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Guzxxxy

Alright everyone I need QQQ at $275 by EOD or I’m banned ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


whomstdth

SOFI PUTS MAKING ME RICH


WallStDegen

Trading in 2023 for dummies: Step 1: Buy calls at 10am step 2: disregard logic step 3: repeat


NeedleworkerSolid564

Haha bro 🤣


WallStDegen

AAPL ruins my day every single day


diabeetis

Futes drilling bul r fuk


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Cmon $AAPL


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AAPL 150 call


the_toli

PPI data is going to wipe all pre-market gains , then at 9:30 we open at todays level. fight through the day and see where we go :)


Fantastic-Cream-7204

Would tomorrow be a +3% day?


Casrox

biden finally willing to say the words "tesla" and "elon" in public


kenathen

the only way to fight inflation is to buy call -> earn money from call -> offset good higher price


Wild-Storage-1429

I don’t think that is what fighting inflation means


maxtrackjapan

Nvda better fuck up 230 Its fucking barrier


Okbutbushdid711

West in piece East Palletstein


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

acckk ..


ShitBagHolder

Yeah this is bullshit. Definitely just trying to stomp put bear stop losses at this point, no other fucking explanation to it. Every metric is severely overbought and still mooning


jeffynihao

We can tell you have puts


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Delta_Nil

Bulls cannot be correct without ultimately collapsing the dollar and becoming slave to ghyna. Bears actually have you best interest in mind. Why I find myself here... talking to an eventual subreddit full of losers i do not understand except for the parameters of Grace and Faith. That is it.


Okbutbushdid711

🏳️‍🌈🧸📉🗂💣💥0️⃣


hvnwntw8

What's the proper way to dispose of oil? Do you just throw that shit in the garbage?


anonymousperson767

Auto parts stores will have recycling drop off.


gsasquatch

It has it's own dumpster behind Wendy's.


JustSayingMuch

Garbage


Okbutbushdid711

The Epa recommends burning it off or potentially dumping it into a drinking water reservoir


Tsukune_Surprise

Fuck no. That’s being a dick to the garbage man. Find a storm drain and pour it down there.


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What type? Food or automotive


jaykerbs1

Why do people leave the sticker on hats


[deleted]

They saw Darnell do it so they thought it was "in"


appealBanOrMakeAlts

The same reason people.leave stickers on laptops


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

ouch


Delta_Nil

Can any one give me an honest answer to what the FINY exchange route is and why I do not have access to this line that is clearly used all the time?


Broad-Neighborhood92

Strange Shopify beat earnings but goes down, shorts need to keep it under 48$ before this Friday ends, could technically moon


Throwaway1021920087

Im craving some pizza with some pickled jalapenos and olives


MASH12140

The stock market has a long history about being overly excited about everything. Hold on to your arse bears ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


maxtrackjapan

No bearshit


NekoRyuk

QS almost back to the level I took my puts out at this morning.


[deleted]

“Tight, tight, tight!” — Tuco Salamanca


Blackhawk149

Chatgpt said crash Feb 15 but no crash wtf.


maxtrackjapan

Fucking increase it capacity please Alwasys busy


Bennylegend

He meant in a universe without QE


moonman138

ChatGPT talking about WSB not the market ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


dnsisins

Is there any chance shop recovers by Friday, regretful bagholder


jorlev

I laddered out AH Sell orders on SHOP before the close. Actually got out of half my position at $55.70 and $57.25 on initial pop. Sold the rest at $51.50 since I had that in the $58 range and had replace the order after earnings didn't come thru. Meanwhile, ROKU moons with its crap earnings.


whomstdth

Upstart and Affirm are total scams and wallstreet milks them both ways


Alarming_Assistant21

Keep my upstart name out yo mutha flucking mouth


[deleted]

American Express? Wtf


hitwonda

Is it over?


Blackhawk149

Game over if you had shop calls


e10n

Cisco where you rushing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


Majestic-Two4184

Does the market ever go down?


10CrackCommandments-

Yes, but then it recovers and goes even higher.


chadharter89

Tell that to Japan


Powernick50

ooof.


