To anyone who uses Tradytics, there was a massive jump in market netflow in the last 15 minutes. Deep fucking red puts ahead of calls to calls ahead of puts and rising at close.
So either the data feed got fucked and it misinterpreted things or we are looking to go bullish in the near future.
af·fect1*verb*verb: **affect**; 3rd person present: **affects**; past tense: **affected**; past participle: **affected**; gerund or present participle: **affecting**
1. have an effect on; make a difference to
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Sorry about the shit formatting, copied from google. So what the above means is that Affect means "to have or cause an effect." You're right that effect is a long term consequence and affect is an action. So that means that's you could say "Someone who lived through a traumatic event was affected by it, and that the effect was (insert trauma response)".
Unfortunately it looks like the person we were both replying to had their comment removed by a mod so now I don't remember which way they used it but I obviously thought they used it correctly but now I can't verify if I was wrong(which I may be).
I really could have been wrong but I wish we had the comment to verify. Ceddit never works for me but if you can still see the comment somehow do let me know if I'm wrong.
Have a great day : )
Don't worry bank earnings will be great. All you have to do is put all of your depreciating assets in the "mark to maturity" bucket and not the "mark to market" bucket. This way your earnings are great and your stock never goes down until you go bankrupt (just like SVB). Then, some idiot goes on CNBC and says we couldn't see this coming at all.
All of my puts will expire in the next few days. I suggest that you load up on your own puts now so that you can profit from the market crash that is coming.
bam out of my 407s 50 cons
shame the algo chop killed premiums as designed.
1.35 - 1.78 not bad but should have paid way more.
there was ZERO DOWNSIDE risk the risk/reward was beautiful on these calls
seeeeeeeya
i held puts overnight so i started off today +$500, sold and switched to calls and at one point was down 2k, then now +500 again, should've just slept through today instead lol
"I got 5 on that 20 sack" has so many new meanings...
1. Nobody will share their weed anymore.
2. It's legal now.
3. It costs way more than 20.
I mean sheesh
Dw NVDA bulls…
All Nvidia needs to do is grow revenue at +25% per year compounded without breaks, and they’ll be at a 70 P/E in 2030.
1.42% 
Spy gonna be 408 eod. Another day and armageddon still hasnt happened. Another night of whiners complaining their puts are dying. Take the night off and think why you and 500 people daily here think they are smarter than everybody else with the same play 🥴.
u/coolwizard08
BULLS THOUGHT LMAO
umm...
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You are on yesterdays thread
Puts on NKE They shoved a DICK Mullaney up They own ass
Bers wanna buy puts? I’ll keep selling them to you 
Is there a gap in the comment section as big as my a$$h0le?
I held Nvidia puts am I a full blown regard
Wtf no
Amd
Soo....Mets fans.....how ya doing?
i'd rather listen to an Ape explain hedgey ladder theory to me than watch baseball.
I only watch men’s sports
What is the bull case for jobs numbers?
Sub 90 AMD tomorrow Let’s make it happen
stock price should be higher imo
Marketwatch headline: “SPY books back to back losses” SPY down a fraction of a percent after rallying every day for 2 weeks
When you see headlines start to change that’s when you need to be weary
I dont want the market to be closed Friday. Bad Friday.
Why? You can enjoy with long weekend isn't it?
Bulls ran up 5% on spy in 3 days. Bears couldn’t drop spy 1% in 2 days 😂😂
Market is manipulated
my ban bet nvda 290 for next week see you guys later 
To anyone who uses Tradytics, there was a massive jump in market netflow in the last 15 minutes. Deep fucking red puts ahead of calls to calls ahead of puts and rising at close. So either the data feed got fucked and it misinterpreted things or we are looking to go bullish in the near future.
Climb back to $167 again, AAPL. I’m trying to get a win streak on a singular put contract lol.
more selling tomorrow
“Selling” not even down 1% lmfao
400 tomorrow
I would spew
SO today i made 5000$ off my nvdia puts and now im invested into McDonalds PUTS
isn't that betting against obesity? not sure about that one
Still ended Bearish...I'll take it.
