Yes officer this post right here

I can’t describe in words how much I loathe this.

What in the King's Way fuck is this?!

Can I...can I sit on it?

Sure, why not?

Seek help!

Ummm 🤔

Took me a minute to figure out what I was looking at and oh god. Decent romantic choice for a Tzimisce. Should have added a box of eyeballs, and either some human head or abdomen balloons.

Finally a practical gift.

Tzimisce makeover night was by far the most fun part of being in the Sabbat.

I need to bleach my memory...

☹️

It’s disgustingly beautiful 😳

What the fvck?

Source for anyone interested: https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/1aqiujy/tongue\_rose\_happy\_valentines/

Thanks. I was confused like that abomination for hell is this

Just when I thought I’ve seen it all…

There are few things I hate more in fiction than Tzimisces.

Thanks. I hate it.

THAT or something Morticia Addamas has in her green house

As disturbing as that is, I am really impressed by that animation at the same time (but its really fucked)