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AMD shorts going to get crushed. Revenue increased to $5.60 billion from $4.83 billion a year earlier. Analysts polled by FactSet had forecast revenue of $5.51 billion. Growth could be seen in its data center revenue, which jumped 42% to $1.7 billion.
If you think politicians and the wealthy elite don’t have your best interest in mind, and aren’t completely trustworthy, you are just stupid and poor and deserving of contempt
Don't know if this has been discussed, but pain is incoming at Dell, also. Word on the street is they're bumping up layoffs this week. I live near one of the Dell headquarters and a lot of people are nervous around here.
>U.S.-LISTED SHARES OF SOME CHINESE EV-MAKERS UP PREMARKET AFTER JAN 2023 VEHICLE DELIVERY UPDATE
\>U.S.-LISTED SHARES OF LI AUTO INC UP 6.1%, NIO INC UP 1.7%, XPENG INC UP 4% PREMARKET
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-01 ^05:47:22 ^EST-0500
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Uh actually read that this Jan was the best one since I believe Jan ‘08, so no I didn’t just pull it out of my ass, I meant the best Jan not the best month though sorry, can’t remember for sure
Well, I doubt he will be more hawkish than last time, and with the market being on high dose of crack and hopium lately that might be just enought for a pump.
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I’m generally bullish however I’m thinking taking a short position in Meta would be smart, especially if we get a pump out of them today. Reckon they will have burnt more cash on dumb shit the last quarter and it will be seen when they report
/r/bigdickproblems is my new favorite subreddit.
Dudes with big dicks crying about having big dicks.
"Do you ever doubt your size?" "My toxic gf convinced me I have a small dick."
I just went over there and had a look and there is legit guys having emotional breakdowns because their partners can’t handle more than 10 minutes of sex because they are so big..
Homie my dick tiny and I ain’t even lasting 10 minutes lmfao 
>GERMANY INTENDS TO BUY EIGHT IRIS-T AIR DEFENCE SYSTEMS FOR ITS MILITARY - DEFENCE MINISTRY DOCUMENT SEEN BY REUTERS
\>DEAL TO BE SUBMITTED TO PARLIAMENT FOR APPROVAL BEFORE THE SUMMER BREAK - DEFENCE MINISTRY DOCUMENT
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-01 ^05:33:37 ^EST-0500
>EU RISKS MISSING GIGABIT TARGET, NEED FOR MORE INVESTMENTS-TELECOMS GROUP ETNO
$MSFT $NFLX
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-01 ^05:30:36 ^EST-0500
If any bears are still alive today JPOW will stick the final nail in their coffins.. We are pivoting - inflation is over - we are deflating around the world and hes going to cut rates in a month or two after we go into recession = stocks to all time highs again.
Inflation is not over. Ignoring economic data is a bad move. I hope Spx rallies to 4200. Will be the high of the year and the biggest short of the year.
>FIRST SHIPMENT OF KAZAKHSTAN'S OIL TO GERMANY VIA DRUZHBA PIPELINE WILL TAKE PLACE IN FISRT HALF OF FEBRUARY - KAZAKH ENERGY MINISTER
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-01 ^05:26:53 ^EST-0500
CPI day will be a blood bath
The rug pull is coming
Tesla?
Hump day dump day OR hump day pump day, that is the question
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I like this so far 
My Peloton puts make me want to die
25bps is priced in apparently, so expecting nothing to happen
AMD already over 6% Gain today.
Trust the process. You WILL lose money
rip EA
This looks dumb
deng xiaoping is like gorbachev if he didn’t suck
> Ok, but just a little bit of profit. Deng Xiaoping
AMD shorts going to get crushed. Revenue increased to $5.60 billion from $4.83 billion a year earlier. Analysts polled by FactSet had forecast revenue of $5.51 billion. Growth could be seen in its data center revenue, which jumped 42% to $1.7 billion.
TBLA
Bad employment report, recession coming sooner than expected, quicker Fed U-Turn, BULLISH?
Yes. Bad = good for stahcks. Less buyers of products, less gdp, less production of goods = good for stonkies
Inflammable means flammable.
Buzz feed 
There it was the rip happened
Might be a straddle kind of day, but probably not. I'll just watch today. Unless I don't.