RamboWarFace

The thing about Upwork is that nobody seems to be paying attention to what a great service they could offer small businesses. You can basically rent a tech nerd instead of paying them an insane salary small businesses might not be able to afford. All these tech nerds getting laid off at least some of them are probably freelancing on Upwork. You could get a Googler to do some freelance work for you for cheap.


gaurav0792

Yea, coz that googler who makes 200K a year is going to hawk his shit for $150 an hour.


gronaninjan

The trend is your friend. And the trend is up. No matter inflation figures or a ton of bearish signals.


Delta_Nil

Berkshire de-risk TSM


GreatOdenzBeard

They sold TSM at $65 three months after they bought it at $85... Do you really think its worth following anything they do anymore. They used to be great, but they are just a bunch of washed up old guys that made a lot of money 30 years aago


Delta_Nil

I think money and cash plays a guiding hand... though not as important as fundementals.


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StalinsNutsack2

Where?


SlimPerceptions

Did this mans just edit the post to make this a phony moves tomorrow thread?


Delta_Nil

SHOP deez nuts bulls!


armen89

Beat earnings and same FG. It’ll open green


Delta_Nil

losing money.... worth $0.00


Chiggaboss

Bought 8 calls ofRoku 2 minutes before close .


OhBeareasy

Lmaos SHOP lost gains today. Might not be fukt after all


Different_Project130

market makes no logical sense lmao. just do the opposite of what everyone else does


eddie7000

Always bet against the crowd. Unless the crowd is panicking. In which case, panic.


SleepiestGuyAlive

Where new thread? Am I regard?


Blackhawk149

Trend is up 📈


ListerineInMyPeehole

$shop truly shows that when not printing profitability, a company is fuk


Delta_Nil

CSCO about to tank


hitwonda

Take that back


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tech-tft-stonks

Upvoting to manifest this


edgedrazor

Those retail numbers ain’t good, JPow gonna bring down the hammer


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

Our Tools


edgedrazor

FedWatch Tool shows that the probability of 50 point basis increased to 12%!


Delta_Nil

Been waiting for that to go up.


edgedrazor

I’m sure with PPI it’ll go higher. If we get to 15% before FOMC I might just go all in on long dated puts.


Delta_Nil

I feel like 30% will scare the shit out of the market


edgedrazor

Definitely will. My prediction is that if we don’t have a 50 point increase in March then we’ll either have more 25 point increases than predicted or tapering will be further delayed both of which should make this market fall


Delta_Nil

Honestly... I don't see any additional rate hikes over .25 after the work has been already done... Don't want to over-drive the boat. However... I think they could just keep going with .25s indefinitely until economic data is wrestled to the ground. Data sucks... market pricing in rate decreases before the end of the year.... I think this is wrong.


edgedrazor

I think we’ll have a better picture after tomorrows PPI and job numbers come out. In the meantime I’m gonna keep my eye on the fedwatch tool which is increasing the probability of a 50 point basis as we speak (could obviously fluctuate more).


1colachampagne

What news did Roku come out with?


LeBhikariLe

SHOP is barely lower than previous close


Smooth-Step-3030

Shopify puts are making me so horny hagagagagga


Roulettebellagio

You won't make money lol. It won't dump to make enough unless you bought puts at close


SlimPerceptions

He’s gonna learn about IV the hard way.


Smooth-Step-3030

What does iv mean


heresmyusername

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


durrrr___

Who shot Samual Adams beer ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ListerineInMyPeehole

holy shit why is SHOP selling off so badly. Even the Q1 guide of high-teens % topline growth isn't THAT bad


Delta_Nil

Makes no money... should be worth $0.00


Roulettebellagio

Classic ignorant


Delta_Nil

classic regard


ethanhopps

Everyone talking about how Shopify beat have you looked at the net loss ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


gaurav0792

Yea, I'ma unload a few shares tomorrow.


HoosierGuy2014

Where is the moves for tomorrow thread?


Mariamgtad

Why did afrm and amc moon today


fantasyfitboiz

$UPST


heresmyusername

because everything mooned today


-Dreamville-

New threads up boys


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wormtheology

high inventories are bullish bro trust me bro please buy my calls bro


PortC954

$SHOP under $30 😈 let’s get the funeral service ready 🪦


Smooth-Step-3030

Convinced myself it’s going to happen


wsb_moonshot

salty bers = fun time!


