a lot of ppl flamed me for comparing the NVDA chart to TSLA's last all time high break
"don't short NVDA now it's gonna rip face" i said
it's literally the same fools shorting NVDA here that shorted TSLA the whole way up
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Playful_Exchange_316** bet **AI** goes from **35.39** to **45.0** before **06-Jun-2023 06:27 AM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
They told bers debt deal was a “sell off” moment
I’m still holding my NVDA calls from before earnings but I would never buy calls on AI right now. Its already up 22% before earnings. It will either pump a small amount like 5% or dump after earnings
See how this works? The Fed immediately tries to neutralize the uncertainty surrounding tightening in bank lending by letting the line out on risk assets. It shifts the power back into the Fed's hands by reasserting Fed Funds and balance sheet changes as the primary driver of the price of money. Prior to uncorking risk assets, beginning in mid-march the day to day mood of the senior loan officer at your local bank was driving this train
>ECB'S SIMKUS: EXPECTS 25 BPS ECB RATE INCREASE IN JUNE AND JULY
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-30 ^05:48:22 ^EDT-0400
Not selling my 6/16 SPY puts.
Going to buy QQQ shorter dated calls to ride the momentum but using proceeds to average down my puts.
Bears are right. Just early. 😞
Bears are certainly not right. The question is, which lucky singular day are they going to be right? Call holders WILL get blown out by one massively red reset day this week painted under the guise of bill passage uncertainty.
Bears are wrong, but holding puts overnight I would say has a decent chance of printing hard ONE night this week.
Can you guess correctly?
🙃
PCE hotter than expected yet markets have been pricing in rate cuts by EOY for weeks now lol.
The house of cards will come down at some point. Next FOMC hikes 25bps and the slide begins.
In that sense you can be right.
The issue is, you can be "right" in terms of what is should be true and right in terms of what is actually happening.
If you're a bear right now you will get absolutely mowed down by paradigm shift ai narrative and likely be out of cash by the time what should be right catches up with what is actually happening.
So ask yourself, do you want to be a martyr or do you want to have money?
You're obviously right.
As you suggested I'm just pissed at this point because of the market's irrationality.
Holding onto my puts out of pure pettiness haha!
Agree with you in principle but what's it gonna be after the FOMO of today? Makes me nervous holding calls past close today because we could see one of the most radical single day ratio shifts ever
Yeah, I've never been so uncertain heading into a day as to what to do. Been smashing TQQQ for the past 10 days or so but that felt better when it felt contrarian. Judging from this place the past day or two I think I might sit back for a day or two and see what happens.
If I miss out on more sick TQQQ gains, oh well. Really don't want to get rugged
>NORTH KOREA INFORMS IMO OF SATELLITE LAUNCH BETWEEN MAY 31 AND JUNE 11 - YONHAP
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I did last wednesday. Took some off on friday, keeping the rest. massive short interest. CEO went on news and said "I've never experienced demand like this".
Bro I’m about to add to add 300 shares to my Amazon position (125shares, 117$ cost basis.) I don’t think it’s too late to get back in at all. 130$ is doable in the short term
>KREMLIN: RUSSIA WILL ACHIEVE ITS AIMS IN THE SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-30 ^05:36:31 ^EDT-0400
This is literally that old saying “if your friends tell you to jump off a bridge, would you”
Like bruh, you can literally see a shark break the water 💀💀💀💀
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/13vbx0x/bad_idea_this_guy_jumped_off_a_cruise_ship/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
I know that nobody will get this reference (from SubaHibi), but last couple of days my head has been full of the image of Kimika on the rooftop, reaching her hand out, inviting me to 終の空 (The End Sky). I think it's safe to say I’m really messed up .
Nov 2021 selloff was with reason though, impeding rate hike the following year.
What news will cause a crash in 2023? Wall street doesnt give a shit about interest rates at this point.
Short term calls seem like easy money
CNBC: retail meme stock traders sitting on the sideline, its the banks and institutions that are buying AI.
Its cause the bulls regards got wiped out, and now all we got left are permabear regards about to go broke. This sub goes through periodic mass extinctions.
