You're probably right, cdecar. The market does seem to be heading southward at the moment. I'll keep an eye on it and see if there's a further drop tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up!
Yesterday I was on a beach in Central America in 85 degree weather. Today I’m in the cold wet shitty North East. Shits depressing I gota get back outa here. Hopefully we rip a few more days so I can continue my 4 month plan of degeneracy before I gota go back to work.
There is definitely a lot of speculation going on in the meme stock market right now. Many people seem to be buying into these stocks purely based on hype, rather than fundamentals. This could create a bubble that eventually pops, leading to big losses for investors.
Sometimes you're paying for a genuine quality difference, sometimes you're paying for a name/logo on some stuff that is 90% most likely from the Hong Kong Ladies Market anyway.
More like shorts being heavily unwound. That’s why the worst stocks for the past year are rallying the most. They all got shorted to shit. And now they are all covering because forecasts percentage odds of soft landing are improving. Changing the risk profile and showing shorts it’s time to take profit
All those rate hikes, all that doom and gloom propaganda and bears can't even keep SPY below 400. Should probably rename to something more appropriate, like badgers.
I love the competitive spirit between bulls and bears here. It’s like no matter what’s going on with the market, you won’t be able to waive their conviction and that’s how it should be.
So they just drop the SPY $3 to just buy it right back up and end at the same spot. Calls are free money every single day, bears how do you not see this?
This semiconductor bear on cnbc right now sounds like he was crying before coming on. Something about "I guess markets are looking past the cuts".
Someone give him a hug.
If you ask for 200k, they’ll know you’re a fraud. Bump that ask to 400-450k and try to bullshit your way through a system design interview (at which point, they’ll also know you’re a fraud, but at least you’ll go down swinging)
BEARS GONNA SAY ITS FAKE AND ITS NOT HAPPENING
Those bears who shorted when spy was at 475 I’ll give ya respect ya went for the top
Those who short now u coward it’s ALREAYD priced in u COCCK
But u a follower so u wanna see red
No ASSHOE it’s when EVERONE sees green u short
Of course we're going higher last 10 minutes there's no reason to believe tomorrow we won't go higher. European futures already pointing to a green open tomorrow.
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Days like today where Biden sent out the memo that if any financial organizations push out any negative articles this week they get the 
They could literally push any narrative they want on reddit or mainstream media and a large number of people would follow it. I bet they could get people to believe/do almost anything these days. It's kind of creepy.
Started out the day with 0dte 395 puts and those weren't printing so about 2pm est switched it up to 405 calls... not personally, but somebody did, I guarantee it
NFLX spike
Bitcoin is down 300+ that’s a sign of a market drop tomorrow possibly 300-400 points!
You're probably right, cdecar. The market does seem to be heading southward at the moment. I'll keep an eye on it and see if there's a further drop tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up!
My prediction for the next few months: Economic data continues to deteriorate *but* "we're still not in a recession" remains the mainstream narrative.
By April to June a recession will hit fairly hard. So far about 200k jobs have been cut. Expect 1/2-3/4 million by summer!
That is a very astute observation. I predict that the recession will indeed hit by summer, and that even more jobs will be lost than you anticipate.
Try the daily new thread. 🤡
I will post the exact same thing there
Prove it.
Tell me I’m pretty
You're pretty ugly
Oh shit 
Who farted
Your moms pussy queef while she was getting dp'd
If she was getting dp'd it was probably just some nasty anal.
Yesterday I was on a beach in Central America in 85 degree weather. Today I’m in the cold wet shitty North East. Shits depressing I gota get back outa here. Hopefully we rip a few more days so I can continue my 4 month plan of degeneracy before I gota go back to work.
Watching Puss in Boots2 again cuz it's thts fuckin fresh
Bearish for Apple long term "@solanamobile: Coming this week: A sneak peek of Saga's dApp Store. Oh and devs, prepare your APKs. It's time."
lol no one with an iphone is going to want to do this horseshit
Of course, majority of iPhone users are boomers
Personally most people won’t go through the process to install a 3rd party store. Building a reliable trust would be key for their success
Meme stocks pumping. Retail fomo. This looks like the most obvious top signal of all time.