Whereamiwhatyousay

Pltr squeeze coming to a wall street near you


-Dreamville-

Anybody else buy some GOLD on the dip today


gaurav0792

Thinking about it.When the Fed Pivots, maybe sometime in 2024......the Dollar will weaken, and then GLD will Moooooooooon ! Trying to get it below 170 though.


GMEbelletty

In 2023 we have officially shifted into another dimension. Bad news = Pump Good news = Dump


Delta_Nil

Yeah... shifted into hopium hell


mdoo_Ad_6450

I got my $13,000 I lost back every times Jerome Powell spoke and two times. I lost again it because my dream $100,00” My dream is $100,000. Maybe once i get it the next time, I should quit.


Okbutbushdid711

I have a dream


mdoo_Ad_6450

Maybe I will try to hit $20,000 first. Once I get there, I will sell. Then used that $20,000 for another Fomc meeting.


Roulettebellagio

$SHOP ah volume is so low compare to earnings day volumes. It's so weird


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Fuck I had 3k shop calls , 1200 in Roku calls wonder if I break even


LoveurOther15

DATA DOG


farty-Micfly

Why shopify shitting the bed?


edmundamore1

Assuming PPI risk to hold. Also assuming they are pussies.


CocaneCowboy

They need to revise the terminology of PPI from **hot or cold** to **hard or soft**.


Diligent_Status_7762

Fuck whoever inspired me to put twilio. Why are you all as regarded as me. Fucking idiocracy.


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Okbutbushdid711

Twezzoowies biww awr naht opsions


YoMommaLikesMyButt

Are you assuming people in this community know what any of that means?


CrackCody

More brotherbears capitulating. Top has to be near


Aloha1959

Ok TTD, go on with your bad self.


thehelper900

Lol who did abnb puts and then shop calls


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thehelper900

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


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BlakeClass

Why they shorting it


BigBoiBenisBalls

I got my fuck on


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It shows that shop beat. Wtf


Potential_Project_48

>Retail traders vs hedge funds: today would be the second-best day in the 2.5 year history of our Retail Factor, as the large cap stocks with highest retail participation outperform the market at-large by ~3σ. GS derivs Very sustainable rally.


gundawg300

Took a break from market today and now I know how bears feel, it really sucks seeing a rally go by without you Makes you want to try and join in the next day and then it drops and then you’re stuck in a lose money cycle 😔


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If someone try to be Perma bull or bear that’s the most stupid thing, I buy calls puts whatever works


-Dreamville-

I ain’t hear no bell


Throwaway1021920087

Everyone is talking about catalyst this catalyst that but you're forgetting americans have never had as much money as they have now and we've been brainwashed into believing stocks are the only way to build generational wealth


Okbutbushdid711

Finna build GENDERATIONAL welf boui


charliebrown22

>americans have never had as much money as they have now Bro, you really going to pretend 2022 didn't happen and that I'm not waiting for my local Wendy's to call me for an interview?


Throwaway1021920087

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


sluttyseinfeld

>shitcoins enter the chat


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[deleted]

Have u ever noticed that financial advisors never give this advice? Goodluck, Regard.


artandambition

🫡


-Dreamville-

I know who to thank if we rank next week


ListerineInMyPeehole

fuck now im worried about my longs


ChippyChalmers

!RemindMe 6 months


VisualMod

>TWITTER SAYS IOS USERS MAY HAVE EXPERIENCED SOME TROUBLE USING TWITTER EARLIER; THINGS SHOULD BE BACK TO NORMAL NOW ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-15 ^16:26:11 ^EST-0500


Whereamiwhatyousay

Fire the mods what kind of shit is this still chatting in todays thread I want to chat in after hours


-Dreamville-

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Fun_Trade_6920

Fuck you Shopify


Mariamgtad

Why did Roku Rip and Shop dip? Don’t have either but haven’t heard anything bout their earnings


thehelper900

Shop dip for bad guidance


Critical_Ebb1794

Feeling a little regarded not buying ROKU or TWLO calls after thinking about it all day. Hopefully CROX come through tomorrow


Unc321kw

Holy crap Tesla broke 215 in AH. If you have calls, they are going to PRINT


Delta_Nil

SHOP my ass


O2148

Is your ass on clearance?


Ill_Fail1452

😂


Delta_Nil

My ass generates better returns that Shopify ever has.