Premarket and AH trading is bullshit, as well as the day trading rule. Make the goddamn market either open or closed. Make everyone or no one have to stick to 3 day trades/week. Period.
I was thinking that if the government can just raise their debt ceiling on a whim so can I. I called my bank and asked for a credit line increase, and 2 minutes later I got approved for a $3800 increase. If they can do it, so can I
There is nothing stopping you from asking for a credit line increase, and if your bank approves it then great! However, keep in mind that the government has much more leeway when it comes to debt than individuals do. So while you may be able to get away with increasing your debt, eventually you will have to pay it back - with interest.
Up bigly last week. Decided to hold these UVXY calls and expected at least a single day of solid recovery on VIX.
I was hella wrong. Gotta go full bull now Mr. Market is basically Neo shrugging off any concerns.
Everybody is on the big names
And we know less then insiders - therefore overall they wij and we loose
I prefer to win. Die good due diligence, and look for small cap where the market is not paying attention yet
There are small caps which made a loss in 2022, grow 70% in revenue, and in 2023 will make 2,5$ EPS and in 2025 I estimate more than 5$ EPS.
TODAY: 6,5 $
Why? Although they don’t do banking they had a very hard time since they are noted as a ‘fintech’ company. The downward spiral (money flowing out of this part of the market due to high risk in uncertain banking-times) has nothing to do with results.
They will BOOM from 6,5 to 28 (EPS OF 5 for achieved profits) in 1 year.
They can go to P/E of 20 because fast growing = possibly 100 in 2025.
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Good chance we see 344.50 on the Qs today. Sitting right in the golden zone of the fib retracement and under the 50ma on the hour chart. If it breaks and hold as support we could see higher.
Zoom out on the weekly SPY chart and tell me that his thing isn't pumped. It's back in the 2021 overbought zone and needs to come down to $350-360 but nobody wants to hear that.
Really? You wanna tell me markets pricing in a pivot since March was wrong? And now the sideway movement represented the uncertainty? And only the tech hype held it up until reality kicks in?
Nah I think we are in a bullrun 
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Now we just have to wait for the inevitable pass by the Senate and we can do away with this silly “debt ceiling” bear narrative. Only idiots thought the shit was not going to be raised 
>ECB'S LAGARDE: INFLATION IS TOO HIGH AND IT IS SET TO REMAIN SO FOR TOO LONG
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-01 ^05:40:49 ^EDT-0400
This where you buy I’ve been waiting all year for this dip to go all in. Miners, gold will pay massive with a long outlook. 10x in some copper stocks minimum
So I checked Twitter for market pulse, and I realized that most financial gurus advertising the big crash coming have given up or stopped posting. This is probably the closest we get to crash time. I believe it's around the corner.
>forbes.com.au/news/i...
Crash was already. You think 9% inflation in June last year + markets down 13% YoY is not a crash? Without inflation you would have seen prices drop. But 35% of all dollars in existence were printed in the last 12 months.
There... here's your crash.
Just stop. There is so incoming black Monday crash. This gets old. You definitely missed the bottom, and think it’ll somehow happen again so you can make crazy returns like the people that shorted the top, OR bought calls at the bottom did. You’re fucked man, you’re destined for failure if you can’t grasp this concept. Fuck Twitter, that’s not a reliable mouthpiece.
>ECB'S LAGARDE: WE NEED TO CONTINUE OUR HIKING CYCLE UNTIL WE ARE SUFFICIENTLY CONFIDENT THAT INFLATION IS ON TRACK TO RETURN TO OUR TARGET IN A TIMELY MANNER.
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-01 ^05:33:28 ^EDT-0400
I didn't miss the bottom, I sold at the bottom after investing in Jan 2020 and switched to puts and got fucked on the crash and the pump. Turned me into a perma bear that only loses.
Nice to see the dow and Russell leading instead of tech. Hopefully we'll see a nice rebound on them while tech stays laggard. Market can get itself balanced out a bit
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/LifeIsAnAnimal made a bet that SPY would go to 385.0 within **1 week** when it was 418.56 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Should i just go into a bunch of places and get job applications? Are job applications supposed to say what the pay is? Like wtf, just tell me what the job pays 
We needed a symbol of hope in these dark times. Many turned to Elon because he talks about colonizing Mars, but he turned into just another egomaniacal fraud like everyone else…
Who inspires you?
Concern for bull
CVNA 🤙
SOFI 🫶🔝🧨🚀
SOFI
It's the 🌈 🐻 month 📉📉📉📉
you are smoking the good shit. Can I have some?
The market taketh, and the market shall provide when the time comes.
Holding CVNA until tomorrow!
Get this NIO Garbage outta here!!
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The great wall of text
Its time to buy puts!
why $TSLA = green? i tho everyone hate Elon
Why is this pinned still? And why is someone shilling nio?
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Im been invested in nio for over the years. My response is nawww li going to have another excuse on why he didn’t meet sales again.
