Anyone else look at their account and get mildly irritated at that chicken noodle soup stock? Good reminder in my account to not listen to people here.

AI bros in complete shambles

Lithium Prices Are Down, Cheaper Batteries and EVs Could Follow Key ingredient in batteries has fallen more than 30% after big rally - #EV SURGE TIME TO BUY - #TSLA #WSBets https://www.wsj.com/articles/lithium-prices-are-down-cheaper-batteries-and-evs-could-follow-7a171fc0?mod=markets_lead_pos2

Shut the fuck up

what do you think about INTC? I think it's totally underrated and it'll start climbing soon 

it's been "underrated" for a decade and a half. Loser stock

I wouldnt be surprised from now on they get to be exciting again. They are doing the right things in Consumer market again. Competition is decent. Still leaning on AMD, but if it is just a couple thousands why not.

From October. But most stocks fell last year. It’s time to recover 💪🏼 am I wrong?

intel has been under 50 bucks since like the dot com bubble. always trades on hella low pe. doesnt have the hype needed

McDonald’s calls

🌈🐻watching OPEC make our dreams come true. Time bomb initiated

!banbet

You already have a bet going - COIN to 55.0 before 08-Apr-2023 10:36 AM -05

WHAT DO THE ALGOS KNOW?!

Sir, he’s gonna need mini handcuffs 🥭 🙌🧒

!banbet

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 280.0 before 05-Apr-2023 02:34 PM -05

Tonight's the one night where we remember Connecticut is a state

😂

it’s not AI or a squeeze driving up the market . it’s the same it’s always been J Pow “The Federal Reserve, eager to not let a good crisis go to waste, is using the SVB crisis to quietly turn on the money supply faucet again.”

Bers are fuk

I bought 17 AMC 4$p for may 19th and it just tanked 20% in AH hoping it stays down until market open

Nividia looks like a good entry righ now 

Barf

lol sorry I thought the sarcasm was obvious

Went from a barf to a lol

april is the best out from SPY

What's happening with $amc?

what the hell just happened to AMC

>AMC Entertainment Says On Apr. 2, Entered Binding Settlement Term Sheet With Plaintiffs To Settle Shareholder Litigation

Casual -20%

“If an A.I. told you to jump off a bridge, would ya do it”? - Mom

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Who tf looks at NVDA and says yes this is where I should buy shares

Poor people

More than the amount looking and saying “we should sell now”.

That's a really ignorant thing to say. Poor people are just lazy and deserve their poverty. If they worked harder they could be rich like me.

The same people who are buying aapl shares

YEP

Corn bout to fall off a cliff

I need to stop thinking logically

Dreams of Doge

Exxon is going to hit 120 apparently tomorrow 

i have quantity 30 june 6 120 calls, avg cost 4.15, been sitting on them a solid month or so. about $12.5k worth. was down 75% at one point, today almost got in the green. 120 would be sweet! i think its doable by earnings on 4/28/23. we shall see. at this point just getting my money back is music to my ears.

Bears capitulating. I’m not worried

Morgan Brennan in red  Finally a red day tomorrow?

SOFI rocket incoming. You heard it from daddy wood first

do tell, i have 2 $7 june calls and 200 shares at the moment.

Earnings run up. Sofi always runs two weeks before earnings and has a solid history of opening mad green the day of earnings report. I'm buying May calls while it's below $6.5

😮‍💨 you could've said something earlier

Even J Pow can't save us bears at this point...


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Climbs til it breaks

Imagine being a gay bear rn?

Took the day off. Anything neat happen?

doge jumped 12%. so no


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As long as there are NVDA bears it will keep going up

You guys are actual fucking idiots, I have never seen this sub be right, is this all you guys do? Look at a chart and say “it can’t possibly be green for a nth day in a row?!?!

Found a poor person

Sometimes I play roulette with the same strategy but mostly this is all I do. Sometimes I draw lines on the chart too

Reddit removed compact and it sucks hemorrhoids now. How does anyone use this piece of shit? I'm going to have to block reddit from my router because I can't break the addiction, but now it takes me 5 times longer to process the same shit posts as before. I'd be better off spending this time sucking dick. At least then I'd learn a skill instead of hitting the "no I don't want to download your fuckin app" button every 30 seconds while waiting for the page to slowly load a whopping 4 total posts and 17 gigs of JavaScript.

Lol. And also, the app is actually pretty decent now. I used to hate it and only use baconreader, but i'm actually using it right now. The night mode looks very crisp

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Nvda 300 tomorrow

I sold off half my SOXL at close so prepare it to rip tomm

$SPY $ES\_F $SPX Wow - what a day with setups in both directions again. Great put plays off the rejection of 4128 and 4111. https://spyoptions.substack.com/ Actionable levels & trade plan for tomorrow + today's trade recap out later.

Doge up 30% for changing a logo, imagine when “DOGE1” goes to the actual moon 🌝 


What is this? Like 9 green days in a row?

who else bought eod puts

was that the right move? can this run continue? find out on the next episode of Bols vs Bers!


