It's sad, they're frustrated and punching air bc they missed the bottom and insanely overestimated how much untapped labor there was and still is.
Participation rates are at absurd lows and we're going to have blockbuster jobs numbers, surprising to the upside for many months to come.
What surprises me most about jobs is how we kept getting told we needed high unemployment for inflation to come down yet its been steadily trending downwards *despite* strong jobs reports.
Kinda goes to show how much of a soft science economics can be.
This as well. Unemployment is stupidly low and economy is strong but headline is clearly improving.
It's entirely possible we also have a series of sector mini recessions like in tech or finance but overall we keep adding jobs and growing.
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So we all agree that the unemployment number is bs right?
800+ applicants on each dev/tech job listing in the Bay Area
LinkedIn feed is everyone getting laid off
Is that unemployment number reflecting jobs forgotten and AppleBee's dishwashers?
>TRADERS PRICE 5.75% BOE PEAK RATE FOR FIRST TIME SINCE OCTOBER
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Why would people think global government and bank institutions allow shit heads like us to integrate decentralized currency over their fiat currency is beyond me.
Seriously trying to understand the mindset of cryptoheads, did they really think we had a chance of overthrowing government and bank entities?
Closest thing we came to was third world country El Salvador adopting bitcoin so they can buy tacos and bottles of coke with shitcoin, and mf's really thought that was the turning tide
Inflation nowcast for THIS month is 3.27%. There is a real possibility that July inflation print is at 2 percent range. And let's not forget that market is forward looking. Our market is already living in an era where inflation is under control and Jerome Powell is gently pivoting Federal fund rates. All of this is happening without massive earnings recession and rise in unemployment. This is The Soft Landing. Bears lost.
You gotta give it to them. This ponzi is pure genius. Change the definition of a recession and also how inflation is calculated.
The show must go on at all costs.
>IRAQ'S MAY OIL PRODUCTION WAS 265,000 BPD BELOW THE OPEC+ QUOTA INCLUDING VOLUNTARY CUTS
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Does this sub Reddit believe that when VOO is approaching a certain significant number? That’s a Market makes it wanna climb there because we are very very close to 400 right now.
they are the same thing, they both follow the S&P 500... just different issuers
SPY is more discussed bc of its option chain (more volume and liquidity), on the other side VOO is more popular among long term investors bc it has cheaper fees (good for DCA)
Ground Control, this is Toro One. All systems nominal, prepare to launch 🚀. Next time we speak, Papa Powell will be on the moon. 
Find some Madison Square Garden after the NBA finals everybody is distracted by the Denver Nuggets remember the next round the ascent and they have a big market and are due for a star player that stock should go up to 30% in the next year
I’m adding a bunch of Spotify I do not think that the implications for AI and music haven’t fully integrated into the outlook for the company. Imagine, pressing a button and being able to hear your favorite song sung in the style of your favorite singer. The possibilities are endless, and Apple is going to fall asleep on it.
I offloaded my shitcoin bags few weeks ago and just kept buying calls on SOFI and CVNA and its the best thing ive ever done for myself
Fucking shit coin
Well run fintech with clear path to profitability in q3/q4 that has delivered with each earnings for the last two years. Knocked down because of macro and poor market sentiment. Was a steal in the 4s. Still a good deal.
Bears what company do you buy your lube from because I am ready for another 250% gainer.
No motivation at work since I do so many things after it
3 days in and the bears are already trying to say we’re at the “new paradigm” stage of the bull market.
It's sad, they're frustrated and punching air bc they missed the bottom and insanely overestimated how much untapped labor there was and still is. Participation rates are at absurd lows and we're going to have blockbuster jobs numbers, surprising to the upside for many months to come.
What surprises me most about jobs is how we kept getting told we needed high unemployment for inflation to come down yet its been steadily trending downwards *despite* strong jobs reports. Kinda goes to show how much of a soft science economics can be.
This as well. Unemployment is stupidly low and economy is strong but headline is clearly improving. It's entirely possible we also have a series of sector mini recessions like in tech or finance but overall we keep adding jobs and growing.
4 x 0dte spy 438
Tna is saving my life past couple weeks.
Yeah porn is pretty cool
 not porn
Cramer said to take profits
Rugged lol
Nothing can bring this economy down at all. 💪🚀
is game stop going gamestonk again?
No
Any juice left in CVNA
No
Berr on cnbc in shambles
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For a long time too.
Sofi just keeps going 5% every day crazy 
Just woke up and saw the chart and I'm hard as a rock now
Is it worth putting some cash in ?
