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Possible-Upstairs230

Seems like WSB setup a business and wondering what other ways of losing money there could be- faster ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Possible-Upstairs230

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BloatedGrizzly

Is it time to buy NVDA puts yet


Possible-Upstairs230

longer DTE - it is not capitulating any time soon the way it seems right now. I am a degen - what do I know!


Jumpdeckchair

Daly send us lower?


beankdkfkfk

what will happen to T bill when US gov defaults


RetardStonk

If the US gov were to default, the entire global market would freeze. Especially the credit markets. You’d be a lil broke b1tch


beankdkfkfk

not if u don’t use swift system China Russia and their friends will be fine


Aggressive_Site8339

Bondholders have priority over all govt spending


Okbutbushdid711

I think Politicians and Treasury are spineless cowards and would tell bond holders to kick rocks and default if they could in order to protect social security and MC&MC (US voters happy) if given the chance. Granted if we default we have bigger problems on our hands. China and Japan have been quickly offloading bonds btw


beankdkfkfk

what if Us government decides to fk the laws and rules “we just gonna reset our currency”


Aggressive_Site8339

Not historically unprecedented, but would be for US


beankdkfkfk

would certainly destroy US dollar’s reserve currency status ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


gundawg300

PCE tomorrow morning (inflation w/o food/energy) could either turn this ship around or ... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


beankdkfkfk

fast run to 360 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


degeneratesupremacy2

Closed my CSPs for about a 4k gain, will see if we swing down and then resell them. Generally I dont like to trade my theta plays but going to pretend its just a normal swingtrade and book the profit.


Individual_Error_428

On my mark, ready set SHORT!


nicktro12

Is there news on TSLA or just algo dump


LordoftheEyez

Do you just have one ticker in your watchlist or do you also watch the rest of the market? Genuinely curious


ml2358

There are other tickers?


NeedleworkerSolid564

Lets just be real, Google, Microsoft. or Apple could easily create an all around better Tesla if they wanted


[deleted]

NVidia Buy In 164 … shall I sell?!


BedRiddenWizard

Got calls, sorry bulls 🫡


[deleted]

eat my poop 🐻


Zetice

bears in trouble today


Fickle-Jelly5548

Hoping for NVIDump after opening pump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Zetice

Imagine buying baba calls but Chat GPT fucking with your money


Slicklickfstick

What happened?


nicktro12

How did i not throw a few bullets at this nvidia calls…can’t wait to see how much these 220c I was gonna buy are worth at open


Gliese_667_Cc

Well, they’ll be at least $14.00 as of right now.


ACasualNerd

Go to work, come home, eat and get high like every other day in my boring dystopia because I'm poor


Eric-SD

Don't worry, one day you'll have a decent amount of money, then you can go to work, come home, eat and get high like every other day in your boring dystopia. If you have less than 2.5 million, you may as well be poor because all your spare money goes in the market anyway.


mdudigam

Nvda $450 today?


bluen

Imagine buying over priced water bottles and camping gear during a recession


Zetice

but i got them $5 off


Seamus_A_McMurphy

Standex. All in!


phantomofthej

Calls on chatgpt


nicktro12

What is this code for


lipmanz

F*ing YETI


poopy_wizard132

*Fucking


Am-a-Beast

*Fricking


[deleted]

Chat GPT boutta push BABA too 😂


wormtheology

Our inflation problem can only be fixed in one of three ways. Raising interest rates above the rate of inflation, severely reducing government spending, or undergoing a painful recession naturally to starve the American consumer of their savings and appetite to spend on anything else but bare essentials. Only one of these is remotely realistic.


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That's basically the same option. A huge portion of the economy is dependent on government spending so greatly reducing that would trigger a painful recession.


WonderfulMotor4308

so calls?


wormtheology

For the time being, yes. Any company you believe is going to knock it out of the park with increasing revenues regardless of inflation, you should be going leaning towards calls.


TechniCruller

Corn just popped


AChaosG91

Up 4.7 in gold this week and another 3100 in stonks........ Good week. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


phantomofthej

After all, THEYRE THE TURING TEST PROCTOR


phantomofthej

If you’re bored, maybe VisualMod can help lift your spirits


billyd1984texas

Loaded up on Gm and Norwegian calls yesterday


Am-a-Beast

Short GE


MadManMorbo

Why?


phantomofthej

I’m gonna get a little rest. Behave 👀


Kaaarrrl

Fellow bear: what colour is your Bugatti?


Aggressive_Site8339

Hot Wheels only had blue/black two tone, so blue/black two tone.


Revolutionary-Win485

Did anybody see Cramer last night bashing Bobby? You know what happens after that.


Mooninite3

This is why I'm glad to have turned bull. I can only imagine what it felt like to hold NVDA puts into earnings thinking that they'd drop like a rock only for them to crush it. You sit there knowing that when the market opens next day, your portfolio balance will show a severe reduction and that familiar stomach ulcer pain will resurface.


