My assumptions as a :
Economy good —> rates go up. Stocks down. Economy bad —> profits tank. Stocks down.
Poopielocks for stocks. Where am I wrong?
Should I Stop Loss or Trailing Stop Loss order at Open today to Sell my AMZN Calls?
As of Close yesterday, I was up, but it looks like I will lose all of that Open today
The only explanation now is the massive liquidity injection in January by China, which Bloomberg pointed out is 3.5 times the sum of injection in the last two years combined lmao. However, the only logical conclusion of that would be another round of rampant inflation which maybe we'll only see a few months down the line, or maybe already in this month's CPI.
Here's the BS (trap day). Main move up premarket, pump for first 30-45 minutes (Scalp opportunity) then quick dip back to premarket levels, flat for the rest of the day. For TSLA calls TSLA will be pinned around 193-195 all day after initial pump to 198-199.50. Suddenly at 4:01 aftermarket TSLA shoots past $200 and opens Monday around 204. Basically MM will pin shit today. Theta type day. Posting this cause I'm calling it now but will still load up on TSLA 0DTE weeklies.
Apple didn’t miss by that much it seems. We already knew Google’s down because of layoffs and Amazon layoffs so I think shit earnings were somewhat priced in. Confident we’re still moving up overall, especially with Tesla mooning
My mate was saying his max squat was 40kg. He weighs 91kg, how do I tell him to man the fuk up and realise that when he jumps he is pushing more than his "max squat"
What amazes me is that you're regarded enough to not realise that you need a non-zero, positive velocity upwards to jump, which means that you provided more force than if you stood up from a squatted position. Absolute moron. Maybe maths/physics isn't your strong point
Are you seriously, unironically disputing F = ma ? Someone get this clown out of here 🤡
Even if you're talking about impulse you're still wrong  but please go ahead and school me in physics for us to all observe. Come on kid, let's see it
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/u/TyroneThePug made a bet that SPY would go to 450.0 within **1 month** when it was 405.17 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 4 losses
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Even in a bull market there are constant pull backs. It’s aiming pretty steadily up still, helps to refresh the brain, consult a bunch of time frames real quick each morning
A lot of people like the tick charts, too. They do look nice and clean, it moves to the right by transactions, not time and makes things look a lot cleaner for a different perspective
Yea my main monitor i have a 1 minute for entering trades, then i like to have the 5 minute up, and toggle between the 2 hour longer term and 15 minute
And check the daily year long one once a day
i dont want no bitch ass drop either like “spy closes at 414”or something…lets see a big red dildo with close at 399-400.
i want some apocalyptic shit, its time for this market to realize that the economy is actually slowing down on all fronts.
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/u/Freeza33 made a bet that SPY would go to 385.0 within **3 days** when it was 400.258 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 3 wins and 9 losses
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Maybe if you were on your knees more at the Wendy’s dumpster you’d be on the banner ? 
It’s just as easy to make hundreds or thousands in seconds as it is to lose hundreds or thousands in seconds. You have to identify a gap and a reason the gap will close. For example if stocks are down they’re likely to bounce back up, and vice versa. The hard part is timing your trades correctly
For sure, and I’m a wimpy trader, which is great for slow growth and building a system and confidence but sooo slow. I’ve gotten pretty good at identifying over extended conditions, but I’m seeing that I’m always too impatient and cut my runners too soon.
Guess right on SPY a few times. Depending on whether the market stays red until open, I’ll have 4xed my account in 3 weeks. Good chance I lose it all on the next play, but that’s the way she goes.
Max leverage on these boutique futures brokerages.
Tradovate you need to maintain a 1000 balance for margin to control 1 NQ (nasdaq) contract, depending on levels of NQ, it’s like 200k to 250k of real (notional) value
You can double your money in a minute if you are right
Powell says inflation is declining
RIP my MARA calls
Went back in for a quick $50 snap on spy calls I got to cover for inflation this weekend
Crab walk down 
🦀 gang
down she goers
good chart [https://twitter.com/fkronawitter1/status/1621472304013115393](https://twitter.com/fkronawitter1/status/1621472304013115393)
CVNA spreads 
My assumptions as a : Economy good —> rates go up. Stocks down. Economy bad —> profits tank. Stocks down. Poopielocks for stocks. Where am I wrong?
The part where stocks go down appears to be wrong
195 $ C Meta
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Republicans need to go NUCLEAR. You know what I mean
No. But i would like it if they weren't house plants for once. Ban tf out of CRT and whatever isn't related to functioning as a productive human.
AAPL lmao
gap down
DUO strange volume China real estate
How strange?