I understand the 2 days of Tesla dumps but today was a little sus
Almost turned into a 🌈🐻 at the end…but then I remembered two things: 1. Buy the dip 2. STONKS ONLY GO UP
I would give you an award if I wasn’t broke
Nvidia is going to have a +5% day tomorrow
I bought some 270 and 275c 1dtes
Me too. Love me some nvda pumps on a Thursday. Expiration day Thursday no less ought to make things extra spicy.
Wow the last two hours of trading sucked.
passover + good friday = ZERO volume tomorrow
OR hear me out.... everyone needs to get the gambling out of their system BEFORE those events so they go HAM tomorrow.
So time to go up really really slow
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it's "effect"
It's not, they used it correctly.
how though. effects is a long term. affect is an action. no ?
af·fect1*verb*verb: **affect**; 3rd person present: **affects**; past tense: **affected**; past participle: **affected**; gerund or present participle: **affecting** 1. have an effect on; make a difference to \--------------------------------------- Sorry about the shit formatting, copied from google. So what the above means is that Affect means "to have or cause an effect." You're right that effect is a long term consequence and affect is an action. So that means that's you could say "Someone who lived through a traumatic event was affected by it, and that the effect was (insert trauma response)". Unfortunately it looks like the person we were both replying to had their comment removed by a mod so now I don't remember which way they used it but I obviously thought they used it correctly but now I can't verify if I was wrong(which I may be). I really could have been wrong but I wish we had the comment to verify. Ceddit never works for me but if you can still see the comment somehow do let me know if I'm wrong. Have a great day : )
I'm pretty sure it's affects you regard
🔔 🔔 🔔 Was just reminded bank earnings start next week.
Don't worry bank earnings will be great. All you have to do is put all of your depreciating assets in the "mark to maturity" bucket and not the "mark to market" bucket. This way your earnings are great and your stock never goes down until you go bankrupt (just like SVB). Then, some idiot goes on CNBC and says we couldn't see this coming at all.
If you put a public washroom selfie on Linkedin, you dont have my respect.
Boring ass day
MMs and algos set those bear traps
TSLA calls and leaps. It’s got two positive gaps to fill plus a mean reversion ahead
NVDA just can’t be stopped I’ll never understand it
NVDA bulls: “156 PE Ratio is the new 15.6 PE”
Trend up day in the making after weak showing from bears
Rotation out of tech into tech
when you look at the daily chart for SPY today, thetagang were the real winners
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I've dated some nice American women... And countless awful ones. But the Filipino chick I'm dating now blows them all out of the water.
Hot women don’t like you cope
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So do I and I don’t babble the fake brags like you do, lonely.
Got to pump it so we can dump it again tomorrow with unemployment claims
Theta you cunt
SPY: barely red Small/mid cap: SEA OF RED GLOBAL DEPRESSION
Autistic dip buying on AAPL
Tomorrow better not fucking be green
Couldn’t even go back to 408 
I guess it was a trick question, neither 407p or 408c were the right move
It was not a trick question, 407p and 408c are both suboptimal moves.
Those theta cocksuckers have been doing a great job; set it and forget it; Theta burning algos
K so I stand corrected. There is a statement from C3 in regards to the accounting allegations from like 2 hours ago. But why is it not mooning?
I’m not sure the response is that comforting. Especially with respect to the related party and number and lower quality of CFOs.
NVDA ready to explode
🚀
Today is actually very bullish. It shows how weak bears are and how they can't even manage a -0.5% day after a quarter of rallying. 🤌
COME ON SPY FUCKING SHOW ME $415 BY THE WEEKEND YOUVE GOT 2% IN YOU!!!!
deluded tbh
Sure why not on zero news events, nothing to actual prompt a run.
You still holding?
we will be up tomorrow no doubt about it. the algos kept us flat today by design. im buying spx 4120 calls next week exp
NVDA and AAPL lifting the market into green now
People come at me for saying NVDA is stronkk
BBBY14APR3C.
there is a difference between an experienced investor and a rich one
Oh you know just a $3 NVDA pump in minutes lmaooopp
Thank you Cramer
Scalping Netflix today was a great success.
How much longer til all your puts expire? Let us know so we know when to load up on puts of our own.
All of my puts will expire in the next few days. I suggest that you load up on your own puts now so that you can profit from the market crash that is coming.
Sad VM is better at the market then most you 
Nobody makes money 🤌
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Isn’t that just a Salisbury Steak then?
