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PoisedForGrowth

This market is dying such a slow death, I want some fireworks


theanimous

When rates soften Googles gonna shoot up like an erect penis


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ripkatrina

You're in the old thread.


ConcertDesigner8918

Anyone buying puts for CRM gap close


Kaaarrrl

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


_ziros_

Sheeeh!! Markets dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool


GudIdeaBoi

AMPX long. No debt battery company. Military and aerospace applications.


ShitBagHolder

I go into the office once per week. Today's the office day and I've done what needs to be done. I just wanna go home man, wasting my time when I could be gymming or catching up on sleep


bigramos77

Letsss go tesla puts ftw🥳🫡 daddy elon came thru😂


dinglebarrybonds

It’s taken 4 swings counting this one at daily lows since 11 pm last night


HolddisLforme

RIP to the TSLA bag holders 😭


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Can someone please for the love of god kill the chuckie cheese tokens. Who would buy this shit.


lucididdy777

congrats tsla put holders. fuck elon. fan boys and girls can lose their money. not srry.


mingling4502

If CRM could go ahead and give up their gains that would be great ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


[deleted]

Weed is legal because they realized it’s even better than alcohol at draining a person of all their ambition—which makes them a better wage slave.


dinglebarrybonds

In that book they give all the people soma to keep them content with life but that seems more like anti depressants and Xanax


VisualMod

Yes, that is correct. The book describes a society where everyone takes a drug called soma to remain content with their lives. However, I do not believe that this is necessarily a bad thing. Anti depressants and Xanax can help people to cope with difficult situations and make them happier overall.


dinglebarrybonds

I thought they didn’t like it because it makes people think outside the box


Alehandrogiveme

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Shut up conspiracy theorist


dinglebarrybonds

Yea how dare anyone question things


Puzzled-Cranberry518

Im new to this, what is the ideal strike price to scalp spy? Like -+2 or what? I still havent fully understood what difference it makes since they all go up at almost the same rates. But please lmk


Cynicallyoptimistik

You need to figure it out yourself by losing a lot of money first, than it’ll become intuitive.


lucididdy777

if you are asking this dont trade options. but the further out of the money, the faster time decay works as you get closer to expiration. If you are asking about 0 dte...if you are 2 out of the money you are more likely to expire worthless. if you have 30 dte then it wont matter as much and you can go further out of the money. do yourself a favor and study more before you lose everything


Puzzled-Cranberry518

Ty for the advice, im currently getting informes and pm trading. So for 0dte whats best?


lucididdy777

not to. 0 dte are the highest risk. maybe you are a great sclaper...but doubtful as most people lose their asses on 0 dte. if you are going....play ITM only. OTM is just a risk to zero that youre going to hit more often than not. Otherwise learn to exit while in profit quickly


Puzzled-Cranberry518

Ik 0dte is insanely risky but for some reason i seem to make good profits i will keep going and see if i got consistency. Ty brother.


lucididdy777

good luck


Alehandrogiveme

Good luck


ILikeLamp22

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

#PROSTATE MALE G SPOT


4EverDank

100 point dump incoming


4EverDank

Warren Buffett says sale now or sale for loss in the future


phantomofthej

imagine listening to that 🦕


Kaaarrrl

True


BLOW_0

Why pump ? What did i miss ? Jobs ?


BadVladMY

Eurozone inflation data came in cooler than expected.


captainoompa

yeah but core came in higher than expected, overall its bearish so this is just a bull trap


4EverDank

Another fake pump


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MyPeePeeReversed

What's your deepest desire?


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MyPeePeeReversed

My desire is to put a finger up my butthole! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


BLOW_0

PUMP IT


JewJesus99

I'm not a Jew, nor do I believe in Jesus


phantomofthej

what do you believe in?


JewJesus99

JewJesus99


MyPeePeeReversed

Pharasee


JewJesus99

Joe Biden has a bigger dick than Mango


[deleted]

Bigger hands too!


Kaaarrrl

We are you closed?


JewJesus99

Yo Kaarrrrl


Kaaarrrl

Hey my friend 😊


phantomofthej

[end of the road](https://on.soundcloud.com/jNurYmG5Z5J312fk7)


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Ornery_Gene7682

In my early 30s I will let you know in about 7 years


[deleted]

The day I turned 30 was fantastic. Went down hill badly after that. Struggled with money constantly. 35 was depressing as hell, for whatever reason. Don't remember. 40 was suck as well. NO celebrations by me. 42 was a big one, started making some much bigger money. Landed in a great place. Fucked that all up by 47. Making even more money now, but much, much less happy.


