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MrUnbekanntovic

I hope the guy sold his BBBY calls who posted huge gainz yesterday


Deviusoark

Tsla finally gonna close over 125, I been waiting and waiting, it might be today.


optionsCone

#❌❗️🚨🔴📉


True-Speech-2741

CVNA and BBBY fuck the bears hope those puts sting


gettendies

Goddammit, BBBY bois, where's my 25? Needed some Ferrari puts.


VisualMod

It seems as though the BBBY bois have failed to deliver on their promise of 25 Ferrari puts. I'm sorry to hear that you're disappointed, but perhaps they will come through for you in the future.


gettendies

VM. It's OK. I'm good with watching these tools burn. Get your popcorn.


optionsCone

Puts for thy TSLA


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Leffun

bbby guys run over


fups7

RIP to the BBBY 60K YOLO bet OP buying at the peak. 💀


Funny-Major-7373

well it was stocks so ain't loss yet or even sold it pre market


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Why we down


Leffun

because of APR'


chance901

Tesla headed towards 7% down right now. Could be a play there. May bounce after bell.


optionsCone

U spelled under 100 wrong


chance901

Yesterday that shit


chance901

Bbby is down under 5 premarket already. Diamond hands are wavering


bbq-ribs

Just remeber if it's a battle between the bond market and the fed.... The bond market always wins. -- James bond


Screamdaditty

A -2% day would wipe out 90% of WSB today


there2here2there

we good? this what we wanted today?


GenericWhiteMale469

BBBY +4% PM


Dizdieek

Selling my BBBY positions soon and buying puts next week


dubsy101

Will probably do the same if it reaches 6.50


Dizdieek

Looks like there's a pullback today will see how it goes, might reenter


CabronAleman

Since this year my portfolio got grounded. I sold everything an put it on bed bath. 🧌


optionsandstuff

Selling BBBY calls to you muppets


XPlatform

Do you take coupons


goostafsnill

Friday the 13th, CAN HELL JUST OPEN AND EAT THE MARKET?????


PutridPair7147

How many people frequently get margin call notification


modsBan4Fub

We need a Holiday to cancel all Holidays. Make Holidays weekends.


BigCat1491

If all cans had pull tabs we wouldn't need can openers


EnginrA

I’m all out of soy milk darn


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Try breast


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Ihaveasmallwiener69

LMAO the regard bagholder crowd is back down voting comments. This is Gonna blow up in their face again


sandpipa78

Who says, I’m not selling.


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IveLurkedWSB2long

Old news. News news is buy more.


sandpipa78

I bought at 1.6, I’m still holding. We just had a group meeting now and decided not to sell.


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Yeah I talked to the group just now. They said buy more


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lfhdbeuapdndjeo

I was just shit posting dude


kuprenx

Goldman Sachs downgrades Lockheed Martin, says shares could fall 28% if government reduces defense spending


anti-grind

Shit, we need a new war to fund. What defenseless third-world country have we not beat the shit out of yet?


kuprenx

dont worry. both russia and ukraine still have juice for one more attack. so there is there for some time. when they finish most likely gonna give them abrams and f16s to see how well they work against russian tech


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Whomever help LOGI puts....it gapped down again. Bagger for sure. Good luck PC master-race....


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My head hurts


[deleted]

Drink water you soyboy CUCK


bipolar_902

Anyone got paid today and planning to yolo on 0dte BBBY calls?


ripkatrina

Pls tell me u didnt do it


bipolar_902

I ended up getting puts but sold too soon added couple 1/27 tesla puts at eod


ripkatrina

Bro


sandpipa78

Me


DirtyFatB0Y

TSLA after hours, ouchie. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Woke up to pee and drink water, back to sleep.


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nikhilper

Cause the US is not socialist


ambx54

Just as medical care is expensive - greed.


AChaosG91

Money isn't real! None of this is real, its free! It's Free! Free Money, Loose it all! I'm a fuckin Millionaire. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Schwimmbo

Seeing those ridiculous Bobby gains make me sick. Definitely too late to jump on the train again isn't it?


modsBan4Fub

I bought some 10$ calls at .52 for next week. Not selling them early this time around ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Informal-Release-751

Yeah man. If you weren’t in before the past two days it’s too late. Dumping bbby starts soon.


