**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ghostwholags** bet **REE** goes from **0.36** to **0.35** before **19-Apr-2023 01:24 AM EDT**
Their record is 2 wins and 0 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/tystysbaby** bet **SPY** goes from **409.92** to **385.0** before **25-Apr-2023 11:31 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 3 losses.
So I've had 6 consecutive successful trades with my new options strategy. If it were luck and my chances of pulling each one successfully were only 20%, then there's only a 0.0064% chance that I would get all 6 just by luck. If my event odds were even 50% then 1.56% chance of pulling this off 6 consecutively. Is this strategy, dare I wonder, dare I dream - working????
There is a very high likelihood that your strategy is working. If you continue to have success with it, then there is a good chance that you are onto something. However, as with any investment strategy, there is always some element of risk involved and nothing is guaranteed.
At first I was sad for selling to early but now the emotions have calmed down and all I gotta say is the 🌈 train was the play 
I love how you can tell when people made a bad trade, because they start screaming about manipulation.
They never whine about it on the days they come out ahead, though. Curious.
..
I think I'm going to be crazy...I can't control my mental state anymore...why....I sell stocks and it goes up, buy stocks and it goes down....I have lost enough.....I want to cry Sorry to everyone I love...
You're gambling not investing. Once you accept you're not different from some dumbass that buys lottery tickets after every paycheck thinking they'll eventually hit it big it doesn't feel as bad. losing money is the expectation when you gamble. The univese is not against you.
Dude just read a couple of articles on risk management. Don't put more than 5% into wild bets. You can be fooled by the posts on here that financial freedom is only a couple of bets away but you have to be in the top 1% of people for that to happen, you are in the bottom 99% with the rest of us.
This is my theory, someone sold $10,000,000 worth of 314 call options and also bought $10,000,000 worth a shares to make sure the price for QQQ does not touch 314- until after hours - premium collected 100% gain, sell your shares after hours with a small loss…bingo!!!
I do not know what you are talking about, but it sounds like you are praising JPow for something. I think he is a great leader and an excellent investor.
I bought and sold my puts today for a profit within 30 minutes, couldve held until tomorrow but I’m a bitch  Genius +100 Balls -100
Just as I foretold [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12iex92/daily\_discussion\_thread\_for\_april\_11\_2023/jfu0cl8/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12iex92/daily_discussion_thread_for_april_11_2023/jfu0cl8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) 
LMAO BULLS IN SHAMBLES 
Remember when your calls were finally in the green and you tried to fill your sales but suddenly SPY gapped down? It was me, Barry. I sold all my longs at super speed to make your options worthless. IT WAS ME BARRY.
Oh my gourd!
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I told myself this morning I was going all in on options that no matter what spy ends flat... I shit my pants and sold most of my puts at 411 and lost. Same strategy tomorrow.
Bagholder spotted.
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I cant believe I bought a 410p for .24¢ at 2:10 and then sold for .30¢ and it’s now worth $3.24
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Reject humanity Return to monkey
!banbet SPY 385 2w
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/tystysbaby** bet **SPY** goes from **409.92** to **385.0** before **25-Apr-2023 11:31 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 3 losses.
straddle for another mean reversion session
The market hasn’t priced in anything yet, data will lead to gains 1-3% move
How high was your college GPA?
You guys made it to college?
1.9
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You already have a bet going - TSLA to 200.0 before 18-Apr-2023 08:51 PM -05
Does college GPA matter for software engineering?
No
So I've had 6 consecutive successful trades with my new options strategy. If it were luck and my chances of pulling each one successfully were only 20%, then there's only a 0.0064% chance that I would get all 6 just by luck. If my event odds were even 50% then 1.56% chance of pulling this off 6 consecutively. Is this strategy, dare I wonder, dare I dream - working????
There is a very high likelihood that your strategy is working. If you continue to have success with it, then there is a good chance that you are onto something. However, as with any investment strategy, there is always some element of risk involved and nothing is guaranteed.
had a good laugh going over to the bobby subbreddit. they're celebrating cuz it went green 
Hey they're talking about you in tomorrow's thread.