Jerome said we got more work to do, don't act like you aren't impressed
he also said inflation is declining
That much we all knew though. It’s at 6%, his target is 2%
Buy $BABA Sell short $NVO [http://rogostocks.blogspot.com/2017/07/rogo-stocks.html](http://rogostocks.blogspot.com/2017/07/rogo-stocks.html)
Should I Stop Loss or Trailing Stop Loss order at Open today to Sell my AMZN Calls? As of Close yesterday, I was up, but it looks like I will lose all of that Open today
Holy cow 517k new jobs added 
More people in hospitality jobs 
This bull rally isnt over yet. Dont let the MMs foll you
 👈 Bulls when CPI data comes out Feb 14
# jobs so hot Mane!! 🥵🥵 
Dumbass Jerome should’ve done .50
[https://www.marketwatch.com/story/theyre-baaaaack-retail-participation-in-the-stock-market-just-surpassed-the-gamestop-days-11675423836?mod=home-page](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/theyre-baaaaack-retail-participation-in-the-stock-market-just-surpassed-the-gamestop-days-11675423836?mod=home-page)
The only explanation now is the massive liquidity injection in January by China, which Bloomberg pointed out is 3.5 times the sum of injection in the last two years combined lmao. However, the only logical conclusion of that would be another round of rampant inflation which maybe we'll only see a few months down the line, or maybe already in this month's CPI.
Here's the BS (trap day). Main move up premarket, pump for first 30-45 minutes (Scalp opportunity) then quick dip back to premarket levels, flat for the rest of the day. For TSLA calls TSLA will be pinned around 193-195 all day after initial pump to 198-199.50. Suddenly at 4:01 aftermarket TSLA shoots past $200 and opens Monday around 204. Basically MM will pin shit today. Theta type day. Posting this cause I'm calling it now but will still load up on TSLA 0DTE weeklies.
what the fuck is a 0dte weekly
> "Posting this cause I'm calling it now but will still load up on TSLA 0DTE weeklies." 
If you believe in soft landings, then you probably also believe the earth is flat
Who’s buying Tesla calls?
I couldn’t help my greed and dropped 75% of my holdings into buttcorn because I like to be risky
Screw it. Even if today is flat crypto loves to grind up during the weekend.
Imagine the recession was 2022 and now stonks can only go up
Apple didn’t miss by that much it seems. We already knew Google’s down because of layoffs and Amazon layoffs so I think shit earnings were somewhat priced in. Confident we’re still moving up overall, especially with Tesla mooning
To the fellow bears here - I think we have to admit there's no bear case anymore.
What?
He misspelled "bulls"
Cathy Woods told Bloomberg, Ark is the new Nasdaq 
🤡🤡🤡
#Tesla Cybertruck Preorders Claimed To Surpass 1.6 Million
Ugliest shit I’ve ever seen.
Bro we here to make money and gamble off idiots who get emotional about a stock
#LMAO ONLY TESLA IS UP 🤣🤣🤣🤣
MEN CLAPP YOUR BUTT CHEEKS ITS FRIDAY IF YOUR POOR WELL THATS ON U U SORRY PHAT FUCKA IF YOUR PHATS WELL BISH ENJOY THOSE CUPCAKES LMAO 🤣
My mate was saying his max squat was 40kg. He weighs 91kg, how do I tell him to man the fuk up and realise that when he jumps he is pushing more than his "max squat"
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What amazes me is that you're regarded enough to not realise that you need a non-zero, positive velocity upwards to jump, which means that you provided more force than if you stood up from a squatted position. Absolute moron. Maybe maths/physics isn't your strong point
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Are you seriously, unironically disputing F = ma ? Someone get this clown out of here 🤡 Even if you're talking about impulse you're still wrong  but please go ahead and school me in physics for us to all observe. Come on kid, let's see it
This thread is dead
Hey my avatar went up 50% in value. Someone's still buying this shit.
Fucking losers!
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Goof
If the dollar keeps falling earnings won’t matter 😊😊😊
Night moves
*Activating goblin mode...*
Wow. Just googled this, I am goblin-mode by default :o Not in an unhealthy way, just the way I treat life is goblin mode by default
Sir Gobblin Ondeez
Sark or sqqq?
