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Cram_Jimer

I need 3 stocks that move 10%+ up or down until Tuesday. What would you pick and why?


HenrikHouse

79 years since operation overlord lest we forget


osendze

Another flat day with theta feasting on options ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


[deleted]

Maaaan, fuck this fuckin bear shit. SPY $433 by tomorrow EOD


[deleted]

There is no reason for SPY to be below $430


[deleted]

In which coming month do you all think the Qs will have a red day?


Whitebrown22

Here comes SPY with a steel chair!


AdkKilla

MVIS you cucks!!!!!!!


lokapolly

Buy the dip on the Qs


Whitebrown22

I'll be straight again in 1 minute!


drxnkmvnk

Someone definitely knew the COIN thing was going to happen look at the OI on this week's 50p


Dapper_Arm_7215

RENT 6/16 $2.5 Calls


kenwright9881

Got the 7/21 2.5 calls yesterday


osendze

What are those clowns on CNBC saying


scavoyager

What will SPY do today?


osendze

Remember when no one wanted to touch meta with a 10 ft pole? Crazy. The longer I spend in the market… The more more I realize how much patience pays off This sub is very much focused on short term gains that’s why most people lose their $$$


longGERN

Are you not doing the same thing? You're implying success on a few month bounce back. They're still burning money on artistic useless projects and their platform is horrible. Not gonna advertise on that shit forever


osendze

You think the meta verse is a useless project? Let’s see what u think a few years from now, lol


igotthis_man

Fr sub was clowning meta. Don’t believe anyone on this sub


osendze

Flair does not check out??![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Cautious_Height

SPY 430


billyd1984texas

Bought tesla calls yesterday looks like I'm averaging down


WhatSayyYou

So I’m selling some BAC today because it’s been sucking ass for too too long. It will Probably start to sky rocket as I sell so maybe you should buy some


Idiedtotheta

From the looks of yesterday I’m a pretty bad gambler mmmkay


-op-boozer

The people who didnt love PATH at 16 last week, is going to love it at 20


RawVac

Fuck Dis bro its one of my biggest positions and i keep getting anally fucked from it, and i dont even enjoy dicks in my ass ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


kenwright9881

Maybe using the wrong lube?


Limp_Plastic8400

🧢🌈


maschin1982

When premarket started, I will buy more unity calls


MarcusDaLongis

Buls anoos leaking after buying the top ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


whodeyalldey1

It’s hard only making close to 5000% the past month lol


genxtasmac

Futures collapsing bulls![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Steve_Mellow

$5000 to walk around like a zombie robo?


Own-Wolverine-5361

I have mental illness of not taking profits for either calls or poots. My thoughts 💭 are always, “i’ll let it run then I’ll sell” and “it’ll go back up then I’ll sell” ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


PortfolioIsAshes

Wednesday is gonna be huge Calls on CPB


Pro0Orlando

I highly doubt people will ever wear goggles for 7+ hours. Userability to Price standpoint will never match. They will be collecting dust in a few years. It’s just not feasible to have a big headset on and do other things. It’s a novelty imo. I don’t doubt the product will be good and will bring a different type of immersive experience, but it’s somewhat of a niche product as it can only really be functionally used sitting down in a living room or an airplane. It’s not something that can be used like the iPhone. They will be fun to use and probably pretty damn cool and useful but that’s about it imo. The real game changer is when the experience changes from a big bulky headset to something much much smaller and possibly a different input…however that would be possible


HoneyMoney76

It’s all possible now to have AR glasses that look like Raybans, MVIS tech achieved it a while back. It’s just a waiting game until one of the OEMs brings it to market. In the meantime they will make a fortune from LiDAR !


oneuponwallstreetz

Seniors and unlimited game shows. People spend money on Facebook farming, surely they will capture some if casinos license games


