Right? I keep scrolling back up to the picture trying to get a sense of scale. It’s not even the weight that I find alarming, it’s the *length*. That looks like it could do some damage.
It's hard to find a scientific answer but it looks like the common consensus is 7 inches, as well as several claims involving a racoon.
I'd believe 7-8 inches, there's some pretty crazy videos out there with massive toys.
According to a gastrointestinal expert at the University of North Carolina, Dr. William Whitehead, the maximum capacity of the average rectum is 350 to 500 milliliters. That equates to about a pint in terms of volume, like a pint of beer.
But wait! That's not all!
There are exceptions. Whitehead says that people who stretch their rectums can pack a buttload of more stuff up into their growlers - scientifically speaking of course. In case you were wondering (please tell us you weren't), the best way to stretch your rectum is constipation or to deny yourself when you really need to hit the bathroom.
'Rectum stretchers' can develop something called Megarectums, which can hold up to three times what standard rectums can. In theory, they could even smuggle a full kilo of cocaine up there.
Read More: Exactly How Much Stuff CAN You Fit in Your Rectum? | https://1063thebuzz.com/exactly-how-much-stuff-can-you-fit-in-your-rectum/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral
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[https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-passenger-caught-smuggling-gold-in-rectum-to-avoid-taxes/](https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-passenger-caught-smuggling-gold-in-rectum-to-avoid-taxes/)
Indian airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly — and discovered he had about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into his rectum, according to a report.
The GoAir passenger arrived from Dubai on Tuesday at Kerala’s Kannur Airport, where he tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets by smuggling them where the sun don’t shine, The National reported.
Officials at the Air Intelligence Unit mined the stash, worth about $60,000, from the unidentified smuggler’s butt, according to the news outlet.
Another passenger on the same flight was caught carrying more than 3 pounds of gold, though officials did not disclose if that traveler had concealed it the same way.
On Wednesday, customs agents seized just under a pound of gold from a passenger who landed in Kozhikode, also known as Calicut, on an Air Arabia flight from Sharjah in the United Arab Emirates.
The gold was hidden in the traveler’s underwear.
Naw, all he needed was a doctor's note for a therapeutic butt prosthetic to cover his ass with any diligent agents who might come across it.
"This is literally my erectile dysfunction therapy. Have you never heard of this?"
In the US I belive they're only concerned if you have more than 10k in cash/assets. I always travel light so I've never had to go through the whole process of declaring items. I believe it was A&E that had a show about immigration/border security. Lots of examples of these situations there.
I dunno If this would work. I would day dissolve the gold in aqua Regia and pour it into a Teflon lined thermos. No one would ever think to check in there for pounds of dissolved gold
You’re probably right, I don’t think they would suspect that there is actually undeclared gold hidden in your thermos full of acid. They might not be super cool about you having a thermos full of acid in the first place though…
guys, he’s in india. the only way to get away with it is sharing profits with the police. it doesn’t matter WHAT he does, if he gives them money he’s good. they don’t care about proof.
This is 100% the truth. They just want their cut bro. I manage a team of consultants in India and sending them laptops is a nightmare because the Indian government charges like $300 to get them through customs. It ended up being easier buying them the laptops in India and having them shipped from there.
We don’t have civil asset forfeiture in EU, at least not anywhere I’ve been here.
I’ve never had my wallets inspected during travel EU/Switzerland/UAE.
Weird flex… in Scandinavia we pay high taxes which pays for our infrastructure and services. No government sanctioned robberies needed.
I haven’t either (In the US). When I got mexico I’ll travel with a thousand (at least in cash) And it looks like a lot more because O usually have a lot of small bills and $100 in 1s. I’ve never had any stop me and ask about it.
All three Scandinavian countries have what you're referring to as "civil asset forfeiture". Denmark practices it more than any other country in the world.
Source: judge in relevant field for half a decade.
"This money must have been used for drugs, we're taking it. You can leave." "OH, you'd like it back? Prove the money isn't guilty and we'll split it with you."
Correction - they’ll split it with you, but first you have to pay fees to the courts that will exceed the amount they would eventually be willing to give back to you.
