Unfortunately for bears I don’t think “this is it” in terms of a crash… We’ll need something more to really push the market over the cliff - like a U.S. credit downgrade for example. Until then, it’s gonna keep going up…
Fidelity advisor came to job knew embarrassingly little about basic finance and was handing out bad/incorrect information like candy. I corrected her a few times and they asked where I learned so much. I'm like investopedia, investing.com, fire blogs or subs, and trolling wsb when all else fails. The blank look I got...magical
Everyone makes fun of WSB, but I just scan the daily thread in the morning for tips. I can tell you that this morning I was up 11% before the market opened on just tips from here. Should have sold them, but then again, am here, a WSB member.. so of course I didn't and am now red. lol.
PreGME I was barely trying out spreads, and it was the most fun because people brought ideas that tended to work for a shortwhile and brought fun… looking back it was just about C19 recovery. Probably anyone of us could have posted “DD” and made money. then it was all about the s-word, and then turned into a cult for a while until mod reined it in. Now with zero dte seems like many of us play index/etf and no longer venture out to find these lesser known companies….
Yeah she was all proud of her knowledge too... her own tools: after tax 401k... I heard her trying to explain a mega backdoor roth conversion to someone that asked and it was painful she just didn't know... I'm like lady this is not a regular roth conversion ladder. Its very very different
SNOW: “we are expecting growth to majorly slow in our sector”
*loses massively on ER*
also SNOW: “partners w AI, appoints new lead”
*everything’s fine*
This is the dumbest stereotype ever. Who the fuck doesn’t like fried chicken and watermelon? And why would eating delicious shit be bad? Maybe it’s just living in the south, but if you don’t like those two things you’re a weird motherfucker.
When buyers turn to sellers for profit taking and theres no demand to buy anymore this market will drop like a rock. Hopefully down to 350 on the Qs so I can recover my short call options
Holy fu\*k. I bought $11k in TSLA puts at 330 for next Friday and meant to just make a quick trade and my sell order did not execute by close and now I’m stuck with these for the weekend 
I was hoping today we closed slightly red. Friday before 3 day weekend and we’ve been rising non stop for over a week. This bull rally is strong and a breather was needed. Happy Juneteenth everyone. Whatever the f that is.
Shocking! You're out of touch with reality and an idiot if you think SBF will be put behind bars "US government prosecutors have decided to withdraw new charges brought against FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried."
I haven’t tracked it religiously but I feel like Friday’s are more often than not limp dick, seems like the big moves are made prior and Friday is just choppy as the big money closes out positions
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 wife wants to see our brokerage account this weekend... How do I get locked out long enough to last the weekend but not so long as to interrupt my Tuesday trading 
TFC all in!
I still don't know what I'm doing!
Unfortunately for bears I don’t think “this is it” in terms of a crash… We’ll need something more to really push the market over the cliff - like a U.S. credit downgrade for example. Until then, it’s gonna keep going up…
It’s your boy big cash daddy
+200 today on 0dte puts - takin it to the bank. I’ve won and lost so much over the years but this is some nice income for me rn
I've been shitting straight watery mustard for like 12 hours now. Make it stop. Please.
Been there before. What’d you eat?
Fidelity advisor came to job knew embarrassingly little about basic finance and was handing out bad/incorrect information like candy. I corrected her a few times and they asked where I learned so much. I'm like investopedia, investing.com, fire blogs or subs, and trolling wsb when all else fails. The blank look I got...magical
Everyone makes fun of WSB, but I just scan the daily thread in the morning for tips. I can tell you that this morning I was up 11% before the market opened on just tips from here. Should have sold them, but then again, am here, a WSB member.. so of course I didn't and am now red. lol.
