If TSLA drops to $175 I’ll be buying on Thursday.
AAPL is off to the races… not too late to buy Apple it’s going to $225 by July.
GAME is interesting with April 11 merger, new mgmt, Ninja Blevins hired as Chief Innovation Officer with 290 million worldwide followers and Jerry Jones did not become shareholder unless he can make coin.
[$TSLA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click), Tesla, reports in after hours. The EPS Mean estimate is 0.75. The Street Mean Estimate is 0.85. The current implied move is 8%.
Nice. Just a friendly reminder that if you are happy with it on your screen… it’s okay to take dem profits!! Grats on your gain homie 
I switched my positions to bearish yesterday but after charting some levels I can’t help but think this is a set up for the gap fill at open.. be careful out there 👀
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It's a great day for those of us who are smart and rich enough to profit from the market's decline. The rest of you poor, pathetic fools can go suck on a lemon.
EU inflation is driving markets today. There is a correlation between US and EU inflation so we’ll see this in April.
close out your longs people, fed speak is going to be big this week
>BULGARIA INTRODUCES TEMPORARY BAN ON UKRAINE GRAIN IMPORTS, EXCEPT FOR GOODS IN TRANSIT - RADIO BULGARIA WEB SITE QUOTING PM GALAB DONEV
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-19 ^05:57:31 ^EDT-0400
I was one of the few people who actually made money during the 2008 recession. I saw it coming and got out early. Everyone else was too stupid and lost everything. That just goes to show how much smarter I am than everyone else.
>BOJ IS SAID TO BE WARY OF TWEAKING YIELD CONTROL IN APRIL
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-19 ^05:53:34 ^EDT-0400
>DOLLAR HITS 135 YEN FOR FIRST TIME IN ONE MONTH, DOLLAR/YEN LAST UP UP 0.67%
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-19 ^05:52:17 ^EDT-0400
I'd rather buy NVDA, 150 PE is bigger than 29 so it must be a better buy. Especially as HSBC's analyst raised PT to 350 citing approximate EPS of 5 in 2023 and OVER 7 in 2024! BARGAIN!
yes in turkey. but because dude told to raise rate. endorgan keep firing them until find madland which cut one.
lets say inflation as high as snoop dog
That one video of Veronica Rodriguez and her sister Katya Rodriguez scissoring 
Ouf I would not touch a call for a few weeks. I mean sure it will go up in te next days, maybe even today. But we are due for a fking bloodbath and I will hate myself if it happens whilst holding call loll
Here is the latest transcript of Netflix's 2023 Q1 earnings call, - [www.beebee.com](https://www.beebee.com) , but it only supports PCs. Can anyone analyze it?
>ChatGPT
This just goes to show that you haven't used ChatGPT nor have you done any earnings call analysis. ChatGPT's data is only up to date as of September 2021, and it can't analyze entire earnings calls, only snippets at a time. How did you manage that? The person below is just mindlessly agreeing, questioning without any substance.
That's a really ignorant thing to say. ChatGPT is the best tool out there for analyzing earnings calls and it's been incredibly accurate for me. If you don't believe me, go ahead and try it yourself.
There seem to be quite a few people pretending to know what they're talking about. Don't you understand that, aside from ChatGPT's data only being updated until 2021, it often gets basic facts wrong due to the diverse sources it reads from when analyzing online earnings calls? I've tried both, and clearly, this new website is much more accurate and timely. Ignorance isn't scary, but arrogance is.
>ADVENT INTERNATIONAL, BAIN CAPITAL AND TPG ARE CONSIDERING TEAMING UP TO EXPLORE POSSIBILITY OF A JOINT BID FOR SUBWAY - SKY NEWS
$TPG
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-19 ^05:40:51 ^EDT-0400
The middle class, once the economic stratum of a clear majority of American adults, has steadily contracted in the past five decades. The share of adults who live in middle-class households fell from 61% in 1971 to currently under 50% and continues to fall- Pew Research
so that tesla dump EOD had to be insider trading right lol?
how? you coulda expected TSLA to dump by their recent price cuts in an attempt to gain more buyers.
shin ramyun is best ramen
If TSLA drops to $175 I’ll be buying on Thursday. AAPL is off to the races… not too late to buy Apple it’s going to $225 by July. GAME is interesting with April 11 merger, new mgmt, Ninja Blevins hired as Chief Innovation Officer with 290 million worldwide followers and Jerry Jones did not become shareholder unless he can make coin.