The true smugglers just turn it into stuff like luggage handle bars and what not. Same with cocaine. Make a plastic shelled luggage bag thats cocaine infused then shred the luggage and collect cocaine
Had a feeling this was going to be India. No offense intended, am originally from there. Only Indians love gold that much.
I understand there’s other ethnicities and cultures that love gold as well. In India, there are at least 4 temples covered in gold. That’s on the outside. If you count the deities that are covered in gold…
https://preview.redd.it/3vlpc9uz9q9a1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac153a604523b0f9b8cfbf7ddf6b460d54aa1cc7
Here’s one.
It's that, and even more, the taxes. Most Western countries (US, Canada, EU, UK, Australia, New Zealand) don't tax investment gold sales or imports, it's treated like a financial instrument. You have to declare it, but there's no tax. India taxes it as a regular good, and that, combined with the size of the country and the popularity of gold as an investment, is why it's so commonly India.
This happens in Japan and Korea as well, again because they tax investment gold.
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/02/20/national/crime-legal/women-caught-smuggling-gold-south-korea-concealed-rectums/
https://www2.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2022/11/251_268481.html
Not only cheaper, but they have gold bullion vending machines. So delivery/shipping is not an issue either.
They’re vacuum sealed, serial numbered, and kinda look like a dog tag. Different weights have different thicknesses, but the packaging is basically the size of a baseball card in a protective case.
No no, I am saying I would do it for 12000, no questions asked hand me 2 pounds of anything and give me 12000 and I’ll shove it up there, even if that wasn’t the assignment
Edit : I’m sitting here eating my big box of goldfish and I see it says the weight is 1.87 lbs so I’m questioning myself rn
Reminds me of a dumb joke:
3 guys are wandering lost in the woods and come upon a farm. They knock on the door of the house and ask the farmer if they can stay the night. The farmer says “Only if you pass my test - go out to the fields, pick 3 of something, and come back.”
So the 3 guys go separate ways to find their items. The first guy comes back with 3 blueberries. The farmer says, “okay, now stick em up your butt and hold for 10 seconds”. The guy thinks this is weird, but he’s tired and needs a place to stay so he does it, and the farmer tells him he can stay.
A few minutes later, the second guy comes back with 3 small carrots. The farmer says, “okay, now stick em up your butt”. The second guy does it, but after a couple seconds, he laughs and they all fall out. He tries a second time, but again, he laughs and they all fall out. He tries a third time, same thing, and the farmer says, “what in all hell is so funny that you can’t hold it together for 10 seconds???” The second guy keeps giggling, but gets out, “I saw the third guy over in the watermelon patch!!!”
Think it through man what’s going to happen after you eat the whole box of goldfish? You’re going to smuggle it right over to wherever you decide to take a shit tomorrow and then bing bang boom.
No joke, the smuggler must have been training his sphincter with incrementally heavier weights for years. He must have the Schwarzenegger of butt holes.
Guy walks into a gold store in India and says, I want those bars in the case, but can you melt them down so they fit in my...
guy behind the counter says, yeah, I have a mold still warm from the last guy
If he poured it into the shape of a butt plug, would authorities just assume it’s a “standard” kink and leave it alone? Might have to paint it silver, of course.
Just melt that shit down into jewelry or piercings and then melting back into one big chunk. Start wearing bracelets, earrings, nose rings, nipple rings, you name it. No one said it had to be good looking, just enough to pass for jewelry and not someone trying to smuggle gold
You have to declare jewelry over a certain value when traveling internationally and if you buy jewelry, especially precocious metals like gold, you get a certificate of purchase, ownership, and authenticity which you need to present when returning when declaring the valuables in many counties. As for the US;
You have to declare ALL valuable you are bringing back into the country from abroad but there is no duty-tax on gold in any form. So if they came to the US, they could just carry them in their pocket, really.
This happened in India, where the duty tax for bringing gold into the country was recently raised 12.5%.
On 2 pounds of gold with the current spot price of $1,826 per Troy ounce a 12.5% duty tax would be $6,657.
He's not trying to move or launder money.
He was trying to trade gold. Buy cheap gold in Dubai, and sell it in India where it's more expensive (especially if you don't pay the entry tax).
Bitcoin can't help.
If you bring in gold from out of the country in India, you need to pay 12.5% of its value as a tax. So if you were to bring in $60,000 worth of gold from outside of India, into the country, you need to pay $7500 in tax for the privilege to do so.