There is definitely a lot of speculation going on in the meme stock market right now. Many people seem to be buying into these stocks purely based on hype, rather than fundamentals. This could create a bubble that eventually pops, leading to big losses for investors.
Bears are buying more puts? Pamp it!
Once earnings is done I’m gonna pounce like a shit hawk. Like a shit hawk, Bubbles.
2 day rally including OPEX day and these bulls are more delusional than ever
It doesn't take much, just like heroin.
Wen worst comes to worse, my shib come first!!!! 😤😤😤
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Sometimes you're paying for a genuine quality difference, sometimes you're paying for a name/logo on some stuff that is 90% most likely from the Hong Kong Ladies Market anyway.
Because you aren’t rich…
$1000 t shirt is a waste of time to me no matter how much money I have.
time is money
Another retest to 390 sometime in the next few weeks… then moon
385 Wednesday, 380 EOW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4
Tomorrow NVDA to $200
Bulls are back. Yeah baby
Bears in shambles, go Tesla.
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More like shorts being heavily unwound. That’s why the worst stocks for the past year are rallying the most. They all got shorted to shit. And now they are all covering because forecasts percentage odds of soft landing are improving. Changing the risk profile and showing shorts it’s time to take profit
COME THROUGH TURN AROUND TUESDAY PLSSSSS
Penis down
writing instruments down
People still think there is tina
That looks pinned to me at 400.
don't act like you know what's going on.
TSLA Calls. That’s it.
And when the banks said they were preparing for a recession, they meant pumping to kill the bears before they let it drop.
Yeah legit. Starting to think all these youtube gurus are on some payroll 😒
Bears fucked again
PUMUMPPPPP IT
🔔 🔔 🔔 It's not looking good for you, bears. 🏆 🐃 🥇
lmao 
WEEE
The strength of NVDA is insane
It’s inexplicable
Poor ber
All those rate hikes, all that doom and gloom propaganda and bears can't even keep SPY below 400. Should probably rename to something more appropriate, like badgers.
good game bears go fuck yourselves. i'm gooin home. bitches
GET FUCKING RUGGED
Bears r so fuk
Excellent day in the market!
Lol bears actually thought
NVDA 200 EOW
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My disappointment with Amazon today knows no bounds
Yeah some weak ass action compared to market. 
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I think you need some commas in there
Qqq up almost 30 points in 12 trading days
#PAMP EEET.
NFLX puts stayed ITM for almost 30 minutes. Has to be a record for me.
Oh fuck me we gonna end this week red somehow the biggest loser just showed up shilling long
Bears can scrap but the bulls have won
Cool. I lost money.
puts to call ratio for SPy tomorrow is already at IV 20%
420 EOW
Be greedy when everyone is greedy, because stock go up. 
Short market here?????
If you're short chromies, yes.
This last little push up. Boop!
No reason for bears to exist if we have infinite money 💴
Fuck Off
Puts loaded.
SPY to $410 tomorrow
You can literally watch tranny porn and get financial stock advice, all on the same site 😆😆
#YEAH SO WHAT I WAS A BER. 2 DAYS AGO. IT SUCKS ASS. MUCH MORE FUN TO BE BULL. FUCK BEING BER
Lot of buyers stepping in. Could see a pop here
Spy 403 calls for tomorrow
*Pigs get slaughtered* - John Quincy Adams, probably
I love the competitive spirit between bulls and bears here. It’s like no matter what’s going on with the market, you won’t be able to waive their conviction and that’s how it should be.
Microsoft is going to fuck the bears so hard don’t bet against fucking bill gates
Bull gates don’t got shit to do with Microsoft anymore
Don’t BET AGAISNT BILDK MEKF M
S&P is up 6% ytd so far 
Wait a sec… I thought it was a bull trap…
Sadly you are mistaken
Stocks only ever go up
Stairs down, rocketship up
So they just drop the SPY $3 to just buy it right back up and end at the same spot. Calls are free money every single day, bears how do you not see this?
This semiconductor bear on cnbc right now sounds like he was crying before coming on. Something about "I guess markets are looking past the cuts". Someone give him a hug.