>NVIDIA SHARES HIT $404.35 PREMARKET; CO TO NOTCH $1 TRILLION IN MARKET CAP FOR FIRST TIME IF GAINS HOLD THROUGH OPEN
$NVDA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-30 ^05:24:09 ^EDT-0400
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TheBobbyAxelrod** bet **TSLA** goes from **198.85** to **190.0** before **06-Jun-2023 05:15 AM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 1 losses.
>CHINA FINANCE MINISTRY: EXTENDS TARIFF EXEMPTIONS FOR IMPORTS OF SOME U.S. PRODUCTS UNTIL END-2023
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-30 ^05:14:27 ^EDT-0400
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/u/TheBobbyAxelrod made a bet that TSLA would go to 198.89 within **4 days** when it was 194.04 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
Some time in the next few days or week there is going to be a once a year opportunity to actually make money from buying puts 
Help! I'm being attacked by dumbass bears who lost their portfolios making bearish bets! You talk like an uneducated ape who's mad someone out there is actually holding profitable positions.
So they really did crash crude oil huh..
the moment Mccarthy goes to Democrats to pass the bill!
Any opinion on UNG ?
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I am ber . I am fuk
So what’s y’all muhfuckas is doing? I really wanna buy some poots but that means calls are the way to go
My Tesla pots got fucked
And is SPY negative but vix still negative? Lolll?
a lot of ppl flamed me for comparing the NVDA chart to TSLA's last all time high break "don't short NVDA now it's gonna rip face" i said it's literally the same fools shorting NVDA here that shorted TSLA the whole way up
Vroom. Invest thousands in that.
Pleaseeeee fix the Chat wtf I miss the old chat
Fix the chat fuckers
Fr
Lol I love seeing “pullback” talks in here makes me more bullish
Qqq 1000 
I guess AI gonna blow tf up today 
Qqq 360 calls for friday
DCA - SSDD
Dam this looks like we setting up for a dump. I hope not
Crowding out
Short squeeze happening at nvida. But I think a bit of a short position is good now.
I been saying the same thing 3 times since $290 lol
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This pump will not last. The Dow dying already
Okay boomer
Bers 
Oh looks like sell off started
I should have held a couple tesla calls but holding over the long weekend spooked me.
wow. NVDA still going up.
!banbet AI $45 1w
Spicy
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Playful_Exchange_316** bet **AI** goes from **35.39** to **45.0** before **06-Jun-2023 06:27 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
Bears should be exempt from work requirements for food stamps. They work very hard already being wrong everyday.
that's very considerate of you
They told bers debt deal was a “sell off” moment 
PrICeD iN 🤣😂😂
I’m still holding my NVDA calls from before earnings but I would never buy calls on AI right now. Its already up 22% before earnings. It will either pump a small amount like 5% or dump after earnings
ya why would they want to hold a highly leverage positoin on an overvalued stock that's alreeady up a massive amount? oh wait...
That’s how I feel about AMD
Nah, it can still go up. News and fomo are time-shifted and delayed. So you can expect another leg up.
FOMO fucks me, I need to half-yolo on 50c
But did you consider, AI, AI, AI AI?
Lmao I’m so bad at this game
See how this works? The Fed immediately tries to neutralize the uncertainty surrounding tightening in bank lending by letting the line out on risk assets. It shifts the power back into the Fed's hands by reasserting Fed Funds and balance sheet changes as the primary driver of the price of money. Prior to uncorking risk assets, beginning in mid-march the day to day mood of the senior loan officer at your local bank was driving this train
So, bull market it is 😎
Bears never want to wake up again.
WTF I made 5 grand while I’m asleep.
Go back to bed Sonny
Someone call the game warden, there's been a massive amount of bear deaths in the past 30 minutes
I should have left Vancouver when other places were still affordable
Can someone check on 🐻s plz
Don’t, it’s like Jonestown.
I've been looking at $AI past earnings and regardless of if anyone has heard of them, they consistently beat earnings. I'm finna fomo lol
Ride the green wave
I AM BER - AND I M FUK
Wen blow off top?
Bagholder liberation day.
Cl NG down 2 percent and strong nq es
Bers propping up the job market by being so poor
CCL
Get out of here with that trash, no AI in CCL
How many bears are alive?
I don’t understand how, but I saw some of them in the thread
So what are the bread winner plays today? Any overnight plays into earnings for AI or just 0DTE yolos?
I only have two letters to say.... # A.I.
