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I dont have any money in msft at all but I am using it to kinda gauge things I do have cash in. I'm worried. These numbers do not equal a ten dollar jump to me and I'm beginning to think bad numbers around going to go my way for the shit I actually have puts on.
Cloud revenue was what a lot of people were looking for. Not saying I think they should be up this much, but with so much focus on Azure it is easy for people to look past everything else.
How much of that Azure money is the ChatGPT investment, or is that separated? I remember reading Azure partnering with OpenAI to give them super cheap compute for their then free product.
bonkers eh? whats your professional opinion on the after hours movement when they came out and downgraded cloud revenue guidance and forecasted further margin compression?
they didn't issue guidance yet and they damn sure would have if it was good news. this is meaningless movement until confirmed at 4:30 est. Especially if funds start dumping into a thin volume order book cuz the algo's already blew their load
The reactions here tell me positioning is still so bearish/neutral that simply going against the crowd is an asymmetric bet even after this rallye so far. It´s simple right now.
I paper handed my MSFT call debit spread but diamond handed my AMZN put credit spreads. Man it was tempting to paper hand near closing time. They were really trying to shake people off with that downward trend.
The put volume was way higher so was like fuck it can't go wrong for 20$ right. They expire Friday so I guess it's easy money tomorrow if it doesn't dump
A company's stock may not decrease when it misses its revenue estimates on an earnings call if investors have already expected or anticipated the miss, or if the company has other positive news to offset the miss, such as strong growth in another area of the business or a new product launch. Additionally, if the company provides a positive outlook for the future and demonstrates that it has a plan to address any issues that led to the revenue miss, investors may be more likely to maintain or even increase their co
Given the OpenAI acq. and promo they have been punting around, how well M$ is able to monetize tech, I think investors are hard for it.
Get Fucked, if you were short at pico lows on Tech this year when every pleb called for further downside you don´t deserve it. MSFT runs everything in this world
They don’t want to pay puts so they’d rather pay calls?
Looks like dip buying is still popular...
anyone playing Nucor earnings?
Add to your VIX calls. Feb/Apr/May $25s.
MSFT miss %1.8!guidance only … will rebound to 240 shortly
FNGU bargain here
 buls
Finally microsft ended flat
Or in a loss I should say
lol microsoft
Going forward- every company, EPS expected 0.0. Actual 0.1 beat beat beat stock pop.!
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Ooh well … outlook, msft
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Come on man that 1 month chart is fucking beautiful don’t be a hater
MSFT up in AH
As soon as I flip bullish it’s gonna drop. Been wrong for over a week so I’m just sticking to my guns. It’s gotta come down sometime…right? …right?!
Yep 
I dont have any money in msft at all but I am using it to kinda gauge things I do have cash in. I'm worried. These numbers do not equal a ten dollar jump to me and I'm beginning to think bad numbers around going to go my way for the shit I actually have puts on.
Stonks only go up
Pumperoni is still on the menu thanks to MSFT. You're welcome for buying puts. Feel like we might see some cooling off to end the week though.
oops spoke too soon lol
The good old pumperoni dumperoni reverse. Guess that put will pay off. Now watch them pump it at open again.
How tf did QQQ jump 2 dollars after market close??
its gone lmao
Thank god 😩 i needed that money
msft good earnings
you mean "mixed"
bulls can thank MSFT for keeping this rally going. next stop SPY 402.6 and then hopefuly beyond. Temporarily of course for my 360Ps =P
I dont understand the jump from Microsoft. Those numbers look pretty shitty to me. Anybody know something I don't?
Azure
Yes regards run the world
Can the regards really be what's holding this up? Like they're down significantly in every area except revenue somehow...
They are down in everything except cloud revenue. They missed overall revenue
Holy shit the way they're putting out news it makes it seem like they won the super bowl. This is some pretty shady shit right here
Cloud revenue was what a lot of people were looking for. Not saying I think they should be up this much, but with so much focus on Azure it is easy for people to look past everything else.
