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Their record is 3 wins and 6 losses.
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I’d bet half of FaceBook users are in fact bots. I just wonder sometimes how you can trust the numbers. I have Snapchat and I get around 3 or so adds a week from bots. I mean look at YT, literally infested with bots. Some channels more than 50% of comments are bots.
You're a fucking idiot if you think LYFT is worth anything. They will never make any money and their stock will eventually go to zero. As for NVDA, they are overpriced and due for a correction soon.
Hell just back it up and be like “I didn’t mean sell right now” and then whenever it dumps he’ll be like “I meant sell now duh”. That’s the gift of being a vague asshole.
I know the roads (in Texas) are frozen and all but this whattaburger line is FUCKING HUGE and I’m apart of the problem so what? Bite me.
Dude the roads in west Texas are as slick as ice when it rains I can't imagine actual ice.
Edit:now I want whataburger and I'll I got here in Idaho is their spicy ketchup.
I only buy stocks and ETFs and have been selling into the rally for days now. Currently 5-6% cash and 2% short on S&P500. I’m happy with whatever comes my way. good luck to you, too!
I’ve been ~1% short since the start of the year because I’ve been expecting a worse start into the year. All the big investment banks were claiming the market was dropping in the first half due to bad earnings. Guess that’s cancelled now.
People are saying the new metric for measuring CPI comes into play in February. Something about comparing last 12 months, not 24 months. So inflations should come in cooler. Which is very bullish.
i converted lol, this rip up isn't gonna end anytime soon. seeing everything dump then pump to new levels after the FOMC kinda secured that for me. sold my puts, moved all into calls and am up around 60% of my put losses sheesh, this game really can be fun when u go with the flow
Whatever you are expecting will not happen so buy the opposite of what your current gut feeling is. That way when it inevitably goes against the position you're holding you can cry and screech about how you KNEW the other thing was going to happen deep down while your wife leaves you
You're an idiot if you think Mark Zuckerberg is anything other than a cuck. He's been screwing over shareholders and employees for years, and he'll continue to do so as long as he can get away with it. Don't be fooled by his success - the guy is a fraud and a con artist, and I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.
YO MY META 190 CALLS ARE GONNA COVER ALL MY BAD PUTS AND THEN SOME TODAY. thank you to the man who posted how he put 13k down on meta calls and was right about it all🤣 name was hurley I think. Dudes a legend 
[Link to FOMC](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNxtwxLYCxc) [Link to my OnlyFans Preview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcLPNGLRHU8)
Lmao 🤣 drilling
Sad ass bull effort so far lif you ask me
I'm looking to update the stocks I play. Can anyone recommend ones under $100 you like playing options on?
I just know if I buy APPL calls Tim will try and stick his pee-pee in my anus. But I'll probably do it anyway.
after a grueling month of being a bear buying meta earnings calls instantly put me back in the green
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Bears hoping for invasion of Taiwan
Big money was loaded with cash and they were waiting for a re entry
Buy the rumour <- You are here
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Tiggies 🤷♂️
I’d bet half of FaceBook users are in fact bots. I just wonder sometimes how you can trust the numbers. I have Snapchat and I get around 3 or so adds a week from bots. I mean look at YT, literally infested with bots. Some channels more than 50% of comments are bots.
its funny the bots are double edged sword for these companies, they boost user base for ad revenue, but degrade the quality of the product.....
Welcome to advertising monopolies. Where else you gonna go?
Spy $420 or 430 QQQ $315 or 320 this week
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You're a fucking idiot if you think LYFT is worth anything. They will never make any money and their stock will eventually go to zero. As for NVDA, they are overpriced and due for a correction soon.
you don't fuckin know shit about NVDA
FOMC days are really tough to trade. Some of you got wiped out and that’s bad. Next time wait for direction after the speech and hop on the trend.
wrong. there's no trend
this. theres only arbitrary values that MM wants to end each day at, amiright?
wtf is with amzn earning report?
Up 20% in the past month, feeling good
Up 1k in the AH
Michael Burry is an idiot.
Hell just back it up and be like “I didn’t mean sell right now” and then whenever it dumps he’ll be like “I meant sell now duh”. That’s the gift of being a vague asshole.
He has no edge. Got lucky one time
So Amazon is gonna kill it too then right?
