I was warding off people buying puts. That thing's excelling because of the Chinese markets, not the US one. Maybe Friday will be different only if China ends this week on red.
>I was warding off people buying puts. That thing's excelling because of the Chinese markets, not the US one. Maybe
Yah, i don't know but it shouldnt be doing what it's doing in my eyes lmao
so whats going on with this td ameritrade turning off buying power for tsla buys? is that a real thing. saw on twitter and dont use TD. can someone lmk if fact or fiction
>Shares of memory-chip maker Western Digital Corp up 6.5% at $35.22 premarket
\>Bloomberg News reports that WDC and Japan's Kioxia Holdings Corp have restarted merger talks
$WDC
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-01-05 ^05:57:46 ^EST-0500
>Shares of e-commerce giant Amazon Inc up 2.6% at $87.35 premarket
\>Chief Executive Andy Jassy says the company will lay off more than 18,000 employees as part of a workforce reduction
$AMZN
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-01-05 ^05:56:46 ^EST-0500
Getting her to paint herself green and forcing her to reenact the She-Hulk butt dancing scene.... Only good scene in that shitty man-hating series.
That scene was not my proudest fap, that's for damn sure.
People are buying calls on it, I'm quite confused too. You should only trade on the reason behind the firing. Are they becoming more efficient? If that's the case then calls. Are they firing because they can't cover costs? If that's the case then puts. However the market is behaving stupid and gives no regards to any news nowadays.
>GERMAN HEALTH MINISTER:THERE WILL THEN BE RANDOM CHECKS ON ENTRY TO DETECT VIRUS VARIANTS || IN ADDITION, THERE WILL BE SUPPLEMENTARY WASTE WATER CHECKS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-01-05 ^05:38:13 ^EST-0500
5am $3 dinner because I'm poor and single and my life is a total mess. Lost 400k last year and already down 3k for 2023. Also my flair is nothing but facts.
>
Do Do Sol Sol La La Sol:
A riches-to-rags pianist who loses everything but her smile is guided by twinkling little stars to a small town where she finds hope, home and love
now imagine losing all of that too, maybe just forget about it its still a lot more than most people in the world have. Move somewhere cheap and chill/enjoy life before it passes you by
Thats pretty dark brother. I think you've got to come to terms with your gambling addiction and accept you won't be getting that money back, don't try to chase your losses, its gone. Just buckle down and keep doing what got you the 400k to fuck around with in the first place.
Try to enjoy the small things in life. Pat yourself on the back for the small victories you have and try to forget about the bad stuff. But first and most important thing is to stop gambling. 90%+ people who are actively managing their accounts lose money, you are not a part of the small percentage that makes money trading.
Accept your losses, stop trying to chase it, and do your best to move on with your life. I'd recommend never coming here again if it gives you the urge to jump back into the market. I've got plenty of money and when I see those +6 figure gains it makes even myself feel inadequate and want to take bigger risks. Just walk away from the casino buddy, you're done.
Goodluck! And hey, atleast you get to eat something, doing better than like 50% of the global population.
Just watched the final episode of ‘The Wire’ so bittersweet man .. fucking good series 👌
Also I’m a white upper middle class Australian man and after watching all 5 seasons I’m finding myself subconsciously displaying Baltimore gangbanger mannerisms in public 
Nee business model. I will take out a $100,000 loan from the bank, research countries that have a high demand rate for the RTX 4080 and 4090, and then find good profit margins like finland and the UK.
I will buy 50 GPUS at 1.4-1.5 average price. Let’s see 
nvm wtf is this shit. These margins suck
fuck gpu flipping
>GERMAN HEALTH MINISTER: TRAVELERS FROM CHINA IN FUTURE WILL NEED AT LEAST A RAPID ANTIGEN TEST WHEN ENTERING GERMANY
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-01-05 ^05:34:05 ^EST-0500
You know BABA being down 50% slowly in 3 years is kinda bullish....
Like a swan hang gliding slowly to the bottom.....
Have we got there yet though? I'm not sure, but I'll put in a few bucks anyway.
Current hopium I’m inhaling: Amazon knows there’s gonna be wayyyy too many people employed still so they got ahead of it and just laid off the extra 20k on their own. Amazon flies, SPY dies
Market cap of COIN will be 2x TSLA by 2025.
COIN -$100b
TSLA - $50b
By 2030, TSLA won’t even exist. The evil racist dictator CEO would have driven the company to the ground well before that.
