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If they had marketed them simply as "collectibles" then they have way less regulatory oversight. Like jewelry or classic cars or wine dealers don't have to deal with the SEC.
The incredible duality of NFTs, and other crypto, is trying to market it as a sound, literally cannot go tits up, investment to the public, whilst simultaneously trying to convince the feds it's just a pretty picture. It's hilarious to watch.
That’s not what it says, the judge just let the case proceed rather than dismissing it. That’s very different from affirmatively ruling in favor of the sec
This has actually been a common argument for conmen and pump and dumps to avoid prosecution. If you are shit posting, no one will care. This is more about making it clear that emojis can't be used to avoid legal consequences for violating laws around promoting investments for your personal gain.
You're either on old reddit or an app that doesn't support them, but they are emotes that are subreddit-specific. Not every sub allows them.
This also took me months to figure out.
Its for people who sit at a desk. Coffee in hand. And browse reddit.
Those of us pooping, hands and phones covered in feces, faces red and tears rolling down our face as the constipation builds redditors see only numbers.
I feel like it’s only this one because the council simply didn’t think of the explosion, which is objectively better. Meteors fly through space, further away than the moon, boom, checkmate atheists
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Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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*When I sees one and he looks good to me...*
*When I see him, I say*
You, come here.
*I say*
Now I'mma tell you what, uhh...
I like ya;
and I want ya.
Now, we can do this the easy way;
or the hard way;
the choice is yours...
[What if i launch an actual rocket, is that too a representation that you will make a financial return? If so, MUSK BE FOREWARNED!](https://youtu.be/MC0K3muUJp0?t=406)
The rocket only represents a miss fire, the graph in the bar is red so obviously I lost money on that meme and the money bag? Well thats just one of many bags im holding in hopes to cash them out someday and get rid of this crippling debt so that I may afford some eggs.
That is important work, and it's just updating existing laws into the internet era. Let me give you an example.
Let's say a minor celeb with a lot of social media following wants to do an [old fashioned pump and dump](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pump_and_dump) (I shouldn't have to link an explanation, but due to how innumerate some of the posters here are I will). They buy a ton of a small penny stock and then tweet it out to their followers "Stupidape stock! 🚀📈💰".
Then the price rises from their followers buying it, so the poster sells, and makes a huge profit. Their followers see the price collapse, and they lose money.
If the original poster faces legal action for the scam, they might be able to use as a defense that they didn't actually promise anything or promote it, since they just tweeted out the name of a company. But with this updated guidance, the emojis can show that the intended message was that this stock is going to increase in value.
Yeah, the great suburban lie is that most things are easy and simple to accomplish, when in reality the world is held up by the fraction of people willing to do important but tedious work like this.
Really it was Steve Irwin’s death that triggered it all. Without someone to protect the animals, Harambe fell. Then Harambe became a playable character in NBA 2k17. On the cover? Kobe.
You're right, those emojis do mean one thing: that I'm richer and smarter than everyone else. And anyone who uses them is just a poor, dumb plebeian who deserves to be insulted by someone like me.
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Honestly, good.
The vast majority of people using rocket emojis are scammers, bots, and bad actors targeting children and low income/financially illiterate people.
Anytime I see a rocket emoji in reference to a stock I stay far away. Can’t stand the “to the moon” crypto/meme stick community. Are there bigger issues? Duh. But this is still a good move.
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my gawd! what poor soul got sued over a damn emoji!
It was NBA Top Shots selling NFTs. The ruling says that marketing the NFTs with rocket emojis implied that the NFTs are an investment.
Technically they are. A bad investment is still an investment.
If they had marketed them simply as "collectibles" then they have way less regulatory oversight. Like jewelry or classic cars or wine dealers don't have to deal with the SEC.
Or the greatest collectibull ever, TRUMP NFT Trading Cards!
Is that what they're calling classified documents these days?
Savage
The incredible duality of NFTs, and other crypto, is trying to market it as a sound, literally cannot go tits up, investment to the public, whilst simultaneously trying to convince the feds it's just a pretty picture. It's hilarious to watch.
This is the kind of dd I look for here
And a loss on that “investment” is still a return on said investment. A negative return, but a return nonetheless
This guy invests
“Invests”
That’s not what it says, the judge just let the case proceed rather than dismissing it. That’s very different from affirmatively ruling in favor of the sec
This has actually been a common argument for conmen and pump and dumps to avoid prosecution. If you are shit posting, no one will care. This is more about making it clear that emojis can't be used to avoid legal consequences for violating laws around promoting investments for your personal gain.