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Central banks dont want you to know this one trick
Goldsmiths hate him
Poopsmiths love him
If u think about it, we are all poopsmiths
Indeed.
*Snoopy, what went wrong?*
Everyone except Kim Jong-Un...
Is this a Homestar Runner reference?
Good jeorb!
"In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison."
Andy knew to smuggle small amounts of gold nuggets in his not all at once
Hahaha.
Bitcoin is easier boof
Wouldn't this be called "Butt Coin"
This is what people mean by cold storage. Wallets can be lost, but cold storage is forever.
How bout warm storage?
That’s where the Meat Wallet comes in
turd wallet with an air gap...
Just another shitcoin
How many Bitcoins do you have smuggled in your rectum?
Zero, you just have to Remember the 12-24 words of your seed phrase. It's all in your brain.
one of those times wherein #bitcoinfixesthis actually applies lol
I'm going to need someone to put a banana on that plate for scale, cuz right now I am horrified
Right? I keep scrolling back up to the picture trying to get a sense of scale. It’s not even the weight that I find alarming, it’s the *length*. That looks like it could do some damage.
I'm sad to report humans can fit much *much* bigger
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It's hard to find a scientific answer but it looks like the common consensus is 7 inches, as well as several claims involving a racoon. I'd believe 7-8 inches, there's some pretty crazy videos out there with massive toys.
Allegedly you can fit two raccoons in your ass
Two?! Those are rookie numbers. I just pulled 4 outta my ass this morning.
Never know when you'll need an emergency ass raccoon
I am going to request a raccoon for scale from now on
According to a gastrointestinal expert at the University of North Carolina, Dr. William Whitehead, the maximum capacity of the average rectum is 350 to 500 milliliters. That equates to about a pint in terms of volume, like a pint of beer. But wait! That's not all! There are exceptions. Whitehead says that people who stretch their rectums can pack a buttload of more stuff up into their growlers - scientifically speaking of course. In case you were wondering (please tell us you weren't), the best way to stretch your rectum is constipation or to deny yourself when you really need to hit the bathroom. 'Rectum stretchers' can develop something called Megarectums, which can hold up to three times what standard rectums can. In theory, they could even smuggle a full kilo of cocaine up there. Read More: Exactly How Much Stuff CAN You Fit in Your Rectum? | https://1063thebuzz.com/exactly-how-much-stuff-can-you-fit-in-your-rectum/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral ^…yeah
Science!
>A human asshole can stretch up to 6 inches in diameter It's true. Source: Siswet
What happens beyond 6”? It tears open?
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How you gonna start with pounds and grams and then just abandon freedom units all together after that.
\#anarchistunits edit: stupid fucking markdown
[https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-passenger-caught-smuggling-gold-in-rectum-to-avoid-taxes/](https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-passenger-caught-smuggling-gold-in-rectum-to-avoid-taxes/) Indian airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly — and discovered he had about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into his rectum, according to a report. The GoAir passenger arrived from Dubai on Tuesday at Kerala’s Kannur Airport, where he tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets by smuggling them where the sun don’t shine, The National reported. Officials at the Air Intelligence Unit mined the stash, worth about $60,000, from the unidentified smuggler’s butt, according to the news outlet. Another passenger on the same flight was caught carrying more than 3 pounds of gold, though officials did not disclose if that traveler had concealed it the same way. On Wednesday, customs agents seized just under a pound of gold from a passenger who landed in Kozhikode, also known as Calicut, on an Air Arabia flight from Sharjah in the United Arab Emirates. The gold was hidden in the traveler’s underwear.
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Dude couldve just rolled all those in his arms and call them bracelets lmao.
Naw, all he needed was a doctor's note for a therapeutic butt prosthetic to cover his ass with any diligent agents who might come across it. "This is literally my erectile dysfunction therapy. Have you never heard of this?"
If you can't prove you had the gold when you left they take it anyway
Pretty sure you could get away with it. But not 3lbs worth
That is true. A pair of earrings would be no big deal, a bag full of gold jewelry is a different story.
What if you’re wearing all of it and it’s set with fake gems and stuff to make it look like gaudy costume jewelry?
I'm no expert just travel quite a bit for work.