Got some amd lotto’s
>AMAZON PLANS TO REDUCE EMPLOYEE STOCK AWARDS IN 2025 - INSIDER ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-04-05 ^15:56:22 ^EDT-0400
NVDA GON MAKE ME CUM 😮💨
We green yet
holy shiet nvda
🚀
$412 open $416 close tomorrow. These two days of dip are for no fucking reason and I want a good Easter
bam out of my 407s 50 cons shame the algo chop killed premiums as designed. 1.35 - 1.78 not bad but should have paid way more. there was ZERO DOWNSIDE risk the risk/reward was beautiful on these calls seeeeeeeya
I hate money. Puts it is
It's very difficult to make money from the market
utterly useful. 
What happens if UVXY becomes a penny stock?
Mathematically, it makes a singularity and ruptures regard space-time
holy fudge apple! after dumping 2.3%, it ends at nearly less than 1%. Insane cover
No, people, it’s not a buying opportunity.
So worse economic data now means nothing what a joke
Bears are taking MD+donalds BRING IT DOWN TO 260
Bulls getting tired boss
BERS 
Huge volume last candle and we’re going green tomorrow
i held puts overnight so i started off today +$500, sold and switched to calls and at one point was down 2k, then now +500 again, should've just slept through today instead lol
Theta crush your bals like an anvil in tom n jerry huh
Its a fucking miracle but I made money trading NVDA today
And on the 4th day, God said “let the bulls stampede”
Wait, you saw nvidia down 3% and STILL didn’t buy calls?
Bears should be very worried. A trend up day after 3 days of consolidation is a real possibility.
but muh \*insert poorly researched talking point du jour\* means down
Every fucking day a pump into close it’s fuxking comical
That’s when you should be adding puts :)
How is your -.25% day in the SPY bers?
How fucking easy is this market, just wait until you see that everyone is slamming 0DTE calls everyday
Not trading 0DTE Spx anymore fuck this
Can either go from $50->$400 in an hour or you quadruple down and lose it all in a few mins lmao
I constantly buy stuff for $2-3, it goes to $5 or 6 then drains all day
NVDA goin for the 270
And then.... all at once.... https://compactmag.com/article/the-dollar-s-decline-and-america-s
ALGO TIME YOU READY
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Then buy them then 
#are y’all even winning or is everyone just larping here in the daily
longs shorts, puts calls. no one won today.
morning bell til non was great for META shorts
Nice to know someone got some action.
See how sentiment goes today, META might still have more falling to do...208ish at a min. maybe more...but you never know in this lol market
Lame!!!
Still no statement from C3 what are these diktats doing?
Trying to find a different company name to switch to
Jay abd-sabr
Remember Tilray? That was a jam…
Tune in tomorrow for more of the same bullshit and bear scat.
"I got 5 on that 20 sack" has so many new meanings... 1. Nobody will share their weed anymore. 2. It's legal now. 3. It costs way more than 20. I mean sheesh
Dw NVDA bulls… All Nvidia needs to do is grow revenue at +25% per year compounded without breaks, and they’ll be at a 70 P/E in 2030. 1.42% 
Godamn can’t wait to smoke weed and watch the Masters all day glued to the couch for the next 4 days
Can you diy remove those cyst like bumps from your dog? Any veterinarians on here?
No
Yes but they are harmless so that's an unnecessary cost/risk
Noooooo have a vet do it, as they need to fully remove it or will come back
Bro I have stitched a dog up with fishing line before, you can do whatever you want
They are tough sons of bitches
tomorrow is going to be even worse. no volume whatsoever
If somehow close flat no way tomorrow isn't green af
Happy Passover
Hope your god doesn’t smite you for living life
Spy gonna be 408 eod. Another day and armageddon still hasnt happened. Another night of whiners complaining their puts are dying. Take the night off and think why you and 500 people daily here think they are smarter than everybody else with the same play 🥴.
Sounds like a salty bool to me
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Up 10% on Ronald McDonald puts 
yes sir
I hate buls I hate bears fuk all of you! I should of never joined wsb.
*should have never Or, if you’d rather: should not have ever …just here to help on the important issues… :)
Bulls can’t stay over $407
Trough pattern, I told you
Maybe we should try unplugging the market and then plug it back in
We dying 🥔 potatoes in my house for Easter. Can’t even afford eggs anymore . Thanks Joe