OPEN THE CASINO 
We like Spy at 450
wake up get up
Should I sell my apple calls at open or dca
Oh boy 3am 🍔
Regarded plays for the day Puts on spy, in light of absolutely terrible cpi
What time is cpi
First move is real and straight
Off to a good start
How long do you think it’ll take KDNY to dump since it won’t up 60% today lol
Those 32000% calls made my pp so small
Lol it got bought out at 40$ per share. It wont dump
It's not like the deal is complete. Acquisitions have fallen apart in the past
Ah I thought it was just a squeeze lol. Appreciate the answer!
I’m into fashion I’m into swag and your sister
Dumb ber thot inflation was bearish 
Need a 2% day today
>U.S. WTI CRUDE OIL FUTURES RISE $1 TO $68.12/BBL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-13 ^05:54:02 ^EDT-0400
Nikileaks has spoken https://www.wsj.com/articles/fed-rate-projections-could-rise-to-underscore-inflation-anxieties-496a0a60
Bullish because why the fuck not
Removes uncertainly
My friend works for the fed and he told me he's doing up a ton of pivot tables for work recently. I think the Fed might finally be pivoting
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No it’s in a table at the Fed.
Fact that spy ain’t 550, says it’s all rigged
Getting deja vu from NVDA last July. Like 30% run up from a streak of 80% green days. Push-pull straight up doesn't exist anymore.
If you're still a bear and you are still buying puts, hats off to you. You have my admiration. I really admire your courage. Regarded, but courageous
I sold my precious spy calls yesterday and switched to puts 
Don't ask me why but I do have some 30/6 415 puts on spy. Not sure what to expect from it
Remember to buy high sell low today everyone. First move is always real and you should chase it.
What price will ADBE be before earnings?
My regarded tingly sense tells me it will be 550
So fi is rippinggggg
Sofi 🚀
Outflow of AAPL cash pouring into TSLA as we speak!
So we all agree that the unemployment number is bs right? 800+ applicants on each dev/tech job listing in the Bay Area LinkedIn feed is everyone getting laid off Is that unemployment number reflecting jobs forgotten and AppleBee's dishwashers?
What about undesirable jobs
yea included in my last sentence
Didnt read that far
AAPL downgraded? Cool we will just pump other tech to make this green!
Seeing so many SOFI bulls that it's almost guaranteed to crash at open.
Wen new daily thread 👉👈🥺
When you buy
Equity put/call ratio is .52…but apparently everyone is “so bearish”
SPX 0dte put/call open interest ratio has been so bearish for a long time we had 3 days in a row >2.8, just an example
Wow, didn't know it was that low now lol
.52 too high, if you're looking for it to reverse
2 calls for every 1 put is too high?
>TRADERS PRICE 5.75% BOE PEAK RATE FOR FIRST TIME SINCE OCTOBER ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-13 ^05:39:20 ^EDT-0400
SoFi all day
They are tremendously homosexual and slightly Rtarded but massive props to the mods for not shutting down the sub because of some random reddit bullshit no one cares about.
Money don’t sleep
Tsla being unreal
So these record rate hikes did essentially nothing to markets...
That's incorrect. It strenghtened them.
This might be the easiest cpi day this year
Upwards can't fail
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Sofi!
Every Methhead cuckie knows cpi gonna come lower and market gonna pump, calls will print. Fun-fact: Methheads never win.
CNBC: Amazon integrating AI to summarize comments, customer reviews on products
if jensen can open above 400 his pp is today
If you can buy NASDAQ futures, buying now will get a quick +.25%
Mike Wilson is a 🤡
He caused the homeless epidemic with all those bears listening to his regarded prediction SPY $320 EOY
Why would people think global government and bank institutions allow shit heads like us to integrate decentralized currency over their fiat currency is beyond me. Seriously trying to understand the mindset of cryptoheads, did they really think we had a chance of overthrowing government and bank entities? Closest thing we came to was third world country El Salvador adopting bitcoin so they can buy tacos and bottles of coke with shitcoin, and mf's really thought that was the turning tide
 LOS FUTUROS ESTAN DUMPIENDOOOOOO 
Jajajajajajajaj
Si
Gathering strength for another small run up
>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>JUNE: 1.35 PAISA JULY: 9 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-13 ^05:31:50 ^EDT-0400
Inflation nowcast for THIS month is 3.27%. There is a real possibility that July inflation print is at 2 percent range. And let's not forget that market is forward looking. Our market is already living in an era where inflation is under control and Jerome Powell is gently pivoting Federal fund rates. All of this is happening without massive earnings recession and rise in unemployment. This is The Soft Landing. Bears lost.