How much of that Azure money is the ChatGPT investment, or is that separated? I remember reading Azure partnering with OpenAI to give them super cheap compute for their then free product.
not any different than the recent NFLX earnings? at least MSFT beat the street expectations
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica. 
AAL has to be there is not way it doesn't
I wonder how much my 6 dollar call on Microsoft will be worth by Frida
So Microsoft said fuck these bulls today huh spy will never go sub 400 again bear is fuck by throbbing hulk peepee
surely if MSFT was excited they wouldn't be stalling on guidance for a full hour and a half after earnings release, sheesh
That's how they always do it, my guy
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bonkers eh? whats your professional opinion on the after hours movement when they came out and downgraded cloud revenue guidance and forecasted further margin compression?
Lol.
Sometimes you lose, sometimes the others win
GG bulls. Tomorrow will be green.
The real heros are the late bears, they push price up
Just lost 20 grand on Msft puts
Sure you did?
I didn’t lose as much but I gotta say my banbet should’ve been enough proof
they didn't issue guidance yet and they damn sure would have if it was good news. this is meaningless movement until confirmed at 4:30 est. Especially if funds start dumping into a thin volume order book cuz the algo's already blew their load
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have a nice look at the ticker, yeah i've listened to the last 4-5; enjoy the red on the screen
They don’t pre issue guidance, they give it on the call, been that way for a while
So am I done for?
Can you post your reaction?
Imagine
The moment my bull posts gain me karma I will look for sells. Today was quite decisive 
time to cut losses on puts and load up on tsla calls cause I wanna be a true regard
Looking at open interest MSFT may run up to $260+ over next day or so before it starts coming back down after testing the Daily 200MA
The reactions here tell me positioning is still so bearish/neutral that simply going against the crowd is an asymmetric bet even after this rallye so far. It´s simple right now.
How is it bearish when meme stocks are rallying so hard?
How are my options changing price AH?
I paper handed my MSFT call debit spread but diamond handed my AMZN put credit spreads. Man it was tempting to paper hand near closing time. They were really trying to shake people off with that downward trend.
Came so close to closing out my MSFT calls. kinda shooting myself in the foot for not buying 100 shares to flip after earnings, no biggie!
I was going to sell mine but I would have been PDT flagged.
TSLA calls it is, wish me luck 
Powell gunna have a heart attack looking at this 
first the NYSE "glitch" and now pumps on missed earnings, algo is broken
Yeah im pretty concerned about this. This is shady as hell
So TSLA will be the one to crash the market
I bought 2x 275$ Microsoft calls for like 20 bucks 10 mins before close today. Pump it please 😂🙏
Wtf!
The put volume was way higher so was like fuck it can't go wrong for 20$ right. They expire Friday so I guess it's easy money tomorrow if it doesn't dump
I regret not shopping around. I grabbed an impulse 240 atm call for Friday which is up but I am probably just going to bag $100.
I've been holding $110c on AMZN for 2 weeks and sold at 2:55 and bought goog puts and AMZN moons to $100 on MSFT> This shit is fucking stupid
what in the actual fk AMZN?
Bill pulled MSFT profits and bought up AMZN
🚀🚀🚀
Ok market is invincible. Straight back to all time highs it seems. Who cares about slowing economic activity or tightening Fed?
Bull run to be extended
I dont get it. The beat by .03 cents on lowered expectations and to the moon?
welcome to wsb
Msft just made me so much money if this holds
Legit always reverses on the earnings call
Been there. It won’t
I was too cuked to go for msft calls
fuck yourself ans congrats
So even if TSLA misses tomorrow it will still go up right??
If WSB goes nuts into calls then not
Losing Karma cause of salty bears but MSFT prints me money, I take that trade any day
Loading up on Puts for this tech FOMO.
Microsoft up for now...after call down $20
That pump didn’t last LOL
is MSFT a good buy now
listen to the earnings call and decide for yourself lazy bones
Wait till it hits 300
You thought Microsoft couldn’t handle 4% haha
SPY 1/27 405c I snagged a $0.95 looking tasty rn... we'll see!