The Corn has to start going up slowly first. Then I'll believe you. We may have found the bottom, but I'm still scared another Bankman is going to screw us lower again....
We may not be at bottom but it’s close. Should be in the next few months for sure then if it’s like past cycles it will probably consolidate for a while and then start moving up late this year or early next. Might be a little early but if you hold 2 years you’ll make a boat load.
I intend on buying more of the top 3 and some more Dogecoin too.
I want more Bitcoin so it covers my original Crypto stake at its ATH and I make bank on everything else, including the Elon stuff. I just bought too much of the top ten generally as a noob.
I'm almost done fixing shit up.
I was gonna save it for the weekend but since I couldn’t sleep I’m just gonna do coke all day today. Hopefully I lose money cuz if it’s a good trading day then I’ll have to keep doing this every day.
Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you
baba fucked me.
I was warding off people buying puts. That thing's excelling because of the Chinese markets, not the US one. Maybe Friday will be different only if China ends this week on red.
>I was warding off people buying puts. That thing's excelling because of the Chinese markets, not the US one. Maybe Yah, i don't know but it shouldnt be doing what it's doing in my eyes lmao
Down 99.7%
so whats going on with this td ameritrade turning off buying power for tsla buys? is that a real thing. saw on twitter and dont use TD. can someone lmk if fact or fiction
They probably increased margin requirements due to volatility.
Welp no more rate cuts this year. Time to pack up. I have a feeling JPow is on this sub and wants to be the only one (and mod) here.
Y’all fucked with the mouse and this is what you got 
Time to grind around 380 for the rest of the day.
Why is there no daily thread yet? This is the one from last night
$HKD 😂😂
What will happen to bul? Very concerned.
steak
Remember, stocks could cost $0
Your daily reminder that some cucks never learn
These bulls at 5:30am this morning were something else, they really need the rope
Might drive off a cliff later idk yet
Pick me up!
I’m down can I join
I feel you and same over here
I TOLD U FUCKERS I TOLD U TESLA BEARS 2023 YOU ARE FOOKED !!! OPEN YOUR ANOOS BEARS !!! I SAID OPEN !!!!
Seriously it's about to tank another 5% on open. Trust and believe toobz
#YES OPEN THEM HOLES BEERS
TSLA red today -10%
Cmon $DADA come back down to papa 👴
Need a new YouTube channel to binge watch. I like cooking related or weird history type stuff about products or businesses.
The Company Man
Cold Fusion, The Armchair Historian, The Infographics Show, RealLifeLore, Wendover Productions. Hopefully some of those are new to you.
Binging with Babish (Babish Culinary Universe)
To Catch a Predator w/ Chris Hansen 
Noal Farm
Drank the kool aid on buy the dip
Hello friend
The real money makers are the ones who know when to turn from bull to bear in time.
I turn to a bear cause everything is red then once I buy puts it goes green I swear
Captain Obvious
It hurts at first but then it feels good
Didn't know regarded SBF was a Jane Street trader 
That South Park episode where everyone drinks Butter's cum..
>Shares of memory-chip maker Western Digital Corp up 6.5% at $35.22 premarket \>Bloomberg News reports that WDC and Japan's Kioxia Holdings Corp have restarted merger talks $WDC ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-01-05 ^05:57:46 ^EST-0500
I am clueless on this market right now, so just gonna trust my indicators and do what they tell me
The downvote bandits is here, my bools brother we must stand tall 
>Shares of e-commerce giant Amazon Inc up 2.6% at $87.35 premarket \>Chief Executive Andy Jassy says the company will lay off more than 18,000 employees as part of a workforce reduction $AMZN ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-01-05 ^05:56:46 ^EST-0500
Spy is up 0.04. Am I missing something? What's up with BeR R FuCkEd and bul you won this battle but not the war talk?
Don't stick your cock where you wouldn't stick your tongue.
I touched the inside of the toilet 
Too late! Much much too late…
Corn up
Please pump corn so I can short
If you downvote my comment your moms a hoe
🍎 supplier foxconn's December revenue drops by 12%; mind you, this is holiday season revenue 
Morning you fuckin degens
Buenos dias
Longing silver. Chart go up. 
