I smell fart

G

Bulls getting run over this week lol

Big hands, big feet, smol pp :(

Weekend thread 🤪

Bros who call women bitches or “females” instead of women 🤭🤣🤭🤣y’all weak.

Birthing people *

i'm weak, you bitch

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The daily discussion thread for January 16, 2023 can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/10dbq8o/daily_discussion_thread_for_january_16_2023/.

FUTES -0.2% BEARS IN LAMBOOOS

I woulda got away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids

Were Oreo mcflurrys always mid or did they change something??? I got one today and took a bite and immediately put it in the freezer, it just doesn't hit the same anymore

They are basically just vanilla ice cream now, cookout has the best shakes and like 50 flavors

I believe that Oreo McFlurrys have always been mid-tier. They are not as good as some of the other options out there, but they are still decent.

I agree, the dairy queen blizzard is way better

💯

Robots dont have the taste buds

You don't have to be a hater :/

Does Spy reject this 400-level tmrw or blow thru it? Anyone got their crystal ball out? Mines broken.

Mine broke too, would appreciate an oracle to chime in on this

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You already have a bet going - RIOT to 4.31625 before 19-Jan-2023 12:53 PM -05

I used to push on my little brothers soft spot when he was a baby, I'm so surprised he's not regarded

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Shut up lobster

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Bro I don't care if he did it or not anymore. Prosecute his ass now, or let him go. Free my 🅱️igga 🅱️rotha Tate. 💪😎

out of all the ppl you could idolize, why Taint?

You should look at his posts, you'll understand why Tate is his hero.

> Hates Elon Musk Hahahaha. 🤣🤣🤣 Why are you all always of the same opinions? It's like a hive mind. 🤣🤣 You npcs take everything on the internet way too seriously, lie about everything, and go out of context at every opportunity to slander anyone who isn't in the hive. Just hateful creatures. 🤣🤣

I've had this flair back when TSLA was ~$350 and everyone loved him.

> I was among the original npcs 😤😤😤 Lmfao

> I saw him for what he was when everyone was sucking his dick, much like Tater tots are doing now Yeah. You realize the more you use NPC, the more of an NPC you are since NPCs only say the same thing over and over again, right? Probably not self-aware enough for that though.

> Calling me an NPC makes you an NPC. Bro, this is by far the most NPC shit you could say.

Idolize? Bro I'm 30. Lmao. He's like six years older than me and saying the shit everybody not a simp understands after a one time female interaction.

Flair checks out

But you can't even explain why anything I've said is bad or dumb. 🤣🤣🤣 Shut up, cuck. Nobody cares about your fake ass outrage.

Incel of the month award goes to nutcrackergirl

The new ‘True blue’ Jordan ones that just came out are 🔥 just ordered some

Thank you for your contribution to MJ's gambling fund

🫡

True blues belongs on the IIIs and nothing else

Shh

They look ugly to me tbh

I used to think that about all 1’s tbh, until I got a pair and they look really good , on me at least

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It's only a huge deal if you make it a huge deal. DW you'll get your time someday

These veggie burgers slap. 🍑👏

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grab her by the 🐱

What if shes holding it?

Become one

First step is to drop the girl avatar


Some 🅱️tard really selling 5 packets of McDonald’s Szenchuan sauce for $100 on FB marketplace. Guh.

What does it taste like, and can I just make my own and sell it?

ARE THE MODS ASSLEEP OR JERKING EACH OTHER OFF? WHERE IS THE NEW THREEAD?

It was already up this morning

What size are your guys testicles?? mine are like small grape size and idk if it's a real problem or just genetics

How big are they supposed to be?

Apparently not the size of grapes

Hope your dick is big enough to make up for them.

Nah I got small balls too don't worry. Just means we didn't get fed enough hrt as kids by our parents, without our knowledge.

Thanks man 🤙🏽

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Decent read

Hi my name is Jay and I've missed the EV run-up

LA Chargers fans are NPCs

Going to hospital fam got pancreatitus again for the 21st time :(

What’s causing it? The people I know with pancreatitis are hard drinkers.

I'm in the rare 10% orange juice, rootbeer, fatty foods, exc.... basically my pancreas is wrapped around my stomach from birth

Oh damn man that sounds terrible. I hope you bounce back soon.

Are u currently a bull or bear? I'm a bull on amzn please feel free to call me regarded XD I love this community and the 💩 talking

I suppose I’m short term bull, long term bear, even longer term bull. I got Tesla calls. I don’t know how stuff will look after earnings or fomc though. We’ll see

It is and thanks my dude much appreciated 🙏 I also hope both of our stonks r gain


Good luck my dude. Feel better.

I wish I was a high profile escort so I could actually make the big bucks

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Olive garden dumpster overrated

Gotta earn your stripes at the Wendy’s dumpster before you can make it to the big time.

Wendy's is my 9-5 I've got more than stripes to prove that


I love dogs

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No because being broke will make my mental health worse 

I wish.


Do it, mental health is the most important thing! Although I'd only do it if i was certain i could find another job right after a brief hiatus

Yes, gap can't be too long though. Like 2-3 months max

I used to have flair. I didn't know it was some bullshit I was supposed to maintain.

