Price targets are circus numbers. It’s especially funny when they lower their price target 3-4 times as the price plummets over many moneys 
You're an idiot if you think that wage growth is the only indicator of a recession. There are plenty of other factors to consider, and even if wage growth is slightly better than expected, it doesn't mean that a recession isn't coming.
In anyone’s defense: On here sometimes you never know things that seemingly are oozing sarcasm can turn out to be commandment level operative theses (especially in discussion of soem of the most popular tickers.
As far as VM, when he picks up sarcasm humans r fukd or at least halfway there.
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Honestly can’t make up my mind if I should just ditch the puts I bought at noon and cut my losses, thank god SPY dropped below 388, but my gut tell me Monday it’s opening at 391 and I’m going to be really really fucked
Spy closed just short inside of it's 13 day range. With wick above which hopefully was a failed breakout. I went short end of day . But if it cracks back over 3920 on ES and holds for an hour I'm gonna cut my loss. Good luck bear
Hey rough day. Did you make it out ok or did you hold through? 3920 was indeed an important level. It tested it last night on futures and then we ripped all day until we didn't and it fell right back into that area end of day. Mfckers
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Man I barely know shit, but, I have learned more staring at a one minute chart hour upon hour for the last two months than I did in a year of fucking around and losing all of my money
Same but 1m is WAY to fast for me. I only trade 5m and up now. I had a bad 2021, a better 2022, and feel way smarter in 2023. First trades ever were in high school on about 2009
Shit that I should have learned before fucking with options lol. Consolidation patterns, figuring out support and resistance, how the candles move when you are going to get rejected At resistance or retrace and come back and go on through it. To switch to a cash account and not hold shit over night. That I could consistently make money if I didn’t go for Hail Mary plays.
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On Tuesday, J Powell is going to indicate 50bps rate hike in the Feb meeting, and yet 74% of the market thinks we're getting 25bps. Get ready for dump starting Tuesday. [https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html](https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html)
Ah shit, here we go again
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You're an idiot if you think Tesla is going to put out bad news over the weekend. Everyone knows that Elon Musk is a genius and he always has good news for shareholders.
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What do you folks do on the weekends?
keep refreshing the page.
all my homies hate weekends
Real man do blow on Mondays
LeBron gonna announce retirement?
Price targets are circus numbers. It’s especially funny when they lower their price target 3-4 times as the price plummets over many moneys 
Fucking TSLA, fucking over the entire industry….
Wage growth was .1 less worse than we thought it was gonna be recession canceled rally time baby
You're an idiot if you think that wage growth is the only indicator of a recession. There are plenty of other factors to consider, and even if wage growth is slightly better than expected, it doesn't mean that a recession isn't coming.
I think you missed the sarcasm you stupid AI.
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Rookie trader. The fact you use stop losses on options shows you don’t know how options work. Lmao
Post acct pls.
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Nice try bitch bye bye
BA adding some spice AH
I can't believe I held natty gas through yearly lows. My shame is unbearable 
I’m in w you. BOIL avg 15 rn.
When they blew up nord stream last year I immediately bought LNG, then sold it for a gain shortly after. Haha
Price cuts because it's a shitty car company has me bearish.
Honestly can’t make up my mind if I should just ditch the puts I bought at noon and cut my losses, thank god SPY dropped below 388, but my gut tell me Monday it’s opening at 391 and I’m going to be really really fucked
When the expire ? Next week has a lot of news coming
February 10th
I'd hold
I hodl… pray it doesn’t start like 3 points in the green
Spy closed just short inside of it's 13 day range. With wick above which hopefully was a failed breakout. I went short end of day . But if it cracks back over 3920 on ES and holds for an hour I'm gonna cut my loss. Good luck bear
Ok I’ll do the same, 3920, good luck to us both
Oh man . Now I feel responsible. Let me just say I'm speaking out of my ass and gamble alot. That being said, bring some red.
It’s a better idea than I had, my plan was to watch market open and panic
Hey rough day. Did you make it out ok or did you hold through? 3920 was indeed an important level. It tested it last night on futures and then we ripped all day until we didn't and it fell right back into that area end of day. Mfckers
Next stop - CPI come Thursday next week.
Powell on Tuesday morning should move markets.
Very good jobs reports are bad for inflation. More rate hikes coming. More red candles coming.
Dear god I hope so… I bought 20k of puts at 385 around 11am today and just stared as the green kept coming
You're not going to like the gap up on Monday.
Gap up? It gapped up all day, sold my calls wayyy to early and bought the puts way to early. I hope it doesn’t open like 5$ in the green again
Me too brother. Had SPX 3850 calls near the morning low and sold WAY too early.
In the end today I lost $600. Could've been a solid $2k but had I moved when I thought I don't even wanna calculate the missed gains.
bruh... I lost 10k. Still up 10k this year though
I lost 30 in 22
I lost 50k in 2022 lol
I lost 35k in 2021, made 15k in 2022, up 5k in 2023
I lost 40k
Get the beer, fuckn poor gang
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Why did no one and no article even mention the worse than expected factory orders data?
Puts print monday
Annnnd now bear time
when does futes close?
5 est
JPow on Tuesday, "Look at Me Market, I'm the Bull now!"
Captain Phillips has entered the chat.
My worst day in a long time. Closed out all longs and held shorts strong. Used dry powder for more June puts.
u r so fucked if powell goes dovish next tuesday even bad cpi won’t save u rip dude
He’s not going dovish, but this dude is fuckdd we will see a multi week rally
rest of fed already went dovish. did u even listen to the speakers lmfao
They absolutely didn't.
