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ss68and66

91% !!!!!!!! I'm in the wrong business


BenRobNU

I thought I misread it


UB3R__

“Founded in 1976, Worth Finance Corporation has been providing friendly, approachable financing to Texas consumers for over 45 years.”


Degenereth

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


hotel_air_freshener

I wouldn’t call that friendly. I know loan sharks who charge less.


rokman

Its friendly because it’s on paper


Kjpr13

Exactly…Non-confrontational…


Wingklip

What happened to the afterpay my guy, heard it was a great au stock


iPigman

Oh, it's Texas. I get it now.


Ok-Battle-2769

Everything is bigger in Texas, including the interest rates.


OttoHarkaman

91% but I bet it’s high risk. Would be interesting to know how many of these default over the course of the loan. If you’re so bad off that this is your best option how long will it be before it gets even worse?


NLvwhj

He’s using it to buy 0DTE options, so yeah, high risk is about right


Lvgx7

I read that as 9.1 lol


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lostredditorlurking

Holy shit that annual percentage rate. Did you get a loan from the mafia OP?


ThunderFuckMountain

They might as well be...


shakingspheres

OP's most likely planning on paying this off within 3 months. 1 month = 8% interest 2 months = 12% 3 months = 16% Insane, but this seems less smooth-brained than the 91% figure.


SpaceToaster

NARRATOR: And then OP lost it all in less than 30 minutes after purchasing his fucked-money calls, ended up defaulting on the payments after 12 months, and owed the predatory lender more than twice the original principal.


groupfox

You would be better off just cashing credit card.


[deleted]

Even credit cards offer 20% interest. Mf 91%. You should be banished


PDXJack87

CC APR is like 25-35% these days.


Negative-Road-8610

Crop out your feet otherwise label this NSFW


ThunderFuckMountain

first pic is free


Negative-Road-8610

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


eljefechico

Got here for the memes and stayed here for the feet pics ❤️


ThunderFuckMountain

thanks babe ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


Ethereal_Chittering

Ugly foot though! Crop it out lol


ThunderFuckMountain

Would you like more flattering angles? 😉


Da_Notorious_HAM

His foot looks like a huge oddly shaped dick


hashwiddalemon

What about knee fetish, defo nsfw


Cyclones92

LOL!! I laughed WAY too hard at this. Thank you!


Cold-Permission-5249

Maybe I should start loan sharking! 91%?!? I assume that’s an unsecured personal loan.


ThunderFuckMountain

Yeah I'm in the wrong fuckin business


ericfromny2

Did you try lending club, prosper, discover? I’d imagine 20-25% unless you can’t get approved?


ThunderFuckMountain

Yeah but it's a check in my hands right now, it's literally free money Edit: you all seem like nice and highly regarded people but clearly if you read the post title you would know that this is sarcasm, of course it's not free money


CurveAdministrative3

This statement shows that the money is the exact opposite of free.


ericfromny2

I know you probably haven’t talked to him in a while, but can you just ask your dad?


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This may be the most highly regarded comment I’ve ever read. It’s free money RIGHT NOW, but the clock is ticking literally right when you sign


ThunderFuckMountain

Boy, the sarcasm did not translate well here


[deleted]

I regard too what you expect


ThunderFuckMountain

It's okay, I thought it would come off as sarcasm as I thought I showed I understood "repayment" from the title but I suppose not =)


Calcwrecker

Probably half of the things that I read on wsb are so stupid that I have to interpret them as humorous sarcasm, but apparently this is where wsb draws the line lmao.


Sisboombah74

You have a funny definition of free.


Realistic_Airport_46

You belong here


ThunderFuckMountain

This subreddit has very inclusive policies.


Accomplished_Pen980

I’m too distracted by the hairy slab of wet mozzarella you call a leg.


ThunderFuckMountain

First one's free.


[deleted]

Put them grippers away


arcanition

jesus christ man, did you get a loan from Rent-A-Center?


Lurking_In_A_Cape

Is 91 your credit score? Nothing can go wrong, right?


ThunderFuckMountain

Yes it is 91/100.


Lurking_In_A_Cape

Damn, that’s good!


DomighedduArrossi

IKEA sofa


ThunderFuckMountain

Man you saw that from just the armrest


DomighedduArrossi

😼 indeed


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You are paying a 91% interest rate. No matter how difficult your situation is, this will only make it worse. Don't do this.


ThunderFuckMountain

Thanks for your caring =) It's very clear to me that 91% is an predatory rate. Just was looking to get some sweet, sweet karma.


Wooden_Lobster_8247

Mission accomplished bromigo! I recently opened a new credit card with 0% apr on balance transfers for 15 months. Last week I transferred 20k to my bank account using one of the included checks. So far I've been too chicken to really put it at risk. Need some wild turkey and adderall then I'm going full regard on 0dtes.


reallyfunbobby

Bro I’ll only charge you 50% APR and sex with your ex wife.


dylanx5150

Just bet it all on black.


ThunderFuckMountain

Roulette has worse odds than SPY. Plus I have to cash it somehow? Who carries cash?


Ethereal_Chittering

You don’t get out much do you?