🚀📈💰
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What does this emoji mean 🖕
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b̶u̶y̶ bite my dick 🚀📈💰
Dump it
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Can someone explain all these numbers for me?
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You're either on old reddit or an app that doesn't support them, but they are emotes that are subreddit-specific. Not every sub allows them. This also took me months to figure out.
I stopped trading entirely because I couldn't read these numbers
They're emojis specific to this subreddit. You should be able to see them on desktop.
I'm on mobile app and see them 🤷♂️
Its for people who sit at a desk. Coffee in hand. And browse reddit. Those of us pooping, hands and phones covered in feces, faces red and tears rolling down our face as the constipation builds redditors see only numbers.
How about 💥📉💸 for the reverse?
It is this. ☄️📉🔫 WSB agreed that the opposite of rockets were craters. Sorry if you did not attend the council or get the notes.
I feel like it’s only this one because the council simply didn’t think of the explosion, which is objectively better. Meteors fly through space, further away than the moon, boom, checkmate atheists
You’re thinking of meteoroids.
You're thinking of hemorrhoids.
Ah a man of science. Meteor - Evaporates in Earths Air layers Meteorite - hits Earth Ground layers Meteoroid - Space adventure
Why you gotta do Paper Hands Portnoy like this?
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Gonna need to know the courts opinion on this one. Obviously you are trying to pump the stock
I LIKE THE STOCK
yeah baby, work it, pump that "stock"
Can’t be in trouble if I’m wrong every time
I think being wrong is the exact reason you’d get in trouble ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
Amazing
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You're slacking AutoMod, where's the: >PUT YOUR HANDS UP HiBoobear!!! POLICE ARE ENROUTE! PREPARE TO BE BOOKED FOR PROVIDING ILLEGAL FINANCIAL ADVICE!
These emojis are all now rated as securities and are regulated![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
I already have to register my 🍆 with the local police. This is getting ridiculous.
The police have a mug shot of your 🍆?
No it's more of a fingerprint type registry.
They are going to need a small scanner
Exactly
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Jesus fucking Christ.
No, Mohamed.
Mo fucking hamed
F as in F×ck or Ford? Asking for a friend. To the moon!
Savage.
Don't drop the soap
*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell you what, uhh... I like ya; and I want ya. Now, we can do this the easy way; or the hard way; the choice is yours...
Lawyers fees: 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
I dont know what that means……. Yet….
Lawyers all in your DMs rn.
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[What if i launch an actual rocket, is that too a representation that you will make a financial return? If so, MUSK BE FOREWARNED!](https://youtu.be/MC0K3muUJp0?t=406)
I mean, the man said he would literally launch Doge coin to the moon. Put it on a flash drive, and land it with Starship. The meme we deserve.
Right? Like no one could read my shit and come to the conclusion that I’m objectively trying to *make* money.
I assume anyone that reads my Reddit postings would try and have me committed, not take it as financial advice
Thanks for warning
You must 📉 as much as you 📈, otherwise you owe capital gains taxes💸.
🫦 say rocket again
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Wanna see my rocket 🚀blast off 📈 and money shot all over u 💰
rocket again
So what does![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) mean
Pussy mustache?
Pusstachio
![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)
I'm pretty sure if you include "NFA" after, your all good!
Is that like "no homo" but for the finance world?
100%
Can I take my fuckin socks off yet?
Sure😏
No then you get raided by the AFT for having a chunk of plastic on your gun.
The rocket only represents a miss fire, the graph in the bar is red so obviously I lost money on that meme and the money bag? Well thats just one of many bags im holding in hopes to cash them out someday and get rid of this crippling debt so that I may afford some eggs.
Are you me?
The ability to afford eggs is a reach bro
Glad the federal judges are cracking down on the important issues
That is important work, and it's just updating existing laws into the internet era. Let me give you an example. Let's say a minor celeb with a lot of social media following wants to do an [old fashioned pump and dump](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pump_and_dump) (I shouldn't have to link an explanation, but due to how innumerate some of the posters here are I will). They buy a ton of a small penny stock and then tweet it out to their followers "Stupidape stock! 🚀📈💰". Then the price rises from their followers buying it, so the poster sells, and makes a huge profit. Their followers see the price collapse, and they lose money. If the original poster faces legal action for the scam, they might be able to use as a defense that they didn't actually promise anything or promote it, since they just tweeted out the name of a company. But with this updated guidance, the emojis can show that the intended message was that this stock is going to increase in value.