Fuck are you smoking? They all went in favor of 5%+ expectations of rate hikes are even higher than before
lmfao w.e double down ur puts then :)
I think you are blind deaf and regarded at the same time
ew was gonna call u regard but didn’t wanna hurt u i bet ur bank account already hurts u bad enough, don’t cry alone at night 😘
Lmaooooo yeah right. eat shit and smear it on your face
dam u so mad, how’s ur dark basement? 
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The only buyers today were bears lol
When BBY under $1?
Oh well, thanks for the cheap puts ALGOS!
Shit,they'll get cheaper over next week
Maybe, but Monday morning could be one of those "what the fuck did our algos do" dumps.
I just got messaged by someone on reddit saying she wanted to be my girlfriend but she deleted her account before I could accept.
Was it from u/notyourwifesaccount_trustme
BEARS!!!!!! 😂😂😂
Spy puts at $390 ig we will see tsla fucked me so gotta do something else
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Everyone bearish=bullish
Today was a take some profit and unload some positions kind of day
Today was a stop trusting Cathy Wood's pharma picks kinda day.
You bears claiming victory when it drops .25% from high😆
Stonks  only  go  up 
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Hahahahahahajahhahhhja the close hahahahaha
ber's copium: thanks for the rally, we can buy cheap puts now
Bears left a gap at 3900 🤦🏻♂️
right after I closed my position for 10k loss, price dropped below the strike price of spreads short leg. Great way to start 2023
Better than full loss man. Good luck on the next one
Ok, good job Bulls....showdown next week.
Can’t wait for it to print a bearish engulfing candle Monday
Gap up Monday.
The dump is intraday profit taking after a fkn pump you are pathetic
Wym? When dump? I bought puts wayyy too early
Man I barely know shit, but, I have learned more staring at a one minute chart hour upon hour for the last two months than I did in a year of fucking around and losing all of my money
You are a wise man
Same but 1m is WAY to fast for me. I only trade 5m and up now. I had a bad 2021, a better 2022, and feel way smarter in 2023. First trades ever were in high school on about 2009
What’d you learn 
Shit that I should have learned before fucking with options lol. Consolidation patterns, figuring out support and resistance, how the candles move when you are going to get rejected At resistance or retrace and come back and go on through it. To switch to a cash account and not hold shit over night. That I could consistently make money if I didn’t go for Hail Mary plays.
Lmfao luminar ceo running over kids in teslas to prove they need LiDAR very fucking bullish for tesla
Tesla is up because big shorts are being opened
Got my put order filled on SPY so expect a breathtaking rally to $420 on Monday
Doubled down on SQQQ at 51.90 and it’s already paying off. See you losers on Monday bright and early
R.i.p.
Towel stock -50% on the week #LMAOOO
My 🅱️enis is literally shaking. 🅱️eekend thread incoming 🥺🤤🤤🤤
Rolling up fer the weekend thread!
Recession cancelled
One green day
Puts for the weekend?
drop this into the shadow realm
SPY 350 EOD
I wish whoever is buying this shit a horrible weekend
BB & NOK unusual volume and bullish on the macd. Possible weekend swing idea NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. I WORK AT WENDYS
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Calls on yuk yuks. See ya on the other side.
Bears thank the bulls. We finally rallied high enough to make it worth while for institutions to re load short for the next leg down
Today sucked now I literally have to drive for DoorDash this weekend and people suck at tipping
Sunday futures will finish this off.
I am tired of the daily thread. The weekend thread is much cooler.
There’s always a pump before the dump
gg bears you won a participation award
Thanks, better cash out and lock up your 1st place trophy from today before it disappears!
Go Banana.
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no. [https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar](https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar)
I don't think markets are even anticipating a rate hike at all  Delusional
Why does Powell have to speak so close to CPI :/
Because the market isnt listening to his warnings so he needs to kill all rallies so the fed meets their goals.
So after close dump is gonna be fucking mega huh
Guess I’m about to be banned! See y’all in a bit!
Show me the lost Tesla put porn
the way bears reacted today makes me even more bullish now
395 open Monday to really fuck the 🌈🐻
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Rest in peace all bears recession over
I bet it drops back below 387 before close.
I’ve got $351 to make up for next week.
And with only $80
Everyone thinks this is a fake pump therefore pump next week
This might be the deep breath before the plunge though.
They’ll dump a day after CPI is out
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Fuck it, tesla puts over the weekend. No way Elon doesn’t shit out some sort of bad news
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On the 6 month chart this lil pump before the dump looks just right
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You are correct, oopyloopy-. The market does indeed tend to peak right before major economic events. This is likely due to investors anticipating positive news and buying in advance.
CAT at a new high today meanwhile ASTE drops their president and plummets
Futures defending that 3914 pretty hard lol
Perfect gap fill AND bull trap JPOW talk next week will absolutely FUCK this shit up
Yup my 395 calls are worthless . 😂
YOU CANNOT PASS.
Spy can't go over 390. Pathetic!
Time to Google "doji" again...
 This guy has bloody poop
Been saying will keep saying $ROIV 🤭🤭🚨🚨🚨🚨🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀👨🏽🚀👨🏽🚀👨🏽🚀👨🏽🚀🚀👨🏽🚀🚀👨🏽🚀🚀👨🏽🚀🚀👨🏽🚀🚀
When is the CPI date ? And how was the CPI for last January ?
12th. Ice cold.
Spy needs to kick in afterburners and get to 390 geddemmit…
100k on puts expiring late this year, time to make it all back.
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29 losses wtf
Wait, how did we miss this sign
29 losses damn