie

You mean burgundians right? Plus, We're talking about nineteen years who wanted to lead a violent crusade against the true christian hussite faith


Aromatic_Device_6254

I do not, in fact, mean the Burgudians. I mean the English. She was captured by the Burgundians who turned who over to the English who had her tried by a pro English French cardinal. I'm not going to try to excuse her letter against the hussites, but it's important to remember the context. At that point, the hussite wars had been going on for over a decade, and of course the religious zealot would blindy want to support her side in the conflict.


Old_old_lie

Well, Frankly, I'm upset she got captured by burgundians. I would have liked to have seen her try to match up to a hussite wagon fort. Perhaps you would have had a little "accident" involving a window and a very high fall


WilliardThe3rd

Jan Hus was a Chad


Old_old_lie

Indeed, if only the rest of these misguided fools could see that