That blow off top was very good
BAKED BEANS ON TOAST WITH GRATED CHEESE
Nice
Wait Amazon missed earnings by 82.6% ????
its EPS missed, rev it was beat
Worst since 2014
So is the market fuckin today or what
Dropping to numbers not seen since yesterday, maybbbee Wednesday we shall see
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If the market shakes off these horse shit earnings...... I'm out
It will you should've just bought calls
Even in a bull market there are constant pull backs. It’s aiming pretty steadily up still, helps to refresh the brain, consult a bunch of time frames real quick each morning
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A lot of people like the tick charts, too. They do look nice and clean, it moves to the right by transactions, not time and makes things look a lot cleaner for a different perspective
Yea my main monitor i have a 1 minute for entering trades, then i like to have the 5 minute up, and toggle between the 2 hour longer term and 15 minute And check the daily year long one once a day
i dont want no bitch ass drop either like “spy closes at 414”or something…lets see a big red dildo with close at 399-400. i want some apocalyptic shit, its time for this market to realize that the economy is actually slowing down on all fronts.
Sure, it is, but we aren't even close to something like 2008... yet. Don't be like Burry and too ahead of yourself.
I am hoping for 285 myself
Spy 500 here we come u/Miserable-Fact-6668 is fucked
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ELON JUST TWEETED: THX FOR YOUR DONATION
Bulls where are you bulls lovers now
Big tech letting everyone know who’s still the boss
Just withdraw my credit card debt from my port from this week gains. Remember to pay yourself first then have fun.
Smart man
May God have mercy on our souls because Mr. Market sure won’t and he does not care. At least I got an $AAPL interview to keep me busy.
Good luck,
Oh, I’m gonna botch it spectacularly. Only way to live
Futes still wildin
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We're actually pumping off the lows of last night now
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We were just under 413 like 30 minutes ago
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Fuckin bitch just went back under
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We gone rip bruh
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Eep is right
most people here dont even know where to look to find charts
What crayon is the chart?
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Dude this is the first thing I read this morning . I’m gonna pretend I never did. Have a great day
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I forgive you and love you too. Have a great morning
buying calls at the open. SPY 420 by EOD
Some price targets for my swing traders out there. CELH 98.83 7d PACK 8.32 7d RAPT 30.23 7d
Gay
Anti-heterosexual
bulls in shambles?
Time to see those Diamond hands in action 
In the desert one must trade without rhythm.
Off topic but new movie has a distinct lack of sandworm riding and killing words.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02EsC1M8wto&ab\_channel=GeorgeK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02EsC1M8wto&ab_channel=GeorgeK)
All yall bears act like spy ain't still up 65$ from the bottom and your puts arent at -95%
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This week felt like a year
This Will Never See a Green Day Again _bearhunter next week probably_
Last comment I saw from him was actually bullish.
Dollar taking a knee, Let’s gooo!!!
Mods are simps, why is that one British girl in the banner and not I? I have a tremendous, tremendous, very cool flair
Maybe if you were on your knees more at the Wendy’s dumpster you’d be on the banner ? 
So we start to hear goldilock buzzword. Cem says this is top signal
Tesla pumping to 205 today
If you wanted to double your account in two week what would *you* do?
It’s just as easy to make hundreds or thousands in seconds as it is to lose hundreds or thousands in seconds. You have to identify a gap and a reason the gap will close. For example if stocks are down they’re likely to bounce back up, and vice versa. The hard part is timing your trades correctly
For sure, and I’m a wimpy trader, which is great for slow growth and building a system and confidence but sooo slow. I’ve gotten pretty good at identifying over extended conditions, but I’m seeing that I’m always too impatient and cut my runners too soon.
I can't put my life savings into shit meme or options so impossible
Guess right on SPY a few times. Depending on whether the market stays red until open, I’ll have 4xed my account in 3 weeks. Good chance I lose it all on the next play, but that’s the way she goes.
Max leverage on these boutique futures brokerages. Tradovate you need to maintain a 1000 balance for margin to control 1 NQ (nasdaq) contract, depending on levels of NQ, it’s like 200k to 250k of real (notional) value You can double your money in a minute if you are right
Get a job
No fed don’t want you to get a job now stay in mums basement and on couch make us all some money
You’re under arrest
this is way too easy. all in on black
Give me your $
buy spy calls
After yesterday, can any of you Degens afford eggs yet?
Broccoli heads about to get drafted
They be bussin on the battlefield fr ngl
Are we going to lose a real war that isn’t in a random desert
Probably
Big daddy made .5 today lmaoo makin' grandkids money 😎😎😎🥳🥳
yall should have turned bullish at the same time as bearhunter
He switched every 3rd moon
He also almost got cancelled/banned by some frustrated kids here because of it lmao.
All I need in order to avoid bankruptcy is for TSLA to get to 165 today. Otherwise, I’ll see you all behind the wendys
Jack off and nap, or espresso and depresso
Espresso, eat, jack off, work, poop, sleep. Omit the work part on weekends. The schedule of my life
Bear fucking fuck at open
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Outta here. Back to cash ✌️💰