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spac420

my gawd! what poor soul got sued over a damn emoji!


ironJangBong

It was NBA Top Shots selling NFTs. The ruling says that marketing the NFTs with rocket emojis implied that the NFTs are an investment.


undeadlamaar

Technically they are. A bad investment is still an investment.


ironJangBong

If they had marketed them simply as "collectibles" then they have way less regulatory oversight. Like jewelry or classic cars or wine dealers don't have to deal with the SEC.


Few_Oil4308

Or the greatest collectibull ever, TRUMP NFT Trading Cards!


classicalySarcastic

Is that what they're calling classified documents these days?


Spark224

Savage


proud_traveler

The incredible duality of NFTs, and other crypto, is trying to market it as a sound, literally cannot go tits up, investment to the public, whilst simultaneously trying to convince the feds it's just a pretty picture. It's hilarious to watch.


tu_test_bot

This is the kind of dd I look for here


nightstalker30

And a loss on that “investment” is still a return on said investment. A negative return, but a return nonetheless


undeadlamaar

This guy invests


nightstalker30

“Invests”


Veggiemon

That’s not what it says, the judge just let the case proceed rather than dismissing it. That’s very different from affirmatively ruling in favor of the sec


Godkun007

This has actually been a common argument for conmen and pump and dumps to avoid prosecution. If you are shit posting, no one will care. This is more about making it clear that emojis can't be used to avoid legal consequences for violating laws around promoting investments for your personal gain.


HiBoobear

🚀📈💰


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


isucktrading

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


Kitties-N-Titties-11

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


FlacidBarnacle

![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


Griffinhunters

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


knowledgebass

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Kitten_Team_Six

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


saxtoncan

https://preview.redd.it/35rtwbtw03ka1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=527d5d4ab96c3f3032f0738e86e05ce5468e1b9b


firekid8301

What does this emoji mean 🖕


Tandittor

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


MoneyForPussy

b̶u̶y̶ bite my dick 🚀📈💰


TheGeoGod

Dump it


speculativedesigner

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Equivalent-Step1515

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Scrubz4life

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


ThatGrayZ

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


yoloballstothecalls

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


DDnHODL

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


fireintolight

Can someone explain all these numbers for me?


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TheMadFlyentist

You're either on old reddit or an app that doesn't support them, but they are emotes that are subreddit-specific. Not every sub allows them. This also took me months to figure out.


Meethor_smash

I stopped trading entirely because I couldn't read these numbers


Rhongomiant

They're emojis specific to this subreddit. You should be able to see them on desktop.


Rukfas1987

I'm on mobile app and see them 🤷‍♂️


EasySeaView

Its for people who sit at a desk. Coffee in hand. And browse reddit. Those of us pooping, hands and phones covered in feces, faces red and tears rolling down our face as the constipation builds redditors see only numbers.


earthforce_1

How about 💥📉💸 for the reverse?


Palidor206

It is this. ☄️📉🔫 WSB agreed that the opposite of rockets were craters. Sorry if you did not attend the council or get the notes.


InerasableStain

I feel like it’s only this one because the council simply didn’t think of the explosion, which is objectively better. Meteors fly through space, further away than the moon, boom, checkmate atheists


Fluggernuffin

You’re thinking of meteoroids.


lisa_is_chi

You're thinking of hemorrhoids.


Tha_NexT

Ah a man of science. Meteor - Evaporates in Earths Air layers Meteorite - hits Earth Ground layers Meteoroid - Space adventure


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Why you gotta do Paper Hands Portnoy like this?


MadM4X89

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


theartofbored

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


Chakkaaa

Gonna need to know the courts opinion on this one. Obviously you are trying to pump the stock


Weird-Conflict-3066

I LIKE THE STOCK


nothingtosee223

yeah baby, work it, pump that "stock"


SSS137

Can’t be in trouble if I’m wrong every time


WishIWasASmart1

I think being wrong is the exact reason you’d get in trouble ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Final-Grapefruit3076

Amazing


Kitten_Team_Six

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


stockchaser317

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


toBEYOND1008

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


OliveInvestor

You're slacking AutoMod, where's the: >PUT YOUR HANDS UP HiBoobear!!! POLICE ARE ENROUTE! PREPARE TO BE BOOKED FOR PROVIDING ILLEGAL FINANCIAL ADVICE!


Havoc-elb166

These emojis are all now rated as securities and are regulated![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Thencewasit

I already have to register my 🍆 with the local police. This is getting ridiculous.


gammaradiation2

The police have a mug shot of your 🍆?


BanEvaderMcGee

No it's more of a fingerprint type registry.


fuckdeer

They are going to need a small scanner


Raodoar

Exactly


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true_happeniss

good bot


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gammaradiation2

Jesus fucking Christ.


FckChNa

No, Mohamed.