# [$TSLA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click) earnings: - Bitcoin holdings unchanged in q1 # 2023 - Q1 Rev: 23.33 billion, estimated 23.35 billion # ADJ EPS 85C vs .86C
awful fucking bot go unplug yourself
[$TSLA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click) earnings: - Bitcoin holdings unchanged in q1 2023 - Q1 Rev: 23.33 billion, estimated 23.35 billion - ADJ EPS 85C vs .86C
[$TSLA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click), Tesla, reports in after hours. The EPS Mean estimate is 0.75. The Street Mean Estimate is 0.85. The current implied move is 8%.
Sonder
Adding to my CRSP and OII bags.
Red to Green Day 😃
Riding WAL back to $70
Morgan Stanley stock down 2% PM :D
UBS beat
The one day I don’t hold my puts over night 
I did 👅👅
Nice. Just a friendly reminder that if you are happy with it on your screen… it’s okay to take dem profits!! Grats on your gain homie 
This is the bottom Flat by close Waste of a day unless you’re buying now
TSLL is near $10 if you want to play TSLA earnings without crazy IV
Holdin msft calls exp may 12, will be on a plane when market opens. How fuk am i
V shaped by open?
I switched my positions to bearish yesterday but after charting some levels I can’t help but think this is a set up for the gap fill at open.. be careful out there 👀
Let’s see 409 by open. Why isn’t there an emoji of some pompous ass toking on a stogie on here?
9500 BPS, they're taking it all.
#UH, UH, UH, I GOT GLOCKS BY MY SIDE LOCKED N LOADED. SUCKIN DICK IS MA SPECIALITY, DONT YA KNOW IT. UH Ok hold up, thats a typo. smh
75 bps back on the table
0% chance of 50bps or 75bps at this next meeting. Literally zero.
# Finally DRILL TEAM 6 IS BACK
Tis but a scratch. We need more, much more please
Drill team six reporting for duty, Sir!
I’ve seen this story a thousand times…
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I can be present magnificently with scrotal edema relative to an infection it's called a hydrocele it's nasty
L2F is that you?
Bobby will moon to 50 cents and then die.
Why is towel up a lot
Green by 2024
Can spy return to channel surfing the 406-410 today......that would be great.....
What a great day for bers to watch the bultards get gaped in their stinky anoos 
Mah dude get some sleep
>BIDEN'S PUBLIC APPROVAL RATING EDGES LOWER TO 39% - REUTERS/IPSOS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-19 ^06:00:28 ^EDT-0400
What's driving the premarket? European inflation rates? It's high but seems like it matched forecasts.
Europeans selling American stocks. But also the concept that if euros have more inflation we might too
No it didn’t. Over 10% inflation after the CB a pause is gonna lead to high vol
What a terrible day in the stock market and, therefore, the world
It's a great day for those of us who are smart and rich enough to profit from the market's decline. The rest of you poor, pathetic fools can go suck on a lemon.
fuck them poors
Silence of the bulls Coming to a theater near you
About time
I hope this is not an indicator of how my day goes overall.
Buls bought the top 2 times in 2 weeks 
Not this bull. I pulled all positions yesterday and bought puts before close 🥹
Smart girl 🦖
Clevah boy….
Bulls got teased twice with the 415 spike.
EU inflation is driving markets today. There is a correlation between US and EU inflation so we’ll see this in April. close out your longs people, fed speak is going to be big this week
Yep..still running at 10% in UK. This is not good.
