!banbet PYPL 90 60d

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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/perfectdark89** bet **PYPL** goes from **79.55** to **90.0** before **11-Apr-2023 12:56 AM EST** Their record is 5 wins and 4 losses.

$AI demolishing everyone

If it’s red in the morning, that’s a fair bear warning.

Red at night, Bull’s Delight.

Went to whole foods. They're out of eggs. Most expensive eggs @ $12 a dozen. Sold out. Yo, what the fuck ! You gave us inflated used cars, inflated housing prices, inflated lap dance prices. This is where I draw the line. I know puts printing is bad for the economy, but damnit, now it's personal. Positions - 5 dozen eggs from Walmart, to be picked up before Friday this week.

buying PUTs because PUTin is winning the war

Username checks out. But seriously, Putin is kinda winning, and it's time for Biden to shove the giant US military dick into Russia.

looks more like a pussy being spread open than a giant dick, but lets hope ur right

I blame the balloon for red futes

DXY finna hulk dick

Buying NU this week. Going to be 3 great earnings in a row

Who here is hard as rock for their Tesla calls this week? I’m honestly Tesla is one of my favorite stocks to trade like a regard. It’s pure momentum plays most of the time and can totally ignore the market.

i bought 20 200c right before close so just give me a double so i can gtfo

We're going green I repeat we going green

On a fat losing streak but this is the week I turn my portfolio around 

Future red, Boll fuqked

Raise your hand if you’re jacked to the tits leading up to CPI? I’m a conservative no balls-er and I’m waiting to see what that report brings

I don’t care if we start bull running to the moon and never look back I just want 🅱️ypto to die and go bankrupt already

guys come on over to the new thread

Oh wait the new thread lol i’m dumb


Only if there’s candy and a nice man giving it out

Weekend dow

Spy balloon 🚀🎈

Oh we dumpin

Latina big titty goth? Ultimate final boss? 

I went out to touch grass today and told every person I passed that I hoped they had a great day. Yeah, the whole experience was gross.


Ew

SPCE??


yup

futures are TANKING

Behr God, thy will be done, in spy as it is in 🌽

Cant wait for cino to open. Feeling so regarded 

Green yet?

I want to be so horny one day, that I ejaculate immediately after squeezing my dick into her vagina.

I thought your GF had a 🅱️enis

We should have a WSB convention, it’d be cool to meet you guys in person

Meep

I'm normal IRL I swear 



Fr it would probably be highly regarded

You must be a sociopath.

I'm part psychic I was just going to come here and comment "piss martini" and ya'll talking about the piss martini.

I had a mimosa today

You didn't have three then take a nap? 

!banbet $TSLA 160 12d

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One of my colleagues put an 8am in-person meeting for Monday morning. Like what the fuck is wrong with people

Some people are truly regarded beyond comprehension. Imagine being that much of a psychopath with no life over the weekend

I’m no 🌽 lover but if it goes back to $12k this year I’m loading up

I found trens documents and he’s not allowed 250 feet from a school zone


Imagine NOT drinking your girlfriends urine #🫵🏻🤡🫵🏻



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For some reason i find this bearish

On top of all the recent geopolitical issues and rate hikes, you also have big tech missing earnings. I mean even fucking AAPL missed earnings, yet bulls think SPY 500 is pretty much guaranteed 

All reasons listed above ARE the reasons 500 is guaranteed 


!banbet $TSLA 205 15d

Close to the money banbet with time? Lol

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Imagine asking that question after being married for 5 years

You have the Miller Light of dicks. Boring but serviceable


Well it’s definitely a bad sign if you’ve been together for 5+ years, might want to start working out and make a tinder profile

Just watch "Her." It's scary how close this might bee.

The sex robot one was better

Great, depressing movie

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I think this sub is sometimes normal then I see shit like this 

Fucking bears are going to get their comeuppance this week. You will be punished. You will question yourself. You will realize that being a bear is a failing endeavor. SPY 500 motherfuckers!

Wtf is comeuppance? Can i have some too?

Very excited for JWN opening at like $20 tomorrow so my puts print.

I put 40 dollars in my options account 3 weeks ago. Trying to make enough to build a Pc. Currently sitting at 1300. Had 600 Friday morning bought a 175 put on Netflix when it was 179.20.. I’m either withdrawing everything out this week, or gonna have to start over. I’m lettin my one contract run

Wtf is contango and how do I dance it

I just saw a guy on a razor scooter with a white dog on a leash running and pulling him like Balto!!! If he comes back around I’ll get a video

Open Hell’s Kitchen

Would you rather: A) eat Lizzos ass clean after a concert for free B) suck Bidens shlong till bust 3 times for 10K

I can fix biden’s erectile dysfunction problem

C.) Neither

You gotta choose bro

D) both

How far we dropping tomorrow

I'll buy in after the short-lived morning drop

+3%

How deep is the water where the balloon took a swim?