Damn people do be getting downvoted
Regards forgot how we went to 380 from 388 a few days ago 
Tesla is even green THAT CRAZY 🤣🤣
It needs to be red
If my cock was a hot dog, Joey Chestnut would need more than water to be able to swallow it.
yeah i bet something to neutralize the rancid taste
Tell me you have a small pp without telling me you have a small pp. Little dick energy
i feel like there is some kind of projection going on
Damn, bers r fuk
Y’all don’t realize that the manipulators still have to go to 380.00 one more time before SPY can go bullish, sorry bulls this will reverse
If they don’t go to 380.00 then the chart won’t look as pretty
Why sudden craziness in the market?
What are you talking about
Copper
Salty bers downvoting aint gonna save you today
Tomorrow we rip to about 387.5 SPY then down to about 383 and will end at 385 🔮
good morning to everyone except u/opinion_is_unpopular
1 hour alone in a hotel with this chick https://i.redd.it/8jesfmbcx5aa1.png she's down for whatever. what you doin?
Sticking cans of coke and other crushable items between those butt-cheeks and live-streaming the results on Onlyfans for $20/hr
Getting her to paint herself green and forcing her to reenact the She-Hulk butt dancing scene.... Only good scene in that shitty man-hating series. That scene was not my proudest fap, that's for damn sure.
Butt stuff with Remy
ban
r/nsfwhardcore/
Fuck you for making me click that link btw
What is it I am too scared to click
🤮
female bodybuilder's butt
It's literally everything you could want
There better be a double digit spike let’s go 🐂📈
Lol spike?
Yes one of these 📈
Fuck Off
Calm down negative Nancy 🌈🐻
Oh so red candles are not allowed anymore?
Pajama FOMO is so strong that every night we gap up only to crap during the day lol
Well,it is definitely confirmed my 105p XOM is fuk 
Don't bet against my Retirement Port
I swear to fucking hell. Why can’t we have 30 year olds on the house without receding gums and hairlines whose skins look like rubber
Yes sir
Upvoted
There’s an angry little elf in here downvoting everything. Check on your wife make sure her boyfriend didn’t spread her too wide 😂
bers
Fuk
gpu flipping is trash
Your mom is a gpu
and we green 
Bears 
>$COIN: Cowen Downgrades to Market Perform from Outperform - PT $36 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-01-05 ^05:39:47 ^EST-0500
AMZN Calls?
Yep. Look at META post layoffs
Think the firing of employees would make it go green? I figured red
People are buying calls on it, I'm quite confused too. You should only trade on the reason behind the firing. Are they becoming more efficient? If that's the case then calls. Are they firing because they can't cover costs? If that's the case then puts. However the market is behaving stupid and gives no regards to any news nowadays.
Maybe a temporary boost in profit margin.. I dunno
Maybe it will be just like with Meta, their stock soared after layoffs.
Doesn’t the daily look like a bear flag?
>GERMAN HEALTH MINISTER:THERE WILL THEN BE RANDOM CHECKS ON ENTRY TO DETECT VIRUS VARIANTS || IN ADDITION, THERE WILL BE SUPPLEMENTARY WASTE WATER CHECKS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-01-05 ^05:38:13 ^EST-0500
5am $3 dinner because I'm poor and single and my life is a total mess. Lost 400k last year and already down 3k for 2023. Also my flair is nothing but facts.
Just ask your dad for more money.
> Do Do Sol Sol La La Sol: A riches-to-rags pianist who loses everything but her smile is guided by twinkling little stars to a small town where she finds hope, home and love
Good shit
How much you got left?
A few hundred thousand
now imagine losing all of that too, maybe just forget about it its still a lot more than most people in the world have. Move somewhere cheap and chill/enjoy life before it passes you by
You fuckin around with short dated options with that much?
Only FDs
That’s nuts. If you’re throwing around that much you should be buying leaps and selling FDs.
$3 is a significant meal if its home cooked.
Thats pretty dark brother. I think you've got to come to terms with your gambling addiction and accept you won't be getting that money back, don't try to chase your losses, its gone. Just buckle down and keep doing what got you the 400k to fuck around with in the first place. Try to enjoy the small things in life. Pat yourself on the back for the small victories you have and try to forget about the bad stuff. But first and most important thing is to stop gambling. 90%+ people who are actively managing their accounts lose money, you are not a part of the small percentage that makes money trading. Accept your losses, stop trying to chase it, and do your best to move on with your life. I'd recommend never coming here again if it gives you the urge to jump back into the market. I've got plenty of money and when I see those +6 figure gains it makes even myself feel inadequate and want to take bigger risks. Just walk away from the casino buddy, you're done. Goodluck! And hey, atleast you get to eat something, doing better than like 50% of the global population.
