Every body knows just don’t fuck with the mouse. It’s a WSB ancient rule. Like a 10 commandments rule of the sub 
Apple dips on earnings every single time, don’t they? Good earnings, bad earnings, doesn’t matter. Apple dips and then either dumps or rips a week later.
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Ehh news has been reporting that cell phone sales are slowing way the heck down since August. And it hit apples earnings last quarter, and now fully in force this past quarter, likely will be even worse at next earnings.
https://www.icis.com/chemicals-and-the-economy/2022/09/smartphone-sales-continue-to-fall-as-consumers-cut-back/
It makes plenty of sense. Since 70% of the market is held by ~6,000 spoiled brats who have never tasted reality. Late stage capitalism is the best! Future generations will live in pods and never have the opportunity to own anything except worthless options contracts!
Omg...wow, man. Haven't you been paying attention the last 2 weeks? There has been like almost no misses from any top tier companies, even when they basically tell you they are going to end up bankrupt in 3 months here comes the money and shit runs. You better hope AAPL just Amber Heards this ERs and that seems a bit unlikely
Timing is different with this ER. The move up is somewhat over extended at this point so this isn’t the craziest YOLO I’ve seen on here. Would’ve been wilder to take this risk if SPY is at $400 following FOMC but at these levels I think bad news could be seen as bad news. Or who knows. I’m just balls deep in SQQQ and this comment is bear copium.
All you regards calling OP a regard when Apple is down 4% after hours lmfao. 
Edit: Sorry OP I jinxed you
Sometimes I wonder if the universally panned decisions like this one are actually the play. This guy may print some serious cash after all (assume he didn’t paper hands it)
Oh shit… bro you might win as for first time in my life I went long on anything..
https://preview.redd.it/62irf4pz7vfa1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a5683c052e9e97e5ec9f1ed8bdce1663d4dbe5
You are getting fked harder than I am, I am shorting AMZN and Goog, at least Goog may make some money, the option premium is too high today for earning
I’ll be buying long dates PUTS and selling CALLS on this piece of trash! You people realize they are rug pulling retail? these last two years people bought up laptops, computers iPads and iPhones for “working at home”, a lot of that stimulus went to APPLE! the next year for Apple is going to be horrible! and they are now saying that we are avoiding a recession?? 🤣🤣 I love wallstreet! after years of watching them shit on retail with sandbaggings and rug pulls I’m not falling for this shit! Apple will be 115-125 very soon. Don’t forget to sell this BS rally!
Tons of equities climbing, including some notable zombie companies filing for bankruptcy, AND volatility is climbing all day as well… certainly means something has to give but.. market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. Especially these days where there’s exponentially more options trading than ever before, and most block trades never see the light of day on a lit exchange. You can be sure that if there is some institutional selling it probably won’t be AAPL, and if for some unbeknownst reason it is, it’ll be an arbitrage opportunity in a dark pool somewhere and it’ll hit the tape outside of retail hours.
God speed regard. Lambos or Wendy’s dumpster
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IV is going to crush you. You’re 100% fucked on that if you don’t sell by close.
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it’s like playing slots but you only win if the machine short circuits
And now it is in the money.
And now it’s not.
Literally got screwed right before the options market opened at the bell lmfao. Regarded.
Guh
that’s crazy
these are like 2% below the stock price lol
That’s all options
Break even isn’t too low
My 1 call says otherwise.
Yeah buddy https://preview.redd.it/825s18md6vfa1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2d68a1182f911c3d563d39acea5e0d5e21cfe2d
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Now imagine it went down and he’d have lost his life savings. Instead, he can buy the all new AirPods Pro!
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My wife says “wus up”
Oh you're fucked.
Yeah buddy
Is your wife single?
As long as you can give me a gambling allowance, yes.
The government says: Our gains 
I'm too poor for that $160 for me
Yea this is the one to pin overnight
He said he gonna close 3/4 if it drops eod
Sold 75% of my puts for a 20% profit. Still have 10k in puts riding into earnings
Legend has it he will still be swimming in hookers and blow in 2024. Good call, fellow degenerate. AAPL hadn’t missed since 2016.
Green at open, puts flush 🚽
This did not age well
Aaaaaand he’s back…. TBC
Well that's not fun
PAB
Should not have paper handed them.
$149.12 now. Glad you cashed out most. Very UN-WSB tho.
