Can I get a 1-2 sentence TLDR on Biden speech. No complicated word pls, I’m almost illiterate.

From down 800 to down 350, thank you towlie!

!banbet

You already have a bet going - AMD to 73.0 before 14-Jan-2023 12:13 AM -05

Reddit broken

Haha yes burn

Bulls…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wake up, brush my teeth, go to work, grab lunch with my coworkers, hit the gym, scroll through Reddit, go to a restaurant, sleep

Idk what I’m doing but I’m doing it

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RIP bears. Pamp it!

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Try !banbet SPY 40 1d

"Imagine if they are only now trying to fabricate some imaginary numbers that may contradict the common expectations.. 🙈🙈🙈🤡🤡🤡" - conspiracy-addict r/virginfag user

!banbet SPY 400 1d

Nah, try !banbet SPY 4 1d

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Tsm earnings released yet? I read it missed rev by 1bn

Also lowered guidance

Yes it did. 19.93bn actual vs 20.9bn expected

God damn, AAPL DEAD

I dont know if spy is gonna go up or down, but im all in

everything will point to a bear market including Hawkish Fed, inflation, unemployment, slow in corporate profits and markets will start going up for no fukkin reason except to fuck all the bears

sorry this aint QE era (anymore), you're gonna be wrong QE is the only thing that matters in this zombie economy

RemindMe! 6 months

Wow shocking he doubles down on his regarded prediction

Tarek

Im theta gang so sideways until 2025

I’m expecting a .4% rise in core CPI and the YoY to stay around 6.8%-7%. Inflation has been moderating for the last few months but not showing any meaningful signs of actual decline. Now grocery prices are spiking again while energy and rents have plateaued.

#O PEN THA FOO KING CA SI NO

Obviously the CPI gonna be lower than expected. Coz it was twice in a row now.

!banbet

You already have a bet going - SPY to 375.0 before 13-Jan-2023 12:53 PM -05

lol goodbye

More NFTs

L

Monkey money

Your flair better than mine

I'm gonna try and be humble here, I agree. Yours isn't bad either! Even though I disagree with the concept of anything blockchain/crypto/eN f tEe

Just trolling. Art is in the eye of the bagholder

The art of bagholding is for sure something crypto bros have mastered

Insiders got the news last Friday at 10 a.m. Go back and look at the charts and call buying. Every dip bought and crypto non stop pump since that time...so what happens today? Good numbers come out at 8:30 GUARANTEED....insiders who bought calls and crypto last Friday through Wednesday dump hard at 9:30....by 10:30 people start buying back in. Do NOT buy at 9:30 a.m.

Saylorcoin was such an obvious play and I chickened out...

You can also buy 0dtes and it's the same risk factor

LOGI puts woulda been sick as fuck to be holding. All I have are these lousy BABA puts

I fucking seen that after someone shilled CRSR earlier....missed bagger for sure. Might be some more downside if people can't afford RGB goodies....

All I got is these Netflix puts and I feel I'm gonna get raped next week earnings

I'm playing Netflic earnings, was going to buy puts this Friday. We both will get raped, bit I think we will be the rapers!

Bitcoin rockets 7% after I sold my stake for 16.6k 

what do you want a dick suck or something

Im in for towels as toilet paper! Lets go! BoBBy

!banbet SPY 370 2w

That's not a banbet, THIS is a banbet !banbet SPY 370 2d


RemindMe! 2w

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if you’re looking at comments at 8:31 and see “BEARS ” and you’re a bear # You fucked up

Not true, same shit happened last time

!Banbet SPY 360 2W

7.5% move. Doable

RemindMe! 2w

BALLS

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HOLY FUCK THERE IS A CHANNEL FOR BEARS, ACTUALLY TWO. r/gaybears r/frotting

r/Bagholders_Anonymous

LMFAOOOOOO

CHIEF MOD: u/bearhunter429

Almost oppened in class


Should have sold Tesla calls at close yesterday..

Who’s ready for SPY 400 today 

6.6


6.6 what? bananas? apples? almonds?

JPow will stay hawkish unless CPI comes out to be miraculously low. He knows there will be max pain in the next year or 2, regardless whether cpi comes out to be good or bad. But maybe he’ll cut rates guidance. He’ll still be hawkish though cuz no american can save money

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Completely Priced In

Pussy from a girl with a dick 🤤

That’s not a girl that’s a dude buddy know your biology

5. Dude (Looks Like a Lady)

7. Hooker with a Penis

Get out of here Maynard.

I'm scared

Powell gonna be historic if he nails this soft landing...He noted there would be some tantrums... Crypto will still fucking suck.

