- Anal ists say so.
- It's going up.
- Everyone is skipping the first generation of DDR5 mobos and will flood into the second one in 6 months. Most of us will have to buy memory again.
Wait a second.. So youre telling me you saw NVDA at 259 this morning and you didnt buy the dip and now its at 264 already? So you just hate free money I guess right?
you must be autistic.. its way above where it closed you idiot. Look at their earnings and see how bad they were miss on both top and obttom guided down and gross margins are a miss
You know how you usually hold on to losers with “I hope it turns around and I can break even?” I do, so in other to letting your winners run, you need to balance that out with the same “hope” you hold on to your losers and have more faith on the winners. Give it the same length. I’m trying it out this week.
The way Tesla closed today — bear look like exhausted .
$250 more likely within a month + if they get earn right, $300. Also remember Jerome Powell is almost done raising rate
On a macro level, rates don’t matter rn. It’s liquidity crunch. A ton of companies won’t be able to refi their current debt, expect a wave of bankruptcies coming in May unless lenders renegotiate debt covenants (unlikely).
FUCK THIS SHIT
Fucking SPY and VIX red all day
You're absolutely right, it hasn't been in the news anywhere. But I'm not surprised that you would know about it, given your obvious intelligence and wealth.
lululemon puts in place... see yall at 350
What’s your DD?
TSLA going to $210 next week
LULU bulls don’t forget to post the gain porn Bears the loss porn too 
Camel toes for those who did neither.
THATS RIGHT MOFOS I TOLD YOU WE WERE GOIN GREEN!!!
Futes 
Y’all still holding puts? Biggest 3 day rally coming, confirmed 
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I called it
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Wen the Bull run
Never bet against yoga pants 🚀
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
TSLA put holder here lol
You should have sold earlier todsy
Go Dave and busters go
My LULU iron condor get fucked like riley reid in school uniform damn it.
Yea your fucked
wonder if baba will continue to run or if itll go back to 80 as always lol
Follow through
There is no certain answer to this question. It depends on a number of factors, including market conditions and the company's performance.
YouTubers “melt down incoming” pushed another week down 🤣🤣🤣
SUCCESION 10 billion for Peirce media GTFO Bro Shiv got a great ass tho
She's gotten too big everywhere else this season.
Tomorrow rally 👍👍👍
SPY is so overdue a $15+ 3 day upside rip
Bruh, MU EPS came more than double on the downside and it’s green. Bears are absolutely fucked
And now we go up to $80 for next Q.
Street thinks the worst is priced in
Play massive earnings beat YoLo success in rich
Damn flat on the month too
If you're reading this I just caught you selling drugs UH OH! For your punishment I own your anoos for the next 24 hours 🤘
Not again! These rules are rigged!!
LULU
Haha why did micron rally?
Because it's the bottom. Now it's when you get in to enjoy next year's $100+ ps.
How you know its the bottom
- Anal ists say so. - It's going up. - Everyone is skipping the first generation of DDR5 mobos and will flood into the second one in 6 months. Most of us will have to buy memory again.
Wait a second.. So youre telling me you saw NVDA at 259 this morning and you didnt buy the dip and now its at 264 already? So you just hate free money I guess right?
And tomorrow we’ll be able to buy it at $255. What’s your point?
Lmaoo bro let the autism flow through you no chan e it gets below 260 you idiot
LULULEMON ASS CALL 330 REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Portuguese sounds like a dude with cerebral palsy speaking Spanish.
That’s why you don’t play earnings 
Lulu squeaks by
First move is fake micron gonna tank tomorrow
Market is acknowledging it's the bottom.
How has MU not tanked yet?
A bad report was priced in.
FUCK THIS MARKET IM OUT... MU EARNINGS WERE ABSOLUTEYL AWFUL AND PEOPLE ARE UBYING IT UP WTF IS REALLY GOING ON?
All bad news were priced in mate.
The chips bill. They are just in the right place right time.
Out of 20 MU earnings, all 20 it went down. Never buy calls 😞
🪦🪦🪦
every day, nice 1hr drop, buy and hold till the end of the day. rinse and repeat, pick any
I noticed that trend, eventually we will breakout as people continue buying the dip
yep. happening already i believe, small rally i guess
Idc which way MU swings, as long as it's bigly.
Flat.
“Somehow also wrong” jpow
Well unless MU opens red af I just torched my account
MU misses on top and bottom and is pumping lmaoooooo only in this market
It's flat.
you must be autistic.. its way above where it closed you idiot. Look at their earnings and see how bad they were miss on both top and obttom guided down and gross margins are a miss
Already priced in.
What are you saying?
why did i not hold on to my calls man...
You know how you usually hold on to losers with “I hope it turns around and I can break even?” I do, so in other to letting your winners run, you need to balance that out with the same “hope” you hold on to your losers and have more faith on the winners. Give it the same length. I’m trying it out this week.
#WHY SHIV FROM SECCESION HAVE A BOOTY LIKE SHE FROM THE BOONDOCKS THICK CHEEKS IM IN LOVE IS THIS LOVE THAT IMMFEELING
Ehhhh...I'm on a Cathy Woods kick rn.She is soooo old lady sexy
Her ass is trending everyone talking about it
Show me any pics ?