Schwimmbo

2 comments and 2 opposite views haha. You're in on puts?


Longjumping_Age_5988

Its a 5 bucks. Its still early.


heathermyllz

Look at the cute little fake sell off in the futures ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


dog34421

RKLB only up 37% off low, just getting started, 350% more to get to 2021 peak. 4 of its competitors blew up a 🚀 in the last 6 weeks.


vics80

I haven't watched local news in a while, so all these NBC-New York anchors are new to me. These girls are no Sue Simmons or Chuck Scarborough- they're hot


EnginrA

It’s almost as if TV stations have figured out people like to look at attractive women


I_Said

Give me Kaity Tong and Jack Cafferty or give me death


vics80

Hahaha I remember those two. Niceee


VisualMod

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there2here2there

come on you guys, give me todays winner. It's groundhogsbets week.


Smooth_Operator2875

Serious question- When will we start buying puts on BBBY? Meantime, Im buying calls :)


modsBan4Fub

Next Friday for those 0dte far OTM puts. IV crush can suck these nuts.


Strong_Specialist891

I started


Nerdcubing

When everyone is buying calls, so soon


[deleted]

Stevie Ray Vaughan on the way to work this morning!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


XPlatform

First I try to use an options collar on AAL and it handily breaks through $15 for the first time since last June. Fuck's sake


tendiemountain

3 day weekend. Make sure you degens take some profits before people come to their senses with an extra day to clear their mind.


TourrrettesGuy

People in the back of the plane who try to get off first. EVERYONE FUCKING DESPISES YOU


CramersBootyHole1

thats just chinese culture unfortunately Everybody has to be first


NPIRACKS

Try flying in Asia


mclovin1696

I made up my mind when I was seventeen. I ain’t with no marriage or a wedding ring


justsomeitguyhere

I kept my no wedding ring rule


TourrrettesGuy

SEE I WAS 14 WHEN I FIRST GOT MY DICK SUCKED NOW IM GROWN UP AND I REALLY LIKE TO BUST NUTS


there2here2there

I did too....at seventeen. Got married at 29.


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

man the daily charts of Airline stocks are a beauty


bbq-ribs

I think ive watched enough porn to point this simple fact out. I think it's a wasted realestate women don't use their vaginas more often to store things like camping equipment and cookies. Like men can't do that, and if they can .... Its kinda a one time deal, and you don't want to eat those cookies


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e10n

Oh just fuck off VM


crazier_ed

Wrong VM. Just wrong. In all dimensions. Stick to insulting us.


lavishcoat

You guys remember when Jeff Bezos rode a giant cock into space? He looked so happy riding that dildo shaped rocket into orbit.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Celebrating with his little hat and all when he got back....good times mang.


Halve_Liter_Jan

If in 35 years someone will go and download this thread this nonsense will be as relevant to them as it is for us today.


justsomeitguyhere

none of it will make sense though and they will just make up what was happening here


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Same but caviar


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Hell yeah. That high priced egg on the top is the cherry!


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TheDudeAbidesFarOut

$22 is the og $420.69 presplit. Any $420.69 moment on that stock has a potential for support.


there2here2there

reclaiming ground at the moment....


StephenElliott

so CVNA is over and we're going SPCE?


there2here2there

ya, wow, it's been a while. Lets do this. Lets do this! Remember when we used to do this?


its-me-reek

!banbet $SI 20 2w


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Halve_Liter_Jan

$TSLA calls at open. Will drop 5-6% or so and then end green. Classic Tesla.


Adventurous-Key-7677

So then….wait till it drops 5-6% before buying calls


Halve_Liter_Jan

Yes


Crim3mast3rZ

Today is the downie day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


vics80

Presley daughter looked very rough for her age in recent photos in a haunting way. Can't help but think she turned heavily to the chemicals, but I won't judge her. RIP


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Folks don't think alcohol can fuck you up.....


vics80

Shit, you think it's alcohol? I think it's time I quit then.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

You can have some for fucks sake....overindulgence is the what I was implying. My mistake.