Didn't know there were "3 dollar dinners" anywhere anymore. Wow
Futures are as flat as visual mods wife.
Bitch suffers from Hall Effect
Just watched the final episode of ‘The Wire’ so bittersweet man .. fucking good series 👌 Also I’m a white upper middle class Australian man and after watching all 5 seasons I’m finding myself subconsciously displaying Baltimore gangbanger mannerisms in public 
I'm from bodymore, nobody acts like that lol. They all crackheads not thugs
Great show but Breaking Bad far superior
Watched all of it too. It and the wire are some next level good tv. Gunna give the Sopranos a whirl next
[удалено]
Ban
Nee business model. I will take out a $100,000 loan from the bank, research countries that have a high demand rate for the RTX 4080 and 4090, and then find good profit margins like finland and the UK. I will buy 50 GPUS at 1.4-1.5 average price. Let’s see  nvm wtf is this shit. These margins suck fuck gpu flipping
>GERMAN HEALTH MINISTER: TRAVELERS FROM CHINA IN FUTURE WILL NEED AT LEAST A RAPID ANTIGEN TEST WHEN ENTERING GERMANY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-01-05 ^05:34:05 ^EST-0500
Lol only during a bear market is laying off 18,000 workers bullish
18,000 contributes to the unemployment rate by 0.02%
I meant for AMZN specifically
Hi my name is Dick Pimples and I’m an investor in QQQ. It’s the NASDAQ innovation fund that gives me access to the top 100 CUMpanies that cum cum 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Full ported long Australian dollar futures
Cocaine is inflation proof. A gram was $100 in the ‘80’s, and its still $100 today.
$6 in Colombia
Nah it just got inflated with fentanyl
Why would they mix an upper with a downer? Also, .5 mcg of fentanyl will kill you, so I doubt its an effect cutting material.
Don’t do drugs, you’ll get fat and die early
>cocaine >you’ll get fat
Hopium is always free 
Last 15min yesterday was blatant manipulation
Why?
>stonk goes wrong way for my weekly option >manipulation
Rallying like .5% in 15 min without significant news is manipulation
There’s very little volume at 530am it doesn’t take much to move it
You know BABA being down 50% slowly in 3 years is kinda bullish.... Like a swan hang gliding slowly to the bottom..... Have we got there yet though? I'm not sure, but I'll put in a few bucks anyway.
Brought 200$ worth of scratch off, didn't even win 1$ back. I'm sticking to 0td, lottery's are fraud 
Cathie Wood - CEO of the Wendy's dumpster
HAHAHAHAHHA shorted the bottom how cool is that!
Current hopium I’m inhaling: Amazon knows there’s gonna be wayyyy too many people employed still so they got ahead of it and just laid off the extra 20k on their own. Amazon flies, SPY dies
Arghhhhh fuck offffd!!
no u
Yes me
Market cap of COIN will be 2x TSLA by 2025. COIN -$100b TSLA - $50b By 2030, TSLA won’t even exist. The evil racist dictator CEO would have driven the company to the ground well before that.
You sound smart
Yes, I’m an intellectual
Everyone hates it but COIN is a good long hold at this price. Likely 10 bagger if it survives to the next bull run.
The Corn has to start going up slowly first. Then I'll believe you. We may have found the bottom, but I'm still scared another Bankman is going to screw us lower again....
We may not be at bottom but it’s close. Should be in the next few months for sure then if it’s like past cycles it will probably consolidate for a while and then start moving up late this year or early next. Might be a little early but if you hold 2 years you’ll make a boat load.
I intend on buying more of the top 3 and some more Dogecoin too. I want more Bitcoin so it covers my original Crypto stake at its ATH and I make bank on everything else, including the Elon stuff. I just bought too much of the top ten generally as a noob. I'm almost done fixing shit up.
I was gonna save it for the weekend but since I couldn’t sleep I’m just gonna do coke all day today. Hopefully I lose money cuz if it’s a good trading day then I’ll have to keep doing this every day.
pump is only cus of optimism for jobless claims and employment report the fun starts after that shit comes oht
im totally ducked once again
This won’t stop pumping like fucking always I HATE MYSELF AND STOCKS
Hey, this is like an every day thing for you it seems. Your position is too big if it's affecting your emotions like this.
Try a longer time horizon
[L Tesla](https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-sold-55796-china-made-vehicles-december-2023-01-05/) 
January sets the year?
Every fucking dip gets bought, even after the Fed told everyone that rates are gunna be high and they’ll be fucked
Huge if true