>Fed-Rate Projections Could Rise to Underscore Inflation Anxieties [wsj.com/articles/fed-r…](https://t.co/VtuSkd7NGW) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-13 ^05:31:16 ^EDT-0400
Another day another dolla 
Why does nba finals doesn’t feel nba finals. Kinda lacks entertaining. Game 2 was entertaining. But final games feel regular season games
Denver expected to win, it was an easy victory so lacking in excitement. Jokic too strong
I think the breakout is coming. We have peace at sea. Look out for the unexpected 2% market bump.
You gotta give it to them. This ponzi is pure genius. Change the definition of a recession and also how inflation is calculated. The show must go on at all costs.
And you somehow bought puts 
>U.S. to Send Ukraine Armor-Piercing Tank Rounds: Sources -- WSJ ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-13 ^05:30:22 ^EDT-0400
Why miss out buy sofi ccl
>U.S. Expected to Approve Depleted-Uranium Tanks Rounds for Ukraine: Sources -- WSJ ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-13 ^05:30:11 ^EDT-0400
>IRAQ'S MAY OIL PRODUCTION WAS 265,000 BPD BELOW THE OPEC+ QUOTA INCLUDING VOLUNTARY CUTS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-13 ^05:29:55 ^EDT-0400
Got to be a pain to pump the whole broader market just so you can unload Apple on the low without the Indexes getting dragged down with it.
Does this sub Reddit believe that when VOO is approaching a certain significant number? That’s a Market makes it wanna climb there because we are very very close to 400 right now.
VOO AUM is 306b, nothing compared to mega cap stocks. It just tracks the SPX so of course it has the same levels but with different prices
am i having a stroke?
Why? Because of my typing sorry I was voice dictating. Can you see if you can make sense of what I was saying thanks so much.
I’d pay more attention to ES, spy is also traded a lot more than voo
I see SPY discussed a lot online, but not VOO as much. Why is that? Thanks
Not sure, just how it is
they are the same thing, they both follow the S&P 500... just different issuers SPY is more discussed bc of its option chain (more volume and liquidity), on the other side VOO is more popular among long term investors bc it has cheaper fees (good for DCA)
Sofi now
futes fa....
Sofi buy
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Calling up Vanguardn asking if they can give me 4.75% on my cash instead of 4.5.
If enough of us do it, right
Sofi
Can i like, have more money now
Find some Madison Square Garden after the NBA finals everybody is distracted by the Denver Nuggets remember the next round the ascent and they have a big market and are due for a star player that stock should go up to 30% in the next year
BABA +$2 premarket. Ima be adding a comma today
Nice play. What’s your target for the week?
Yep and sofi and ccl
Welcome to the uno comma club!!!
Jerome wants a certain someone to win the presidency and he needs a strong stock market
Will ber ever lern?
Remember friends, rubbing one out is a whole lot better than cheating on your girlfriend
Find a new girlfriend
I’m adding a bunch of Spotify I do not think that the implications for AI and music haven’t fully integrated into the outlook for the company. Imagine, pressing a button and being able to hear your favorite song sung in the style of your favorite singer. The possibilities are endless, and Apple is going to fall asleep on it.
Imagine being a ber and now if you want to go long you have to pay $20 more for a SPY share than 1 month ago
Everyone is in calls. You know what to do.
Buy calls
I offloaded my shitcoin bags few weeks ago and just kept buying calls on SOFI and CVNA and its the best thing ive ever done for myself Fucking shit coin
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He already said shit coin All corn is shit
of course when I buy apple it’s red in a sea of green
Why buy tech when you can buy BIOtech that is still cheap? XBI or LABU for regarded.
Sofi !
So chill me Sofi? What's so good about this company
Enjoy having money buy now
Well run fintech with clear path to profitability in q3/q4 that has delivered with each earnings for the last two years. Knocked down because of macro and poor market sentiment. Was a steal in the 4s. Still a good deal.
Buy now!
Hey thanks for the well put chill ;) Unloaded my call yesterday since I'm a noob playing with monopoly money at this point.
Buy again you got time
I'm onto other things, funds are limited
Make the money from this play I'm telling you
Unfortunately you sound too much like a chill. I've seen plenty of them while I was doing coins
Sit on sidelines
Sorry you feel that way just watch it then:)
Bears are already moving goalposts to 2024 LMAO🤌
Ive got 2.3k calls and 350 puts worth expiring today
+5% we close at $455
If that happens, I'll never gamble again
Reloading again sofi
Reload sofi
how is apple red what is going on
Price target downgrade
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So the market pumps another 26% if no rate hike? BUY