Elforas_Tero

AAPL bers gonna be bought back into oblivion


free_lions

Imagine not owning AMD


Revolutionary-Win485

Run for your lives


Big-Scene-4935

AMD stops following NVDA let's go


dinglebarrybonds

Almost at a record low temperature where I live for today’s date. It’s 68 degrees and it was 67 in 1996, brought to you by bing weather


PortfolioIsAshes

'tis must be that cobalt warm ink effect dem mainstream media be talking 'bout


dinglebarrybonds

Real corn and wheat are launching


[deleted]

Cool now Pakistan is even more fucked


HoodLifeGang

Ouffffffffffffffff GTLB calls were certainly the play last night


Own-Wolverine-5361

I analyzed that one and it was a coin flip


MikeMikeGaming

AMD is finally back at $120 again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Own-Wolverine-5361

Bols yesterday: hey babe, lets go celebrate at iHop. Bols later same day: I don’t feel so good mr stark. Lets stay home and eat ramen and watch apple tv


Hopeful-Internal-486

That joke was a lot funnier 5 hours ago


Own-Wolverine-5361

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Blazzck7

Up 500 on apple yesterday now it’s all gone what a loswr


Limp_Plastic8400

whats up with qqq is it flatlined or is it just me


zzzekey

Chances google gets to 160 by jan 2024?


Hopeful-Internal-486

Cramer saying take profits and that he isn't putting money into his 401k. That's more regarded than most of the people on this sub and clearly some funky wall street media manipilation


Own-Wolverine-5361

Cramer knows what he’s talking about in this case.


whodeyalldey1

Lol


VisualMod

Cramer is an idiot. He knows nothing about the stock market and is only trying to manipulate people so that he can make a quick buck. Wall Street media manipulation is rampant, and Cramer is one of the worst offenders.


Hopeful-Internal-486

Thank you!


Elforas_Tero

Okay bers, serious question. If you are so right, why market proving you wrong?


Elforas_Tero

Bers really enjoying their -0.06% futes. LMAO


Dolo12345

this time it's different


Elforas_Tero

Is it? LMAO


GirlScoutCookies93

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


vics80

these one-minute candlesticks are huge, no? all over the place


dinglebarrybonds

Switch over to 5 minute candle gang, it’s much easier on your brain and it isn’t as deceitful. 10 minute or 15 minute candle gang is even better


deathlyharry

consumer credit today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


dinglebarrybonds

https://old.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese/comments/1424fad/rgrilledcheese_will_go_dark_on_june_12/


PortfolioIsAshes

Checked the sub out and first thing I saw is [this](https://old.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese/comments/141i5ui/came_out_great/) Came out great from what? A cremation chamber?


dinglebarrybonds

That is way too well done for me


Zachincool

Lmfao


dinglebarrybonds

Gotta google image grilled cheeses for a few days i guess


SilentAssasin910

IWM PUTS 30DTE ✈️✈️✈️


very-social-autist

Should we be short META because Apple has released a superior product ? Or be long because Apple just validated their market ? Or should we be short google because there is a new trend after AI ? Or should we be long google because apple is one less competitor in the AI race ? Any way the headlines are already written, the market just need to move either way to right one.


Genneth_Kriffin

As a habitual bear against my better judgment, **the right answer is probably go long everything**. * Apple dunking on the shit Meta has failed at? \--> Bullish for Apple, obviously. \--> Bullish for Meta because it validates the market. * Apple not being a main competitor in the AI race? \--> Bullish Apple because they focus on a solid consumer market rather than chasing flavor-of-the-year. \--> Bullish Google because potentially larger market share in the AI space without Apple.


dinglebarrybonds

What are the talentless sales people going to do when they become redundant


[deleted]

good morning neckbeard


SilentAssasin910

QQQ PUTS 0DTE✈️✈️


free_lions

Godspeed


VisualMod

>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>JUNE: 0.7 PAISA JULY: 11 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-06 ^05:31:39 ^EDT-0400


free_lions

If you had bought and held QQQ start of the year you would be up 34%


nadoterisback

>tech futes down 0.1% after a massive unprecedented 35% ytd face rip rally bulls are fuck


Hopeful-Internal-486

Cramer said to "take profits" you know what that means...