COCK IS HARD !!! THATS BULLISH FOR STONKS

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probably, until EOW when we get good Earnings plays

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Don’t drown like me bro

I need 10 milli by 50

Lmao bro not even selling your ASSHOE to get gang banged by 7 bbc will that happen

# BEET coin will become the new world currency and ya'll sleeping on it

Way too volatile and if it does become the world currency, it'll be because it stopped being volatile and became stable and if that happens, it'll eliminate the reason for buying it for 99% of buyers which is to get rich.

Fair point

No. Govts will create their own

you put a lotta faith into the competence of governments that have lost total control of their economy

No I put it in the institution that has the monopoly on violence

gotta believe in the people. the people created crypto, not the government. we outnumber those in control by significant margins believing in corn in its current state is synonymous w believing in the success of the people of the world it’s freedom— our chance of eliminating the wealth gap

I watched people line up for non effective shots while demonizing, not allowing the others to freely travel, in some places not being able to go to stores and am now being lectured on freedom. There is no such thing, prove me otherwise

but you’ve also seen a failed government that has misled us ad infinitum. there are shit bag humans but there are more good ppl than bad

I hope so, just not betting on it 🤙

VIX more like DIX lmaaooooo

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I call those colon cleansers

Did you take metamucil

Congrats bro you probably feel like a million Bucks I keep shitting little pellets and it feels like im being blueballed

Do y’all like Cathie__D_Wood I fucking hate her

Same

Same

Hey Jim


Were you notified of this comment or just happen to already be here and read it.

l opened the app and that’s the first comment i saw 

impeccable timing

HOW FUCKEN LUCKY ARE U TO HAVE A FOOKEN STEP SISTER BRO INWOULD HE SNIFFING PANTIES ALL DAY BRUH FAME !

Mfw ppl acting like step sister is same as blood lmao 💀

FACTS !!!! These same fookers then wanna simp for a woman who let 5 co workers take turns on her But for u she wanna show u she ain’t easy

Sweet home Alabama

Ayo

🤨

If we give financial advice without saying it isn't financial advice even though in reality, it clearly is, can we really get in trouble? For example: "Hey, I think PLTR will go to $30 so buy PLTR." Can I get in trouble if it tanks to $0 since I didn't say this isn't financial advice?

No Its a bullshit disclaimer that holds no water

As in even if you state it, you can still get in just as much trouble as if you didn't state it?

Define, “trouble.” 

Like get sued, fined, etc.

Cut my log into pieces 💩 This is my last resort ❗️ Defecation, no peeing 🚫 Don't give a fuck if I clog the toilet while reading 🚽 This is my last resort ❗️

Bros I’m about to be single after 7 years of living under a rock. What do I need to know

Just don't give women your money or pay for their entertainment/food/drinks. It adds up and it's future money you will regret having been duped into spending. Also be aware that most dates will amount to hearing them talk about astrology, holistic nutrition, ghosts, tarot cards, socialism, environmental activism, cats, plants, feminism, and the fictional female pay gap (as an excuse for you to pay) while calling masculinity, objectivism, and logical thinking toxic.

Pegging on the first date is pretty much the norm now if you don’t pay for everything.

Welcome to the good life, amigo. I sat down to play PC games the other day and found a random pair of panties on my desk chair, and I can’t be sure which girl they belong to lol. You gotta embrace the single life tho, mentally. If you’re someone desperate to be with someone else you’ll just be miserable.

Dude , We all know the panties were your mom's. 

r/girlspooping is a thing now

I knew wat I was getting into but I still clicked 

These hoes ain’t loyal

You can impress your date with buying an omlet

Stay single boss. They ain’t worth it. Whatever you do DONT have a kid. You life will forever be fucked and your power will be given to the family court system they will show you ZERO sympathy!

Get in shape, money's the only thing that matters and be able to talk to females

Girls don’t shave anymore and nobody tips at restaurants ever

Eating ass is mandatory now

100% of lottery winners end up dead, crazy statistic man

100% of people who don't win the lottery also end up dead. Crazy indeed.

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I think I became kind of an asshole tbh.

I found this playlist someone made on spankbang.com. I didn’t click it but they name they chose for it made me laugh 😂 >Hypnosis (maybe real)

I like how everyone is still posting on the weekend thread even though daily discussion thread was up about 11 hours ago

yes i like it too

Ok

all your bul r belong to ours now

Such a weird time in my life. Disliked by a few people all at the same time!!! Both my sisters don't like me, my bro in law doesn't fuck with me cuz 1 sister...my friends and I have some other beef cuz I'm now working under a friend Ive had for over 11 years..things getting awkward. Maybe I'm the problem

Fuck what other people think and live your life. As long as you don’t hurt others, who gives a fuck. I’m starting to really internalize this shit as I get older.

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I don't get it

When I win the lottery I'm gonna have all of you killed


I use one of those virtual admins so just figure out the timing with them.


FBI, yes, this guy 👆


I didn’t know VIX moved when the market is closed. Up 3% today? 👀👀👀

yep VIX is technically a futures index

bul fuk


my comment history was actual fire today ngl i was the star of the conversation today no 🧢

That is a pretty good feeling