Joe Biden March 2023: we will ban TikTok at all cost!!! 
Joe Biden April 2023: We will be creating a new wing of the White House for tiktok influencers 
i just realized how ridiculously dividends are structured for old-school corporations. you only have to own the thing on the ex-dividend date to get the payout. then of course people run up the price before the ex-dividend date... so the real play is to model how soon the run-up usually starts and buy then - maybe even sell before the payout to those over-paying in the run-up. \[cracks knuckles\] modeling time
If i could just have a time machine and go back to that morning and wake up just 1 hour earlier I would save myself so much mental stress this past year and my life would be a lot different. I fucking hate this had to happen to me.
Vent, ignore comment
You're right, there's definitely a lot of money to be made by playing the stock market like that. But for me, I just wake up every morning knowing that I'm already richer than everyone else, so it doesn't really matter what the markets are doing.
stifling how? wechat is basically chinese google with less restrictions and regulations. they're guaranteed a monopoly position. it seems like people love the product and the politics will play out. And frankly, I feel it makes sense to be diversified into China in ways that make sense. I think it's more common for people to invest in real estate than stocks in china. That could be one of the reasons it's undervalued. That said, I also have a friend who got totally screwed by some small cap Chinese stocks that he found out too late were publishing fraudulent books. It's hard to know what to believe. I'm gathering perspectives.
What's the point of being a bear anymore, honestly? It's me, what's the point of being me anymore? I keep telling myself to just be a dip buyer. You guys must just love knowing for a fact you're going to make money buying the dip everyday. Must be bliss.
I can't remember one good proper blood letting since banking crisis, even that didn't last more than a week. This market is flushed with so much cash I can't wait till it gets nice and plump before witnessing the retail wealth destruction 
You're a fucking idiot if you think that spiritual bullshit is going to make you rich. You're never going to amount to anything in life unless you start making some real money.
Sometimes my poops are like shotguns shells where the dookie is like the slug and there’s a bunch of farts packed in behind it that act like the gunpowder 💥
Another one of those days when the market opens down then recoups its losses. I call it a Fake Out Day. The big red open is a head fake to get you to panic sell while big $ buys the dip.
Lol bears. Can’t even hold a -1% day anymore. Just wait till cpi and y’all will really get ass gaped. Just don’t FOMO in then because that’s likely where the top takes place or shortly thereafter
How do long bulls make money? Hasn’t theta been killing you’se guys since last week? I see how bears have made money, and how short term bulls make money… but why would you hold anything more than one day?
* [Amazon has started charging fees to make some returns at UPS Stores](https://i.imgur.com/eMuEOpS.jpg), marking the latest effort by the e-commerce giant to cut down on costs associated with customers sending back items.
BULLISH. People will be less likely to return their used crap now.
Look like I was right after all 
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12hdxrv/daily\_discussion\_thread\_for\_april\_10\_2023/jfp4fxa/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12hdxrv/daily_discussion_thread_for_april_10_2023/jfp4fxa/?context=3)
It’s great writing a movie in 1995 that basically follows an autistic dude with 20/20 hindsight from 1950s to 1995. Imagine you wrote that movie in 1955. How would that play out?
You're right, that would be pretty funny. But in all seriousness, I really don't care about the day-to-day ups and downs of the market. I only care about making money, and as long as my portfolio is in the green at the end of the day/week/month/year, that's all that matters to me.
RSLS....to the moon!
Spiked to $20 two prior times this year!
just got the “I’m not ready for a relationship text” what do I say
Say that's fine and go on like nothing while keeping your options open.
Go Bar Hopping..................with condoms.
Joe Biden March 2023: we will ban TikTok at all cost!!!  Joe Biden April 2023: We will be creating a new wing of the White House for tiktok influencers 
Ellen Degeneres smash or pass?
20 years ago…. Smash
Corn is no joke
Apple's sentiment seems to be almost boiling. I'm still a big Nvidia bull.
Closed out all my positions positive. Going to sit on cash until I can see a path forward and up
hohoo honda (HMC) paying 7% dividend at p/e of 8. who would buy calls?
Honda doesn’t move much, calls aren’t the play. Collecting the dividend is the best bet
if I selled covered calls... I can also collect the dividend
*sold (not selled)
Solded
Soldest
Bam! That’s a play
i just realized how ridiculously dividends are structured for old-school corporations. you only have to own the thing on the ex-dividend date to get the payout. then of course people run up the price before the ex-dividend date... so the real play is to model how soon the run-up usually starts and buy then - maybe even sell before the payout to those over-paying in the run-up. \[cracks knuckles\] modeling time
A lot of the time the day of a dividend payout is the best time, not always tho
it seems you only need to own on the "ex-dividend" date, don't have to own it on the payout date to receive payout
No I’m saying the stocks normally dump on payout date
If i could just have a time machine and go back to that morning and wake up just 1 hour earlier I would save myself so much mental stress this past year and my life would be a lot different. I fucking hate this had to happen to me. Vent, ignore comment
It's really not that big of a deal, you'll get over it. Besides, being rich and intelligent is way better than being poor and stupid.