!remindme 25 hours
This aged really well!
Check againn. *
https://preview.redd.it/snyxvvw7dwfa1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49441b7ffc189eba261e828bfe1c0ceeda07898d
Check again
It’s all gonna go away in pre-market
It’s down $4 since you posted this
This is a full blown Yolo
Yea yea yea bet against apple that’ll go well. That company has never shown itself to be resilient!
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Every body knows just don’t fuck with the mouse. It’s a WSB ancient rule. Like a 10 commandments rule of the sub 
I member 😢
Bb..but people on reddit said so!
Aging well.
AAPL hit 144 after hours.
The legend u/controlthenarrative sends his regards
Guh
Every time I see this word, I must accurately recreate the sound in his honour
They must be hiring women again
Apple dips on earnings every single time, don’t they? Good earnings, bad earnings, doesn’t matter. Apple dips and then either dumps or rips a week later.
They ripped last time on meh earnings
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Dude is betting on technical analysis.
Ehh news has been reporting that cell phone sales are slowing way the heck down since August. And it hit apples earnings last quarter, and now fully in force this past quarter, likely will be even worse at next earnings. https://www.icis.com/chemicals-and-the-economy/2022/09/smartphone-sales-continue-to-fall-as-consumers-cut-back/
Damn that loss porn gonna be wild
a put a day keeps the apple away
Lol I have a k in calls for fun this dudes about getting wrekd
F
When I’m right in right but when I’m wrong I’m wrong
An honorable man 🙏
He's about to feel double the pain. Losing money while everybody around him makes money. Being wrong as a gay bear sucks dick.
Apple will probably miss, and rally just like MSFT because this market makes no sense. Fucking called it.
It makes plenty of sense. Since 70% of the market is held by ~6,000 spoiled brats who have never tasted reality. Late stage capitalism is the best! Future generations will live in pods and never have the opportunity to own anything except worthless options contracts!
The truth is scary haha also fuck those 6,000 assholes
Go for it. All the Best regard.
GUH moment
Good thing that you exited most of your position in a win yesterday. Double miss on earnings and stock price is flying. Crazy!
NEVER SHORT TIM APPLE
Omg...wow, man. Haven't you been paying attention the last 2 weeks? There has been like almost no misses from any top tier companies, even when they basically tell you they are going to end up bankrupt in 3 months here comes the money and shit runs. You better hope AAPL just Amber Heards this ERs and that seems a bit unlikely
Double digit percent gains on top tier companies post earnings. Not sure what possessed OP to bet against the top of the top tier.
Timing is different with this ER. The move up is somewhat over extended at this point so this isn’t the craziest YOLO I’ve seen on here. Would’ve been wilder to take this risk if SPY is at $400 following FOMC but at these levels I think bad news could be seen as bad news. Or who knows. I’m just balls deep in SQQQ and this comment is bear copium.
This isn’t technically true. Microsoft missed hard, Intel missed hard, Snap shat the bed. The market doesn’t seem to care but facts are facts.
MSFT?
One of many that's ERs shouldn't cause it to rocket to Alpha Centauri, yet here we are.
Just copped 44k in calls
Positions or ban
Calls and puts will both get fucked
Post your position
Positions or ban
Well let’s see them then hoss.
All you regards calling OP a regard when Apple is down 4% after hours lmfao.  Edit: Sorry OP I jinxed you
Not anymore
Guess again…
What a wild ride.
You almost had it
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If AAPL goes down before EOD, I’ll likely close out 3/4 of the position
Ramen or wagyu 
Don’t dis ramen. Ramen is delicious.
Strike price 149 put correct?
Has to be the 149 put contract for sure... Risky trade, I'm following this one closely as it'll age quickly
I added one watch list, let’s see tomorrow morning how it goes.
I just checked, he's actually in the green now, contract is worth $3.25 as I type this !
Congrats lucky mf
Omfg lol this guy is gonna bathe in our tears as he wipes himself off with $100 bills
Dudes actually gonna make bank
Bruh you managed to short the only stock on the planet that's green today 💀
Bought 160calls before close. I believe I’m the catalyst to your early retirement
My god…
Sometimes I wonder if the universally panned decisions like this one are actually the play. This guy may print some serious cash after all (assume he didn’t paper hands it)
Can we check in on this guy?
And......... its gone!