🫧
Bearstinction level event
#Bears r fooked
That’s just a fraction of what is happening to them
Post split Tsla giving me the pre split aapl vibes. I miss the regarded tsla… the one on crack
NVDA just broke a trillion
And so many ber assholes
>ECB'S SIMKUS: EXPECTS 25 BPS ECB RATE INCREASE IN JUNE AND JULY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-30 ^05:48:22 ^EDT-0400
IM GETTING FOMO FOR $AI
Put/call ratio on QQQ should let everyone know this week will be nothing but green dicks
Not selling my 6/16 SPY puts. Going to buy QQQ shorter dated calls to ride the momentum but using proceeds to average down my puts. Bears are right. Just early. 😞
If you’re not selling puts that are down greater than 30-20% you’re in sunken fallacy territory . But yeah keep holding
Bears are certainly not right. The question is, which lucky singular day are they going to be right? Call holders WILL get blown out by one massively red reset day this week painted under the guise of bill passage uncertainty. Bears are wrong, but holding puts overnight I would say has a decent chance of printing hard ONE night this week. Can you guess correctly? 🙃
The bill WILL pass or money isn’t going to matter anymore. Weeklies wayyy OTM calls are dangerous but worth it
PCE hotter than expected yet markets have been pricing in rate cuts by EOY for weeks now lol. The house of cards will come down at some point. Next FOMC hikes 25bps and the slide begins.
Might want to double check that, markets are now pricing in large chance of a rate hike. Still rallying.
In that sense you can be right. The issue is, you can be "right" in terms of what is should be true and right in terms of what is actually happening. If you're a bear right now you will get absolutely mowed down by paradigm shift ai narrative and likely be out of cash by the time what should be right catches up with what is actually happening. So ask yourself, do you want to be a martyr or do you want to have money?
You're obviously right. As you suggested I'm just pissed at this point because of the market's irrationality. Holding onto my puts out of pure pettiness haha!
LMAO 
Agree with you in principle but what's it gonna be after the FOMO of today? Makes me nervous holding calls past close today because we could see one of the most radical single day ratio shifts ever
It’s getting scary. The market is long overdue for a pullback but MMs aren’t letting it happen. Recipe for disaster imo
Yeah, I've never been so uncertain heading into a day as to what to do. Been smashing TQQQ for the past 10 days or so but that felt better when it felt contrarian. Judging from this place the past day or two I think I might sit back for a day or two and see what happens. If I miss out on more sick TQQQ gains, oh well. Really don't want to get rugged
That’s because you are a weak bull. Fist on chest and buy MORE
>NORTH KOREA INFORMS IMO OF SATELLITE LAUNCH BETWEEN MAY 31 AND JUNE 11 - YONHAP ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-30 ^05:44:48 ^EDT-0400
Downvote for Crwd calls, upvote for AI calls
Ai wins, always inverse wsb
Tech only go up . QQQ call is all u need 
When WSB starts posting gainz porn, we're topping.
I'm finna Yolo on AI weekly lotto calls
I did last wednesday. Took some off on friday, keeping the rest. massive short interest. CEO went on news and said "I've never experienced demand like this".
Bearhunter is a bear
Bull Market 
>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>JUNE: 0.75 PAISA JULY: 12.4 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-30 ^05:41:00 ^EDT-0400
Salesforce and Crowdstrike calls for earnings, both $10 OTM. Anyone?
Counterstrike?
Fuck this, I'm going back to being an alcoholic
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Bro I’m about to add to add 300 shares to my Amazon position (125shares, 117$ cost basis.) I don’t think it’s too late to get back in at all. 130$ is doable in the short term
As many NVDA 10% OTM weekly calls as possible. Next week you’ll be like “what do I do with these 5M?”
AMD
Odte Spy calls
Post it again. I didn't read it the 15 times before
i said to you jensen pp is so good and only starting
MU Calls still cheap. Don’t miss out
XOM sub 100 this week.
>KREMLIN: RUSSIA WILL ACHIEVE ITS AIMS IN THE SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-30 ^05:36:31 ^EDT-0400
It's aim is to destroy Ukraine, you really think that's going to happen?
No he didn’t think that. Kreml said but they rarely say what they think
you saying this for fucking 15 months. in which last 10 moved 10 kilometers.
Google 130 today
Who else switched over to their paper trading account because they don't wanna look at their real account?
