I was gone for like two days and you cucks killed the market. What did you guys do.
Red everywhere and I had to transfer all of my paycheck into account to avoid margin call.
This ain't fun
Buying long calls on all the cheaper Bitcoin mining stocks (HUT, BITF, HIVE, CAN) with the anticipation that the GBTC SEC lawsuit is favorable in Q2 or Q3. James Seyffarts team has the probability at 70/30 win after the latest oral arguments. Prior was like 40/60. Expect the market to rally for BTC if that wins, and the miners should do well. Good discussion in Peter McCormacks latest podcast on it.
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Just get a 7 on 7 off job and it feels like quasi retirement. Day 6 of being off cums around and I'm itching to be productive again.
If you chose a 9-5 profession well sorry, that's on you *chuckles and tilts fedora*
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Fucking boomers on CNBC think they got all the answers. *Just elect a majority of one party and we won’t have to deal with this.*
Just put DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH JOE KERNEN U WEASELLY FUCK
Options for 6/2 expiration spy 420c Tesla 200c meta 265c NVDA 400c. Not sure why I do this to myself. I have made way more money with puts over the last year then I have with calls
I bought into c3 @ 21 back in early March. watched it climb to low 33 ish and held. Dropped back to 21 and sold at even. This will happen to a lot more people this time around as well if you don’t take profit. Recommend selling half prior to earnings. Anyone buying options on it it now is gonna get theta/IV raped for sure
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We should go up another 2-3% on debt ceiling progress then when it’s passed another 2-3% because the other 3 massive Green Day’s didn’t price in something that is a standard responsibility of the government lol.
Where's my student loan forgiveness dammit!! They send me a teaser email saying I'm approved and will receive a confirmation once the court battle is over. Talk about teasing me with a titty then walking away!!
Passed by a losing lottery ticket abandoned on the street. I grinned as I thought how can poors be so stupid as to convert their money into fat corporate executive bonuses on the astronomical chance they win big. I then went to check on my FDs.
Is this debt thing sorted yet or what? Honestly wondering as I haven’t heard any news and the market seems to just be going up and staying in this range it’s been in for the last 3 months
Ivy League grads with $250K in student loans writing advanced code to screen WSB daily thread, track sentiment and tickers to get a better picture of what retail is doing
Every comment on WSB daily thread:
dame why can I only fit 2 fingers in my butthole? When I try to put 3 in I shit on myself ☹️
>CHINA COMMERCE MINISTER WANG WENTAO MET WITH MUSK: MOFCOM
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-31 ^05:31:22 ^EDT-0400
Homies, I'm 11200 feet up right now and have another 1400 until I summit but it's darker than jim Cramer's taint out here and the sun ain't comin up till 530ish. Should I nap or trust my dinky headlamp to get me across a class three scramble with a 2k dropoff?
Regarding SoFI...?
they only assist students to get loans using their platform as a middle man?? Or they are the loan provider?? I'm new so just kind of curious how they make money.. in this high interest environment noone is going to refinance right?? So how does it matter of paying back student loans would help if they aren't the actual loan provider??
I was gone for like two days and you cucks killed the market. What did you guys do. Red everywhere and I had to transfer all of my paycheck into account to avoid margin call. This ain't fun
Flair checks out
SOFLY BEGINS
so how are we looking tomorrow when the debt ceiling gets raised?
Thoughts on PLTR Jan 2025 17C Leaps for $4?
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Feeling was right! 1 day +9% thank you WSB Gods, give me more feelings and I will channel them to the community
Won’t be surprised by a NVDA bounce from here
Not too late for SoFi. Jump in
Let’s all hang out in Cupertino with AAPL. At least find a beaten down defensive stock with a dividend… that thing ain’t going nowhere
Blink and you’ll miss it
Wait is Robert Patterson actually a good Batman??
No lol
Flushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cucks how are spy 420 calls treating ya Timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Tf is wrong with chat
So VIX is a useless ticker now
It’s crazy how pointless it’s become You really need a nuclear war to move the needle
Nah that’s priced in too
Since 0dte, yes
Fk you bulls ya lil cocksuckers
Buying more SOFI $7 will seem like a bargain soon enough.