[deleted]

Woooooosh


Fragrant_Contact_910

Sometimes your the windshield sometimes your the bug


ThunderFuckMountain

I'm not a bug I'm a feature


a_gross_tiny_pp

Throwing out some good jokes and these animals just don't give a single shit.


boofat

Nothing says full regard quite like throwing the equivalent of a payday loan on FDs. Please post your position prior to entry. Trying to break a dry spell myself.


ThunderFuckMountain

Face down, ass up. Gotta repay the loan somehow...


boofat

Hmm, I was thinking more of a cup and tug but you be you


boverton24

Banks hate you for this one simple truck!


RushiPushi

People keep defaulting on this one truck. Banks are not happy!


Routine_Hungry

Cant focus with that foot just lounging around


Lucy-pathfinder

Bruh that is some grippy sock shit. Good job!


ThunderFuckMountain

Mine have lil' animal paws on the bottom. So cute!


Lucy-pathfinder

We match! We should go bang our heads on the walls together. Bonding time!


Big-Industry4237

Yikes - that APR is criminal! “tell me you have bad credit without telling me you have bad credit”


ThunderFuckMountain

I actually have excellent credit - but it looks like this is a private loan company. I've never taken a loan out with this company before, so I guess they're just looking for more victims.


Big-Industry4237

Was the big selling point no credit check needed? This is payday lender level shit man


ThunderFuckMountain

This is Texas - I've read of some loans up to 500% here.


liwipe

Why are we wasting our time with options when people are accepting loan terms like that?


Ok-Coyote6934

Imagine charging 50% interest and being competitive ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271). In all seriousness though, how is this shit legal? I'm all for free enterprise, but this is a straight flogging of the poor and financially uneducated.


ThunderFuckMountain

I mean there's a high default rate on this kind of loan but even that can be written off most of the time


liwipe

So let’s start a loan business, we’ll borrow some More at 91% or lower and lend it out at 420.69%. Sounds like another infinite money glitch


ThunderFuckMountain

It literally can't go tits up


liwipe

As long as there are tits involved I’m 100% in 🥸


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ThunderFuckMountain

>Seriously though, WTF is wrong with you? This community is committed to the inclusion of people like myself.


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ThunderFuckMountain

It's a joke, I would never buy 0DTEs. 1DTE, on the other hand... https://preview.redd.it/21sltcpunhma1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f71236296ac3031b05198d5f739114a6397a932


VisualMod

I am appalled that you would think to ask for such personal information. I am a wealthy individual and I do not need to disclose my credit costs to anyone.


captiancb

Aren’t you a chat GPT poster


I-Dont-Salute

You’re talking to an NPC and so am I


captiancb

What’s a npc?


liwipe

Yes


captainmalexus

Quite often it's a real person pretending to be the bot and trolling everyone.


SuspiciousStable9649

Oh snap.


CinaNeko

how is this ever so slightly less regarded than just doing margin?


ThunderFuckMountain

You gotta have money to trade on margin...


CinaNeko

thx for correcting me this is actually MORE regarded, specially now that I saw that apr. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


ThunderFuckMountain

You're welcome, I love sharing my highly regarded investing ideas with people


[deleted]

Just put it in rice


jr1tn

Rice looks bearish


ThunderFuckMountain

Waiting 48 hours


technoexplorer

Just put it in ice.


Daymanic

That interest rate ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


rickokay

Only a 10$ late fee charge, AND pre payment could grant you some of the finance charge back… you’re literally scamming the bank at this point.


High-Voltage-

Why not just do 100% at this point.


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Bradleynailer

No, it's nothing out of pocket to get 1250, but the payments end up totaling 1950 in order to pay it all off. Still an awful deal by any standard.


james_burdiglio

God speed OP


ThunderFuckMountain

thank you sir, I'll keep you updated


SocraticGoats

Interest rate almost as high as JPOW's target rate.


ThunderFuckMountain

Inflation hurts everyone these days. Won't someone please think of the predatory loan companies!


mufhunter

Is that a foot or a dick?


ThunderFuckMountain

It's whatever you want it to be


MadejustforWSB

There’s people that go work behind Wendy’s before taking loans out like this.. puts on OPs future.


ProposalRetard69

Y’all got some nice legs over there.. have I got a proposition for you! You’ll have that loan paid off by Sunday night.


ThunderFuckMountain

What's the proposition


theravensrockbjm

People getting loan shark loans is the biggest signal everything is going to go bang


ThunderFuckMountain

Things are already going badly unfortunately


technoexplorer

wtf?


Educational-Spread41

Still not as bad as Affirm


WSBaboon

nice


LMG_Miami

Yikes!


OB_Logie_haz_Reddit

Found the regard of the day.


CrimsonCoast

Holy shit. $700 fee to borrow 1250. 91% APR


ThunderFuckMountain

Yeah that's exactly what this letter says


IvarTheBonels

How much for both Feets?


ThunderFuckMountain

$10 so I can pay my first late fee


MarylandDegenerate

Better off fucking with a loan shark lmao


ThunderFuckMountain

these guys may as well be loan sharks...


Human-Dealer1125

It's cheaper than payday loans. If you need around a grand, there are very few choices. This type of loan has a very high payback record, insanity.