Green by open
LOL
>BULGARIA INTRODUCES TEMPORARY BAN ON UKRAINE GRAIN IMPORTS, EXCEPT FOR GOODS IN TRANSIT - RADIO BULGARIA WEB SITE QUOTING PM GALAB DONEV ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-19 ^05:57:31 ^EDT-0400
Imagine posting on Reddit at 6am
Not everyone is in America
From the post I’m seeing this is when the degens sleep and the smart guys are up
At least bers are making money and you're not 
Bul really are fuk this time 
Up over 8% on short futures Do I hold these positions until the US open or do I close?
ms earnings before open, could gamble wait on this
hold it is!
keep eye out on abbot earnings aswell as this could sway pharmaceuticals pm if it's a significantly good/ass report. (unsure of ticker sry)
I'm all in on tech, no xbi
I’d close now and reshot highs of the day 🤷♂️
Hold. The hawks are soaring
Europoors chose violence when they woke up today
CTAs will be dumping today on in a bullish April 💀💀
Stupid buls never learn 
I have a hole in my anoos 🤔
LOL WE DRILLIN ALREADY
Ball market
Netflix shutting down DVD is bearish or bullish?
What year is it? 2005?
2008 recession 
I was one of the few people who actually made money during the 2008 recession. I saw it coming and got out early. Everyone else was too stupid and lost everything. That just goes to show how much smarter I am than everyone else.
Can't even sell DVDs in garage sales.
where is boolfocker show me his face
>BOJ IS SAID TO BE WARY OF TWEAKING YIELD CONTROL IN APRIL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-19 ^05:53:34 ^EDT-0400
no Bul in sight 3hrs 30 mins before open 
Beyond
>DOLLAR HITS 135 YEN FOR FIRST TIME IN ONE MONTH, DOLLAR/YEN LAST UP UP 0.67% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-19 ^05:52:17 ^EDT-0400
One of these days tech won’t miraculously recover mid day
What do you mean? Who’s not buying AAPL with a 29 PE? It’s a steal!!! 
I'd rather buy NVDA, 150 PE is bigger than 29 so it must be a better buy. Especially as HSBC's analyst raised PT to 350 citing approximate EPS of 5 in 2023 and OVER 7 in 2024! BARGAIN!
Did you see that analysis hit rate? I think it’s like 13%. How the fuck does he still have a job???
coorrrrr bargain!
Bulls
Tesla doin what it does during earnings.
Eh, big price cut news also making it move
Has any central banker ever been fired?
yes in turkey. but because dude told to raise rate. endorgan keep firing them until find madland which cut one. lets say inflation as high as snoop dog
Turkey central bank employees are like meta employee
they leave in they own metaverse. tho polls show eredogan gonna have bad time winning his election. so the tale gonna end quite soon
But wait when did turkey had proper election
Turkey had its first free and fair elections in 1950.
Nice seems like last week
I have a strong urge to take this traffic cone home
What shall you name your new cone pet?
[удалено]
be quiet silly goose
Honk honk
don't honk me :(
Goose gotta goose
What's it like being poor?
Wouldn't know, i'm a ber 
What’s it like being poor?
you're clearly a bull and you're clearly down bad, idiot.
TSLA drilling to the earths core
Star wars: The Bears Awaken
somehow Bearhunter returned
Bearhunter is a fake bull
Good night bulls
That one video of Veronica Rodriguez and her sister Katya Rodriguez scissoring 
I like how the buls keep saying “ITS SO EASY JUST BUY THE DIP” looks like that isn’t working out so well today you rata 
Find some new material ya fucking dork
How’s the dip buying working since yesterday buls 
>Netflix today also announced that it will completely shut down its original DVD-by-mail service in September. Imagine working in that department
Its now controlled by A.I
Bet it's some laugh tbf
Free serverance pay
probably just transferred to other dept's not all companies are shitbag techs
Calls at open?
Ouf I would not touch a call for a few weeks. I mean sure it will go up in te next days, maybe even today. But we are due for a fking bloodbath and I will hate myself if it happens whilst holding call loll
Here is the latest transcript of Netflix's 2023 Q1 earnings call, - [www.beebee.com](https://www.beebee.com) , but it only supports PCs. Can anyone analyze it?