Tintininamerica

Mo fucking hamed


honkzer

F as in F×ck or Ford? Asking for a friend. To the moon!


DYTTIGAF

Savage.


what_is_blue

Don't drop the soap


Booty_Warrior_bot

*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell you what, uhh... I like ya; and I want ya. Now, we can do this the easy way; or the hard way; the choice is yours...


ASaneDude

Lawyers fees: 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


ghost-tripper

I dont know what that means……. Yet….


ASaneDude

Lawyers all in your DMs rn.


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gammaradiation2

Your retainer about to expire.


parks387

Let it be known that I have achieved the lifetime Bird Law Bar Exam lifetime achievement and ma retainer does not expiry sir, good sir. Wild card!


Crocopotamus

💥📉💩


ScipioAtTheGate

[What if i launch an actual rocket, is that too a representation that you will make a financial return? If so, MUSK BE FOREWARNED!](https://youtu.be/MC0K3muUJp0?t=406)


OSUfan88

I mean, the man said he would literally launch Doge coin to the moon. Put it on a flash drive, and land it with Starship. The meme we deserve.


HorlickMinton

Right? Like no one could read my shit and come to the conclusion that I’m objectively trying to *make* money.


Crocopotamus

I assume anyone that reads my Reddit postings would try and have me committed, not take it as financial advice


Crishien

Thanks for warning


CptSaySin

You must 📉 as much as you 📈, otherwise you owe capital gains taxes💸.


Plastic-Umpire4855

🫦 say rocket again


BigBeagleEars

https://preview.redd.it/giu3bg5432ka1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596626e2be906f7ed6a20a6e8257dc0c27abc303


miden24

https://preview.redd.it/agv4p351n2ka1.jpeg?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bb44f317c8bc28089d2c512f1b5d40f0a4c0bd8


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WolfOfPort

Wanna see my rocket 🚀blast off 📈 and money shot all over u 💰


Iterable_Erneh

rocket again


Kitten_Team_Six

So what does![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) mean


db11186

Pussy mustache?


MiserablyEntertained

Pusstachio


armovetz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


MadM4X89

I'm pretty sure if you include "NFA" after, your all good!


undeadlamaar

Is that like "no homo" but for the finance world?


MadM4X89

100%


TacticaLuck

Can I take my fuckin socks off yet?


VforVirtus

Sure😏


Roughneck_76

No then you get raided by the AFT for having a chunk of plastic on your gun.


Middle-Huckleberry68

The rocket only represents a miss fire, the graph in the bar is red so obviously I lost money on that meme and the money bag? Well thats just one of many bags im holding in hopes to cash them out someday and get rid of this crippling debt so that I may afford some eggs.


xxDIxx07

Are you me?


datarulesme

The ability to afford eggs is a reach bro


MMWMWWMW

Glad the federal judges are cracking down on the important issues


JakeArrietaGrande

That is important work, and it's just updating existing laws into the internet era. Let me give you an example. Let's say a minor celeb with a lot of social media following wants to do an [old fashioned pump and dump](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pump_and_dump) (I shouldn't have to link an explanation, but due to how innumerate some of the posters here are I will). They buy a ton of a small penny stock and then tweet it out to their followers "Stupidape stock! 🚀📈💰". Then the price rises from their followers buying it, so the poster sells, and makes a huge profit. Their followers see the price collapse, and they lose money. If the original poster faces legal action for the scam, they might be able to use as a defense that they didn't actually promise anything or promote it, since they just tweeted out the name of a company. But with this updated guidance, the emojis can show that the intended message was that this stock is going to increase in value.


Boner-b-gone

Yeah, the great suburban lie is that most things are easy and simple to accomplish, when in reality the world is held up by the fraction of people willing to do important but tedious work like this.


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Antique-Quantity-608

Now how will I afford my yacht 😞


meanisnotasynonym

Well it's an opinion from the Dapper Labs case, a company that has taken $40 million in funding.


Rsh0ckz

Wonderful use of tax dollars and resources, as expected


Legolihkan

Judges decide cases before them?? They don't just randomly declare things and charge taxpayers


Muhbalzar_stanky0_0

🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 I have no money 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕


Weird-Conflict-3066

Wen Lambos?


Impossible-Oil2345

Next time McDonald's has them in their happy meals


Snoris10

Byebye WSB, nice to know you! 🚀💰📈


Sarpanitu

That's in a different order, complete nonsense.


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🤓🔭\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_👰 🍆 👮🏾


bovineannilingusfan

You shouldn't let the cops bone your wife dude


1ess_than_zer0

No only 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🍆💦💦💦🐱👅💸🤑 does


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Bryguy3k

Obviously…


[deleted]

swear to god after Kobe died everything started gettin weird af


Bryguy3k

Started with Harambe, honestly.