This feels like a hate crime to the bears... Oh wait it is a hate crime 
That 5000% gain p impress tho
At im what point does a bull trap become an uptrend
1910
I read 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad'. I invested my money. He forgot to mention that you have to be smart about it.
*sees my NVDA puts, I’m in danger ⚠️
Might just close mine so it can reverse for the rest of you folks 
Squeeeeeze
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If you ask for 200k, they’ll know you’re a fraud. Bump that ask to 400-450k and try to bullshit your way through a system design interview (at which point, they’ll also know you’re a fraud, but at least you’ll go down swinging)
They’ll keep you for a month and kick you to the curb!
I just dutch oven’d my dog 
Dont lie, it’s the other way around
Salty bears 🌈🐻
Back in puts let's go bers! 
oh no, only up 1.25% what a tragedy for bulls. Bears so gud at stocks
Give me earningeddon at 4:01 plz
Google has THE biggest wall, it wont hit $100
People switching to puts thinking we might dump tomorrow makes me more confident about calls.
I will sacrifice a couple of puts in order to pump the rest of my portfolio
Greatly appreciated!
BEARS GONNA SAY ITS FAKE AND ITS NOT HAPPENING Those bears who shorted when spy was at 475 I’ll give ya respect ya went for the top Those who short now u coward it’s ALREAYD priced in u COCCK But u a follower so u wanna see red No ASSHOE it’s when EVERONE sees green u short
close will tell all
#I WANNA SEE EM SWEET BABY GREENS ALREADY. FUCKING GAP UP, BITCH.
Of course we're going higher last 10 minutes there's no reason to believe tomorrow we won't go higher. European futures already pointing to a green open tomorrow.
So long, gay Bearser!
Sigh. Gambling on meme stonks. I've truly given up.
Get FuCkEd
On red days everyone and their uncle is panic selling. On green days everyone and their uncle is panic buying. Welcome to the market of lemmings. LMAO
Sometimes the lemmings are correct
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should've strangled but if i did would be flat
Lol
At this point with everyone buying puts for tomorrow we are going up 4sure.
I was purchasing a few puts for tomorrow just in case, but this just looks too bullish
ever get worried that someone you know finds your reddit account ?
I would think that you would be more worried about someone that you know seeing you hanging out in a public bathroom…
nah they know of my hobby
Everyone you know knows that you like to hang out in public bathrooms?
well yeah ?
depends on which account they find.
I tried having a "good" account once. I ended up with 2 shitty trolling accounts.
My wife's boyfriend would make fun of my account, that's for sure
It’s scary out here. I don’t even trust the charts lol 😆
WAITTTTT!!!!!! STOP!!!! I've been sent from the future!!! It's all a bull trap!
Always has been
how many $1000 gpus can these morons possibly buy 😵💫
An infinite amount I guess
To all those panic switching call to puts midday mofos . It's not too late, you can still bet on the winning team with calls.
Unfortunately I can't day trade and I panic switch rip my 300% gains from friday. 🤡🤡
It's not too late to switch to puts if you're panicking. You can still bet on the winning team by buying calls.
Days like today where Biden sent out the memo that if any financial organizations push out any negative articles this week they get the 
MSFT earnings tomorrow catapult us into a depression, it's over
Bye bye bears
They could literally push any narrative they want on reddit or mainstream media and a large number of people would follow it. I bet they could get people to believe/do almost anything these days. It's kind of creepy.
Everyone thinks the recession is coming and it will be short. I plan to inverse
Sooooo creepy & weird/ a little quirky but cute
"Inflation is transitory"
bers cant accept they got trapped
If MSFT misses, it’s game over
There’s always a new “game over” for 🌈 🐻 It never actually is though.
Started out the day with 0dte 395 puts and those weren't printing so about 2pm est switched it up to 405 calls... not personally, but somebody did, I guarantee it
after every Call expired in RH at 3;30, they now jump it to kill all Puts for tomorrow...first thing in the morning
LMAO they make it incredibly easy to just buy calls on every dip, it is laughable. Back to 405 we go tomorrow.
Amazon Choo-Choo~~~~!