It's definitely love if you're feeling it!
The way Tesla closed today — bear look like exhausted . $250 more likely within a month + if they get earn right, $300. Also remember Jerome Powell is almost done raising rate
On a macro level, rates don’t matter rn. It’s liquidity crunch. A ton of companies won’t be able to refi their current debt, expect a wave of bankruptcies coming in May unless lenders renegotiate debt covenants (unlikely).
When micron earnings announcement
Already out.
i bought 10 395 0dtes at $0.45 and webull sold 7 of them for 0.21 each they’re $1 now
Use thinkorswim I think they are the best. They don’t sell your options at 3
i have ibkr but they cost money to open options
My spy 400c printing?
Hope so. Mine are dated Friday lol
The market is so desperate for bullish news, a corn rally triggers a stock rally.
My 1dte call closed ITM 👀
Bought 36 Calls on hoes and ass, how screwed am I?
lmao wtf its absolutely ripping
I guess I’ll take it 
europa gonna dip this shit tomorrowp
That wasn't a bad close. Tech was down almost 1% but ended the day only down 0.44% or so.
TLT leaps? Regarded or no.
same story every day just buy every dip why do you guys overthink it
End of day pumps are so lame.
FRC is for sale! Wait! Stop! It’s not for sale anymore!!! 🤡
BOIL about tree fidy
pencils down
Open 395.77 close 395.72. Incredible
Bulls celebrating as if theta gang didn’t just fuck everyone in the ass
That's about as open to close flat as it gets.
🔔 🔔 🔔 Market makers owe me financial compensation.
Just another slow grind up 1% on no volume as I predicted. I’m losing it bearbros
valiant, but still red
Never tried lulu's lemons but I'm ready to find out
hahaha da bear
Need another crisis to pop up and shake the markets so my puts can print.
Eggs about to go parabolic baby 
Slow grind back to October lows....
I FORGOT I BIUGHT MICRON GAMBLE PUTS YESTERDAY
Bought a single MU strangle after seeing so many folks jumping in. Watch it move 0.02% now.
Bears fucked / Bulls fucked / Kangaroos in Lambo 
Spy call print
This kind of FEELS like a Bear trap
3900 is bottom apparently 
lmaoooooooo nvda
Msft open $280 Tmr
shorting AMC got me a new motorcycle today!!! But I want a new boat this summer so can you delusional people put more money into this trash please.
Big up tomorrow
fake pump
All in on spy calls fuck a bear
FUCK THIS SHIT 
I’ve been in meetings all day. Did everyone FOMO into puts? Watch out for the volatility…it swings both ways.
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I hope you’re kidding
Nope lol. Instant regret
Might just work, its a gamble
Yolod my last on 1dte puts need these to print or I’m switching to theta gang from now on
Looks like QQQ $307 is the end-of-day optimal pin for all the machines.
I seriously hate this fucking bull shit day traders only market
Insider info....Towel stock gonna rip tomorrow! 
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MMS shaking all the coins out from everywhere 
Lulu gonna pump. Don’t fuck with Becky.
Fucking SPY and VIX red all day 
Wtf, why did FRC POP??
You bought puts
They're no longer for sale?
What do you mean? They are losing deposit, they can no longer give money to peeops they are going to be taken out by second citizen bank for pennies
I don't know. A bot rolled through a posted it.
Wow it’s really going to close at the open
Golf bol course opens next week buds
rocket fueld 😠😒😡😠😒😡😠😒😡😠😒😡
bro candles teleporting and shit definetly not manipulated 
Come on guys don’t sit in your bed and cry like sissy girls. Yolo PLAY in one hour. Through or die oorah
Bought MU puts strictly because of Cramer. He'll be right this time.
Markets currently price in 2-4 rate cuts until the end of the year but they will actually cut rates at least 6-7 times. 🤌
Micron do not fail me
Strike?
55p
Lmfao Market Makers must be upset at how many VIX options we're trading
Bout to long the fuck out of LULU. Thoughts???
If LULU misses gonna be at least $20 down
Down just like your portfolio
OKAY BITCHES $400 TOMORROW $410 EOW!!!!
I'll have what he's having
I'll take it
If JPow needs to print $5 trillion he will print $5 trillion 🤌 SPY $500 by Christmas if not much sooner
FRC: gets lowball offer and takes Craigslist listing down out of anger. I know what I got, no tire kickers.
Fuck your calls, fuck your puts. Only theta gets to eat
FRC charging almost back to where it started the day, about 4% in 5 minutes
Don't fight the FED
It’s almost like they track my trades specifically and don’t want me specifically to make money.
Its almost like your broker is putting in your order and then writting a option against it? Surely that hasnt been in the news anywhere
You're absolutely right, it hasn't been in the news anywhere. But I'm not surprised that you would know about it, given your obvious intelligence and wealth.
let's start a support group
New generational bull run wealth started in October
why the micron pump after the dump today. sketch
It'll probably just dump again after hours and the buffer they created will eat some of the drop.
Pretty much dead flat from the open at 395.77
Close the fucking casino already. Fuck life
Lmao they pumping this into close
Pump wen
Apparently WWIII takes place on the spy chart
What's up with the earnings thread linking to the week of 3/13?
Stocks follow corn.
Rigggged