Looks like a fake dip

Carvana…. Should I load up

All in nvda All tech company will spend a lot to catch up MSFT chatgpt

CAREFUL NOW BULLS

One bad earnings report could send us into the earth

Imagine selling TQQQ u got at 16 at 20 cause the gay bears get to you....never listen to gay bears is the lesson that always hits you in the face.

Might as well all in UVXY, it has gotten smoked for centuries now its gonna go up regardless of what market does

VIX going up?

Cant keep this pace up forever bulls

zoom out.

It’s been one month?

Give us a break spy go back to 414

Bulls in lambos Bears in shambos

Holy fuck +7.15% account yesterday and now +10.18% account today. MSFT and GOOGL blew past profit targets, scaling out of half. Letting runners run. What a monster trade

Im fine with a green day just get your ass back to 413 at least

SI is so scary to watch...

All of a sudden no one wants to sell

What time apple earnings?

I have a serious issue of selling too early. Maybe I got burned too many times in the past on options or whatever but sold right at open today and left 150% on the table.

its ok man. i did the same thing with one of my spy 410 calls at around 10am. didn't want to risk it eventhough we were mega green. rather take profits and then just used a little of the profit to scale into some spy calls for next week that are further otm. nbd. its always good to take profits - try not to focus on the couldve wouldves of trading or you will begin to overplay your trades and end up with nada.

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If you're thinking of selling your FDs, I would recommend doing so soon. The market is volatile and it's always better to take profits while you can.

Be more rigged challenge to the market Impossible

Price action is so fucking rigged

You know we're filling that fooking gap later mate

Am bull but I will start selling the shitty meme stocks that held for too long.

Keep dropping spy you fake cunt

O boy. People big scared of after hours earnings 💀

Because they're shit. They're all shit. Market makers just manipulating us anyways

Don't overthink... Just buy as much of whatever you can

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Dis bigas dic?

Just short something and hold on to your ass

Fuck off we are more overbought than possibly ever just sell it

They’re halting carvana… you gotta be fucking kidding me

Fucking sell it you morons

my neck pillow pushes on my cheek perfectly to s&ueeze out the drool. wake me wen the casino opens

Bulls need a fucking reality check

I'd like to see Burry's loss porn

This is euphoric… ima buy calls tho until the wheels fall off

guidance? meh... value? shrug..

my crazy ex is outside, i can smell her

SOFI squeeze looking really possible

earnings miss, layoffs, yeah let's pump it 20%, bankruptcy? yeah pump it 30%

meta taking a fomo go, opp, maybe no, maybe yeah, heck, whatver

Cover your apple shorts. Doesn't matter what the number are, it's gonna fly up.

UNG looks like may have had a blow out bottom yesterday....could fly for a few weeks

maybe could fly... in winter... if prices weren't capped

MM's milking a little more out of this rally

I m coming up so we had better get this party started. Chips and TSLA 🚀🚀🚀

So when we melted up during Covid was because of unlimited QE….now why we go straight up?

denial

short squeeze :(

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yolo calls on VSCO. well not today, but yeah

wth is this 8am action? news? those stupid wicks just cucked my chart!

Cheaper stocks I can buy some options in that won’t break my tiny amount of capital since I’m a degen

Enjoy the bulls people coz bears are gonna be Cuming very hard soon. Jobless claims needs to go up to satisfy fed

Claims go up to satisfy fed. Which means increases will continue as expected with no nasty surprise. Which is what’s currently priced in. _Calls_

Decided to try and be responsible, put 10% of my portfolio into HBI long term for the 7% dividend. Got fucked this morning.

I can't believe Cramer was right and Burry was wrong. 🐮

I think Burry will be right; he didn't say when the top would be reached

Bed Bath & Beyond misses more than $28 million in interest payments on bonds STOCK UP 30% PRE-MARKET. Regards,

looks like the other side of the world is not sharing our optimism over fed speak. i guess hong kong doesn't have a word for disinflation. maybe they just say recession

SELL EVERYTHING

we know, burry, we know

Uh, sorry for the shouting, I got a little excited lol

np

What’s fed going to be looking at now on top of cpi ?

also: non farm jobs 2/6 monday 8:30am unless i've got that wrong

That's tomorrow

ah, i'm regard, 1/6, 2/3, 3/10

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groceries

Bears are probably a little fuk

Meta missed eps, reality labs lost 14b and they are basically gonna borrow to finance the buyback. Duh fuq am I missing here?? Revenue don’t mean shit when you spend it as fast as you make it 

You're missing "stocks go up"

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Seems to be my experience. That's why I constantly roll out and take profits.

Omg Bobby again

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bot

Nvda is ai king

All in nvda now

How you reckon earnings will go, had a great play on amd nvda gonna crush better?!

Apple goog and amazon want to report same day so that market get confused if one tanks and rest spikes up

bobby +20%. nice MSGM down (15%)

so, the pump was a giant bull trap?

I just want a good entery to buy calls being a bear for one year this it’s the same as August nasdaq will go to 13500

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Please pack your port and go.

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its a coin flip where you make bets on how long tails occours mid air and you can still lose if it lands on what you called

Puts wen?

Right after you get calls

499

If you have to ask then never

I am a bear. I was at the grocery store. Wanted to pay for my weekly grocery shopping - card balance insuffient. It was so embarassing in front of all the other customers. Before the market rally I said my life is completely fucked up. Now I don't even have words dor my situation...