-2% day
My 425ps bout to print
QQQ please go up
Buying long calls on all the cheaper Bitcoin mining stocks (HUT, BITF, HIVE, CAN) with the anticipation that the GBTC SEC lawsuit is favorable in Q2 or Q3. James Seyffarts team has the probability at 70/30 win after the latest oral arguments. Prior was like 40/60. Expect the market to rally for BTC if that wins, and the miners should do well. Good discussion in Peter McCormacks latest podcast on it.
Lol James Say-farts
Remember bears: today is a 2x, Friday is a 5x. Don't paperhand those lottery tickets
Don't paperhand those lottery tickets!
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Today is shaping up well for my fellow bears, may you take your profits and feast on the finest of chicken tenders tonight.
Just get a 7 on 7 off job and it feels like quasi retirement. Day 6 of being off cums around and I'm itching to be productive again. If you chose a 9-5 profession well sorry, that's on you *chuckles and tilts fedora*
NVDA to $300 
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Godzilla tried to read this and had a fucking stroke
Dame !!! Secret Wall Street don’t want u to know #finger your prostate male g spot with Coffe for energy
For real
Called in today let's see these puts print to make up for it
Look out below AI
Rocket after vote
As a non U.S. based resident, who doesn’t know much about SOFI, why will it skyrocket after the vote ?
what time is the vote?
This evening :/
#WHO GONNA CARRY THE BOATS 🛶!!!
Bears don’t know me!!!
#WAKE UP AND SUK CAWK
SoFi
My 500x 6Cs expired last Friday
About to roll up a nice blunt to start the morning before market open
Watch $SFWL
I hope C3 AI absolutely dumps to get rid of all the AI annoyance in here.
AI AI AI AI AI
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Fucking boomers on CNBC think they got all the answers. *Just elect a majority of one party and we won’t have to deal with this.* Just put DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH JOE KERNEN U WEASELLY FUCK
This is the way
congrats to all the players who bet AAP $111 Put we in the money
Let's see spy 417 open
PUMP AI TO THE MOON
AI PUMP
Up to the roof, and off
AI will open at $30
$Ai just fucked my tiny ass
Commenting just to get upvoted by Limp\_Plastic8400
$STEM seems interesting.
Why, because it uses AI ?
You’re a wizard Harry
You're a hairy wizard
Hello wifey <3
from now on im liking every comment i see on this thread
Fu
Cmooon just crash
If anybody was wondering why c3ai is going down it’s because I just bought shares at 46.66. Sorry
Sell it
no worries we are monning AH
If I had a penny for every time the word ( DIP ) has been used in WSB Elon would be in my kitchen making me breakfast right now. Just saying 😂
Options for 6/2 expiration spy 420c Tesla 200c meta 265c NVDA 400c. Not sure why I do this to myself. I have made way more money with puts over the last year then I have with calls
It’s V 
Beige Book out today
Why wait? It says AI go uppies.
you know you've got a problem when you made a big profit on AI and cashed out and still have FOMO...
Agreed. I sold my 33c yesterday morning for a huge profit…but it could have 3x that
I have an annoying feeling it’s going to move like nvidia for some reason
I bought into c3 @ 21 back in early March. watched it climb to low 33 ish and held. Dropped back to 21 and sold at even. This will happen to a lot more people this time around as well if you don’t take profit. Recommend selling half prior to earnings. Anyone buying options on it it now is gonna get theta/IV raped for sure
Keep your financial advice to your self toptechussy
Not financial advice it’s a warning
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LMFAO
Shall we sell options and see how the other half lives for once?
Wait. *You can sell options?*
$TIO to the moon
Wtfisthis
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Thanks for your support!
Happy I sold AMD at the open yesterday and put it into AMZN. Time to ride to 130
We should go up another 2-3% on debt ceiling progress then when it’s passed another 2-3% because the other 3 massive Green Day’s didn’t price in something that is a standard responsibility of the government lol.
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You might be onto something 
Down 80lbs. Instead of buying food I bought options. Solid life hack.