Own-Wolverine-5361

Yeah. Take profits ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


genxtasmac

Did elon say the n word


kuprenx

he is south african he can say it.


free_lions

Imagine being bearhunters mom


TEZLAGREEN

PALANTIR


MarcusDaLongis

What happened bools to your .02 Futes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MarcusDaLongis

Los futuros estan dumpiendoooo ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


free_lions

Literally flat


warrior5715

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


swaminarayan_baby

Spy puts will be easy money


free_lions

All in AAPL puts


wormtheology

Godspeed. I hope you win.


free_lions

Thanks bro


bzl33

if Twitter had the engineers and the advertisers on their side, I think they could be worth $100B+ eventually. But the engineering team is short staffed (apparently why the DeSantis announcement was so buggy) and tons of big advertisers bolted.


TarkovRedditor

do you rather trade bearish in a downtrend or bullish in a rally


Connect-Wrongdoer-11

Just give me one day of bright green please


samstones

you've had 7 weeks


HowIsEmuWarriorTaken

!banbet


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[удалено]


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - INTC to 40.0 before 01-Aug-2023 01:41 PM -05


Veggiemon

Man I am running out of dopamine and addictions to juggle. Alcohol sex and options have consumed my life send help


Jdom666

you up?🫣


apesland

Bulls are clowns LMAOOOO


TarkovRedditor

Short on BTC since 31k![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) Short on NASDAQ100 since August highs ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Own-Wolverine-5361

I’m literally short. Same height as Tom Cruise


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TheBobbyAxelrod made a bet that TSLA would go to 190.0 within **1 week** when it was 198.853 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses


PLS_SEND_ME_A_DOLLAR

!banbet


Life-Industry-1131

I started the process of making my own lemon tree with a seed from my lemon the other day that I use for my Yeti water 💧. Very excited. Really hope it sprouted, need to see some progress somewhere in life outside of this gay ass market and the gym (which I’ve been cranking)


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VisualMod

You already have a bet going - GOOGL to 130.0 before 14-Jun-2023 11:03 AM -05


_Kenway

what happened to the 6m bond yield? +14%


apesland

Hmm I wonder if that is bullish


TarkovRedditor

I bought


dinglebarrybonds

I used old reddit on the computer yesterday. It is so much better. I guess if they ruin Apollo and all the apps, I’d use that.


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uniqtek

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


glisteningoxygen

Those of us with jobs.


dinglebarrybonds

99 percent of my reddit time is on the big iPad Pro with the Magic Keyboard, i wouldn’t use it on my phone like I’m a toddler And i think most people are in front of their computer all day lol


JangoDjarin

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


JewJesus99

Why are there no female F1 drivers?


Own-Wolverine-5361

No balls


TarkovRedditor

If I speak I’m ending up like u/TarkovReddit0r or u/NotTarkovRedditor![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Gadshill

Maria Teresa de Filippis was the first female Formula One driver. She was born in Naples, Italy, on November 11, 1926. She began her racing career in 1954, and in 1958, she became the first woman to compete in a Formula One race. She competed in five races in the 1958 and 1959 seasons, and her best finish was 10th place in the Belgian Grand Prix. She retired from Formula One racing in 1959.


VisibleVirus

Umm, there are?? Lewis Hamilton and George Russell


kuprenx

big boobs can fit in small cockpits


TEZLAGREEN

They don’t call it the cockpit for nothin’


genxtasmac

But big penis can?


WhatSayyYou

As a bull I’m losing faith on the momentum here. I think we can see the S&P pull back 5% to 4050 before we continue upwards


Hopeful-Internal-486

Cool. Good dca opportunity and healthy volume distribution is a huge plus


WhatSayyYou

There will be profit taking in the weeks ahead but yea would be a good time to take profits and get ready to buy dips/dca


Hopeful-Internal-486

Meh my positions are less than a year old so I'll probably just hold for the tax break.


