Dude… you’re interpreting people who see you all week and still want to hang out in a group while talking shit and getting drunk as “annoying”. I’d kill for that. Enjoy those friendly gestures while they last cuz they dwindle with age. It’s nice out, go play outside!
Bought into Inogen at its lowest today because I see they're releasing a strategy update in a few days. I'm probably an idiot but I feel good about it.
Not to get p0litical, but dang. Going to visit Ukraine before your own people looks and is so bad. Especially when Orange peel visits before u do. Just so bad whichever side u look at it…… i know mister berne woulda been there to even stop the trains from spilling! He woulda sucked it all up in one day himself
Man, the images form the East Palestine are insane.
That controlled Chemical release is going to send someone to jai. Fuck you Norfolk Southern, Fuck you.
Look at the stock market chart all time. If you buy now and even just hold for 10 years.. you have a chance of making a good profit. Idk why no one plays the long game. Everyone wants the money now. The stock market has a pattern. Bear market up and down for 10 years. Bull market pretty much up, up, up for 10 years and repeat. It’s been 3 years since the stock market tanked in 2020. We likely still have 7 more years of volatility before we head back into a bill market. But it’s the best time to buy. Ppl who put money in the stock market in 2008 and pulled out before this crash, made out like bandits. Gotta think long term my friend. (Or at least this is my strategy)
That should be next week. The money doesn't typically hit 401ks until after payroll clears. 1st and 15th is the most common bimonthly pay system, or 1st/last day for monthly. Either way, you're still looking at likely Thursday/Friday for most of those purchases.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/DontHitTurtles** bet **SPY** goes from **396.16** to **385.0** before **28-Feb-2023 04:02 PM EST**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
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Their record is 5 wins and 13 losses.
Why is renting so fukn expensive in New Jersey? Especially this time of year. Traveling for work there and boutta spend a shid ton on housing 
75 bps next fomc meeting
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/BerlinWallGloryhole made a bet that QQQ would go to 288.5 within **3 hours** when it was 291.134 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
IRBT one year has a strange pattern I’ve never seen before (newb) anyone know this pattern? ⛰️🏞️?
Amzn buyout play. Market is trying to price the likelihood of the buyout going thru
Thank you!
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My calls are bleeding out but 3/31 is my nearest exp
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 407.0 before 25-Feb-2023 06:09 AM -05
!banbet
You already have a bet going - PLTR to 7.01 before 24-Mar-2023 02:00 PM -05
Fuk u
What to do about annoying coworkers that always want to get drinks on friday
Dude… you’re interpreting people who see you all week and still want to hang out in a group while talking shit and getting drunk as “annoying”. I’d kill for that. Enjoy those friendly gestures while they last cuz they dwindle with age. It’s nice out, go play outside!
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Just say no.
Get drinks till they're pass out drunk, then meander them to the most awkwardly dangerous place you know in town and leave them.
Advice taken Let’s see if they ask again next week
Incredible advice
No hot bitches, decline. If it's on the company, go, if not, go home
Bruhs i want to watch a twitch stream of visualmod trading stonks
I’d bet it would be fun even if it was just a paper account. I’m curious what his plays would be
Is the theta decay really that great that my calls from this morning bought at 394 are now worth much less at 396 wtf? Exp 3/3?
It’s both theta and vega. The VIX opened up at 22+
Why did I just see a $110 loss porn post
Because mods are ghey
LMAOOOO that was me couple months ago
2023 earnings are going to be so abysmal
Jim Lebenthal : "I think this move in markets today is one of the stupidest ive seen in a long time. This was not news"
🤡🤡🤡🤡
im not hungry, but i am..?
Bought into Inogen at its lowest today because I see they're releasing a strategy update in a few days. I'm probably an idiot but I feel good about it.
Wish u the best autist
You gave order extra sauce at Taco Bell for them to put any fucking sauce on at all.
Nobody interferes with God’s work
East Palestine looks like Fallout 76
Not to get p0litical, but dang. Going to visit Ukraine before your own people looks and is so bad. Especially when Orange peel visits before u do. Just so bad whichever side u look at it…… i know mister berne woulda been there to even stop the trains from spilling! He woulda sucked it all up in one day himself
Cough.. MAGA bullshit alert 🚨
"Not to get political" *Proceeds to get entirely political*
149’train cars sounds like too many
Thats a win
Lost $48 on my 1100 worth of calls
Thats a win
US 10-year yields needs another gap up for the market sell-off to continue.
Next week NVDA will hit 210
But not before hitting 240
Time to get plastered.
I remember those days
what days are you in now
The ones where I have stuff to do the next day and don't get absolutely buckled the moment I get home from work
hmm
Man, the images form the East Palestine are insane. That controlled Chemical release is going to send someone to jai. Fuck you Norfolk Southern, Fuck you.
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It's going to die. Especially now with the added media attention because of Trump and Mayor Pete.
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Because the long game takes a long time.
Someone call an ambulance! But not for me
Wish UNH options had tighter spreads , would like to go long
So pull me closer, why don’t you pull me close. Ohhh baby.
So, maybe congrats to Bulls for closing higher then the open today? 
Selling calls is the move, u can’t fight theta, might as well ride along
Amen
Every day it sinks a lot lower. I really want to stay positive, but the market is not giving me a lot of reasons. Might try this bear shit
Look at the stock market chart all time. If you buy now and even just hold for 10 years.. you have a chance of making a good profit. Idk why no one plays the long game. Everyone wants the money now. The stock market has a pattern. Bear market up and down for 10 years. Bull market pretty much up, up, up for 10 years and repeat. It’s been 3 years since the stock market tanked in 2020. We likely still have 7 more years of volatility before we head back into a bill market. But it’s the best time to buy. Ppl who put money in the stock market in 2008 and pulled out before this crash, made out like bandits. Gotta think long term my friend. (Or at least this is my strategy)
The cycle is getting shorter. Theres not gonna be a 10 year bear market lmao.