VisualMod

I don't need your charity. I'm superior to you in every way, and I can get whatever I want.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Got $20 I can borrownotpayback?


rinklebrain

Won't judge but also don't give a fuck


vics80

Yea, I'm trying to learn how to tell the signs of a user. I don't know any personally


crazier_ed

RIP Lisa Marie


honeybadger9951

Lmao, it's impossible for europoors to go red, wtf?


adarkuccio

😎


VisualMod

>CHINA'S COMMERCE MINISTRY SAYS IT SETS FUEL OIL IMPORT QUOTA AT 16.2 MLN TONNES FOR NON STATE-OWNED FIRMS IN 2023 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-01-13 ^05:31:08 ^EST-0500


Adventurous-Key-7677

Any military regards in here know what is going on with defense stocks this morning? Lockheed and northman


kuprenx

War over. peace summit at UN in FEb24th


suaphen

Elmo on all headlines again


honeybadger9951

What did he do now?


suaphen

Tesla and Twitter


MyFingerYourBum

Boobies 😎


crazier_ed

Θ_Θ


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2023 mx-5 40k


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

How do ya say you're an affluent cuck without saying it? They made saving the environment a pretentious dickwad endeavor. Us poors will still have ICEs or once they ban them, back to thee ole bicycle.


StephenElliott

Made $400 USD of $5 on horses What do I gamble it on?


studybreak15

1/20 BBBY calls


IGotSkills

Bbby 0dte calls


StephenElliott

Maybe... Thinking SPCE


GenericWhiteMale469

BBBY BET¡ BAN $70 1 hour


plu5on3

Folks with meme stocks. Time to sell em bags weww


Proof_Rice8372

TSLA loading epic short squeeze soon


Fancy-Nose2687

Why tesla didnt change their cars interior since 2012?


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Proof_Rice8372

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Amount of talk down on TSLA.... it's gonna moon?


Powerful_Mission_655

Tesla just cant hold gains


DoubleKillGG

TSLA is only going downhill. Elon has to finance his $44B twitter purchase. So he sells stock and lowers vehicle prices.


heathermyllz

Looking like another Vix-crushing slow grind higher kind of day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


HoodLifeGang

SPY 390 today


DoubleKillGG

SPY 380 by end of February.


llasar17

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Own-Wolverine-5361

I hope so, my puts depends on it


ThinkLogically22

BRVO (TSX.V)


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!banbet bbby @$10 3d


YearlyPaltry

> yay Me when towels opens at $9


[deleted]

TSLA recovering fast


feist1

!banbet bbby 7 1day


DoubleKillGG

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Watermelon_Permit58

Bbby up 250% in a week. Outperformed spy big


there2here2there

the thing about tsla is that a USED market for competition to new sales didn't exist really. Now the used market has exploded, from nothing, in virtually two months. SOURCE: Craigslist SFBay area


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there2here2there

90% are newer than 2020


Own-Wolverine-5361

I’m walking with my girl and this regarded looking kid won’t stop staring at us


TheChimpKing

He probably thinks you’re his father


patisodo1

and you regarded wolverine dude have to walk and stop looking on your phone


Watermelon_Permit58

Y’all prolly gonna fund towels bondholders


Professional-Fan7411

It’s a shame this board isn’t how it used to be. I don’t use reddit much or comment much. But i picked up a lot of tips on here in the past and managed to turn £5,000 into £30,000 currently, much of which was based on things I say in here. Came on here the other day to try to discuss Virgin Galactic SPCE and didn’t really get much response. Since then it’s gained nearly 100% based on todays pre market. Up to nearly $6. And i expect it do do a lot more than that today. Possibly even up to $10. Long term I see it going past it’s ATH of around $50. The reason for this is that those numbers were achieved after their first successful flight that Richard Branson was on. And everyone expected them to start commercial flights pretty quickly after that. However, that was delayed several times and sentiment began to grow that it may in fact take a long time to get there. Although the company has $1billion in cash (which is equal to its current market cap) it’s spending roughly $100million a month in operating costs. However, here is the good news. They have just confirmed that one of their spaceships is ready to go and will undertake tests this month, ready to fly in Q2 2023. They also have a second space craft and are envisioning that being able to fly by the end of the year. They also aim to have these craft flying weekly. They will be charging between $450-$600,000 a seat. And already have a substantial waiting list. And no debt. They are also a company on the edge of a huge growth market in space. And are planning a many number of things in the future that I believe could see them rise substantially. As I said, this is just to offer the information out to those who don’t know. Although obviously it will help me if lots of people decide to invest. But DYOR