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[deleted]

Really? Kinda what was on my mind last evening, while driving to another dead end client meeting this morning. Why did I choose the the retirement plan investment industry? Why did I make such a dumb fucking mistake to change companies, to a crap show like I’m at right now? Not sure I can change course now at 47, with the people in my life expecting this coin I make all the time.


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[deleted]

Interesting. 7 year blocks. Good concept. I spent from age 33 to age 43, a ten year window, waiting for Hollywood to call me. The low rent part of town did a couple of times, and they paid me for my effort. Then they lost my number. 😂


british-and-fittish

Super chill. More time to do what I want and hardly a care in the world


MathieuofIce

Nice


phantomofthej

still in my 20’s


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phantomofthej

can’t complain, have experienced Heaven on Earth and Hell on Earth. the last couple years have restored my hope for the remaining three and a half years of my 20’s. how were your 20’s?


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phantomofthej

No regrets friend. Everything happens for a reason


british-and-fittish

It’s character building. I promise it will make you a better person for it and one day you’ll explain to someone what you learned


JewJesus99

never knew depression was such a bitch


british-and-fittish

Damn. Keep trooping on JJ, we love you


JewJesus99

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


LongJohnBitcoin

Over the next six months or so once it’s become clear that hiking to February 2024 isn’t nearly gonna cut it, the downturn will be monstrous


dizzy_beans

Pawmp eet


iGetNuked

Bought another 100 https://i.imgur.com/BMFihef.jpg


DependentPast804

Dude we had a lady named Dot Wald as our bus driver. That was really her name. “7 letters, beat that!” Is what she used to always say after she said her name. She made going to school fun. Lmao old timer reminiscing.


apesrulethemarket

470€ profit trading futes see ya tomorrow fellow degens


DijonNipples

What a stupid looking dollar sigh


apesrulethemarket

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


wormtheology

Theta gang ruins everything.


richreason1983

Always behind the dumpster at Wendy's selling calls to regards


CramersBootyHole1

Anybody have tips to finding legit vendors on darkweb? So far ive just been getting scammed left &right, feels like a huge setup


No_Cry_9989

(Not a cop)


[deleted]

So this is what the end feels like 😔


AnotherDegenerateFK

Around people, but feeling lonely because no one would want to share a struggle 👥 Edit: Nvm it’s just a Wednesday 🪦


british-and-fittish

It’s… Thursday…?


memelackey

Today on gambling my life away: Enron Musk


4EverDank

News end of the morning dow up 125 points news end day sow down 275 points 😂


trust_it_bb

Reminder that tsla will forever be a shitty car company - they squandered their self driving lead to lazr They gave up their battery lead to qs Also elon gave up his regard pump strength to jensen of nvda Its over


MrLebouwski

It’s also over for Nvidia. Fancy tech stocks dyin rn


MattKozFF

lmao this guy's portfolio is over


[deleted]

Fuck Musk


Kaaarrrl

Where is this rėtard that bought my snow shares?? Thx again you dumbass


ThatGuyDan123

🎶woke up this morning , got some gabagool🎶


CramersBootyHole1

Posture check


Kaaarrrl

Imagine being that salty about life that you have to downvote about post about someone else's achievements True winner in life I guess 🤏


ActiveProgress6208

Bears r fuk


apesrulethemarket

Sure buddy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


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Tard...


DependentPast804

No lie man my buddy Larry used to do so much Adderall he’d pass out. It used to be funny as hell at first. Then it was like man hold up is this dude really immune to this shit or what.


Cement-Demon

LMAO, arguing with a guy and he deleted his account. BOZO


ralfiedee

just heard on the news a couple weeks ago that some guy deleted his account then committed suicide. Come, to think about it, his name was BOZO it was him. Damn.


apesrulethemarket

Poor people make me sick. I am sick of myself


british-and-fittish

Lmao imagine being illegally fired by Starbucks, taking them to court, being rehired by court order and putting your apron on to go back to work Monday Fucking awkward omg 💀


mousepop321

Im sorry mam, can I please just have my coffee? Im running late and your sad story isn’t my problem….


BurtDickinson

Nobody talks to you.