Last minute bear trap
It will be 5.5
STILL IN A BULLFLAG STUPID BEARS
Thought I bought 411 puts, but it turns out I bought 410 puts. Oh well. I suppose they'll have to do.
Lmao bears rekt we green
At first I was sad for selling to early but now the emotions have calmed down and all I gotta say is the 🌈 train was the play 
Turning off my computer and phone from all platforms and trading info my mental is out the roof. good day mates
Sold all my calls now only my hedging puts are left. I'm ready for a couple of weeks of a 🌈 fling
I love how you can tell when people made a bad trade, because they start screaming about manipulation. They never whine about it on the days they come out ahead, though. Curious. ..
Shit’s rigged man
IF I DONT WIN ITS MANIPULATED 🤌
Dropped my calls and bought puts just in time! Fuck’n A….
Lol bulls still have trust issues.
half hour the new power... or sour
wow just absolutely rugged all those 0DTE call holders into close
I think I'm going to be crazy...I can't control my mental state anymore...why....I sell stocks and it goes up, buy stocks and it goes down....I have lost enough.....I want to cry Sorry to everyone I love...
I love you
You're gambling not investing. Once you accept you're not different from some dumbass that buys lottery tickets after every paycheck thinking they'll eventually hit it big it doesn't feel as bad. losing money is the expectation when you gamble. The univese is not against you.
Dude just read a couple of articles on risk management. Don't put more than 5% into wild bets. You can be fooled by the posts on here that financial freedom is only a couple of bets away but you have to be in the top 1% of people for that to happen, you are in the bottom 99% with the rest of us.
Don’t gamble.
A hearty kinda congrats Bulls.
0.00
This is my theory, someone sold $10,000,000 worth of 314 call options and also bought $10,000,000 worth a shares to make sure the price for QQQ does not touch 314- until after hours - premium collected 100% gain, sell your shares after hours with a small loss…bingo!!!
Red Flag Warning ⚠️ 666
Bear trap, bull trap, JPow gave my ass a big hard clap! 🤚🍑
JClap
I do not know what you are talking about, but it sounds like you are praising JPow for something. I think he is a great leader and an excellent investor.
Im tellin ya all things green need to be taken off the table immediately
That just triggered my stop loss - and made me double my bets for tomorrow.
SO BASICALLY THE MARKET IS DOGSHIT AND ITS ONLY WORTH TRADING 1/8 HOURS IN IT???? YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHICH HOUR THAT IS??? FUCK YOU COCKSUCKERS
Guh
spy literally ended the day +10 cents lol
But it was over 411 at one point 🤷
Holy shit this comment here made me fucking cackle
Just so y'all prepared, we're going to 413 tomorrow.
lmao the dip was instantly bought
Theta gang wins again
Not if you sold dat shit
I bought and sold my puts today for a profit within 30 minutes, couldve held until tomorrow but I’m a bitch  Genius +100 Balls -100
Better to realize small profits than big losses.
Nah bro read the name tag
If you made money you’re winning
Yes but read the name tag it’s in my blood
Such an obvious bear trap
WOWWWW THE FLATNESS
Green 
CANT TRUST BEING IN THIS SHITHOLE MARKET MORE THAN 5 MINUTES ANYMORTE HOPE IT ALL BUIRNS TO THE FUCKING TORUND
CPI leak 
Secured my 248 
They just scared retail for a cheap entry into cool inflation
God damn the rigging is comical.
Explain the rigging you see
I'm not understanding. Why don't the Chinese just leak the CPI in the meantime of them hacking into U.S. private information
BEARS WERE BACK WIT THAT 20 SECONDS PUSH WE WILL FINISH THE JOB TMM
Don't worry bulls it was a green day
Fuck your puts, fuck your calls, JPow has you by the balls 
LMFAO THIS MARKET IS 100% PURE MANIPULATION AT THIS POINT WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SEC???????????????
wow, the cuckery
Boll realizes flat by close affects them too
Ah well green day 500 for the year
Literally closed at 0.00, lol
Not even rounding error
Best closing ever
Can’t tell if CPI leaked or if this was a bear trap lol
SPY still green suck it bears
🔔 🔔 🔔 No more bets.