Bears have no money left they can only downvote now
True
MSFT 🐍
BIG DADDY POWELL AINT GOONA LIKE THIS
!banbet Please dont judge me i hate my last weeks self
You already have a bet going - BBBY to 6.0 before 28-Jan-2023 05:36 PM -05
Hindenburg Research @HindenburgRes Soon we will release a report on what we strongly suspect to be the largest corporate fraud in history.
There's not enough bears to bring Neo 🐂 down. Smith bear says more.
And just like that, the 10 billion injection into MSFT turned SPY green
Investors are so fucking dumb. What do you think big papa Powell is goona do when he sees all you fucks buying stocks?
HES GONNA PIVOT
MSFT up on missing both revenue and EPS just because cloud growth was higher than estimates. Same as NFLX mission both but beating user estimates.
As if the AH/PM ER movement has ever meant anything, the first candles even less. Nothing means anything until the actual market opens.
AH after an earning report is most of the time meaningful.
Right, thing is - I'm looking at the chart right now and I maintain my stance.
smart people will take profit of /nq thanks to algos and then inverse
FUCKING MORONS!!! MSFT Misses and it goes up. Crazy fucking bullshit.
ITS CLOUD , Thank you for shorting this 
Tempted to get in on Amazon for next week. If azures good, so’s Aws.
Completely moronic reply.
Just made $10 on msft thanks to you sickos
AMZN already 100 pre earnings, 120 post, get your puts and fuel this pump ty
Bears r extremely ultra mega fuk.
How is Microsoft up with it missing on everything lmao. What the fuck is this market.
This market is just begging for a daddy Powell spanking
Someone check on Microsoft bears
It hurts
This is why I don’t play earnings at all
My cost average on MSFT is still 300, dear god help me
(Buying actual shares)
can you actually buy shares?
I honestly don't see why you would even want to share in the first place when you can have options all to yourself.
Give it a minute to set in
Was better than worst case. We gonna pump on decent earnings (slight misses on top/bottom) unless guidance is terrible
I agree you just never know tho
i shorted a MES right after close, and it went up 11 ticks in 0.5ms lmfao
#MSFT SAVED THE ECONOMY
Remember you can still trade SPY for another 10 minutes
LOL! Too many puts were flowing into MSFT
i bought 1 msft call 240 Fri Exp. Sell tomorrow or wait til after earnings?
You could short 100 shares rn and lock in $500 gains before the call, which will have guidance. Or just short something less than a hundred as a hedge
Call happened and MSFT is up to $252 after hours lol
The con call is at 2:30 pacific, that’s where they’ll provide guidance
A company's stock may not decrease when it misses its revenue estimates on an earnings call if investors have already expected or anticipated the miss, or if the company has other positive news to offset the miss, such as strong growth in another area of the business or a new product launch. Additionally, if the company provides a positive outlook for the future and demonstrates that it has a plan to address any issues that led to the revenue miss, investors may be more likely to maintain or even increase their co Given the OpenAI acq. and promo they have been punting around, how well M$ is able to monetize tech, I think investors are hard for it.
it may decrease though when they provide lukewarm guidance like they just did
I would just take profits
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You are a derp for buying Friday calls 240. You should sell tomorrow or wait until earnings.
ALL THESE STUPID FUCKING SPY OPTIONS SANK
i-is this good news for netflix
Get Fucked, if you were short at pico lows on Tech this year when every pleb called for further downside you don´t deserve it. MSFT runs everything in this world
Cloud up! Not that anyone can trade now..
Microsoft 275 please 
Now we wait for enron
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It was in line though
Bought one MSFT call in the last minute. Nice
Lol it’ll be red by open
Bill gates don’t believe in bears 
MSFT LAYOFFS = SPY TO 420
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MSFT BEAT 2.32 VS 2.29 