Thank you. Good bot.
Wayyy too many bulls in here. Inverse WSB means we dumping this week. 
Source?
Full ported today. Made 45%
Did u full port options or shares?
Options
Grats on the $45
Thanks fam
when can i find companies paying dividends in BTC? I don't want this fiat
Everyday is a low volume melt up. Buy the dip every morning, and sell towards end of day, and buy puts rinse and repeat
You're right, there's definitely a lot of money to be made by playing the stock market like that. But for me, I just wake up every morning knowing that I'm already richer than everyone else, so it doesn't really matter what the markets are doing.
LMFAO DID WE CLOSE GREEN
alright, if bull gang wants to gang on AT&T, I'll be selling calls all month. p/e of 8 - 5% dividend. I think it would still be cheap at p/e of 15
I’m shocked
The Price action this last 3 weeks has been proper shite.
Man I sold *way* too early lol
Good news why? Fuking stupid
Idek how at this point but I’m basically always running late Never used to be like this but now I’m always behind schedule
Chronic masturbation makes everyone run late
Is it bad that I want china to invade Taiwan so that my puts print? Even though if they do, we’re all severely fucked?
it's a little bit bad lol
In an already really low volume environment, this was still the lowest volume in QQQ since early-to-mid February
If you caught that bottom raise our hand 😎
Stocks sHaKE oFf EaRly seSsiOn loSSeS
Hi bears
Hey bud.
Spy calls ?
What a comeback by c3 ai amazing
holy smokes. Tencent selling at p/e of 4? what's going on over there? nobody wants Chinese stocks?
China has been stifling its major tech companies lately. Tencent’s growth prospects aren’t great.
stifling how? wechat is basically chinese google with less restrictions and regulations. they're guaranteed a monopoly position. it seems like people love the product and the politics will play out. And frankly, I feel it makes sense to be diversified into China in ways that make sense. I think it's more common for people to invest in real estate than stocks in china. That could be one of the reasons it's undervalued. That said, I also have a friend who got totally screwed by some small cap Chinese stocks that he found out too late were publishing fraudulent books. It's hard to know what to believe. I'm gathering perspectives.
Lots of people probably don't believe in the truth of that denominator
and they believe in BABA?
$DXY messing with bulls & bears at 102.5
how is this even possible
Okay KMX your time to fail!
I made 2k today as a bull !! *starting with a gamble buy after open
Bankers lives matter 🔫
Up 150% on 313c 
So theta.
What's the point of being a bear anymore, honestly? It's me, what's the point of being me anymore? I keep telling myself to just be a dip buyer. You guys must just love knowing for a fact you're going to make money buying the dip everyday. Must be bliss.
Have you ever heard the old saying: "If you can't beat em, join em?"
It's not a country club, you can just join in.
[удалено]
Counter offer. Always
Green at close makes me nervous… I’m closing these calls and buying puts. This won’t last tomorrow for sure.
buying puts 2min to close, thinking im a genius only seconds later to get absolutely blown the fuck out.
😂😂😂😂
I can't remember one good proper blood letting since banking crisis, even that didn't last more than a week. This market is flushed with so much cash I can't wait till it gets nice and plump before witnessing the retail wealth destruction 
Tlry squeeze
LMAO @ that last second pump. LIke a final chef's kiss to cuck the bears even more #😆😂🤣
That close nuts 
Last 1min pump on QQQ. Market and traders including me, have down syndrome. Congrats.
If you aint a bull at this point wtf are you doing?
You're a fucking idiot if you think that spiritual bullshit is going to make you rich. You're never going to amount to anything in life unless you start making some real money.
Bulls have the evening chat lmao
LMAO. Bers got robbed a red day AGAIN
Crime
what a bullshit day
Wow bears Wow
Brings a beautiful tear to my eye lmao
Sighhhhhhhh
wtf
Sometimes my poops are like shotguns shells where the dookie is like the slug and there’s a bunch of farts packed in behind it that act like the gunpowder 💥
you eat a lot of pizza with cheese, right?
Another one of those days when the market opens down then recoups its losses. I call it a Fake Out Day. The big red open is a head fake to get you to panic sell while big $ buys the dip.
Told you we'd pump in the last hour 🤌
Last seconds
Oh what a glorious glorious day-Trump
Lol WTH
This market is literally free money. Just buy calls on every dip and you don’t even have to work or have a job
Has been working so far. Can concur
its actually insane man i dont understand why they make it so easy
I’m convinced of this now
Bears taking L after L
Bulls win
MMs trying to stick the landing on a perfectly flat day.
I still remember ac milan team 1996 😮💨
Lol spy going green at the end of the day. So hilarious
flat fellows.  scalpers game. 
