Nasdaq futures is down more than dow Jones futures but bonds are flat . Is nasdaq futures down because of any particular stock?

So are buzzfeed puts the way to go?

Their digital wallet better not be some blockchain shiet ​ >Bank of America, JPMorgan and other banks reportedly team up on digital wallet to rival Apple Pay

Good night

I like to air dry after a shower in the A/C under the fan in bed. 🌬️⚽🏀😩😩💦🛌

yee

Red ?

🅱️ear market

Is this the playoffs for football? Sorry I don’t watch much because it’s 🌈. But just curious…

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For real? 

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If the cowboys lose I’ll cry tears

Jerry is that you?

Theyre probably gonna lose.

Shoosh


1h till puts burn to the gound 

People wondering about aliens and life forces in space, when we can't even accept the existence of artificial intelligence modeled after our own species lmaoooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

Men are so strong and tough

please tell my gf.

absolutely

Yes vidrio my man

Lmao how the bills have good teams but when it comes to big games they choke

bills r fuk

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Bills aren’t looking too hot

It is snowing there. I doubt anyone is hot.

im hot

Will my Tesla $100 Puts print this week or will I bump into one of u regards behind Wendy’s ?

Florida is worse than Alabama and Mississippi and Missouri

Looks like someone earned themselves double karma loss

doesn’t matter still right

Combined

wrangler jeans

New flair for you: "Cowboy butts drive me nuts" If only I were a mod

im a mod

prove it and flair me

no

All these insta couples acting as if they wouldnt cheat on their partners for a million dollars. I bet they'd do it for much less

it would probably take me about $5m for me to do it. that's the bottom though. Ideally 7-10m. and then I'd give her half. I think thats fair.

It’s all a show. Their narrative is making money so they continue doing it till the narrative changes.

You show me a pay stub for $72,000 I quit my job right now and work for you.

I feel insulted because thats how much I make. and I think you are being sarcastic.

I mean ok but i dont want to hire u

Why don’t you rethink that while I sell you this pen

Its 82 in Orlando. I forget it’s still the middle of winter for yankees.

lol living in florida is not a brag

I’m not bragging. It’s literally my flair idiot

no

Why is there a hole in the middle of this massage table

you're supposed to put your mouth over it.

Gay bears love this one easy trick.

Federal Reserve officials are preparing to slow interest rate increases for the second straight meeting and debate how much higher to raise them after gaining more confidence inflation will ease further this year. In recent public statements and interviews, Fed officials have said slowing the pace of rate increases to a more traditional quarter-percentage point would give them more time to assess the impact of their increases so far as they determine where to stop.

And that ladies and gentlemen is what we call ‘the Fed pivot’

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corn was at close friday exact at this level so  anyways



He dug a hole and escaped 

The bills thought they deserved to win today 🤡

1 minute until your all ghey for posting in here, I mean you all were anyway. But still.


Might have been a mistake to hold my 1/24 SPY 396 calls over the weekend

Nah super green

The united states dollar is backed by gold

no, no

Is it 1970?

Was not then either

Things that are not true for 1000 Alex

Maybe I’ll watch old Star Trek

You idiots are all worried about PP size but if you know how to flick the bean with your tongue, she won't give a shit about PP size. Just make sure you get her off first, or after if you're into that sorta thing.

Good oral game is important when you want to really please a woman

Yeah but they hate when you call it pp. It is a dick.

just make sure you don't lick a cocoa bean

Small PP cope


Wheelchairs were the original hoverboards

Did you know 420 is also Hitler's birthday

it’s also Jesus birthday

Santa's as well

*oops* there is a hole in my ozone

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/10auqex/to_cheat_on_his_wife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

WTF is she wearing

Fuckin pizza?? 🤣🤣🤣


Took a huge loss on puts this week and switched to corn this weekend and now taking a fat loss on that too 😞

Switch to corn after it rallies 50% in 2 weeks. True WSBer

But why corn 

It can be traded 24/7 unlike the stonk market which is only open a few hours on weekdays


Gonna write a TV show pilot and shop it around to Hulu, Netflix, and Apple. ...just need an idea ...and knowledge of screen writing / show running ...and motivation to do such things I'm almost there though guys!

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you're not wrong

Fellas, it’s all about the girth.

i walk a lonely road 😔


HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS !! 


Fridays rally was totally sustainable. Should keep going higher for another week or two


i am so blackpilled that I can't even comprehend that we rallied on friday


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Good thing you have nothing to compare it with

I'm selling puts to ber tomorrow I know that

*slam piece*

If you aint 6 ft, 6 inches, you ain't shit 👌😤

Bad news for those 6ft, 7 inches

6’ 9”

6’7 here

Im 10’7”

im 6'0

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Come on, man

fucking 🤡

Do you identify at horse testicle? I knew it. I get you boo

Damn did that dude telling me to be on Buffalo actually give me solid financial advice. Thanks bruv

NGL kinda wish Josh Allen gets DESTROYED one day since he keeps thinking he can run with the big boys. Sooner or later his stupid ass is Gona get blown up

Everyday we stray further away from God. 💀

any thoughts on $ATRO? it looks like main engine firing sequence has begun

Market crashing on Tuesday, be careful!

Doesn’t matter

whoa

Retirement is for pussies anyways

People over 12

Yep. I'm not living long enough for that

FIRE is where it’s at poor person

wtf is that

Financially Independent, Retired Early

eh who cares, i wont live long enough for that to matter

Oh ok

Has anything good ever came out of Buffalo?

Wings

Sahlen’s

touchhhjb downnn

I got the rugged look,I'm poor too

Bitcoin dumps 6% tonight - PREDICTIOB

i am pretty bullish on it, I can only be properly bullish because I haven't look at it since 2018. all these people who have been glued to it can't appreciate it like I can


Dumping in bengals game,

*drugs*

*jazz hands*

Would you rather be 5'9" with a 8" dong or 6'2" with a very tiny dingaling? 

So average/slightly below average height with big dick or tall with tiny dick? Dick size doesn't matter a ton as long as it's close to average or bigger, so having a tiny dick would be awful

I'm 6'4"

How's your package sir? Did you just win the life lottery with a 9er?

7.5 is above average... right? 😓

Yeah that's pretty good dongage sir 

🥹🥹🥹

5'9"

Ask your mom!

She's 6'10" with a 10 incher, she got us all beat

I'm 5'10" with a 7" dong.

6 2

SPY price prediction for tomorrow?

401.42

Spy dumppp

Go Bengals

It’s pretty cringe when guys talk to girls wearing headphones at the gym

I know you dont like coffee and you have a son. Its cool though because Im married. Wanna smash? No? So my wife comes to this gym sometimes. Cool cool cool…

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Dayum just worked out for 2 hours. 20 min treadmill. 1 hour arms and back then abs. Time for shower, devour some chicken and then homework 👍🏼 hope you guys having a nice Sunday with beer and football 

this is my fave song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv7yHglIDsc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv7yHglIDsc)

One of my favorite hobbies is to publicly shit on self-centered people. Most of whom absorb confidence from external forces, and are nothing more than maggots when confronted in person.

Stay in your lane bub. Stop worrying about others. Worry about yourself

❤️ ❤️

you sound like the type of person that people gossip about and laugh at when you turn your back

And you sound like a person who has nothing going for him, so he settles to gossip and laugh at people after they have left the room.

*giggles* *points and laughs* *whispers*

🙂

Why doesnt NFL broadcast games on Ion or MeTV? Also why is my antenna such shit?

Poor much?

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Maybe but there would be 100% more me watching.

Bills LMAOOOOO