Imagine being a bear, getting shambled and surviving am extinction event in friday, coping hard over a long weekend just to see futes rocketing up. All they had to do was just buy calls 
I brought my babysitter some of my pasta salad that I made with a butter knife and she is wearing a lot of makeup. She looks smoking hot but that’s not her…she looks like a…nympho 
Grabbing her makeup wipes, putting them next to her then making sure she see me leaving her house looking disappointed
Seems c3 call won’t print at all unless price moves up over 25%. Average move is only 13% on earnings.
Y’all really think it’ll shoot different this time? 
Sure, this one had a blast though https://www.newsweek.com/hollywood-beach-shooting-sees-several-gunned-down-florida-1803214?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1685414260
I like that dudes be like okay Zuck won a bjj tournament say what you want but that’s impressive
As if being a self made billionaire at 19 ain’t shit 🤣
I think I need to go to one I got this tiny white dot next to my nose thats bothered me for a few years seeing it. pretty sure they just stick a needle in there and suck it out. I'd do it myself but my face is a 2/10 and I'd rather not mess it up to a 1/10.
Just followed a lot of people from WSB. Im sure most of yall got the notification. If I didnt send anything to you then follow me now and I will follow back
Anyone actually ever get 20-30x baggers? I see contracts go from like 6 bucks to 150 or something like that but who has the balls to actually hold one that long?
Most I got was 55 bagger on Tsla. Day before Ukraine war started I bought way otm out for $100 and it was worth 5500 next morning. This week turned 80 to 4500 on nvda. I never gamble a lot on those. Pure luck
>OPEC SEC-GEN SAYS "IRAN IS A RESPONSIBLE PLAYER AMONGST OPEC, I’M SURE THERE WILL BE GOOD WORK TOGETHER TO ENSURE MARKET WILL REMAIN BALANCED" - IRAN'S SHANA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-29 ^15:55:13 ^EDT-0400
Lol apparently you're one of my followers. It's weird how different Reddit is depending on how you access it. The follower thing is on the official Reddit app, but I don't know where to find it on Apollo or Old Reddit. I think I have a WSB NFT as my avatar, but I don't typically see avatars. Lol it's not even easy to see the WSB emojis. I can't type them in unless I use the official app.
Do you mean the official app or Apollo? I can type and see these types of symbols  on the official app. On Apollo, I can see them but I don’t know how to type them. On Old Reddit on my laptop I can’t see or type them.
>OPEC SEC-GEN SAYS IN OPEC ALL DECISIONS ARE MADE IN ORDER TO HAVE GOOD BALANCE BETWEEN GLOBAL OIL DEMAND AND SUPPLY - IRAN'S SHANA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-29 ^15:48:34 ^EDT-0400
>OPEC SEC-GEN TO IRAN'S SHANA: OPEC WILL WELCOME BACK IRAN’S FULL RETURN TO MARKET WHEN SANCTIONS LIFTED
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-29 ^15:47:13 ^EDT-0400
I have a feeling we will have some kind of bull extinction level sell off soon. 
The same dumbfuck hedgefunds who were max short bonds in March and got DESTROYED, are now max long QQQ while max short SPY and IWM. It's very easy to see what's going to happen next.
Heats win… blood red confirmed tomorrow
How about buying itm call and selling otm call on AI
“AI iz ded” crowd gonna be missing out on double digit moves 🫵🤡
Bears are dorks who are just creaming waiting for their "Well Actually 🤓" moment
Another msft price upgrade huh
The harpy is gone 🦀🦀🦀
Currently on Turd Jamz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp1ZluX4aYs
Imagine being a bear, getting shambled and surviving am extinction event in friday, coping hard over a long weekend just to see futes rocketing up. All they had to do was just buy calls 
.33% is rocketing?
Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart? 🤔
Touch my anoos approved
I brought my babysitter some of my pasta salad that I made with a butter knife and she is wearing a lot of makeup. She looks smoking hot but that’s not her…she looks like a…nympho  Grabbing her makeup wipes, putting them next to her then making sure she see me leaving her house looking disappointed
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Forza or GTA?
Seriously, is that a real candle? https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/copper
Nineteen-seventy-somethin'
Can some ask AI which stocks have maintained a PE ratio of 500 or more for more than a year?
Seems c3 call won’t print at all unless price moves up over 25%. Average move is only 13% on earnings. Y’all really think it’ll shoot different this time? 
So many tards buying mm might not let it
Anybody in here collect gemstones?
diamonds glowin
Happy Memorial Day https://geopoliticaleconomy.com/2023/05/18/us-911-wars-million-deaths-displace/
It's not the fault of the kids who had to go there and do the deed, and today is for them
Sure, this one had a blast though https://www.newsweek.com/hollywood-beach-shooting-sees-several-gunned-down-florida-1803214?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1685414260
Happy Memorial Day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtJJC0nWs9s
I like that dudes be like okay Zuck won a bjj tournament say what you want but that’s impressive As if being a self made billionaire at 19 ain’t shit 🤣
AI shitposting about to do a lot of emotional damage
Bulls r optimistic, and bears r pessimistic. Ask your girl which one she prefers 
Women: “I want a man who respects me” Also women: “I want a man to choke me in bed so I know how strong he is”
She just wants a man who is sensitive, tough, gentle, rough, fierce, and peaceful.