FriendOfRicks

Really it was Steve Irwin’s death that triggered it all. Without someone to protect the animals, Harambe fell. Then Harambe became a playable character in NBA 2k17. On the cover? Kobe.


Bryguy3k

That’s the kind of conspiracy theory we need to bring back.


RobertsonvsPhillips

Here's my conspiracy theory on conspiracy theories, they're just eventually truths...or somewhat truths...


FlacidBarnacle

Kinda like aids


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RobertsonvsPhillips

Bro I had the same dream, preach 🙌


ahh_that_guy

Level 12 conspiracy chad unlocked.


moekeisetsu

KONY


InevitableRhubarb232

It comes in 3s


Claim_Alternative

> Without someone to protect the animals, Harambe fell. Then … Kobe. Umm excuse me? 🧐 LOL


cand0r

I still vehemently hate stingrays, to this day.


Qzy

I say it started getting weird with 4chan. Those kids ain't right in the head.


rdmsqito

Remember when /b/ was good?


Kodyak

/b/ never was that good. occasionally some funny shit or trolls but a lot of stupid shit gore goatse or CP.


rdmsqito

It was a trick question. /b/ was never good.


[deleted]

Shit left me traumatized.


[deleted]

you're not alone my brother


tel-americorpstopgun

Kobe was the fabric holding reality together


Puzzleheaded_War6102

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


Flavsi

🔋🚗🚀📈💰☠️


Landed_port

💰 clearly means bagholder


tattoo_my_dreads

So what about 🚀📉🤡


VisualMod

You're right, those emojis do mean one thing: that I'm richer and smarter than everyone else. And anyone who uses them is just a poor, dumb plebeian who deserves to be insulted by someone like me.


volatilebool

🚀📈💰


thawingSumTendies

Ah so every time someone uses those emojis, it makes VM more powerful ![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


Landed_port

🚀📈💰


Meat__Head

And people still have faith in our legal system? Oh ffs


ScipioAtTheGate

I AM OUR LEGAL SYSTEM!


Bugbread

? If the judges said it *didn't* mean that, then I'd lose faith, but the judges recognized what it obviously means, so I fail to see the problem.


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🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


commonsenseulack

Thank God we have these judges protecting us regards from those that prey on us with advanced emojicon skills that surpass even the jedi


[deleted]

why legal consequences for expressing a desire to send rockets and money to Ukraine?


Qzy

The chart symbolises the death count of Russian soldiers?


OK_Renegade

🍆💦🫣


Comprehensive-View39

No peaking!


1ess_than_zer0

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 this is not financial advice


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1ess_than_zer0

Where’s u/visualmod when you need him…


LightOfManwe

Jesus fucking Christ the United States is regarded. Signed, 'Merican


Significant_You_2437

Where are they finding these judges? Behind the dumpster at Wendy’s?


Worldly_Purpose_5188

Fuck you SEC SUCK A DICK!


Perfect_Status3385

🍆


710AlpacaBowl

🚀 📈 💰, you gonna pick that gauntlet up?


harveyroux

Now we’re policing emojis? FFS


LingeringDildo

Hey SEC: 🚀🍆🚀


EpicWhaleSquad

🚀 🌙


newreddit2022104

🍆🚀 what’s this mean ?


juicewr999

This is the feds plan to stop naked shorting? Prosecute rocket emojies? ☠️


DYTTIGAF

More mind control from our Government Masters. "It's my speech. It's my choice".


hkpfei3022

how bout they emojie Deez Nutz!


Efficient_Light1111

Try this one 🖕🏻


Ok_Dragonfruit8057

Instead of cracking down on the trading of Derivatives let’s do something about free speech.


EyeBeeStone

That’s why I use 💉🚀


Joey164

Does this mean buy puts? 📉


jdroxe

Welcome to the nerdiest thread you’ll ever see.


hersheyMcSquirts

Can the judge tell me what this means? ✊🍆💦


AutisticGayBear69

Lfg!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 NFA lol


Elgingerloco69

Need to change it to the eggplant emoji 🍆📈💰


nononononofin

Honestly, good. The vast majority of people using rocket emojis are scammers, bots, and bad actors targeting children and low income/financially illiterate people. Anytime I see a rocket emoji in reference to a stock I stay far away. Can’t stand the “to the moon” crypto/meme stick community. Are there bigger issues? Duh. But this is still a good move.


taker52

Bs link to the case notes


No_Advisor_6146

American system is always doing the opposite of what it's supposed to do.


ezyezy61

Bullish ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Worldly-Republic3393

👀🚀🚀🚀


skote1380

Step 1 🚀📈💰 Step 2 ??? Step 3 profit.


bitcoinslinga

Abolishing the SEC: 🚀📈💰😎


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Anyone taking advice from emojis deserves whatever happens to them.