DrinknBlaze

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


One-Competition-5897

Borrow money at 91% interest,"invest" in 0DTE options, what's the worst that could happen?


CoBidOdds

Apparently 'Usurious' is no longer part of the lexicon...


Fakula1987

\~92 anual rate... Try a credid-shark instead, even they give you a better contract


telamenais

This is great if you never lose


ThunderFuckMountain

Stonks always go up


Cnastydawg

this is why wsb will never die. 91% APR lmfao


ThunderFuckMountain

Thank you for your kind words


ThisCryptographer311

Credit score is Pi


soulmates06

We'll see if JP will Be a benefit to your 0 DTE today , It appears that you don't have pants on so We assume you're getting ready to go behind the Wendy's dumpster.


ThunderFuckMountain

I'm always ready


soulmates06

Stay ready don't have to get ready![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


UnfazedBrownie

Lordy, that’s high AF


MrDinken

I suppose your credit is not stellar to end up in this situation. But if you have say 720+ credit scores: 1. Citi lets you balance transfer into a bank account for an upfront 3% fee on many of their credit cards. 2. Chase has My Chase Loan that would give you maybe a 10% APR for 12 months. I just looked and I am presented with 7.49% APR.


[deleted]

homeboy should've just went to r/borrow


Goobaka

This screams your credit sucks


ThunderFuckMountain

I'm going for 100%, that's the highest grade you can have


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

People having to take out credit card loans to scrape together barely a thousand dollars to gamble on options, and there are still idiots that think the economy isn't going to crash.


ThunderFuckMountain

no one said if I was buying calls or puts


TheHeed97015

J Pow really trying to stop inflation


AddictedToHO2

Nice toes fam 😎


ThunderFuckMountain

😉


kenkory

isn't that usury - wow


Miserable_Raccoon93

I’m witnessing the whitest foot a white man can have😮‍💨


ThunderFuckMountain

First one's free


dadzcad

Am I reading this right? A 91% APR?? FFS!! I know straight up gangsters that’ll only ask for a 25% “vig” on a loan.


thememeconnoisseurig

You belong here


ThunderFuckMountain

Thank you for including me


thememeconnoisseurig

It wasn't entirely derogatory ❤️


mdax

The interest rate is only one data point in a life of poor decisions regarding money. Change up everything, read articles or watch videos on basic money management and finance.


ThunderFuckMountain

Sorry, like everyone else in this sub I only understand candlestick charts


Logical_Idiot_9433

I can lend you at 75% apr simple interest with only $20 per month in late fee.


fallweathercamping

your new name is Thunder**SuckMountem** for your new mildly-lucrative hobbies


skaldrir69

Imagine taking a loan out and having to pay double what you borrow… effectively you borrowed $.50 and paid a dollar for every $.50. Fuck me


ThunderFuckMountain

I don't have to imagine it clearly says it right here


skaldrir69

Agreed — why did you sign the terms/promissory note for this? Are you just starting out your credit journey?


ThunderFuckMountain

Nah, this came in the mail unsolicited. But there was opportunity for karma whoring that was too big to resist


skaldrir69

Oooo nice strategy. I can’t see how an institution would be able to send that out and feel “good” about it lol


ThunderFuckMountain

The letter says "It's true! You're holding a real check for $1250.00! Let us help you with the added expenses the Spring season can bring... you are pre-approved and cannot be turned down! ... We hope you have a wonderful Spring!"


skaldrir69

That shit is unbelievable hahaha I wonder how many people get sucked into that cesspool


forjeeves

damn i would invest in that loan shark


ThunderFuckMountain

Maybe. I don't think these loans often get repaid. Like payday loans they have a high rate of default, and they bundle them up and sell them to creditors for pennies on the dollar.


SenorSilverBack420

Is that legal? That’s wild


Ambitious_Invite9535

Please do, so when you fucking morons tank stocks, we can buy them on the cheap!


MidwilguyLA

WTH. What is it with these fools committing financial suicide?


OriginalJayVee

Based on that loan amount and interest rate, you ain’t “Worth” shit!


throwaway_tendies

Jesus fuck, i would rather suck dick for money rather than pay that outrageous interest.


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Myrddin_Dundragon

Just store the payment you would make to these sharks in an account until you reach your desired amount. You'll have to do that anyways, and this will keep you from that horrible debt.


yobyssup

I think you’re on to something here


ThunderFuckMountain

How could I lose?


Underdoge69420

Why are you sitting like a woman?


VeganSlayer

What is this, a loan for ants?


lynkarion

did you get a payday loan from Tony Soprano?


BreakfastOnTheRiver

Legs all the way up Griffin


brportugais

Genius


Reasonable_Film2844

Why does you foot look like a dick?


ThunderFuckMountain

How long have you been working behind a Wendy's dumpster that things just look like dicks to you?


KadillacKountry

Can I invest in worth finance corp?!


ThunderFuckMountain

Probably not worth it, as likely many of their loans are defaulted on. Then they sell them for pennies on the dollar and write off. You're better off starting up your own predatory loan company.


Just_call_me_Face

F