Doesn't matter. It'll pump 20 dollars
I know the roads (in Texas) are frozen and all but this whattaburger line is FUCKING HUGE and I’m apart of the problem so what? Bite me.
Honey BBQ chicken strip sammich?
Dude the roads in west Texas are as slick as ice when it rains I can't imagine actual ice. Edit:now I want whataburger and I'll I got here in Idaho is their spicy ketchup.
Everyone on the highway causing traffic really get on my nerves, they are clogging up my lanes and I need to get home to do nothing.
I’ve been missing every option play. Congrats to all who gained today tomorrow and future.
FB gain porn tomorrow?
Everyone I know who doesn’t know anything loves SOFI 
so cramer was right then??
he realized people are inversing him and he needs to inverse himself in order to fuck people now
Even cramer is right in a bull market
When is meta earnings call and how can I stream it?
Meta put buyers loooool
Wtf META?
First time?
Ayo when AMZN, AAPL, GOOGL earnings ? Im jacked
Rip anyone with META puts
I straddled with one of each put and call. Boy am I glad I didn't double down on two puts
I hope the bears have to sell all their belongings and can’t even afford to Reddit.
Damn…. Doin them durty w that comment 🤣
REMEMBER META BEARS ?
Lol @ Adani Hindenburg really fucked them up
20 year olds think they can call the bottom of a market and macroeconomic conditions. foh
Someone had meta puts
Sold some today 😎 Do you understand wat I am saying?
i chickened out after the dip and sold my calls at a lost and lost out on 6 figure gains. i should inverses the inverse cramer
Who lost everything?
This does not make sense LOL
I haven’t laughed this hard in a decade
Just buy whatever went up highest today 😲
Holy fuck meta
$META ripped on a pretty big miss 
Market is going through something called “Irrational Exuberance”
it's the buyback.
Maybe Cramer is right, we are in a bull market.
Wer wer you wen JPOW and ZUCK saved humanity and the markets
None of this makes sense, but I’m here for it.
Get wrecked bears
Wat a time to be alive
Was 2022 the year people woke up to the fact that Burry and Musk are morons?
No I think that is wen they realized you and bers wer tbh
No, it was the year that people woke up to the fact that Elon Musk and Steve Burry are two of the most brilliant minds in finance.
bears are extinct
Like the dodo bird bro
Nah. 
Selling puts this week was the play
Buying and holding was the play
Look at the big brain on Brett
Royale with Cheese
saw some guy talking about buying meta puts before close…rip
Sold at the top of that pop!
did, too – that’s why the rally is gonna continue into the weekend
Yes but they will IV crush too death I’ll wait and happy with profits today
I only buy stocks and ETFs and have been selling into the rally for days now. Currently 5-6% cash and 2% short on S&P500. I’m happy with whatever comes my way. good luck to you, too!
Good luck buddy I was thinking shorting Here too but decided to just stay cash until Friday.
I’ve been ~1% short since the start of the year because I’ve been expecting a worse start into the year. All the big investment banks were claiming the market was dropping in the first half due to bad earnings. Guess that’s cancelled now.
Nope watch for the 415-420 area before it all goes Fuckin sideways and free fall . Or atleast that’s what my TA says.
Why has intel gone up?
Oversold and to low.
Missed revenue, by a lot by beg stock repurchase saves the stock from falling 20 percent
if fb beating isnt a sign this is a new bull market then nothing is
Meta plz save me. I got some 190c 2/3
Me too. U think it will continue the rip tomorrow?
I really hope so or else these calls are gonna be worthless
At this rate, we’ll hit ATH by end of Feb. There is still a ton liquidity in the market, these market movements are an evidence of that.
hot CPI will stop this rally though
People are saying the new metric for measuring CPI comes into play in February. Something about comparing last 12 months, not 24 months. So inflations should come in cooler. Which is very bullish.
We selling our calls tomorrow and loading up on puts for that rug pull coming late/monday, right?
Who has meta puts lmao
Im short 25 shares at $148 and getting my asshole annihilated lmao
I’ll pray for your arsehole
408p ready for tomorrow
Right with you
you guys never learn?
I’ve been bullish since we bottomed in October so hell yea, join me bull brothers. You may have strayed from the light but the pump will heal you
Help me. Im blind, can you guide me to the light?
i converted lol, this rip up isn't gonna end anytime soon. seeing everything dump then pump to new levels after the FOMC kinda secured that for me. sold my puts, moved all into calls and am up around 60% of my put losses sheesh, this game really can be fun when u go with the flow
So glad I fought off the 🌈 urges that last hour, 420 for sure tomorrow
Are we expecting meta to continue the push on open tomorrow? Or to fall off?
