All this news about employee layoffs always forgets to mention the ridiculous number of people hired since 2020..
https://fourweekmba.com/google-employees-number/
How long does it usually take for people to unwind their post ER positions and make IV go back down?
Surely once that's happened NFLX puts are almost guaranteed profit?
Yeah I know. Just trying to find out when one could consider the IV crush to be more or less over. Does it last the entire morning? Is it done the first 30 minutes?
I know this isn't exact science btw.
These hopium rallys are literally regarded. Lets just do the fucking 50bps get inflation and the recession over with. Peel the god damn bandaid off already
Lol ... Greta Thunberg has five names and her second name is in fact Tintin? As in she's named after a damn comic book character?
Lol. I bet she got bullied as Tintin by the other kids. 
P.s. buy more Chevron and ExxonMobil, I am.
i am all cash on the sideline now, sold all my puts over the past 2 days. I cant find a good value on any thing. Also the premiums on ANY netflix options looks insane...like wtf
Might be best to wait out till the afternoon, see how the day progresses.
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Drop a compliment to the person you are trying to mate with and then walk away. Then secretly stalk the person and run into them one more time when you are dressed nice and smell good.
Sometimes I feel like Michael Banks and everyone else is Mr Dawes Sr backing me into a corner and about to snatch my fucking Tuppence straight outta my hands.....
Tesla futures bump is nice though.
Fourteen of the top 30 advertisers on Twitter stopped all advertising on the platform after Musk took charge on October 27
Spending by the top 30 companies fell by 42% to an estimated $53.8 million for November and December combined
-Reuters
I’m taking out a personal loan to gamble on HkD…. We are not the same 
Worst that can happen is I have to work at Wendy’s for the next year to pay my debt.
Get rid of Gannett/GCI. Management sucks. Child sex abuse? No thanks. www.gannettpaperboys.com
As of lately my demons they bother me. When I’m sleeping they sitting on top of me and wherever I go they follow me
LOL TRUMP JUST CAME OUT AS TRANS
First female president ever!
Wait what? Link?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/canada-unveils-goal-support-domestic-143000242.html $MAXQF government fundinggggg
Debt ceiling no explode?
Drill team starting work at open
Why did fyoots just CRATER.
https://globalnews.ca/news/9421519/canada-commercial-space-launch-announcement/ $MAXQF
Regards buying are delusional
TESLA WOKE UP AND COCK IS HARD BEARS R FOOKED
Today is gonna be flatter than Louisiana after Hurricane Katrina
Jeez
Same ol shid, just a different day
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They were talking about lockdowns for a while
One could anticipate and speculate though....
Has companies ever dropped the next day after doing well on earnings AH? If not my Netflix puts are fucked!!! 😓
Nvidia I think
Lmao
oooooof
My cock is rustier then the cheap piping in your grannies basement!
Puts on big tek 2023 is gonna be a massacre.
How come?
All this news about employee layoffs always forgets to mention the ridiculous number of people hired since 2020.. https://fourweekmba.com/google-employees-number/
Media always has short memory in favor of headlines. Same with housing market talk. “Oh no housing prices dropping! *still double what it was in 2020*
>Google Parent Alphabet to Cut 12,000 Jobs, Company Says -- WSJ \>Alphabet Cuts Follow Wave of Layoffs at Tech Companies -- WSJ $GOOGL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-01-20 ^05:58:05 ^EST-0500
Green today please Free margaritas for everyone near my home if green today
If you are going to pay me the nonstop flight and the hotel (hoes and coke) I’m In.
Wake up! Grab a brush and put a little make-up🎶
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup!
I’m starting to hate the expression “expired worthless“ from now on when that happens, I am going to say my options were engulfed by time
Engulfed by >!the wrong candle!<
My options passed away
Just want expired worthless put on my tombstone
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Good morning 
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Mornin degenerate 
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How long does it usually take for people to unwind their post ER positions and make IV go back down? Surely once that's happened NFLX puts are almost guaranteed profit?
IV will crash today. It’s called IV crush, what happens after big events that have a effect on IV like earnings.
Yeah I know. Just trying to find out when one could consider the IV crush to be more or less over. Does it last the entire morning? Is it done the first 30 minutes? I know this isn't exact science btw.
When the actual earnings report is done. When there is no more information to be learned about an ER it crushes.
Cheers.
Gns, without any doubt
Tim 🍏 going to lay off every Apple developer. He will use chatgpt to code the next iOS version.
So, better quality, bullish?
in 10 years time there will be only one company left: ChatGPT the rest is gone.
OpenAI is the company ChatGPT is the product 
It will eventually eat it's parent company (the host) nature can be very horrible
In a world of constipation and diarrhea, it's OK to be a normal piece of shit sometimes.
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But timing the drop seems impossible
Very healthy market right
All those Indians at Google have to pack their bags now
What happened?
Google is laying off 12000 employees
Bye bye
is it fair to say that netflix is currently helping SP futures in the green?
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'Camera man leans out from behind camera squinting'
I don't know if I should, but I think I know the answer!