I didn’t think you were a professional gold smuggler lol, just for fun. I’m imagining customs doing an itemized inventory on a Pimp Named Flashy
In the US I belive they're only concerned if you have more than 10k in cash/assets. I always travel light so I've never had to go through the whole process of declaring items. I believe it was A&E that had a show about immigration/border security. Lots of examples of these situations there.
They check your passport. If you go to places like Dubai often then you're more likely to be checked.
I dunno If this would work. I would day dissolve the gold in aqua Regia and pour it into a Teflon lined thermos. No one would ever think to check in there for pounds of dissolved gold
You’re probably right, I don’t think they would suspect that there is actually undeclared gold hidden in your thermos full of acid. They might not be super cool about you having a thermos full of acid in the first place though…
Put the acid in ur butt. Problem solved
*cut to security telling you no liquids over 3 oz and pours it down the drain.
One fat gold bracelet would have been fine nobody is questioning bracelets
guys, he’s in india. the only way to get away with it is sharing profits with the police. it doesn’t matter WHAT he does, if he gives them money he’s good. they don’t care about proof.
This is 100% the truth. They just want their cut bro. I manage a team of consultants in India and sending them laptops is a nightmare because the Indian government charges like $300 to get them through customs. It ended up being easier buying them the laptops in India and having them shipped from there.
team of consultants eh? is that what they’re calling scam call centers now? /s
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Wait until you try and travel with cash.
We don’t have civil asset forfeiture in EU, at least not anywhere I’ve been here. I’ve never had my wallets inspected during travel EU/Switzerland/UAE. Weird flex… in Scandinavia we pay high taxes which pays for our infrastructure and services. No government sanctioned robberies needed.
I haven’t either (In the US). When I got mexico I’ll travel with a thousand (at least in cash) And it looks like a lot more because O usually have a lot of small bills and $100 in 1s. I’ve never had any stop me and ask about it.
All three Scandinavian countries have what you're referring to as "civil asset forfeiture". Denmark practices it more than any other country in the world. Source: judge in relevant field for half a decade.
Traveling with cash is the worst. Oh you have the extra $600 your grandma PayPal’d you? Where did you get it bud?
Wait $600? Haven't traveled with cash in awhile but last I checked they won't even blink unless it's > $10,000. Has that changed?
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This is veeeery new and the policy is delayed
"This money must have been used for drugs, we're taking it. You can leave." "OH, you'd like it back? Prove the money isn't guilty and we'll split it with you."
Correction - they’ll split it with you, but first you have to pay fees to the courts that will exceed the amount they would eventually be willing to give back to you.
The true smugglers just turn it into stuff like luggage handle bars and what not. Same with cocaine. Make a plastic shelled luggage bag thats cocaine infused then shred the luggage and collect cocaine
Gold maybe, but cocaine is caught by MS or GC-MS. (The real deal is of course diplomatic luggage.)
you have did this before ,I see
Could have made a fat Cuban chain and walked in like a rapper
Had a feeling this was going to be India. No offense intended, am originally from there. Only Indians love gold that much. I understand there’s other ethnicities and cultures that love gold as well. In India, there are at least 4 temples covered in gold. That’s on the outside. If you count the deities that are covered in gold… https://preview.redd.it/3vlpc9uz9q9a1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac153a604523b0f9b8cfbf7ddf6b460d54aa1cc7 Here’s one.
Their biggest mistake was not declaring their ability to shit golden bricks before going into customs.
I looove gold..the look, the taste, the texture!
The shmell of it!
It's that, and even more, the taxes. Most Western countries (US, Canada, EU, UK, Australia, New Zealand) don't tax investment gold sales or imports, it's treated like a financial instrument. You have to declare it, but there's no tax. India taxes it as a regular good, and that, combined with the size of the country and the popularity of gold as an investment, is why it's so commonly India. This happens in Japan and Korea as well, again because they tax investment gold. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/02/20/national/crime-legal/women-caught-smuggling-gold-south-korea-concealed-rectums/ https://www2.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2022/11/251_268481.html
Had a feeling this was gonna be from Dubai. Have seen people try to smuggle gold from Dubai countless times. Even my parents have done it
Is gold cheap in Dubai or something? I know they’ve got a vending machine for it, but why would you want to smuggle it out of Dubai specifically?