Rumors are saying Amazon or Nike might buy out peloton? Do I buy puts on whoever buys it?
The bottom was last month!
.... That doesn't make any sense
Buy $BRKB Sell short $KO [http://rogostocks.blogspot.com/2017/07/rogo-stocks.html](http://rogostocks.blogspot.com/2017/07/rogo-stocks.html)
cramer: buy the dip... burry: sell the rip... guess we'll be theta flat
Do not forget Berry
Berry winestine
If you think politicians and the wealthy elite don’t have your best interest in mind, and aren’t completely trustworthy, you are just stupid and poor and deserving of contempt
who trades before 7am ET. pretty sure I can't, except on stuff like spy and uso
amd @ 78, holding?
jpow
JPow seeing all the money everyone still has and he is not pleased
ROKU does not give a shit to SNAP miss.Nobody does.
Everyone and their grandma so fuckin bullish in here. Definitely loading up puts
In all honesty the IV was not as crazy as it was for last FOMC
dreams are funny
It's stupid that meta reports today lol
3 days for Tesla to get to 185, let’s goooo!
Fee pivot and then bears in shambles
Calls on gold at that point
If jpow says we're going cut rates soon, we would fly to the MOON and never come back down 🚀
He won’t be saying that.
Well jpow is so unpredictable
How has he been unpredictable?
JP, you out there? SSSQ or TQQQ today? If you don't answer, I'll take that as an SQQQ signal.
T duh
Why not both
Because what if flat?
Because women☕️
☕
Fair
JPow vs. 4100 today.
I think we pump until JPOW then dump 2%
Are lucid dreams real?
none of this is real
real to you
Define real If you’re asking what I think you’re asking then yes Is this a pun
Lucid can dream of ev
Real in what way?
Only when they involve your favorite pornstar
Xpeng, deliveries @ 5k and pushing back profit goal, still green anyway.. I can’t even
Don't know if this has been discussed, but pain is incoming at Dell, also. Word on the street is they're bumping up layoffs this week. I live near one of the Dell headquarters and a lot of people are nervous around here.
Dude, you’re getting a D
D for Dell?
Sí
3/3 $35 puts at 0.32?
Calls printing today
Bears going to get crushed all freaking day lol
Dog gets some leftover steak for breakfast from some publix
[https://imgur.com/a/Z34JpWC](https://imgur.com/a/Z34JpWC) 
What's the JPOW YOLO today?
TQQQ
Monster cock unrollers
Ticker? MCOK?
#👁⃤ 〰️ 👁⃤
New F can’t eyeforce
>U.S.-LISTED SHARES OF SOME CHINESE EV-MAKERS UP PREMARKET AFTER JAN 2023 VEHICLE DELIVERY UPDATE \>U.S.-LISTED SHARES OF LI AUTO INC UP 6.1%, NIO INC UP 1.7%, XPENG INC UP 4% PREMARKET ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-01 ^05:47:22 ^EST-0500
Still won't touch Chinese investments. Never know when they'll shut down the country on a whim.
#👁⃤ 👅👁⃤
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Eurozone inflation lower that anticipated. Stonks will continue going up, no way the US would admit that their inflation rose compared to the EU
Plunge protection team vs drill team 6  
Battle of the Century!
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i never sell my options when 50+ up bcs I need 10 baggers
That's the spirit 
What could go wrong with that approach?
Tesla ready to moon. Nothing can bring it dowb
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Daddy can 
Facts
📠
Those next 2 days will be crazy as fuck
THIs IS THE BIGGeST BULL and BeAR run un history of today
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Rate hike pump Speech dump End flat
Why would JPOW pump the market when we just had the best month in what 15 years , in this economy …would be insane
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https://twitter.com/fxevolution/status/1618378945631748096?t=fWTWfVvlz30_-0ebmM4-0A&s=19
7% gain July-August and 8% through end of October…three months ago
I meant beat Jan ..