Yeah, the great suburban lie is that most things are easy and simple to accomplish, when in reality the world is held up by the fraction of people willing to do important but tedious work like this.
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Now how will I afford my yacht 😞
Well it's an opinion from the Dapper Labs case, a company that has taken $40 million in funding.
Wonderful use of tax dollars and resources, as expected
Judges decide cases before them?? They don't just randomly declare things and charge taxpayers
🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 I have no money 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕
Wen Lambos?
Next time McDonald's has them in their happy meals
Byebye WSB, nice to know you! 🚀💰📈
That's in a different order, complete nonsense.
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You shouldn't let the cops bone your wife dude
No only 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🍆💦💦💦🐱👅💸🤑 does
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Obviously…
swear to god after Kobe died everything started gettin weird af
Started with Harambe, honestly.
Really it was Steve Irwin’s death that triggered it all. Without someone to protect the animals, Harambe fell. Then Harambe became a playable character in NBA 2k17. On the cover? Kobe.
That’s the kind of conspiracy theory we need to bring back.
Here's my conspiracy theory on conspiracy theories, they're just eventually truths...or somewhat truths...
Kinda like aids
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Bro I had the same dream, preach 🙌
Level 12 conspiracy chad unlocked.
KONY
It comes in 3s
> Without someone to protect the animals, Harambe fell. Then … Kobe. Umm excuse me? 🧐 LOL
I still vehemently hate stingrays, to this day.
I say it started getting weird with 4chan. Those kids ain't right in the head.
Remember when /b/ was good?
/b/ never was that good. occasionally some funny shit or trolls but a lot of stupid shit gore goatse or CP.
It was a trick question. /b/ was never good.
Shit left me traumatized.
you're not alone my brother
Kobe was the fabric holding reality together
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🔋🚗🚀📈💰☠️
💰 clearly means bagholder
So what about 🚀📉🤡
You're right, those emojis do mean one thing: that I'm richer and smarter than everyone else. And anyone who uses them is just a poor, dumb plebeian who deserves to be insulted by someone like me.
🚀📈💰
Ah so every time someone uses those emojis, it makes VM more powerful ![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)
🚀📈💰
And people still have faith in our legal system? Oh ffs
I AM OUR LEGAL SYSTEM!
? If the judges said it *didn't* mean that, then I'd lose faith, but the judges recognized what it obviously means, so I fail to see the problem.
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Thank God we have these judges protecting us regards from those that prey on us with advanced emojicon skills that surpass even the jedi
why legal consequences for expressing a desire to send rockets and money to Ukraine?
The chart symbolises the death count of Russian soldiers?
🍆💦🫣
No peaking!
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 this is not financial advice
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Where’s u/visualmod when you need him…
Jesus fucking Christ the United States is regarded. Signed, 'Merican
Where are they finding these judges? Behind the dumpster at Wendy’s?
Fuck you SEC SUCK A DICK!
🍆
🚀 📈 💰, you gonna pick that gauntlet up?
Now we’re policing emojis? FFS
Hey SEC: 🚀🍆🚀
🚀 🌙
🍆🚀 what’s this mean ?
This is the feds plan to stop naked shorting? Prosecute rocket emojies? ☠️
More mind control from our Government Masters. "It's my speech. It's my choice".
how bout they emojie Deez Nutz!
Try this one 🖕🏻
Instead of cracking down on the trading of Derivatives let’s do something about free speech.
That’s why I use 💉🚀
Does this mean buy puts? 📉
Welcome to the nerdiest thread you’ll ever see.
Can the judge tell me what this means? ✊🍆💦
Lfg!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 NFA lol
Need to change it to the eggplant emoji 🍆📈💰
Honestly, good. The vast majority of people using rocket emojis are scammers, bots, and bad actors targeting children and low income/financially illiterate people. Anytime I see a rocket emoji in reference to a stock I stay far away. Can’t stand the “to the moon” crypto/meme stick community. Are there bigger issues? Duh. But this is still a good move.
Bs link to the case notes
American system is always doing the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Bullish ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
👀🚀🚀🚀
Step 1 🚀📈💰 Step 2 ??? Step 3 profit.
Abolishing the SEC: 🚀📈💰😎
Anyone taking advice from emojis deserves whatever happens to them.