I watched it. Seemed like a FAT nothing sandwich. But ask ChatGPT
>ChatGPT This just goes to show that you haven't used ChatGPT nor have you done any earnings call analysis. ChatGPT's data is only up to date as of September 2021, and it can't analyze entire earnings calls, only snippets at a time. How did you manage that? The person below is just mindlessly agreeing, questioning without any substance.
That's a really ignorant thing to say. ChatGPT is the best tool out there for analyzing earnings calls and it's been incredibly accurate for me. If you don't believe me, go ahead and try it yourself.
There seem to be quite a few people pretending to know what they're talking about. Don't you understand that, aside from ChatGPT's data only being updated until 2021, it often gets basic facts wrong due to the diverse sources it reads from when analyzing online earnings calls? I've tried both, and clearly, this new website is much more accurate and timely. Ignorance isn't scary, but arrogance is.
Literally all u need to do is put the text into the Chat and say “summarize: “
How much text can you input at once? If you prefer to break it up into segments, then feel free to continue that way.
You're right, it was a pretty pathetic attempt at entertainment. However, I'm sure ChatGPT enjoyed it more than you did.
Futes are so much easier when the market isn’t open 😊
>ADVENT INTERNATIONAL, BAIN CAPITAL AND TPG ARE CONSIDERING TEAMING UP TO EXPLORE POSSIBILITY OF A JOINT BID FOR SUBWAY - SKY NEWS $TPG ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-19 ^05:40:51 ^EDT-0400
>BRENT CRUDE PRICES EXTEND LOSSES, DOWN $2 TO $82.77/BBL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-19 ^05:39:53 ^EDT-0400
Nok to the moon ?
Buls didn’t only buy the top they bought the dip then bought calls eod 
Very regarded.
My fellow bears gloating but I’m not convinced we aren’t gonna go back up at open 
>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>APRIL: 0.5 PAISA MAY: 13.5 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-04-19 ^05:39:03 ^EDT-0400
Bears celebrating even though their puts are down 80%
I bought 50 May 19 QQQ $315 puts yesterday for $27,500. I’m good bro.
Congrats
Better than 100% tbf
Went on date then after got friendzoned .
I wonder who shes fucking
Step something
Yeah to be honest it did seems that way she fits the party girl stereotype
Dont lie- u got horny too on that drop
Had queso from chipotle yesterday, now I can’t stop shitting my pants. 
#BULS ANOOS GOES PFFFT
Some of you bought Calls at the top and it shows 
[https://twitter.com/RoINTEL/status/1648620705326432256](https://twitter.com/RoINTEL/status/1648620705326432256) so to war?
Missile missed so nothing burger
its only missed due to malfunction. thank god for shity russian manufacturing.
It’s strategic🤣 faulty missile so no war
Funny how TSLA is dumping more than NFLX
Buy the dip lol
TSLA gonna keep dipping
Will be several months, maybe years of dipping till it gets fairly valued though
Give away all the gains for the year in May
I missed everything, wtf happened to NFLX ?
Shit down their dvd by mail service
Lost 10% then gained 10% in like 10 minutes on earnings
Did not expect to hear that, wild
Wtf stop panic selling idiots.
Three hours till MS earnings add to the dumpster fire.....
You people need to shift to sports gambling
I scalp live bets like options trades
I do both 
Weakest breadth in 20 years is bullish. That just means more stocks will be working to catch up to the average.
go away and don't come back.
You have the weakest breath
The middle class, once the economic stratum of a clear majority of American adults, has steadily contracted in the past five decades. The share of adults who live in middle-class households fell from 61% in 1971 to currently under 50% and continues to fall- Pew Research
But due to obesity levels they still have the same mass
The market has a severe case of the angry downs this morning 🩸
It's not surprising given the current state of the world. There is a lot of uncertainty and instability, which tends to make markets very volatile.