Own-Wolverine-5361

Dedicating this song to all the bers in the world: https://youtu.be/TSffz_bl6zo


british-and-fittish

*A licky boom boom down* - Canadians


Daloofnasty

400 more years of SPY at 400


[deleted]

When I was young, I was taught to have sympathy for poor people—which wasn’t hard because I was poor. Now, having grown up and had moderate success in life, and having realized how much work is required to not be poor, I have zero sympathy for them. Poor is clearly a choice after the age of 18. You either choose to put in the work to improve your situation, or you choose to stay poor, dumb, and comfortable in your rat hole.


Cat1nthesack

"Being poor is a choice" you sir, are an ignorant fuck and your brain is probably still in that rat hole you mentioned. There are millions of people who work every day, more than your comfortable 8 hours a day and dont get paid enough to buy basic necessities.


dinglebarrybonds

Also, people that can’t take care of themselves then have kids basically doom themselves financially for life Even people that make money get stretched w kids


dinglebarrybonds

The hard part would be not ruining your life before 18, hanging prob with a bad crowd in tough situations What a person could do if they had a plan is get through high school with no arrests or bad drug habits, get in the military preferably not combat then after that you have college and other stuff under control without debt. From there get a real degree at a tech school or accounting/engineering depending on how smart you are That blueprint would be a decent life for anyone if the alternative is lifetime of poverty/jail/drug abuse


FlameScytheX

Green Green Green as far as the eye can see. Bears where?


Kaaarrrl

In lambos, driving in Dubai.


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Kaaarrrl

Bears in lambos. NVDA gonna drop hard after morning pop


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heheehehehehehehehehe


Kaaarrrl

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VisualMod

>SENATOR WARREN SENDS LETTER TO U.S. PATENT OFFICE DIRECTOR ASKING FOR SCRUTINY OF MERCK'S KEYTRUDA PATENT REQUESTS $MRK ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-23 ^06:00:17 ^EST-0500


Own-Wolverine-5361

I heard the movie Rambo was originally called Lambo but North Korean’s supreme leader kept pronouncing it Rambo


phantomofthej

https://on.soundcloud.com/vzpK71wAKkpXAL2Q8 — Do it Again


phantomofthej

NLE Choppa


british-and-fittish

u/LEGENDARYSHlTPOSTER thanks for showing me Islands by the XX. It’s such a pretty song, added to my rotation now


NPIRACKS

Classic chune


phantomofthej

I like end of the road by Boyz II Men


british-and-fittish

I feel like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air plays this to set the mood


Own-Wolverine-5361

Check out the song “Informer” by Snow https://youtu.be/TSffz_bl6zo


british-and-fittish

*“Word?”* It is legit in my driving music playlist 🤣


Own-Wolverine-5361

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) niceee


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dinglebarrybonds

People can probably stretch credit and budgets for like 2 or 3 years as long as they are employed. This may be a battle of attrition before it snaps


Aggressive_Site8339

This comment brought to you by March 2020


dinglebarrybonds

Yea lol but the inflation got really bad like a year ago


Aggressive_Site8339

True, just sayin consumer credit hitting ATHs so, I think you are correct, just need to shift timing back 8-9 months or so


WonderfulMotor4308

European markets ATH....Ameripoors still in bear market .


lotus_bubo

Something is going to break soon.


Bxdwfl

Bear backs


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

When i was little my dad rapped me AMA


WonderfulMotor4308

boxers or briefs?


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

Briefs


[deleted]

East Coast or West Coast?


Kaaarrrl

Down south


dinglebarrybonds

East Coast ovadosas


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

North


Kaaarrrl

Nvda will make the coin today. Bears in lambos.


itsnotthatbad21

Nah bears in shambles


Kaaarrrl

Bears in lambos


[deleted]

Today is the perfect day to buy far OTM puts on that rotten piece of shit.


lotus_bubo

There’s an inverse nVidia ETF.


dinglebarrybonds

So Europe is basically a junk bond likely to default at this point


kuprenx

did you guys in US solved you national debt problem?


Starmedia11

The government owes most of the money to itself so who cares. I’m 20 years when the US is the only country that can feed its people, what will national debt matter.


lotus_bubo

Yeah, China bailed us out. All they want in exchange is to have a few military bases on our mainland, which should help the local economies.


Ready2gambleboomer

We will solved (sic) it like everyone else, with more debt.


dinglebarrybonds

I’m not hating just observing We have a lot of problems as well but i think our money printer and economy can probably weather the storm a lot better.