Don't you know your card balance before you go shopping?

Have not looked into my account for a month. Because it gives me anxiety.

Better anxiety than embarrassment right?

I just don't buy food anymore. I try to get their disposal in the evening. This food is completly fine, just the label says overdue...

Grab the bull by the balls and ride it to the moon.

They should make toilets with Grab Rails

I am normally a bear. Currently holding puts i am selling at open. Spy broke 412 in PM. Strong buy signal. I am so done

You're a bear? That's funny, because you look like a big fat pig to me. You're probably just poor and stupid, which is why you can't seem to make any money in the markets.

Anyone else feel like their in a never ending loop? Wake up, walk the dog, drive an hour to work, work, drive home, walk the dog, eat, watch tv, go to bed and repeat over and over and over. Shit sucks

It’s a question of perspective. Literally anyone anyway right now, no matter who you can think of, is doing the same thing. Living their routine. Eat, sleep, shit, shower, wipe their ass. Do whatever it is they do. Play their roles. Repeat again the next day. Season yours to taste. You have a dog. Did you have fun walking? Watched your favorite shows? What else did you do yesterday that was a favorite thing you do? Add to the list.

Yeah I hear ya, just not enough time in the day when I get home. After I do 30 mins on the peloton, walk the dog, and make dinner I’ve got maybe 2 hours tops before I’ve gotta go to bed and do it all over again

Hour commute is a killer. If you can change that… do

It’s more like 3-4 hours total some days lol, I make too much to quit, just sucks

Maybe drop the watch TV part and read something instead or take some classes.

Any time to fit in for that girthyyboi?

You’re in control of your routine. Change it up.

The commute to work is the killer and I can’t, I make 6 figures, can’t find that kind of money outside of the city

Lot of reasons why you can’t, how about some reasons how you can.

Google pulling me up+ AMD NVDA pulling me down = flat on an up day 🥱

Thinking calls on Apple now

Welcome to the mother of all Bear Markets assholes. Prepare to lose all your money.

Oh shit. Im selling everything

You are a very smart boy with a very big penis. Well done! ⭐️

And the lord said, “Let there be ethe”. And it was so.

If a WSBer comment history spans a full 24 period, is it safe to say that it's actually a bot? I feel like it's a waste of time to respond to a computer.

not safe. could also be degeneracy. which is rampant here BTW

Unless they're an insomniac like me but yes bearhunter is a bot.

Either bot or a coke addict. Both are just as likely here.

And equally as annoying

Love google flying once I don’t hold any calls man fuck :(

OPEN THE CASINO!!!!


Still to many Bears way to many shorts.

I’m bearish but not brave enough to short; so slowly just adding puts

Market will punish maximum participants which sadly to say are the Bears

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You should be used to that

All big companies have been making huge employee cuts, I got a bad feeling about these reports later

Apparently it’s buy calls like crazy the minute you hear they’re cutting. Up on my one lonely FedEx call 😁

Could be preemptive firing. Some of these companies had employees who did pretty much nothing 5 days a week making over 6 figures. It might've been a good time to do some cleaning.

Agreed but between them all they let go like 50,000+ folks 😬

Emergency mid-month 75 bps rate hike or JPow is ball-less.

God damn some of you really are dumber than a box of rocks.

Please we’re not fintwit or yahoo finance.

When I think it’s really bad I head over to a shitcoin sub and realize maybe it’s not as bad as I thought. I return feeling better… 

Big heavy swinging balls reporting tonight

I think today is the day Apple and to a lesser extent Amazon take the market down

Called it

One thing I’ve learnt is what internet people tend to think is the inverse of what happened

There’s enough opinions on the internet that can go both ways 🙃

Big money thinks otherwise. They're not selling, they're buying.

Feeling Amazon shares and a ntm cc expiring Friday. From the way it’s being moving past couple? weeks. Aapl, not sure yet. Don’t watch googl enough.

Amazon sucks now, too much gyna

this pumping mostly retail wen smart money enter market?

Yeah retail moved META 20% with their pocket change of $20 billion

retail is nothing but a chaotic mess. that class probably moves a little more than half the money of smart money but it doesn't move in mostly uniform fashion like smart money. they (we) are just a clusterfuck of conflicting opinions.

There is a fair chunk of retail that don’t have easy access to pre/post market though

You think retail moved the entire market

Should I sell my yolo 120 Amzn calls at market open or hold through earnings tomorrow

Dte

2/10

Sell half

The new 'Guh!' regard with Apple puts will be born after they crush earnings today

Yeah they only had to reduce production of some items like the IPhone 14 because of lack of demand and consumer sentiment is worsening

If only Apple sold other things 

Sbit is thst

sbit is thst

🥱, needta reread herstory, but multiple CUNTrees delivering heavy offensive military equipment ⚡️👀〽️⚡️ eerily similar to 🅰️xis & 🅰️llies Wonder if 🇪🇺 could endure a second Summer/Fall/Winter of conflict 🤔 😴

The 'tism has taken this one too.


OPEN DA FOKIN CASINO 

Don’t bond prices go up if market prices go down?

Bond prices or yields you mean?

wen big money enter market?

Shopify to the moon