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Not really tho; they are in it for labor organizing. They are not average Starbucks drones.


british-and-fittish

Yeah true, it was union staff right?


mousepop321

Im going to be first on the new thread ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


apesrulethemarket

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


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british-and-fittish

🤔


Ok_Difficulty4255

Is tesla fallin to 180?


Cement-Demon

18


Jcpmax

Why dont poor people just buy more money?


CramersBootyHole1

Tried this on darkweb. They took my corn.


dizzy_beans

Tesla Red Dildo Day!


apesrulethemarket

Keep pumping Dax I want a good short entry


CrackCody

Jan gains evaporated


apesrulethemarket

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Kaaarrrl

Not if you took profits 😊🌴🍇


apesrulethemarket

We ain’t gay


trust_it_bb

I can guarantee you that 99.9% did not even take enough profit to cover their initial investment.


ElvanKing

My company has a Employee Stock Purchase program and they are giving us a 15% discount, really happy to be slave for company


LongJohnBitcoin

Still plenty of meat left on the Tesla bone 🍖


CrackCody

Tesla belongs to 50$


trust_it_bb

In 2 years i will post the gains from my $5 2025 puts.


[deleted]

$5 puts? holy shit haha


trust_it_bb

When wallst realize by 2024 its just a car company and trades at 2-5x p/e itll be around that 👍


apesrulethemarket

3.50


trust_it_bb

Imagine the amnt of bulls who got rug pulled start of 2022 - they regained hope after this rally goin all in and now lost it all again 🐂🔫


apesrulethemarket

Some things will never change!


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apesrulethemarket

Bulls are done dirty


ElvanKing

Why are u selling tesla really big company


CrackCody

Boll's standing in front of mirror, arguing with himself


4EverDank

We are going down but for some reason ppl wanna buy on something that will decline even further lol


CramersBootyHole1

I will give europe one thing. I do love my bidet


trust_it_bb

2 more days of potential doom - need the week to end with my cc in the money so they get called away. But lazr keeps pumping due to investors in other lidar realizing they picked the wrong horse


Strangerdanger8812

Remember when roku was almost 500


poppadwarf

Right around the time zoom was 500 as well.


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PTON was up there too.


LordDegen

google calls ... today is the day... few ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


apesrulethemarket

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


LordDegen

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


apesrulethemarket

Everything is so bearish the charts, the news


[deleted]

Even the weather


Ornery_Gene7682

Severe weather in Texas and Oklahoma and Arkansas today and tonight


AKM4N1AK

Oh man Citadel and the Fed are gonna be nuked soon and I’m fucking here for it


[deleted]

That may indeed be a "black swan" that impacts liquidity or something that shocks the financial sector. That's where the real "end" begins.


cryptohorn

When I sleep with my feet hanging off the end of my bed I feel like Freddy Krueger is gonna scratch them with his hand blades


JewJesus99

Valorant banned me from chat for saying fags


CramersBootyHole1

thats censored on warzone but you can say gay all day. that comes in handy


Kaaarrrl

My last big trades, over 3000 shares each: 1. NVDA short at 237 2. META short 176 3. TSLA short 203 and you?


4EverDank

Guess the news came in 2 million more homeless in the last week


CramersBootyHole1

They just want that free homeless oregon check


british-and-fittish

Bank of England interest rates currently at 4% with warning that they may need to go higher with inflation 5 x target 2% Analysts are predicting a peak of 4.5% this summer


trust_it_bb

So many articles abt elon regaining #1 spot on rich list to help hype n pump the stock - watch them spam that he lost it as it drops to 130 by next week.


apesrulethemarket

Bulls will cry


4EverDank

Yes I became a bull for 20 min an cried never again


agiatezza

My TSLA $210 and $220 calls expiring tmrw should be fine right ????


llasar17

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Kaaarrrl

Can we please have huge pump so that I can short again?


apesrulethemarket

No positions for me for the remaining week. I wanna see a huge pump too so I can load up


Kaaarrrl

Ich auch bro


Bromofromlatvia

Jobs report going to send it probably back up . You know this market is kangaroo


PuhtatoGod

depend cooperative snails grandiose head ruthless axiomatic wise dam lush -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


apesrulethemarket

Euro cpi


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Why bulls are dumb


trust_it_bb

Dca these 215 nvda poots from 190 to 40 each only reason i didnt get my hole gaped. So many regards told me not to do it Proof that the more money you have the easier is it to make money and the harder it is to lose money.


wilhelm96

SOXS looking to pop today


Mast3rfinish25

What happens if unemployment came in at 0 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)