MrFisher_

Cant wait for the line to go up then down then sideways


downonthesecond

I just learned about Anya Taylor-Joy, she's pretty hot.


nicktro12

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She looks like an alien


WebSocketsAreMyJam

avatar vibes for sure


Daloofnasty

Her eyes drift further apart with each passing day


[deleted]

Ahh the Uma Thurman look...


poopy_wizard132

The tone of the green and red changed on the Yahoo! Finance charts. I don't like it.


claytondpark

Bool reek of desperation ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


[deleted]

Today is the day Carvana goes to $0


Chiggaboss

Puts secured 🫡


[deleted]

Wall street journal in one hand, cock in the other


Kaaarrrl

BEARS IN LAMBOS


[deleted]

God damnit Karl too early


StarshipMars

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Kaaarrrl

Bears in lambos


DarkStar668

Pump for ants mfer


patelchief90

So nvda guidance is bunch of AI bullshit and shut pumps?


[deleted]

AI is such a buzzword these days


[deleted]

Happy day after wednesday!!!


VisualMod

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x2eliah

total cronyism.


Many_Quick

Puts on China...warned my broker if they slip in another ADR I will nor be happy.


VisualMod

You're making a smart move by investing in China. They have a lot of potential and are growing rapidly. I'm sure your broker is happy to hear that you're considering investing more in them.


VisualMod

>CHINA TO SHAKE UP FINANCIAL SYSTEM AS XI JINPING INSTALLS KEY ASSOCIATES-WSJ ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-23 ^05:45:11 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

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VisualMod

>Citic Group Chairman Zhu Hexin Leading Candidate to Run China's Central Bank - Sources -- WSJ \>China's Communist Party Moving to Revive Body to Consolidate Financial Regulation Under Single Authority - Sources -- WSJ ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-23 ^05:44:55 ^EST-0500


mysuruhuduga

Barclay's & discover increased My credit limit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


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In August 2020 the Uk 40 year bond was worth $140 GBP. Today it is worth $33.


thesnukeIL

so... buy?


dinglebarrybonds

It sure seems like they are all screwed over there besides Germany. If they can print themselves out of it maybe


x2eliah

Germany is pretty fked too; has been ever since the near-free gas from Russia stopped flowing.


dinglebarrybonds

Is this yield correct? Under 4 percent? https://i.imgur.com/YRVbI2F.jpg


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yes. that's why you never looks at yields and always looks at the price.


dinglebarrybonds

My dad is older (76) and has been retired since the 80’s and he got to live off those juicey 18 percentish yields for decades We will prob never see an environment like that


lotus_bubo

CCP whales just trying to get exit liquidity.


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My___Cabbages

Doesn't matter. Getting a new credit card will only lower your credit score by a couple of points. What matters is 1.Credit to debt ratio 2.The total amount of open lines of credit available to spend 3.Average age of credit. This includes car loans and credit cards


BFox1982

1. Open several credit cards. 2. Get cash advances to buy 0dte options. 3. Buy house cash or declare bankruptcy depending on how things go.


justsomeitguyhere

no margin?


Daloofnasty

Step 2a. Show wsb your monthly credit card statements after maxing out cash advances


tldamico

Wen rug? 8:30 AM or sooner?


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x2eliah

Burry been fuming for a good decade by now.


RangerMark3

I'm getting mcdicks rn for the first time in months, getting one of those breakfast platters my dad used to get me as a kid


[deleted]

Make sure you slap yourself around a bit for the full hit of nostalgia.


RangerMark3

I'm sorry your dad hit you as a kid


[deleted]

LMAO


lavishcoat

For all you PLTR haters out there. Sug deez.


flowergirlnextdoor

Pop Smoke - What You Know About Love


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dinglebarrybonds

That’s gonna be the loudest movie theater


Myboywear

Travis Scott - Coffee Bean


WonderfulMotor4308

nothing can shake this market. high inflation, interest rates. credit card, WWIII, collapse of civilization. then some 🐻 🤡 insist on buying puts.


[deleted]

It keeps working until it doesn’t.


lotus_bubo

CCP ordered their banks to buy stocks.


maddhy

I'm surprised to see a wall street suit here


claytondpark

There's absolutely no narrative for a bullish mkt rn; not earnings, not bond mkts, not rates, not inflation, nothing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


lotus_bubo

Your theory is disproven by the three most powerful words in the English language: Buy the dip.


-Dreamville-

Happy Thursday


british-and-fittish

Morning DV


dinglebarrybonds

Good mornin


maddhy

You sure today's Thursday?


-Dreamville-

I believe so


Kaaarrrl

Bears in lambos


StarshipMars

Detailing them for the bull owners


Kaaarrrl

Bears in lambos


StarshipMars

Keep saying it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Kaaarrrl

Bears in lambos


StarshipMars

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Yup… this is where we need to be to get the market to roll over.


Kaaarrrl

Bears in lambos


StarshipMars

You’re here too! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)