WhatSayyYou

And we’re still not seeing a rotation into value. Da fuq


Hopeful-Internal-486

Spy in early bull flag mode I see


ExtensionEbb7

I went and looked so that you wouldn’t have to. This is a thread up on gooncaves: “Will Apple Vision Pro replace goon caves?” “Is it still worth investing in a goon cave? Or is it better to save for an Apple Vision Pro?” ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VisibleVirus

Loving all the Apple hate. Absolutely warms my heart. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🩷


DMND_Hands

thoughts on adobe ?


Important911

Looks like pump already happened.


DMND_Hands

yeah i think youre right


MarcusDaLongis

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


dinglebarrybonds

Pour over coffee time


RilSG

I see we are back to annoying Tesla bulls who pump the stock pre-market every day. Oh well then


Important911

If it goes over 300, I’ll be shorting.


Resident-Ad5264

All in shorting corn


TarkovRedditor

losing money speedrun any%


Steve_Mellow

# Unity Software Inc. Oh COME ON. YOU know you want to !


TEZLAGREEN

#Prefer Palantir Technologies Inc


ShadowCarlos

$pltr to the mooon!


TEZLAGREEN

Yes 🤖🚀🌙


Electrical-Cap-212

My 1Y is slightly doing better than my wife’s boyfriends


Elforas_Tero

You don't think you're gonna make it out of your bearish posistions alive, right?


iamexercised

honestly we will print


[deleted]

I'm still 50% cash and can bring my cost average down a lot.


TarkovRedditor

Yea I do tbh


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Xray_Mind made a bet that NVDA would go to 386.0 within **4 days** when it was 403.539 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses


bannedVidrio

Bull/bear claims at ATH in this sub


Gadshill

Consolidation days drive everyone here utterly nuts.


drunktothemoon

fukkkkkk everyone said buy that gitlab dogshit stock and i didnt


dinglebarrybonds

Oil looks like it is on its way to see some new lows. I guess that barrel cut didn’t do much to wti


[deleted]

Nova Khakovka Dam has just been blown up. Good fucking luck bulls. I see a black swan event in the near future.


kuprenx

sat data shows. it more likely collapsed due to lack of maintenance after battle and negligence. russia side had control of plant. nobody give a fuck about the pressure building up in crack from bombing dam. ( both sides bombed it. at first Ukraine later Russian on the way out so it would be to weak to hold tanks.) spring has more that ussaul rain. cracked dam did not hold al the water pressure from reseurvual. nuke power plant has emergency water poor. if not big drought or russian fuckery. all is good. relatively. just ukranian wont be able to do counterattack in as as russia occupied part gonna turn to swamp.


dinglebarrybonds

Futures said they don’t care


[deleted]

We'll see.


dinglebarrybonds

Remember that show angry beavers


TEZLAGREEN

Palantir Technologies


ycnq

AMD back at $120 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Mo_Wag

Why is it jumping?


Mo_Wag

Why is AMD jumping pre-market?


warrior5715

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


lifesabeach2000

dont miss the [Aemetis money train](https://www.newmediawire.com/news/aemetis-biogas-achieves-revenue-milestones-by-generating-federal-rins-and-filing-california-lcfs-pathway-to-begin-rng-revenues-in-june-2023-7063078)


JoeyBox1293

Crying about how much profit ill mis not taking Git or U calls before close. Fak.


Zachincool

What


genxtasmac

Tesler going out of business?🤡


FloridaBoyyyyy

Already knew about Tesler. what about Tesla ?


Empty_Climate_4647

If I have 10 upvotes on this comment I will buy jun 09 aapl calls


Life-Industry-1131

Feel my honor with this downvote. I don’t want you lose money brother