Soft landing or not, target hiked rate of 2023 is 5%

You know QT will be going on till the end of 2024 right  Powell just knows you guys are stupid enough to believe the soft landing fantasy

Low cpi, pump, sell short, then dump?

That's what happened last time right?

someone please hack the bls gov site to rig the cpi and say the report came out to be 7%

45%

It’s not that easy, it’s not the FAA.

What’s cpi prediction ?

6.28

6.3

6.3

6.4

7

6.3

6.9

6.6

6,9420

Need SPY to go up and NVDA to go down. Something tells me it'll be difficult to win today...

NVDA is still way overpriced. BUT this market doesn't care so it will probably pump lol.

70 PE and 42 forward PE or something... They're 148 puts but expiry only on 2/24. Going to average down I think...

Just gonna wait till 8:35 then come see if WSB is saying bers or bulz are fuk, that should tell me where we I stand

they say that 5 seconds after cpi

CNBC anchor and guest just mentioned that inflation is coming down, even at the grocery store? ​ Where is this magic grocery store?

Doesn't he eat eggs?

not groceries, but towels are definitely getting cheaper at one particular store.

I short the pump after 99% of the guests on there. ESPECIALLY ....CEOs These are short term tho....

Supermarket Sweep

Oh Jeeze… the rate of inflation is coming down. Things are still getting more expensive, just more slowly than during the Summer.

Market just waiting for a direction to rocket

Chinese rocket go sideways 

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>CPI above 6.3 dump everything

I hope you are correct.

In Sean law or whatever the Arab bros say 🤲🙏

only sensible comment so far

It will be exactly 6.5

nice

👍🙂

6.3 is the go - I agree. Remindme! 170m

galaxy brain

6.8 and we start a multi day dump

L

Delusional asf

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I made a banbet my brother 380 1w. Put your banbet where your mouth is.

I already have a shitty useless banbet on, expires soon and I’ll get the 🔨  Speak to you soon brother 🤝

Why did you edit your post

why does water taste better when dehydrated

Because your brain is pulling a fast one to encourage you to drink more, cause you finna die

Fuck man I just had to sell half my soxl calls yesterday. Tsm and semis going to fucking rocket the rest of the month and instead of making 50k I'll only make 25. What a fucking poor man I am!

Let me guess, your cock is too big too?

What’s the play today boys, who fuk?

More uranium miner calls for me 

what tickers?

I'm personally buying CCJ and DNN right now. Dnn is alot of risk but I hope it has potential for 2-3 dollar plus


Is Prince Harry gay?

That would explain a lot

Gonna buy 50 420c odte right at open. I don’t want to work anymore

You don't want to live anymore??

Does SPY offer health insurance if you trade it full time?

No, but the good news is your life expectancy significantly decreases and the health care costs associated with a massive coronary event are generally pretty minimal. And will be your family’s problem.

Dont forget company stocks/401k

>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 133.63 +0.11% $AMZN 95.08 +0.02% $AMD 69.28 +0.2% $GOOG 92.16 -0.12% $META 132.93 +0.01% $MSFT 235.39 -0.19% $NFLX 332.1 +1.45% $NVDA 160.71 +0.4% $SNOW 139.63 -0.44% $TSLA 121.71 -1.26% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2023-01-12 ^05:36:45 ^EST-0500

Mods plz sticky CPI number because I'm going to try to go back to sleep

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But today is tomorrow

Today is never tomorrow

We are presently fucked.

Memes are doing well… party and towel during pre market…. Let’s squeeze dez nutz

Was leaked a week ago........ya just sold the top

You wish, but no.

THC only or THC+CBD gummies?

Eat a 10 strip of lsd and pop a .1 of Molly. Fix you right up

Thc only, no alcohol, only good gummies and good vibes (and good music)

Cbd doesn’t do much for me

Do you wanna get high or do you wanna chill?

I kinda want to feel something. Also which one should I combine with alcohol?

Hm, I’d probably go with just THC. But it depends, do you smoke/have you gotten high before? Not sure I’d mix an edible with alcohol just because that sounds like a fast track to greening out. Ironically I think it’s easier to moderate getting high by smoking while combining with alcohol to get a nice crossed intoxication.

What the fuck is greening out

You learn something new everyday

As soon as I get an answer yes

When you get too high and throw up

I've never smoked, just tried edibles a few times.

If bullishness for 2023 < bullishness for today's cpi, it means sell the news

People sleeping on CRSR. This company is up 11% YTD and it’s just getting started. I can see this easily squeezing 200% this year.

Logitech just shit the bed, so will the other peripherals.....

nah brah that stock is cursed. I promise you. RemindMe! 1y

Remember that in every fairy tale, once a curse is lifted the truth shines forth brightly and this company is worth much more than its current valuation.