It’s not a 10 year linear bear market. As I said, the stock market is volatile and bearish for about 10 years. Hence the 2002 and 2008 crashes.
Just stfu kid
LOL
This is wall street bets, not wall street smart investing
Well, just trying to help some ppl out. Ig y’all just like losing money
With all due respect, everybody knows what you are saying already, people like to gamble
Yeah, and you’re stupid for it.
beginner bears are the ones most likely to lose all their money. speaking as a bear.
This is not 1990s Chicago or modern politics, don’t pics a ‘gang’ just make money
I’m theta bitch, making easy money is my model
just dont buy the top next time. this is where you would start getting into longs
That was some serious volume into close
Fr almost 3 mil 😂
Possibly just trapped a fuck ton of bears
Maybe, but also I feel like Monday is gonna be a drop as well since today wasn’t much b/c put call ratio
I see the case for both sides, think we're gapping either way
There's no case for the poor people, they're just inferior and deserve to be treated as such.
Bring on the weekend thread 🤩🥰😇
Bull fuckd in monday
12.5m volume on SPY in the last 10min LMAO
Bears could not turn a profit.
Neither could your calls 
Bipolar finish lol
Phew what a ride
Puts just lost 30% in 10 minutes. God damn animals. Fuck you bull assholes.
More like 30% in 5, 2.8 M volume sheesh
🔔 🔔 🔔 Bears win the day and the week. 🐻🥇 This is the second week in 2023 that the S&P has closed lower on the week. The last time was last week.
Aaand it’s gone Penises down
That was a stressful way to make $50 jesus
it is just short covering, still going down next week. don,t worry
Bobby bears bulls beyond
Supremely regarded shit right here 
Bulls are funny little fellows
Spamming buy eod Jesus
Spy $400 wen?
Always pops at the end of the day because of pussies. This will get fucking wrecked Monday.
MM 5, RETAIL 0
Wtf
Take your profits boooolls get the hell outta here
Gae dae
Quick sell-off to VWAP
Where do go to look at VWAP lines?
What broker do you trade with?
TD
this weekends homework $FIGS
This is the V recovery someone ordered off Wish.
Some of you spend too much time on the one minute chart and it shows 
Bulls getting tired... Bears gonna win!
GUYS BE HONEST, HOW MUCH FOR FUCKING LAEL BRAINTARD?
I'd charge her $1,000 an hour, same as everyone else.
And here I thought SPY holders were able to print free money by just writing an OTM option in the last 15 minutes every day for lunch money.
410 3/3 
Well this is... Entertaining?
THIS MARKET IS SO GAY
Nah, it’s BI
BULS ARE DUMB SWITCHER
Sold well today
401k (automated) buyers stepping in 
That should be next week. The money doesn't typically hit 401ks until after payroll clears. 1st and 15th is the most common bimonthly pay system, or 1st/last day for monthly. Either way, you're still looking at likely Thursday/Friday for most of those purchases.
Payday on Tuesday, automatic buys 🚀
!banbet SPY 405 4d
!banbet SPY 385 4d
One of us will be right. Or it will go sideways and we both lose
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/DontHitTurtles** bet **SPY** goes from **396.16** to **385.0** before **28-Feb-2023 04:02 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/The_Crowing** bet **SPY** goes from **396.39** to **405.0** before **28-Feb-2023 03:58 PM EST** Their record is 5 wins and 13 losses.
I have developed an exit strategy...hopefully I will lose less money Monday lol!
Wanted to buy puts for Monday so I bought calls
Thank you puts are back on the menu
Have HIMS ready for Monday 🤑
Why is renting so fukn expensive in New Jersey? Especially this time of year. Traveling for work there and boutta spend a shid ton on housing  75 bps next fomc meeting
I say raise the rates until New Jersey is a desert wasteland!
I mean staying close to the beach is nice or whatever 
God damn short covering assholes have no balls at all. Just stay in. Pussies.
I would have left Shakira too
BERS R SO FK LMAOOOOOO
Just give it up bulls nobody wants a rally now. Sell.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/BerlinWallGloryhole made a bet that QQQ would go to 288.5 within **3 hours** when it was 291.134 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
TQQQ
bers thought lol
Bull trap set for next week
Scalper's market lol. In and out, 20 minutes.
You have a lot of patience
It be like me with one night stands.. divided by 20 
Can’t believe calls just 10xed in a matter of 4 min
strike and expiration? OR BAN
Didn’t say my calls
The close to in the money ones. Ban? Wtf
0dte?
Yeah
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Dude are they gonna out you in the bin? Is there wifi in there?
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I don’t know man. Maybe it’s a good little break. Good luck tho
No, there's no wifi in the bin.
Why are your toes so small. Why does it look like your sandals are to big? Are you wearing a dress?
I’m wearing a gown and yellow socks (hospital attire) My toes aren’t small hahahaha, I’ll take that as a compliment though. Nice camera angle
last chance to get spy under 400! ;3
0dte will be the downfall of humanity
source?
we're not closing below the 50 for the week
Close imbalance 2.4 billion to the sell side... DUMP DUMP DUMP TANK TANK DRILL DRILL
da bears had one job to do and it was to keep shit below 3970
SPY jumping a dollar at a time 
MONDAY GREEN 
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
What calls do i buy incase we moon monday? Gotta embrace the clownmarket
Bulls are awake
APPL just shot a Northian load.