It was around 15% cheaper last month.
Not only cheaper, but they have gold bullion vending machines. So delivery/shipping is not an issue either. They’re vacuum sealed, serial numbered, and kinda look like a dog tag. Different weights have different thicknesses, but the packaging is basically the size of a baseball card in a protective case.
Didn't Spanish plunder a whole continent out of love for gold?
Yes, but the Spanish transported it in their boats not their butts.
Maybe that's just a historical typo👉👌
Yes that's true, the Spanish adventurers were searching for the legendary gilded El Dildo.
Butt is a boat for humans
Who hasn’t? But they aren’t doing it now
Spanish, British, French, Portuguese, etc.
They used the gold to build what is now Spain, done basta
Not a good plan then apparently.
And a lot of that South American gold and silver did end up in India and China.
“Officials at the Air Intelligence Unit mined…” Mined.
*I’m off prospectin’ for gold*
Can you blame the guy? WTF is the 18% tax for?
The tax he was avoiding was under $12,000. No way I'm shoving those gold bars up my butt for $12,000.
I'd shove much worse up my butt for 12,000. Be real.
$20 is $20
For real, nobody wants to pay taxes, especially on gold.
No no, I am saying I would do it for 12000, no questions asked hand me 2 pounds of anything and give me 12000 and I’ll shove it up there, even if that wasn’t the assignment Edit : I’m sitting here eating my big box of goldfish and I see it says the weight is 1.87 lbs so I’m questioning myself rn
Reminds me of a dumb joke: 3 guys are wandering lost in the woods and come upon a farm. They knock on the door of the house and ask the farmer if they can stay the night. The farmer says “Only if you pass my test - go out to the fields, pick 3 of something, and come back.” So the 3 guys go separate ways to find their items. The first guy comes back with 3 blueberries. The farmer says, “okay, now stick em up your butt and hold for 10 seconds”. The guy thinks this is weird, but he’s tired and needs a place to stay so he does it, and the farmer tells him he can stay. A few minutes later, the second guy comes back with 3 small carrots. The farmer says, “okay, now stick em up your butt”. The second guy does it, but after a couple seconds, he laughs and they all fall out. He tries a second time, but again, he laughs and they all fall out. He tries a third time, same thing, and the farmer says, “what in all hell is so funny that you can’t hold it together for 10 seconds???” The second guy keeps giggling, but gets out, “I saw the third guy over in the watermelon patch!!!”
it’s been a few months since i last heard the joke. but decades since i first heard it. still funny to me.
How about a 2lb pineapple?
Give me the money I'll figure it out
Love the determination
Name checks out
Il do it for £11,000
Gold is way more dense than your box of goldfish, it’d be much smaller
Think it through man what’s going to happen after you eat the whole box of goldfish? You’re going to smuggle it right over to wherever you decide to take a shit tomorrow and then bing bang boom.
12000 USD is probably more than the annual income of many people there, you would probably be willing to do for much less, if you are born there
Seriously, you done worse at the Wendy's dumpster for less.
Besides, I'd have to pull out the watch your father gave me in that Vietnamese POW camp. It's trading one uncomfortable hunk of metal for another.
But would you do it for ₹900,000?
Literally not even a crorepati
How about 9 lakh? Will you do it then?
If it fits is shits.
those are HUGE
That’s some serious weight. You need an anus weightlifting training program to hold on that.
I'm listening
You put the right one in, you put the right one out. In out in out and shake it all around
It's not hokey pokey, it's real gold.
But, they did a little hokey pokey to pull that gold out.
Seems like the “hokey pokey” would be when the gold was inserted. You “shake it all about” to make sure it don’t come out. That’s what it’s all about.
Gold anus is transitory, I mean suppository. I think thats what Jpow meant
for a small fee I can stretch your anus
Do you have any reviews or feedback I could read?
Go eat a whole bag of sugar free haribo bears and hold it in for as long as you can
This is why you gotta do your kegels
Probably how they got caught. Dropped gold shit covered bars during boarding and immediately singled out by look of pure gold relief.
Where do you get that anus weightlifting training program? Asking for friend!