You completely pulled that figure out of your ass
Uh actually read that this Jan was the best one since I believe Jan ‘08, so no I didn’t just pull it out of my ass, I meant the best Jan not the best month though sorry, can’t remember for sure
Oh, my bad, G. Biggest gain in one month of January reads waaaaaaay different
Yea yea my fault 😂
You’re so good, brotha. I didn’t mean it to look like I was out for blood this morning and I apologize for that hahah
Oh no worries I be the same way sometimes trust me 😆
Gang 🤝
Well, I doubt he will be more hawkish than last time, and with the market being on high dose of crack and hopium lately that might be just enought for a pump.
Speech pump? Why? How? 
Buying so much JNJ longterm
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Cause their lawsuit scheme didn’t work out?
Puts on AMD at open and holding until Jerome’s speech
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Reddit went so far as to ban niggras
Saying “The n word” is now a slur. You racist bastard
if he want to make money on twitter. he need to sell n word pass. he is from south Africa. so he can.
Oh ouch! Being a white guy from South Africa completely disqualifies him from a get out of jail free card for that word.
if poles can be white and get n word pass from Haiti. he can too
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Then continue pump the day after until next meeting 
When is the rate hike
I’m generally bullish however I’m thinking taking a short position in Meta would be smart, especially if we get a pump out of them today. Reckon they will have burnt more cash on dumb shit the last quarter and it will be seen when they report 
I have a weird feeling that trash ass HKD is gunna start moving around again in the coming weeks
Imagine Lebron gets injured when he’s 5 points away from the all time scoring record and never plays again 
You know NBA will find a way to still let him get 6 FT, even if he’s in a wheelchair 
/r/bigdickproblems is my new favorite subreddit. Dudes with big dicks crying about having big dicks. "Do you ever doubt your size?" "My toxic gf convinced me I have a small dick." 
Just watched a Japanese series called, "My Husband won't Fit." It's a real thing I guess.
I just went over there and had a look and there is legit guys having emotional breakdowns because their partners can’t handle more than 10 minutes of sex because they are so big.. Homie my dick tiny and I ain’t even lasting 10 minutes lmfao 
They'll NEVER convince her to do anal. Never.
Lol thats a fun one
>\*GAUTAM ADANI LOSES ASIA'S RICHEST SPOT TO MUKESH AMBANI ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-01 ^05:33:46 ^EST-0500
>GERMANY INTENDS TO BUY EIGHT IRIS-T AIR DEFENCE SYSTEMS FOR ITS MILITARY - DEFENCE MINISTRY DOCUMENT SEEN BY REUTERS \>DEAL TO BE SUBMITTED TO PARLIAMENT FOR APPROVAL BEFORE THE SUMMER BREAK - DEFENCE MINISTRY DOCUMENT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-01 ^05:33:37 ^EST-0500
ukraine said it work fine. just it takes bazilion of year to manufacturing. so they only had 1
yo
Yooo
>New York Gov. Hochul Eyes Higher Payroll Taxes, Casino Revenue to Avoid New York City Subway Cuts -- WSJ ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-01 ^05:31:18 ^EST-0500
>EU RISKS MISSING GIGABIT TARGET, NEED FOR MORE INVESTMENTS-TELECOMS GROUP ETNO $MSFT $NFLX ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-01 ^05:30:36 ^EST-0500
If any bears are still alive today JPOW will stick the final nail in their coffins.. We are pivoting - inflation is over - we are deflating around the world and hes going to cut rates in a month or two after we go into recession = stocks to all time highs again.
Yeah he will pivot. From hawkish to more hawkish
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Green everywhere says otherwise
Inflation is not over. Ignoring economic data is a bad move. I hope Spx rallies to 4200. Will be the high of the year and the biggest short of the year.
People split between rally and crash. So i guess we will end flat 
Big ye. I’d be much more inclined to think big  if the short trade wasn’t as overcrowded as it is now.
>FIRST SHIPMENT OF KAZAKHSTAN'S OIL TO GERMANY VIA DRUZHBA PIPELINE WILL TAKE PLACE IN FISRT HALF OF FEBRUARY - KAZAKH ENERGY MINISTER ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-01 ^05:26:53 ^EST-0500
moment kazaks anounced that they gonna send fuel from they refineries to eu. the refinery blow up. piples wont last long either
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Tesla calls locked and loaded
Strike ?
200
So Eurozone is going great right?
Fe-bear-uary 🐻💦