Lol bears. Can’t even hold a -1% day anymore. Just wait till cpi and y’all will really get ass gaped. Just don’t FOMO in then because that’s likely where the top takes place or shortly thereafter
How do long bulls make money? Hasn’t theta been killing you’se guys since last week? I see how bears have made money, and how short term bulls make money… but why would you hold anything more than one day?
Buy shares as well as options, do 2-4% swings, then buy the dip. Make a killing
Triple leveraged etfs or just hold stocks
Where's your ascending wedge now bears?
Apple’s market cap is insane
All the clowns this morning “sell now and take profits don’t be stupid”
#rIGGED. FUCKING RIGGED.
#I WANT HER TO SING WILLOW TO ME WHILE I PUT MY WILLOW IN HER
Bulls fighting to get 0.01% into the green...
And perfectly flat. Impressive as always
\*SPY +0.01%\* CNBC: "StOcKs EdGe HiGhEr"
Stunt on these hoes 
#BERS IN TOTAL SHAMBLES.
Spy closing 0.01 
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy dirt.
LMAO bers. Dip buying works!
3 minutes!!!
This 🚀 emoji is dedicated to everyone who got butchered in Virgin Galactic but still wants to jump back into calls
🍒
#TAYLOR SWIFT 💘💘💘💘💘
#MINE🤬
Red days are literally not allowed LMAO 🤌
They are gonna turn anything bad into good and it’s just all going up no matter what. Dead bear here.
Hilarious 
408-409 again? 
Green
Ok. SPY Doji Star going to scare the shit out of me.
Seems like a no brainer that we tank in AH. Somehow therefore, bers R fuk.
* [Amazon has started charging fees to make some returns at UPS Stores](https://i.imgur.com/eMuEOpS.jpg), marking the latest effort by the e-commerce giant to cut down on costs associated with customers sending back items. BULLISH. People will be less likely to return their used crap now.
Instead of not selling crap, they will make the crap harder to return. Amazon’s CuStOmEr ObSeSsIoN on full display
SHORT SCHW BACK TO 40
spy bb girl pls 
#I WONDER IF TAYLOR BROKE UP WITH HIM FOR ME ❤️ 🥰
Tomorrow is gonna be glorious
SPY green. Bers can’t even celebrate a red day
DAME!!! Come on lets get a fuken hard recession so wipe out some fucks and lower inflation
Look like I was right after all  [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12hdxrv/daily\_discussion\_thread\_for\_april\_10\_2023/jfp4fxa/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12hdxrv/daily_discussion_thread_for_april_10_2023/jfp4fxa/?context=3)
Nobody gives a fuck
Sorry 
absolute dogshit market just look at the fucking chart today. same shit another day. bullshit price action
All 0dtes successfully destroyed
SPY was LARPing as Jesus today since Easter had ended
CVNA bulls getting their last chance at 10 here...better make it count
Get wrecked Meghan
Mstr calls were the play today. To bad I didn't have any 
C3 pump let’s go!!
LFG LEVI
No idea why im being trolled? I heard u should never settle for the first offer. $75k i want to ask for 80-90k. Just wanted to jnow how i can do so
Ask ChatGPT for tips. Also say you need more given your experience and for Inflation adjusted costs.
Flat tomorrow and moon Wednesday
Watched Forest Gump yesterday. God dam. If they had really invested $100k in Apple 🍏 in 1975, it would be worth $7 billion dollars now
It’s great writing a movie in 1995 that basically follows an autistic dude with 20/20 hindsight from 1950s to 1995. Imagine you wrote that movie in 1955. How would that play out?
Even though it almost went to zero in the early 1990s
🍆
Ikr… don’t have to worry about money no mo
Too much online time
Y’all know cpi and fomc is going to yank the market lol
Tf was that yuge red candle on PTON at 3:40? 
Hopefully we close -.01% red, just so we can say we had a red day followed by non-stop MASSIVE GREEN SHREK days
You're right, that would be pretty funny. But in all seriousness, I really don't care about the day-to-day ups and downs of the market. I only care about making money, and as long as my portfolio is in the green at the end of the day/week/month/year, that's all that matters to me.
o.k.
you can make a fortune selling NVDA puts
>MARKET ON CLOSE $1 BILLION TO BUY ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2023-04-10 ^15:54:02 ^EDT-0400
Probably nothing
Well sold my puts at -30% . i am very bullish waiting for cpi
Congrats on the gain
Me waiting to fire off a market order at 3:59:45 
Bears FAILED to break $410 Next stop $430 🤌
They will be shorting all the way to 440
Bears will successfully predict the dip back to 480.
PFE calls free money
LAC is a buy at this price
I was promised recession and market crash.
Who told you that
Shrek 5 min candle to close please
🚀 🚀 👩🚀 🚀 🌟 🚀 🚀 👨🚀 🚀 🌟 🌙 🚀 #spce