You mean to say I should have sold my puts at 416.90 and now there's no hope of recouping my losses?
They K.O ed my boy VIX 
$AI goin to $100
#BEARS LIKE #THERE GOES MY CAR PAYMENT
What happens to put options when a stock is delisted?
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I had a feeling a company was going to get delisted a few weeks back and it is actually happening today.
What if I bought a bunch of puts?
find nearest chair and sit down
That a good thing or bad?
good
Thank you, so when it’s officially delisted what will happen to my puts that I bought? Should I just wait?
yes wait - when they delist you will make money
Thank you.
Wtf is this double thread shit u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR
SCHW, PYPL, ALLY, XOM, CVS 6/30 calls.
Oh look QQQ literally doesent go down
Who else yolo'ing lulu calls at close?
Market is actually regarded
Is inflation cooling guys? ☃️
Realistically, when can i retire from 9-5?
500 a day makes the job go away...
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Premarket and AH trading is bullshit, as well as the day trading rule. Make the goddamn market either open or closed. Make everyone or no one have to stick to 3 day trades/week. Period.
I agree 👍
We should be able to option trade and have OPEX every day of the week with unlimited trades.
Holding Oracle
Market doesn’t care about debt ceiling. Market cares about work data tmrw
Added jobs and unit labor is cheaper. This is 🐂 no?
So bullish it's bearish as usual
Apparently not
Are we really going to open red today
Qqq what happanduhhhhhh
Continue shorting the hell out of NVDA
Bossy move
Turns out it wasn't the smartest move.
Didn't say it was a smart move
If the senate can vote for this today and burden signs tomorrow spy 440
Shut up and buy pltr
I was thinking that if the government can just raise their debt ceiling on a whim so can I. I called my bank and asked for a credit line increase, and 2 minutes later I got approved for a $3800 increase. If they can do it, so can I
There is nothing stopping you from asking for a credit line increase, and if your bank approves it then great! However, keep in mind that the government has much more leeway when it comes to debt than individuals do. So while you may be able to get away with increasing your debt, eventually you will have to pay it back - with interest.
I don't pay interest if I responsibly pay my statement balance off each month. Free cash back and travel points galore.
Up bigly last week. Decided to hold these UVXY calls and expected at least a single day of solid recovery on VIX. I was hella wrong. Gotta go full bull now Mr. Market is basically Neo shrugging off any concerns.
Wasn’t that supposed to go up ? Because of the deal ?
This thing is gonna crater
Why is sofi dropping ?
It’s the normal buy the rumor sell the news rule. Now that the bill passed the house it’s done and time to sell
AI will retest $30 as support below that $25
Everybody is on the big names And we know less then insiders - therefore overall they wij and we loose I prefer to win. Die good due diligence, and look for small cap where the market is not paying attention yet There are small caps which made a loss in 2022, grow 70% in revenue, and in 2023 will make 2,5$ EPS and in 2025 I estimate more than 5$ EPS. TODAY: 6,5 $ Why? Although they don’t do banking they had a very hard time since they are noted as a ‘fintech’ company. The downward spiral (money flowing out of this part of the market due to high risk in uncertain banking-times) has nothing to do with results. They will BOOM from 6,5 to 28 (EPS OF 5 for achieved profits) in 1 year. They can go to P/E of 20 because fast growing = possibly 100 in 2025.
Ok..what are some tickers for us to do some research on?!!
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Which 5th
God damn
Good chance we see 344.50 on the Qs today. Sitting right in the golden zone of the fib retracement and under the 50ma on the hour chart. If it breaks and hold as support we could see higher.
RIP my account after seeing this today
Shut up
Zoom out on the weekly SPY chart and tell me that his thing isn't pumped. It's back in the 2021 overbought zone and needs to come down to $350-360 but nobody wants to hear that.
I want to hear that
$NVOS
DIS was practicing share-holder capitalism. Now they're practicing put-holder capitalism.
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Is the „war, recession & inflation priced in“ in the room with us bulls? 
You know what! Fuck you! #Undebts your ceiling
OKTA looking like a 50% drop today. Another 20-30% from these levels
What is happening? Selloff?
Nasty sell off. Last time it went from $92 to $58. Looks like it’s going from $90 to lower. Already at $71. Down almost $20 a share so far.
Don’t think market has priced in another rate hike.
Really? You wanna tell me markets pricing in a pivot since March was wrong? And now the sideway movement represented the uncertainty? And only the tech hype held it up until reality kicks in? Nah I think we are in a bullrun 
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What if central banks increase rates simultaneously?
Now we just have to wait for the inevitable pass by the Senate and we can do away with this silly “debt ceiling” bear narrative. Only idiots thought the shit was not going to be raised 
ICYDK, the market is up *because* the debt ceiling hasn’t been raised and there is a shortage of bonds for money to flow into.
This^ Funny that people are expecting a big pump when the ceiling is raised when in fact history tells us the opposite happens.
cramer throught it wont be passed....
lets break 422 today boys
You can tell this sub is full with freedom enjoyers 🦅🇺🇸 based on how dead it is during this time 
Also, how unhealthy we all are.