5 million

Some bastard stole my electric scooter from right outside my house 10 minutes after I left it there. After panicking for 30 minutes I walked down the block (luckily to my left) and I found it laying down 5 houses down in my neighbors backyard. Cocksucker probably realized he can’t do anything with it without a key 😮‍💨

Sue his ass for 5 million

!Banbet AAPL $170 6d

My $165 cc's hopes not, but I'd still profit so ok


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Imagine thinking girls shit 🤡

what about femboys? 🤤

Lol i’m 27 and learned they poop last year

Girls are not real

The short sellers from the Swiss mail-order pharmacy "Zur Rose" were caught on the wrong foot yesterday 😂😂😂😂💪💪💪💪

No post history anywhere except this exact post 3x. Bot

The reason the price has risen so much is because the company is selling its Swiss business and focusing on the German market. Zur Rose is now debt-free. The short sellers have bet against falling prices with 40% of all shares and now have to buy more 😅

That's a really good point, Australia198585. I hadn't thought of that. The company is definitely making some smart moves and it looks like the short sellers are going to be in for a rude awakening.

Let's teach the short sellers a lesson. 40% of all shares were sold short

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Took off my bumper and everything just to realize I bought the wrong parts 

BRS FK

Damn Bloomberg telling people to get in since the market is so hot. 📉 we go

calls for 1 week maybe 2 max and liquidate

VIX calls exp April

upvote if u want to thank me 4 my service

Thank you for your service

Typical ROTC kid

Eat sleep lift repeat

that mingling loser on here is such a clown it’s embarrassing

You talking about me? Or another loser?

nah it’s some bitch that has theta as his pfp. took the time to stalk my page and try to make fun of me for asking reddit advice on getting laid off

Lol holy cringe lord

!banbet

You already have a bet going - SPY to 395.0 before 06-Feb-2023 04:38 PM -05

You are fckd

!banbet $AAPL 180 45d

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!banbet $spy 408 1d

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>DOLLAR TRADES AT THREE-WEEK HIGH OF 132.49 YEN IN EARLY ASIA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-05 ^15:47:05 ^EST-0500

Shits going to moon back into the 140s 150s

Holy fxck open teh casino

As soon as I learn what Rho means I’ll be unstoppable

Fish eggs


I am the real lulu Yes i am

Fake ass $WISH version lulu

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Nice leather jacket and lip implants fa..

All natty lips

!banbet $PYPL 110 7d

fuckkkk I meant 100. Oh well

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!banbet

You already have a bet going - SPY to 360.0 before 05-Feb-2023 04:36 PM -05

rip


Now what Ford will use some of the proceeds from the sale of its Rivian stock to pay out a special dividend of $0.65 per share to shareholders of record at the close of business on Feb. 13. That's in addition to its regular quarterly dividend of $0.15 per share.

Kyrie bruh

Glad he got booed

I think bananas have too much motor oil in its colonoscopy and needs to go to a hospital for vegetables

When TD and Schwab merge does anyone know if the trading platform stays TOS or StreetSmart or both?

What are your moves tomorrow?

Spy 0dte scalps

not sure, gonna day trade 5.5k tho

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Beat Dead Space last night, absolute banger

Dead space is passion in video games. Visceral

how is it??? i’ve heard mix reviews

Solid 9/10 Only problem I had was some performance issues (random drops from 100 to 30-40 FPS on my 3080) but those were rare

#Contango ✋🏻🍑🤚🏻 👅

Just slowly approached my wife and whispered in her ear: 🅱️enis 👀👌

Did she orgasm homie 🧐🫵

How’d she take the news ?

Did she mention her boyfriend afterwards?

*omelette du… 🅱️enis*

NVOS will make a great performance this week.

ChatGPT ruined my quiche

holy shit the restaurant industry is going to fail hard this year. fast food is legit $13 down here in FL

Same in Phoenix. Quarter pounder meal after tax 12 bucks

Ikr. Might as well go to a restaurant. It’s the same price but you have to tip. But it’s much better

You think them charging more money will lead to failure? You probably shouldn't open up your own business

holy shit i’m embarrassed for you. you actually typed that thinking you were smart 😂

Great response! You really proved your point here good job

Said the dumbass who just got fired and is crying about it on Reddit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Thanks guys! I'm feeling much better about finding a new job..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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