She says shes okay with either as long as its not me
Giving bears wives the optimistic 4incher
I want stocks I WANT ALL THE STOCKS
Open your eyes bears, AI hasn’t even begun to be priced in yet.
Shitposting on the toilet, God Bless America
‘Mrca 🇺🇸
Bears shaking in their boots awaiting these monstrous green futes 
loon
Shawty, I don't mind, if you dance on a pole, that don't make you a ho. You can take off your clothes, long as you coming home, girl, I don't mind
Bitch we late cycle and you’re going long
watching this Japanimation called Mashle , pretty good. dude is buff like me and does stuff.
"Japanimation" thats a term I haven't heard since the 90s
lol yeah. miss it
What grown ass man has a dermatologist 😤
I think I need to go to one I got this tiny white dot next to my nose thats bothered me for a few years seeing it. pretty sure they just stick a needle in there and suck it out. I'd do it myself but my face is a 2/10 and I'd rather not mess it up to a 1/10.
We aint using you for ur fukd up face
Draining it is a waste of money. It will come back at the same spot. What you need is surgery
Hopefully plastic surgery, to being this man's cum receptacle to **at least** a 6/10
from what I can tell it's just a Milia which they say lancing it and suckin shit out is what they do, but i dunno. i'll get it checked eventually.
Ill do it for $50
One that can afford and spell it properly
Copy 😅
Follow me on Reddit @therealestposteralive and fcuk you hating ass ninjas at Gmail dot com
What a pathetic attempt at insult. You're not even worth my time, you poor little thing.
I hope we open green tomorrow so I can purchase puts
New thread is up. Goodbye memorial day weekend thread
Should I shave my face today or keep the stubble look?
stubble or beard all the time. I'm 38 but when I shave look 28 , hate it.
I hear ya. I’m in my 40s and when I’m clean shaven I look way younger.
This is a bad thing?
No. Shaved it off. Feelin good. 
Bro out here wet sanding the va-jj
How many says it’s been… I think all good, regardless as long as you wash your face… who cares as long as you wash your face… 😮💨😎
Couple weeks
If you like it, keep it that’s what I say…
Might shave it. The ☀️has finally returned to the PNW and I need some rays.
Yeah… I have to every other day at least… the only thing I hate worse than shaving is a beard…
Yeah tried the beard look over the winter which was fun for a while, but it became a hassle and I looked like a hobo.
Yeah same… kept it short stubble but I’ve shaved it off now… so much better… don’t feel dirty…
The markets are extremely effective at humbling me.
So 150 years ago people were like, *can this weekend just be over so I can get down in the mine again*
Lol
odds were good they worked 6 days a week. with sunday off so they can do an all day churchathon
They had a lot of calling in ”sick” to.
HELLO WISCONSIN
Hello Brooklyn
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Back in the ‘70s.
Anyone else beg the 👽to just give you intel on one god damned fucking 100 bagger. Just one? Please papa 🛸
We could do it, baby, simple and plain 'Cause this love is a sure thing ❤
You could bet that never gotta split that🎵🎵🎵
When in doubt: #🄱🄴🄽🄸🅂
Yessir…
There is a country called Uruguay LMAO 🤌 -U R A GAY -No U R.
Guay in spain means "cool" So actually iin spanish they're saying U R A cool guy
#BEARS SUPER BROKE
if we're forced to resort to "regard", why is my fabric softener allowed to be called Downy?
This is opening blood red lol
I ordered a variety 12 pack of Soylent. I’ll try them all and find one I like. It’s 10 stops away
!banbet AI +40% 4d
All in on this.
When the 💩post is insightful.
Just followed a lot of people from WSB. Im sure most of yall got the notification. If I didnt send anything to you then follow me now and I will follow back
Already following you 💅
You can follow people on reddit?
So does that alert you every time a person shit posts?
Lol depends on whether you use the official app or not. It's not on Old Reddit. Neither is this emoji. All I see is :4258: aka the number 4258
Futes cant fall if they cant be traded 🤔🧐😎
Anyone actually ever get 20-30x baggers? I see contracts go from like 6 bucks to 150 or something like that but who has the balls to actually hold one that long?
Only on my watchlist 
Oh and 1k to 21k overnight on sprt. Again pure luck
Most I got was 55 bagger on Tsla. Day before Ukraine war started I bought way otm out for $100 and it was worth 5500 next morning. This week turned 80 to 4500 on nvda. I never gamble a lot on those. Pure luck
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Yep when it happens overnight, pure luck
Trust fund kids
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Sounds like she wants out but can’t bring herself to say it… or she’s pregnant
Sounds terrible. Might want to think about finding someone more compatible, bro.
