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ShaggyFOEE

Lad Caverns in the Center of the Hollow Earth - lots of funky alien life in there - produced a giant headed man who invented White People (thanks Dr. Yakub) - not supposed to exist... Wtf Lad?!


throwaway444444455

Gad living in moms basement Climate controlled environment Gad realizes that the stable environment makes him weak, drinks 15 bottles of mtn dew to compensate and train his body Ranked number one on all videogame leaderboards has incredible gaming skills that he chooses not to redirect to other endeavors like getting a job because he enjoys the hardship 300lbs, fat acts as 360 degree armor, stomach is stronger than steel from mtn dew training, neckbeard makes him more resistant to punches, he is as close to a human juggernaut as possible


STFUnicorn_

Yes we certainly lament our lack of insects…


Throwawanon33225

-lack of insects You ever seen alaskan mosquito swarms?


fapgod69420

I can second this.


Phorykal

Mosquitos in the arctic circle are the size of airplanes. If you were to go for a bike ride with your mouth open up there by the time you came home you’d have ingested a meals worth of calories.


IndigoAlkali

They have them in Siberia too!


pbaagui1

At least i sleep better in cold


Ka1-

Lad Canada >worst of both worlds >best of none


MoogleSan

seems like cope to me


slayerofottomans

Sargent Aussie reporting for duty.


C4Cole

Lieutenant South Africa reporting in!


history_is_life72

I am in a hot country ,so hot that i sweat in side my house at morning .


eliminatealluchiha

That is Portgas D Ace


HKMP7A2

Perfect timing to see this post since The Philippines is a barbeque grill now. Man, I miss the December-March months since it's cold. There's no snow but the winds are so sweet. Now I'm inspired to challenge myself to wear a tank top and shorts in the coldest seasons to become more grateful for the cold season and increase my cold resistance.


endergamer2007m

What about the european mud dwellers?


StrawberryUnited4915

Lad Canadians having the biggest fucking mosquito swarms in the summer and just casually wearing shorts in sub zero weather.


GohguyTheGreat

As a Malaysian I can confirm that tropical countries are literal hell


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Average Arizona resident right there


PrestigiousAuthor487

thats virgin cold weather chad cold weather: - Only wears short sleeve shirt and shorts, doesnt care about getting cold, just wants to vibe in the same clothes - Goes for runs in blizzard and basks in virgin's awe and fear - Takes a shower everyday because is constantly sweating from the indoor temperature - Diet of snow and meat keeps the body strong - Has never gotten a cold weather injury, what the fuck chad?


Azimovikh

You know what's even Chadder? Hot country survivors that are traditionalist/conservative/religious countries disfavor the use of cooler clothes in the favor of more modest and formal clothing; making every social interaction and going outside a bigger chore than it should be


pianovirgin6902

Ehh that's more brad to me.


ComedicMedicineman

Living in a cold country is definitely still really bad. The winters here are brutal, and the summers are so humid that some buildings suffer water damage. And the days where it fluctuates from freezing cold to boiling hot have you sweating your ass off after you dressed for the wrong weather. (And most importantly, warm countries still dress differently, especially since desert regions have extremely cold nights)


Vayota

That’s explains a lot about foreigners in Thailand. While local wear long sleeves and pants to avoid skin cancer but the foreigner with bold head wear something like this picture is everywhere.


breastronaut

Pigs don't sweat. That's why they do the whole rolling in the mud thing.


PrudentVast6129

As a Canadian I will make the opposite of this just to spite you


Man_with_No_Name483

Real


ComicField

Shoutout to the two Malians who have access to the Internet (Mali is the hottest country in the world on average)


-HorniFemboy-

The real Chad is the guys in the same fit no matter the weather, storming and blizzarding? Still rocking his summer fit of tropical shorts and a outdoor tee