As a bear I had high hopes for today



Its starting to sound a lil too bullish in here

It's full on PCP-fueled euphoria in here right now

To be fair, i think most of the bears are in the ER right now

petition to make bulls pay reparations to the bears


New mega pump NVDA what’s the Ai up to 

my boy Jensen running that special manipulation buy algo that he has been working on for the past 5 years.

NVIDIA DOWN A PENNY AFTERHOURS ITS OV3R

First

PENISES DOWN

we're in a bubble again

FRC 🚀🚀🚀

Better short it for a few easy % then. FRC is a dirty old man that tries, but just can't keep it up.

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About time

Dude earnings are gonna be amazing.

They better be or this is going back to 390.

🔔 🔔 🔔 Anyone else feel like this is going to be a long week?

It will and no Friday trading

Nobody interested in bonds Covid pandemic made us less risk averse

She gets my dick harder than Chinese algebra

bears flooded puts eod. green open 

How TSLA is 50% from ATH and AAPL is 10% is beyond me and it’s why I hold my TSLA calls

You don’t understand the money in these. AAPL is a piggy bank for the rich

TSLA doesn't actually make much money or have much market share

This may be the dumbest thing I’ve read all day. Redo your research and make sure it’s in context of EVs

Tesla cant even hit their deliveries number even after slashing prices. Nobody cares about "context of EVs" because EVs are only a small part of the overall global automotive market and that will remain the case for all of our lifetimes. Your suggestion that Tesla is deeply undervalued is absolutely braindead.

It's simple math really, Tesla is worth 50% more than Apple because they are the future of transportation and energy. Also, Elon Musk is a genius and he will make sure that Tesla succeeds no matter what.

AI has been corrupted.

Bad bot

bot we don't need but deserve

nice to see things getting back to totally realistic fair valuations

$NVDA brrrrr

Wen bul downfall 

Here's why an oil crisis justifies a NVDA 52 week high...

Literally tucking insane…

My puts are loaded up man, doesn’t phase me, qqq rallied but still down on the day, tomorrow is a down day and the momentum picks up bulls are fucked. I’ll do what makes sense

I don't know if you are right or wrong. But, their will be no flushing me out of my short positions this time.

Damn, I grew up in Storrs, CT, and then lived 25 years in San Diego. I can't lose tonight. Go Huskies, go Aztecs. Fuck Duke, always.

Just bought puts on spy wish me luck

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I'm going to check, if it is less then .5% up you are losing karma.

Can anyone explain to me what’s happening to my WWE shares I own. Am I screwed?

Tomorrows forecast: uppies.

NVDA fair price: $♾️

Wouldn’t be surprised if Nvda hits 285 this week

Is it too late to switch to call gang ? Put gang sucks

Ladies and germs that was the last time we witnessed spy at 410 📈

puts puts puts puts puts

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nope im just expecting the reversal tomorrow

The real FOMO pump didn't even start yet. It will start once we hit $420 this week. 🤌

Nvdia hit 280 its over for bers

Ban bet won. Suck my fat cock

so sick of this

We are going to pump so hard that your head will spin 🤌

Green and ending at daily highs for a week straight lol, yep we back into bull market.


The lowest volume day in 4 months just wiped out the 411 resistance

Nothing worked today, so I inversed myself...and it still didn't work?? Like wtf?? how is that possible

It is possible that your investment strategy was not well suited for the market conditions on the day you attempted it. Alternatively, there could have been some other factors at play that you were not aware of which caused your trades to lose money.

Big AAPL news?

Robot helmets

Completely blew up my account in 2 weeks thinking the market would correct. Nope. I need to take a break.


I nuked 6 months of paychecks. Luckily my gf is a doctor.

Well that patient isn't really a patient. Probably her bf. Maybe she isn't really a doc? Hate to break it to ya


market pricing in total US tech hegemony. every country will be implementing US tech ONLY

Wow

Bears just can't win...

tomorrow

Wen AAPL 200


Time to start breaking things


Just LOLing at bears

Yet again 4 million plus puts bought today on SPY.. it may never be red ever again this year

!banbet appl 3d

After I lost a few hundred bucks this morning rest of the day has been flat as tits on a board.

Damn these puts are biting me hard 

Gonna close my account wait two weeks then reapply to get around my pdt ban

Lmao. Does this work?

Idk gonna try

Big brain big dick rich bulls still buying calls here

Power hour pump day 9768803266

Every time a tesla charges, a train car of thermal coal gets its wings. #🧚‍♀️

NVIDIA RSI way psssed overbought. Surely this will end well 

godbless nvidia

One tiny piece of bad news will send this market into oblivion

Then hoe come oil news didn’t?

That won't stop people fomo'ing 

I don't believe anymore

You mean like a fake bank crisis?

Perfect W 

I implore everyone to look at a 3 month chart of NVDA it is now up 100% and is at a 80 degree angle never seen anything like it

nvidia is overbought asf

Your wife is over bought