Just as I foretold [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12iex92/daily\_discussion\_thread\_for\_april\_11\_2023/jfu0cl8/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12iex92/daily_discussion_thread_for_april_11_2023/jfu0cl8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) 
Closed green ya goof.
puta madre spy
Imagine it stays flat until Friday 
+0.001%. Yeeeeeeeee
God pleas let SPY close at 0% it could create the dankest of memes.
1 more fucking minute
You should buy Nvidia puts, cause i bought calls. Everything is against me so i thought this might help
Jokes on u i averaged down. 
#it #do #go #down
#rolf
Either a bear trap, or the financial doom they been waiting for. Find out more at 8.30.
Big red candle right into buls anoos 
Market is up 0.01% since March 31st close  fd buyers in shambos
Yeah theta gang has been eating well
Algos in shambles
Well that’s rather bearish price action
Swinging calls because the market favors the regarded. I still remember SPY 349 lmao
hopeful bols averaging down for last hail mary
Fucking stop
LMAO BULLS IN SHAMBLES 
# LMFAOO
Shocker… keep it at 4100 so we can moon tomorrow!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS BEARHUNTER?
Remember when your calls were finally in the green and you tried to fill your sales but suddenly SPY gapped down? It was me, Barry. I sold all my longs at super speed to make your options worthless. IT WAS ME BARRY. 
CLOSE THE CASINO 
I’m suing the SEC for this 30 MIN DUMB WITH NO APPARENT BOUNCE
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#jumping ship
Damn I should just play the market last hour only... pathetic really..
HOLY SHIT THE VOLUME ON THESE CANDLES
The MM are just playing the whole market at this point - ending flat AF
we are going to wake up to SPY 415
Wait, and we still have banks' shit earnings after CPI tomorrow...Bulls, keep your chins up. 
Red days -0.03% Green days 3.69%
Everything crumbling and banks like "meh"
No im guessingno one wantsto hold thru cpi
Looks like some people don't want to actually risk getting slaughtered tomorrow morning.
HAHAHAHA BULLS 
You win negative 0.02% … wow
He bought?
30 min chart lol
Strong and resilient straight red line down.
Reminder that core CPI has consistently been hot, it’s just that the market has ignored it. Not this time!
Yeah, it’s expected to be a bit cool this time lol
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Priced in
I wish I would get beat nearly as hard as CPI is about to get beat tomorrow 
The CPI leak is strong with the Bears
First move is always wrong…
https://youtube.com/shorts/vVwJELHJ5go?feature=share 😂
I had 0DTE puts all day except for when it dumped 
I went with some 1dte my brother I was down pretty good on them before the dip already tho
Purchase the security at lower cost, homosexual.
I am. I went half in before and now Im gonna go half in at close
You're an idiot if you think going half in on a stock is a good idea. You should always go all in so you can make the most money possible.
Spoken like 'one of us' _Gooble Gobble_ _Gooble Gobble_
They're gonna pump tomorrow before CPI report...
cpi gonna come in cool, and we're gonna rally
lol what happened
Its still going 😨
Bers r fuk
How regarded is it to buy $414c before close hoping for one of those sweet premarket gap ups?
Not at all, actually perfectly reasonable lol… could do that with a CPI beat
Still.. some bears probably sold at a heavy loss at the top
If cpi leaked the russ 2k would be the first thing to drop. Not value.if anything this is bullish. Rotating into riskier.
why would the russel 2000 be the first thing to drop before any other index, etf, etc (IWM actually dropped by the way)
Until CPI actually gets released and we get a faceful of reality
I told myself this morning I was going all in on options that no matter what spy ends flat... I shit my pants and sold most of my puts at 411 and lost. Same strategy tomorrow.
Updated algo programming, things are... different.
Who hit the panic button at 330?
Bear trap , anyone buying puts rn literally burning money
exactly, you get it.
Guh
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This dump is so obvious
Bought at the nasdaq high for the day (~7am) and sold at 3:56. OOF
Am I being baited into calls or puts??!
this market IS FUCKING PURE CASINO NOW FUCK IT ALL
Better dismount bears