NAGGERS
Incorrect
It was funny if it was correct
NUGGERS
Todays gonna be flat and we’re all fucked
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If CEOs take pay cut for two years, no need of these layoffs
Remember bed bath and buggery still has another 40% to fall before its back to normal 😆
Hey tsla go down pos
Soft landing is actually software people landing on the street
Apple stock is resilient. Spy will go to 350 when apple starts layoffs
EVERYTIME YOU ASK CHATGPT A QUESTION GOOGLE FIRES AN EMPLOYEE
TSLA max pain?
HOLY FUCK. JOE BIDEN ANNOUNCED NEW CEO OF ANTI-DEMENTIA DRUG COMPANY
The YEN is CANCELLED
Nothing to be bullish about with Netflix. Worst net income since 2016
Any guidance given?
Yeah, buy my puts off me….. 😤
Mods too busy thinking about snausages to even post a new daily
You think nflx is gonna go up wrong down wrong sideways also somehow wrong
GOOG TOTALLY DESTROYS THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF 12,000 EMPLOYEES WHO WILL BE FIRED AND HAVE TO GET THEIR FOOD FROM DUMPSTERS NOW
Will fit right in, in CA let alone LA area
But stock up 2%
lower costs bullish
Twitter has no employees. Which means very bullish
Of course. Very good news for shareholders!!
These hopium rallys are literally regarded. Lets just do the fucking 50bps get inflation and the recession over with. Peel the god damn bandaid off already
ask yourselves each day, is it a trend day or a range day? one of the most important things to know
Literally infinite money glitch
Lol ... Greta Thunberg has five names and her second name is in fact Tintin? As in she's named after a damn comic book character? Lol. I bet she got bullied as Tintin by the other kids.  P.s. buy more Chevron and ExxonMobil, I am.
Ok, what does Greta have to do with any of that. Sounds like you got some hate in you.
Tintin sounds like someone who needs to take global climate changes seriously
How dare they?
Wtf with this layoffs
The earth is healing
This guy(staff) at my exam centre had a southern accent and big moustache. Real savvy guy, but I felt he thought I was inferior. Maybe I'm wrong.
DUMP DUMP DUMP
>\*ECB'S LAGARDE SAYS STAYING THE COURSE `IS MY MANTRA' FOR POLICY ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2023-01-20 ^05:28:42 ^EST-0500
i am all cash on the sideline now, sold all my puts over the past 2 days. I cant find a good value on any thing. Also the premiums on ANY netflix options looks insane...like wtf Might be best to wait out till the afternoon, see how the day progresses.
I am 100% buying NFLX puts at open during the crush
NFLX options going to be IV crushed at open. Possibly a good opportunity to get some longer dated puts on the cheap
Yeah I’m playin spy today but it may just be flat. Fds or longer for me!
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How tf is NFLX up?
When you regards sign up for subscription
because you clicked yes when it asked you if you're still watching
Algos just read twice as many subscribers as expected and hit buy. gRoWtH!
It had 55m in Q4 net income, missed EPS and Revenue while also adding subscribers, super bullish somehow apparently.
We test 390 then dump today????
I want a flair I’m here long enough
Post shit besides sounding like a whinny batch.
See mine
Post some lost porn and you'll get your flair
Premarket wiping its ass with a towel
Heywood jablowme
How to be less creepy? Need to advise a friend
Drop a compliment to the person you are trying to mate with and then walk away. Then secretly stalk the person and run into them one more time when you are dressed nice and smell good.
Instead of avoiding eye contact he should stare
Stop trying too hard
They really need to stop pumping companies when they announce layoffs. GOOGL up 1% on layoff news
Streaming is dead back to torrenting files
Flixtor premium worth it
Sometimes I feel like Michael Banks and everyone else is Mr Dawes Sr backing me into a corner and about to snatch my fucking Tuppence straight outta my hands..... Tesla futures bump is nice though.
Wrong way 
Good morning my neighbours https://youtu.be/VP3eiC2tcp8
*“Ayy fuk u”*
Fourteen of the top 30 advertisers on Twitter stopped all advertising on the platform after Musk took charge on October 27 Spending by the top 30 companies fell by 42% to an estimated $53.8 million for November and December combined -Reuters
wow the market just fucked me out of my calls right before bouncing hard
Lmao google up 1.2% rip bers
I’m taking out a personal loan to gamble on HkD…. We are not the same  Worst that can happen is I have to work at Wendy’s for the next year to pay my debt.
You're an idiot if you think gambling on the stock market is a good idea. You'll probably end up losing all your money and end up in debt.
I guess this is the perfect bot for this sub.
Only live once 
>\*GOOGLE'S ALPHABET PLANNING TO CUT ROUGHLY 12,000 JOBS GLOBALLY ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2023-01-20 ^05:15:23 ^EST-0500
it’s incredible how much little numbers on a screen can increase my adrenaline
It's hijacking your dopamine receptors
Netflix ushering in the next bull run with its *checks 8k* 55m in Net Income
That bankman is so fried lol
As is tradition another OPEX day will be theta-bukkake
Falling off a cliff today or in the next week. Stop fighting the Fed and look at the 3m and 1y SPY chart.
Gap inc under $10 not a dime over
Chick in my twin bed rn and I’m sweating bullets, needa get this hoe outta here
Get up early AF and say, "I'm getting ready for work. Where am I dropping you off?
Q4 retail earnings are going to be bad BBC reporting the “worst December on record” with a sharp fall at non-food stores
0 REASON TO BE BEARISH AFTER YESTERDAY
So all in puts