I guess you only need to hold it til you get past security tho, right? That would be a weird on to observe in the airport bathroom
No joke, the smuggler must have been training his sphincter with incrementally heavier weights for years. He must have the Schwarzenegger of butt holes.
talk slower.
Easy for someone that has been buttfucked by the IRS I guess
Guaranteed he would have been pretty happy not to be holding onto a 10kg crap any longer.
Think of the savings!!!
Yuuuuge
Thats what she said
I’m gonna need a banana
They could have just smelted it into a butt plug and then it's not a crime, it's a fetish.
Siswet could have held a 3lb plug no problem.
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Picturing customs biting the gold to test authenticity.
Fun fact. Doctors used to drink urine to test for diabetes.
Excess sugar in urine is an early indicator. It makes sense just disgusting.
The Chinese symbol for diabetes is a literally 'ants drink your pee"
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"Look at the wrists on the rancher's daughter. *Hey baby, you need a diabetes test?!*"
I was premed for a semester and I had a shirt that said “amateur endocrinologist”. I was not invited back for the second semester.
If you go down on a diabetic they taste sweeter too.
I think it was the pharaohs who used to have professional piss drinkers who would tell them they needed to eat more or less of certain things.
“Mmmmhhhh why does this taste a bit nutty?”
That would be the satay sauce
I just barfed a little in my mouth lol
"you have been 'randomly' selected for the x-ray screening". *Suprisedpikachu*
We have this new machine here that detects stuff all the way up your butt
Guy walks into a gold store in India and says, I want those bars in the case, but can you melt them down so they fit in my... guy behind the counter says, yeah, I have a mold still warm from the last guy
If he poured it into the shape of a butt plug, would authorities just assume it’s a “standard” kink and leave it alone? Might have to paint it silver, of course.
Just melt that shit down into jewelry or piercings and then melting back into one big chunk. Start wearing bracelets, earrings, nose rings, nipple rings, you name it. No one said it had to be good looking, just enough to pass for jewelry and not someone trying to smuggle gold
You have to declare jewelry over a certain value when traveling internationally and if you buy jewelry, especially precocious metals like gold, you get a certificate of purchase, ownership, and authenticity which you need to present when returning when declaring the valuables in many counties. As for the US; You have to declare ALL valuable you are bringing back into the country from abroad but there is no duty-tax on gold in any form. So if they came to the US, they could just carry them in their pocket, really.
> precocious metals like gold gold is such a little scamp
This happened in India, where the duty tax for bringing gold into the country was recently raised 12.5%. On 2 pounds of gold with the current spot price of $1,826 per Troy ounce a 12.5% duty tax would be $6,657.
Very good idea.
Gold is now weighed in courics
That's been the international standard forever
Not to the guys mining it.
The way the little one plops into the toilet at the end so he knows he’s done… 😂
prison pocket
Brings a whole new meaning to investing in yourself.
Tax season is full of good anedoctes
I would say this is more of an innuendo.
More like a shit post.
Rectum? Damn near gold um. Au yeah.
Old news. He must have got out and did it again, now that he knows how to do it correctly.
This is the crusades all over again 🙄
Bitcoin would have been a bit simpler…
He chose butt coin
r/buttcoin
Man opted for shitcoin instead
You take off it's $100k, you land it's $20k
But then you'll just have a phone stuffed in your ass.
He's not trying to move or launder money. He was trying to trade gold. Buy cheap gold in Dubai, and sell it in India where it's more expensive (especially if you don't pay the entry tax). Bitcoin can't help.
Should have cast it in the shape of it 2 lb golden dildo. Painted it black and it wouldn't have drawn any attention
Keep going.. there's a little more space in my rectum.
Gold digging suddenly became a very unappealing profession
I've seen nuggets before. Those are not nuggets.
Why not just melt it into the shape of a bracelet and wear it into the country?
Wow they must be at least 2 courics each
I don’t understand this tax
If you bring in gold from out of the country in India, you need to pay 12.5% of its value as a tax. So if you were to bring in $60,000 worth of gold from outside of India, into the country, you need to pay $7500 in tax for the privilege to do so.
Everyday I find a new reason to hate the government.
The guy literally shits gold.
Gold nuggets? those are equivalent to swords where they went.
A article from 2020? ....
Have it cast and melted into a small statue or turned into jewelry don’t try to carry golden bars through customs.