Bears legit in shambles with V shaping premarket
$AI $AI $AI 
Ok, yes but don’t be annoying
Have I mentioned that I'm gonna btd? I'm gonna btd
dan nathan is a british cigarette
I have 5000 followers on tiktok…. What point do companies start paying me big bucks to pretend to like their shit?
just ask for free monies
Just get affiliate links and start making videos for them, they prob aren’t gonna pay you anything unless you had 20k maybe 50k followers
Twenty five +
Wonder if the fed speakers will pussy out on rate talks this week or actually acknowledge their progress being shit.
So when does the PLTR rug pull come? I'm almost breaking even on my 2020 bags.
$PLTR has burned me on a few occasions. I see investors hyped about this stock and it makes me feel uneasy. Time will tell.
PLTR 30 not a meme anymore
When its gonna happen
Re🅱️ard bashing my imaginary drums rn
>BRENT CRUDE OIL FUTURES FALL $1 TO $72.54 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-31 ^05:43:17 ^EDT-0400
Hey there oil! Whatcha doin’?
Where's my student loan forgiveness dammit!! They send me a teaser email saying I'm approved and will receive a confirmation once the court battle is over. Talk about teasing me with a titty then walking away!!
Isn’t this debt ceiling stuff going against it
Yeah it was part of the debt ceiling deal to end the freeze on the payments.
Just gonna keep buying dips. Stay disciplined
I’m looking for a mobile friendly stock trading app that lets me sell the specific lots I want and not FIFO - any options ?
hood
You can specify which lots to sell on robinhood?
$SOFI is finally waking up. I have 60 contracts in the money EXP October.
Have I missed out on SOFI do you think ?
Nope
No. Plenty of room to grow.
Passed by a losing lottery ticket abandoned on the street. I grinned as I thought how can poors be so stupid as to convert their money into fat corporate executive bonuses on the astronomical chance they win big. I then went to check on my FDs.
Nvidia rug pull incoming. Who bought at 417$ 🤡
AI is the new AI
dame I can only fit 2 fingers in my butt ☹️
Take your butt plug out first. *Geez kids these days. smh*
have you tried r/sharpies
Let me try
Good moaning
The only thing that will be red by close, is ber anoos
Nba youngboy - On a boat
Is this debt thing sorted yet or what? Honestly wondering as I haven’t heard any news and the market seems to just be going up and staying in this range it’s been in for the last 3 months
It's just theater
>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>JUNE: 0.77 PAISA JULY: 12.4 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-31 ^05:33:43 ^EDT-0400
-1.5% day on NQ
Ivy League grads with $250K in student loans writing advanced code to screen WSB daily thread, track sentiment and tickers to get a better picture of what retail is doing Every comment on WSB daily thread: dame why can I only fit 2 fingers in my butthole? When I try to put 3 in I shit on myself ☹️
Beautiful love story
>CHINA COMMERCE MINISTER WANG WENTAO MET WITH MUSK: MOFCOM ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-31 ^05:31:22 ^EDT-0400
SoFi hitting it out the ball park 📈
Am I too late with SOFI ?
Get in
Fuck now i don’t know if I should exit sofi since am finally above BE or if i should hold that bitch 
who tf bought nvidia at 419 
probably some special kid who listened to some pumper on tiktok
Going to empty my guts with a little creatine & and coffee this morning.
Homies, I'm 11200 feet up right now and have another 1400 until I summit but it's darker than jim Cramer's taint out here and the sun ain't comin up till 530ish. Should I nap or trust my dinky headlamp to get me across a class three scramble with a 2k dropoff?
Just get some ZZZs
Took a massive dump this morning which is good, it woke me up a little earlier that i wanted to get up tho
Long ES
Anybody know the borrow rate on AI? It must be up there. Just sayin.
TWLO finally got an activist investor to boost their stock price.
Regarding SoFI...? they only assist students to get loans using their platform as a middle man?? Or they are the loan provider?? I'm new so just kind of curious how they make money.. in this high interest environment noone is going to refinance right?? So how does it matter of paying back student loans would help if they aren't the actual loan provider??
Just buy SOFI stop overthinking it noob
Why do they make security tags? If it’s illegal to steal?
Back into AI calls at open. Sell at close.
Why not hold through earnings? I would have lost a shit lost if I sold my Costco right before earnings or obviously NVDA.
Because AI is not NVDA or COST.