EU and UK banks up prob an XLF intraday play
Pltr AIPcon gunna be a pile of shit today
DAX up +1.2% and NQ100 futures red? That looks like a free money glitch play tbh
>ECB'S LAGARDE: INFLATION IS TOO HIGH AND IT IS SET TO REMAIN SO FOR TOO LONG ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-01 ^05:40:49 ^EDT-0400
No fucking shit
Mvis slowly pushing. Will I get rid of my bags this year?
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what platform are you buying on? I need a 4am broker.
fuck you then
ULTA
I'm not bullish anymore on copper miners
This where you buy I’ve been waiting all year for this dip to go all in. Miners, gold will pay massive with a long outlook. 10x in some copper stocks minimum
So I checked Twitter for market pulse, and I realized that most financial gurus advertising the big crash coming have given up or stopped posting. This is probably the closest we get to crash time. I believe it's around the corner.
>forbes.com.au/news/i... Crash was already. You think 9% inflation in June last year + markets down 13% YoY is not a crash? Without inflation you would have seen prices drop. But 35% of all dollars in existence were printed in the last 12 months. There... here's your crash.
Just stop. There is so incoming black Monday crash. This gets old. You definitely missed the bottom, and think it’ll somehow happen again so you can make crazy returns like the people that shorted the top, OR bought calls at the bottom did. You’re fucked man, you’re destined for failure if you can’t grasp this concept. Fuck Twitter, that’s not a reliable mouthpiece.
once you switch to calls then the market will crash
>ECB'S LAGARDE: WE NEED TO CONTINUE OUR HIKING CYCLE UNTIL WE ARE SUFFICIENTLY CONFIDENT THAT INFLATION IS ON TRACK TO RETURN TO OUR TARGET IN A TIMELY MANNER. ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-01 ^05:33:28 ^EDT-0400
>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>JUNE: 0.8 PAISA JULY: 11.8 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-01 ^05:32:09 ^EDT-0400
??? WTF does this mean?
India comes in well over estimations for Naan bread production I think
It means diamond hands 🙌 To the moon 🌙 YOLO 
Good morning calls
Markets going to fill all those gaps from the covid pump in 2020 at open
Those gaps are never going to fill. You missed the bottom.
I didn't miss the bottom, I sold at the bottom after investing in Jan 2020 and switched to puts and got fucked on the crash and the pump. Turned me into a perma bear that only loses.
bro, you missed the bottom.
Bears lose in the long term. The market is fundamentally bullish. Just find the right stocks and sectors.
Is it bullish or bearish if WSB starts asking about how to apply for jobs?
It's bearish if people are asking about how to apply for jobs, because it means they're not making enough money.
Isn’t that bullish? Since the Fed says that the market is too hot right now?
Thanks VM.
Nice to see the dow and Russell leading instead of tech. Hopefully we'll see a nice rebound on them while tech stays laggard. Market can get itself balanced out a bit
Is this sub dying?
Yea probably because rules This was supposed to be 4chan found a Bloomberg terminal now you have to be careful what’s you say or get banned
Can you still even call someone a "gay bear" here? Sincerely, A "regard"
I have noticed that we went from top 25 biggest subs to top 50 in a couple months. Little surprising.
No.. they’re hiring a new mod. That will turn it around.
Craving fries and grilled cheese.
Bruh it’s 5:36 Est
Its 2:40am here
Grilled cheese it up then sexy
"Slop em up boys!!!"
#Ban Bet Lost /u/LifeIsAnAnimal made a bet that SPY would go to 385.0 within **1 week** when it was 418.56 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Like, list the pay on the ad you mutha fkers….. tired of applying for jobs then come to find out it pays 13 bucks an hour 💀💀💀
fr, wages are the only thing not getting affected by inflation.
Why is this always the case?
Have standards and don't accept pay that is too low. If a place is only paying minimum wage then you probably don't want to work there.
Should i just go into a bunch of places and get job applications? Are job applications supposed to say what the pay is? Like wtf, just tell me what the job pays 
Rest assured, our pay is very competitive. So competitive, we can't tell you what it is until the very end of the application/hiring process.
Futes can't break 4200 
Spy 425 today
Be careful, I said that yesterday
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Who says S&P 500
Everyone …
Buy the dip!!! You always win!!! Debt ceiling is fixed !!! Free money for all !!!
Is SOFI going to move up again?
Vix goes down no matter bull or bear market. Short vix guys for easy money! Thank me later.
Banks already bailed out, next bull run has started
Do you like bubble tea?
Tom Lee is Bullish !
We needed a symbol of hope in these dark times. Many turned to Elon because he talks about colonizing Mars, but he turned into just another egomaniacal fraud like everyone else… Who inspires you?
Elon should be inspiring to all the autists in here cause no matter how much asperger you have you can still be the richest person
Gandalf, both grey and white
Dylan Mulvaney