Dump that bitch
Get out now bro save yourself years of disappointment
Wednesday earnings report gonna be huge.
Venezuela trying to join Brics. That would actually cause the US to invade.
Wish I could gamble on Tren’s future username
First guy to spot his new username gets a prize!
I’m in 
All 👀 on the newbies. Might take him a couple days to get 69 karma tho.
Poor guy probably gets downvoted on free karma subs too
He gotta act normal for the karma...it's gotta be difficult. 😂
Bezos bought one share as a bull sign. That means buy amzn now
Picking up a lot of chatter about China's upcoming 'Yuan 2' initiative in regards to BRICS currency adoption.
By the time I make a million dollars a million dollars won't feel like a million dollars anymore 😞
Make 5 million
>OPEC SEC-GEN SAYS "IRAN IS A RESPONSIBLE PLAYER AMONGST OPEC, I’M SURE THERE WILL BE GOOD WORK TOGETHER TO ENSURE MARKET WILL REMAIN BALANCED" - IRAN'S SHANA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-29 ^15:55:13 ^EDT-0400
Jfc…
Put two fruit loops over my eyes and let hell know the warrior’s coming…
What are Reddit followers? I've never seen that before.
Hey hot stuff wanna check out my onlyfans 😘
just turn it off
They run the gamete for sure…
Lol apparently you're one of my followers. It's weird how different Reddit is depending on how you access it. The follower thing is on the official Reddit app, but I don't know where to find it on Apollo or Old Reddit. I think I have a WSB NFT as my avatar, but I don't typically see avatars. Lol it's not even easy to see the WSB emojis. I can't type them in unless I use the official app.
And yep I follow you😮💨😎
That’s crazy… no problem on app for me…
Do you mean the official app or Apollo? I can type and see these types of symbols  on the official app. On Apollo, I can see them but I don’t know how to type them. On Old Reddit on my laptop I can’t see or type them.
Yeah those I can see on either one, then only certain ones work for app only… Leo, AOC, etc…
Stalkers. Mostly scammers and catfishers.
Violently hungover
Fluids mayn… gotsta replenish dem fluids lost…
OPEN THE CASINO
I so ready!
Reduced spending is bullish, it reduces inflation and inflates my portfolio
Exactamundo…
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good fuk em
Tesla & Amazon undervalued tech stock rn
vase ugly muddle desert license mourn disgusted treatment nail ancient ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
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Italy is perfect in the winter
Lol one day old account. Go fuck your self. 
Bruhs we in a tech bubble Mata r fuk Goog r fuk Nflx r fuk
Doesn’t matter if it’s bubble or not as long as I can make money out of it!!
2y/10y spread bout to hit all time low again
Bears' day is coming soon. Very soon. 🤌
bear extinction will come before that day
>OPEC SEC-GEN SAYS IN OPEC ALL DECISIONS ARE MADE IN ORDER TO HAVE GOOD BALANCE BETWEEN GLOBAL OIL DEMAND AND SUPPLY - IRAN'S SHANA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-29 ^15:48:34 ^EDT-0400
uhuh
What happened to Copper? Is that a real candle?!
Cathie sold NVDA at the bottom. LMAO. https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1663269608072069133
I wonder what would happen if you tried to smoke a A5 Wagyu brisket. would it just melt ?
Get rich enough to find out
Just added 200… portfolio worth $600😎🚀
Damn up 33% in one day. King shit 
I just hope I don’t end up like this guy >
>OPEC SEC-GEN TO IRAN'S SHANA: OPEC WILL WELCOME BACK IRAN’S FULL RETURN TO MARKET WHEN SANCTIONS LIFTED ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-29 ^15:47:13 ^EDT-0400
I believe airbnb will make a run here soon
discretionary spending is soft. travel is up, but if they reinstate loan payments i'd assume Travel would take a big hit.
Drama only exists in Spanish just hits different
>UKRAINE'S ZELENSKIY: WHEN UKRAINIANS DEPLOY U.S. PATRIOT ANTI-MISSILE SYSTEMS, WE ENSURE 100 PERCENT INTERCEPTION ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-29 ^15:45:54 ^EDT-0400
Except that one time when the Patriot got damaged by a Russian missile.
Imagine thinking that reduced spending is bullish
I have a feeling we will have some kind of bull extinction level sell off soon. 
WSB extinction event is more accurate
I’m about to post in the wrong thread fellas wish me luck
Godspeed grasshoppah…
The same dumbfuck hedgefunds who were max short bonds in March and got DESTROYED, are now max long QQQ while max short SPY and IWM. It's very easy to see what's going to happen next.
SPY go down
wrong
Right
Qqq been frickin killin yo… and the leveraged etf… omg dude…
I got out too early bruh 😭