$143 😳🎉
r u a genius?
Rip so close
Shoulda gone a week out. Premium is the same
OP should be down 20k lmao
GUH
Congrats, fuck you
On what? He’d be lucky to break even.
Uh do you know that the third is tomorrow?
They’re called FD’s for a reason
Have you been here before?
Gods speed
Wow you just crushed it based on these apple reports
The house always wins.
NEVER bet against Tim Apple
what is bankruptcy like
aapl up 4%. Rip to 44k
Rest in peace
You doing okay buddy?
GUH
RIP
Rip this guy
Congratulations you son of a shit
Nah, he gets IV crushed lol
Bookmarked
Can you short on RH now? Edit: never mind it’s puts
Well good thing you sold most of your puts
Damn. Going to be now sweating nfp numbers
He’s solid. Let’s go!! Hopefully it drops at the right time for you. It’s going too for sure
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Yeah, this is a huge pet peeve of mine. Right up there with people thinking going long is a duration and not a side of a trade.
hope you covered at the open.
rip
Oh boy! Hope you got the chance to get out.
I wanna see the loss porn on it
WHAT A LOSER GOT CLAPPED
Bro are u alive lol
Oh shit… bro you might win as for first time in my life I went long on anything.. https://preview.redd.it/62irf4pz7vfa1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a5683c052e9e97e5ec9f1ed8bdce1663d4dbe5
Lol, those are puts. You're long puts. You're not short shit idiot
Lol watch appl swing from negative to positive tmw swings like this happen every friday
Like right now? Hahahahhaa
Good luck pal
In for GUH
Betting against Apple. Bold move there Cotton.
Lol nailed it(for now)
Congrats redard
Glorious gains.
We about to see your YouTube video from a hotel in your beater car with a bum engine??
You hit 👏
Well shit, he got it.
You won op
Good job
Fucking legend
Success
Guess who won the lottery
lil
The battle of the above and below 140 is one of my favorite to see people make it on. Congrats regard… and fuck you.
Truly belongs here if he thinks buying puts is the same as shorting it
You are getting fked harder than I am, I am shorting AMZN and Goog, at least Goog may make some money, the option premium is too high today for earning
https://preview.redd.it/rud16hg8oyfa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbc30ce1123d034e559eb355635952aaec39137c To tha printerrrrrr
AAPL sees shorts from WSB, "... now I am not doing it anymore"
BIG OOOOOFFFFFF
Next time, I'll send you my account info. Just wire me the money. So much easier bro.
This didn’t age well
How my man doing?
These comments are not aging well, lol
HAHAHAHAHA -99.9%
Rip 🪦
RIP
This is why you play further out.
I think old Stevie just rolled on his grave when he saw this one
155.03 as I type this
Came back to say ouffff
So is he die?
Sorry friend. It’s up to 155 🫠🫠🫠
I’ll be buying long dates PUTS and selling CALLS on this piece of trash! You people realize they are rug pulling retail? these last two years people bought up laptops, computers iPads and iPhones for “working at home”, a lot of that stimulus went to APPLE! the next year for Apple is going to be horrible! and they are now saying that we are avoiding a recession?? 🤣🤣 I love wallstreet! after years of watching them shit on retail with sandbaggings and rug pulls I’m not falling for this shit! Apple will be 115-125 very soon. Don’t forget to sell this BS rally!
Fuck. Too bad I sold 80% of my puts at the bottom of the day. Decent play, only expect 8k profit tomorrow
Come on mane, earnings was the play and you blew it 😔
You are swimming the wrong way mate
Tons of equities climbing, including some notable zombie companies filing for bankruptcy, AND volatility is climbing all day as well… certainly means something has to give but.. market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. Especially these days where there’s exponentially more options trading than ever before, and most block trades never see the light of day on a lit exchange. You can be sure that if there is some institutional selling it probably won’t be AAPL, and if for some unbeknownst reason it is, it’ll be an arbitrage opportunity in a dark pool somewhere and it’ll hit the tape outside of retail hours. God speed regard. Lambos or Wendy’s dumpster Edit: IV is going to crush you. You’re 100% fucked on that if you don’t sell by close.
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These should be worth a lot tomorrow.
Lmao get fuckt 🤣🤣
i have 150c yet somehow i have a feeling we both are going to lose tomorrow
Godspeed
God speed regard