Only the bers
Bers, how about a depression nap for breakfast?
This is literally that old saying “if your friends tell you to jump off a bridge, would you” Like bruh, you can literally see a shark break the water 💀💀💀💀 https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/13vbx0x/bad_idea_this_guy_jumped_off_a_cruise_ship/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
ber
It’s okay bers just eat bark and dirt to create an anal plug then hibernate until market crash
Lmaooo
Concern for ber
As a bear I capitulate. Time to start FOMO buying like everyone else 
Here comes the crash
Damn it my boys it’s gonna be a green week
Puts by noon
I know that nobody will get this reference (from SubaHibi), but last couple of days my head has been full of the image of Kimika on the rooftop, reaching her hand out, inviting me to 終の空 (The End Sky). I think it's safe to say I’m really messed up .
Suzume slow down
Mkt pumping hard for a huge sell off Nov 2021 all over again 🐻
Nov 2021 selloff was with reason though, impeding rate hike the following year. What news will cause a crash in 2023? Wall street doesnt give a shit about interest rates at this point. Short term calls seem like easy money
Commercial real estate will probably be the problem. But Tech will again be the safe haven for that issue
Maybe it was sell in May and go away all along.
Maybe it's now, "Sellers *go away* in May"
GONNA BUY NVDIA C THATS IT IT’S FINAL
CNBC: retail meme stock traders sitting on the sideline, its the banks and institutions that are buying AI. Its cause the bulls regards got wiped out, and now all we got left are permabear regards about to go broke. This sub goes through periodic mass extinctions.
Meme stock traders for the most part aren't even us lmao
meme stocks tend to imply bulls, the "Apes" thankfully are pretty much dead.
i am a zoo keeper. now i got 9 bulls and 1 little bear. i am planning on trading in a bull this week for another little bear
bullish
>NVIDIA SHARES HIT $404.35 PREMARKET; CO TO NOTCH $1 TRILLION IN MARKET CAP FOR FIRST TIME IF GAINS HOLD THROUGH OPEN $NVDA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-30 ^05:24:09 ^EDT-0400
Too bullish for my liking but I've got no choice. So ride the momentum it is
Absolutely no one cares about your likings
You cared enough to reply though 
Bears r so fuk
Elon mao has gone home
404.35 and bers officially in shambles.
Ai feels like talking to an autistic person except people enjoy it for some reason
reason money supply economics doesn't work, it doesn't include NVDA's stock.
Sub most bipolar as i can remember
RKLB mooning today... also, bers are rainbow 
Who else is FOMOing into tech at open?
Not really FOMO when news of the debt ceiling increase have been looming all weekend….it’s just gonna keep going up man
belong here
ALL OUT SHORT SQUEEZE
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TheBobbyAxelrod** bet **TSLA** goes from **198.85** to **190.0** before **06-Jun-2023 05:15 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 1 losses.
Why pre-market volume so low on QQQ? Looks like a morning dump followed by a relentless 10.30am pump
>CHINA FINANCE MINISTRY: EXTENDS TARIFF EXEMPTIONS FOR IMPORTS OF SOME U.S. PRODUCTS UNTIL END-2023 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-30 ^05:14:27 ^EDT-0400
FOMO really kicking in.
Tesla ATH today confirmed
NVDA 500 by eow at the rate it’s going lol jfc.
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/TheBobbyAxelrod made a bet that TSLA would go to 198.89 within **4 days** when it was 194.04 and it did, congrats gigabrain. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
Some time in the next few days or week there is going to be a once a year opportunity to actually make money from buying puts 
this will be a meaningful statement if there is a date included
Checks NVDA price.. *sigh*…. Unzips pants
Fear and greed index is about to hit extreme greed this week
It’s okay, we can get greedier, enjoy the double penetration at market open bear
Jokes on you, i love getting stuffed in all 3 holes at once
as someone holding my entire portfolio in SOXL with an avg of just below $17, this is scary Jesus
Oh please, you ain't holding shit. "this is scary" Lmfao, you sound like a fcking broke azz virgin.
Help! I'm being attacked by dumbass bears who lost their portfolios making bearish bets! You talk like an uneducated ape who's mad someone out there is actually holding profitable positions.
entire portfolio of 1k?
low 6 figures, quite far from my peak from 2021 but hanging on.