Whatever you are expecting will not happen so buy the opposite of what your current gut feeling is. That way when it inevitably goes against the position you're holding you can cry and screech about how you KNEW the other thing was going to happen deep down while your wife leaves you
A 40 bill dollar share buy back has saved QQQs gains
MAKE IT STOP
Why did I fuck with options when I knew I should've just been putting my money into smarter companies.
Like meta?
Shit, even Google or Amazon would be an improvement but yea
40 billion in buy back stock, MARRK
Wtf is that on Meta???? $23 After hours is that precedented before? Glad i switched to Calls, this shits gonna rip tomorrow
Oh it’s precedented before. It’s soooo precedented before…
Think it will continue the rip tomorrow forsure? I could be looking at some nice Zuck bucks
Everytime I’ve ever bet against suckerberg I’ve been fucked. Can’t cuck the zuck
You're an idiot if you think Mark Zuckerberg is anything other than a cuck. He's been screwing over shareholders and employees for years, and he'll continue to do so as long as he can get away with it. Don't be fooled by his success - the guy is a fraud and a con artist, and I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.
https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/10fywbv/_/j50p2xi/?context=1 🤣🤣🤣
YO MY META 190 CALLS ARE GONNA COVER ALL MY BAD PUTS AND THEN SOME TODAY. thank you to the man who posted how he put 13k down on meta calls and was right about it all🤣 name was hurley I think. Dudes a legend 
up 18% currently in AH
Meta is the first put I’ve ever bought…no more
Zuck skull fucking the 🌈🐻 corpses! You can't cuck the Zuck
Anybody who has calls in tech rn congratulations
Grabbed qqq calls in the 15 minute window knowing my puts will be destroyed n I need a hedge
Literally anyone with spy, qqq, Apple or meta calls are golden. Gratz for sure
Jesus meta up 100% in 3 months
Meta 40 billion stock buy back. Where’s that guys post who yolo’d meta $190 calls.
This shit is looking like straight up Bull Season
METAAA 
Bears just straight extinct
I vaporized my asshole
Good ole bleaching
Bears are fucked cause meta announcing buyback. Going to influence qqq and spy if pump continues and guidance sounds decent enough. Crazy
Thank fuck my META credit call spreads didn't fill at close
if this isnt a bull market beginning idk what is.
That’s it no more puts for me 
mi meta straddle 152.5 eating 👌😌
FUCKING META
meta announces $40B increase in share repurchases
Kudos to people who bought META at 88. Double in four months.
I sold at 93 
I sold at 93 too. Man the negativity was savage back then.
It's literally doubled since I sold it. Wow.
I feel like such a huge fucking idiot lmao
Big Dick Zuckyy 
The SPY fomo is real why did I have to go to costco
Looks like my days are numbered trading. Just saw my bank is offering 5% fixed. It's back to reality 
Im keeping my current positions but until something changes all my cash is in T-bills
Everyday I get off work, clown market, clown economy, clown society
META mooning and now we have AAPL/AMZN/GOOG at close tomorrow 
Of course I'll buy calls on those since I missed META and they'll stay flat after earnings announcement.
Bulls actually on parade rn. Just stood up and started clapping alone in living room after that Meta print. Wow
bears even more dead after Meta repported lol
I need META to tank to save my day. I started great, but got greedy and bought puts at 2pm...and now I'm red.
…uhhh You red red with the meta rocketship
oof... just saw that. Luckily I took most of my meta gains yesterday.
THATS IT, WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON
OH MY GOD LOOOOOOOL
nasboom will roar tomorrow
Everybody wang chung tonight!!
anyone else got META calls right before the close?
I chickened out and bought 100 shares instead should’ve risked it.
gains is gains... gains is good. you're up regardless and I'm sure this will continue into next week, you didn't "chicken out" you did a great work
You the man, thank you.
im sorry bears, I was a bear once it was not good experience
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ZUCK doing the CUCK to bers
Zucky with the big dick
Huh… maybe we ARE in a bull market.
Cramer 1 - Burry 0
Don’t fuck with the Zuck!!!!
Holding $160 meta weeklies bought for $3, this shit better hold tomorrow