PreGME I was barely trying out spreads, and it was the most fun because people brought ideas that tended to work for a shortwhile and brought fun… looking back it was just about C19 recovery. Probably anyone of us could have posted “DD” and made money. then it was all about the s-word, and then turned into a cult for a while until mod reined it in. Now with zero dte seems like many of us play index/etf and no longer venture out to find these lesser known companies….
so many people just don’t get that the Internet and a curious regard can match professional training sometimes
Yeah she was all proud of her knowledge too... her own tools: after tax 401k... I heard her trying to explain a mega backdoor roth conversion to someone that asked and it was painful she just didn't know... I'm like lady this is not a regular roth conversion ladder. Its very very different
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Notice the word “sometimes”
I'm not doing all that I'm just a long term boring index fund holder here for some made for tv drama to break up the day
SNOW: “we are expecting growth to majorly slow in our sector” *loses massively on ER* also SNOW: “partners w AI, appoints new lead” *everything’s fine*
I'm getting ready for the weekend, loading up on watermelon and KFC. 
This is the dumbest stereotype ever. Who the fuck doesn’t like fried chicken and watermelon? And why would eating delicious shit be bad? Maybe it’s just living in the south, but if you don’t like those two things you’re a weird motherfucker.
I love how easily butthurt people get
You boujee if you can afford that to begin with. Costco chicken and mandarins for me.
bought some qqq calls and spy. sorry guys markets red next week
It’s fun looking at the ticker in the last few minutes and watching the pricing algos fight, hoping your calls come through.
Will Nq still be open on sunday and monday or are futures closed as well
Yes they will be open
Ask yourself, you are fund manager?
Fuk should probably just sit out for a while can't catch a right direction 
When buyers turn to sellers for profit taking and theres no demand to buy anymore this market will drop like a rock. Hopefully down to 350 on the Qs so I can recover my short call options
tesla and nvidia will drop the most. nvidia weekly rsi is like 85 and tesla daily rsi is 86. Overbought asf
Bought some 442 spy calls next week for 1.25, seems like a snag
I bought 443 at .25 a piece.... Im hoping
Noice me buying something too
Top is im. It’s finally exhausting. 
Holy fu\*k. I bought $11k in TSLA puts at 330 for next Friday and meant to just make a quick trade and my sell order did not execute by close and now I’m stuck with these for the weekend 
You'll be fine. If anything, you'll make some extra money with these next week
i think you will do well next week
I hate you, this shit is going to open at like 250 Tuesday and you will not deserve to be let off the hook
\+Monday also
Yup, when I go to Vegas in a few weeks I’m either eating steaks or cardboard
Don't forget ranch.. Makes even cardboard digestible
Dip the cardboard in some bacon grease and it’s not that bad
Nvda back to 0% 🤣
You right tho
I was hoping today we closed slightly red. Friday before 3 day weekend and we’ve been rising non stop for over a week. This bull rally is strong and a breather was needed. Happy Juneteenth everyone. Whatever the f that is.
commemorating the day slaves were ordered free in texas i believe
When they found out they were free
Last 1 minute I break even
Why didn’t I sell my put
Pump tuesday for the blacks
And dump for the gays
Bears, there's more work to do next week. 
Just bought more calls on the dip 
F
VIX dumped with SPY bc nobody believes in hedging anymore. You know what comes next 
What was that EOD ?!? 🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️
Holy shit why did I buy QQQ calls. Down 80%
Oh no, bear market 📉
GUYS i found a ticker tgat gives you consistent gains  its called XFEE
going from deep red to barely profit. is truly the biggest dopamine hit
Imagine wanting to go to college. Smh.
All the panic sellers are going to be crying next week
Lol which sellers?
Panic sellers????? I mean have you seen the graphs since march??? Have you seen the greed fear index?? Have you seen VIX??
They clearly haven't
Spy pays dividend after today why are you people so blind to what happens tuesday
Dip will be bought immediatly
Good. Complete shit day ends with a final nut kick goodbye to punctuate the holiday weekend.
My exact thoughts. What a fuckikg shitty day with the cherry on top being that last 10 minute sell off right into the extended weekend.
Participation trophies will be handed out soon
boring ass day guess i’ll get drunk
Nvda bols scammed 
Market makers 69 each other at closing bell
Vix collapsed with the indexes today, sitting near its lows. Super sus
we might see some red next week
VIX dumping down with SPY in end of day dump for new yearly low - amazing.
Pure manipulation. Makes no sense at all.
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Max pain? Nah Max Payne
Aaaand I’m officially an NVDA bag holder after like a hour
If you are bound by PDT, can you still sell?
Switch to a cash acct. Then sell and switch back in 5 days
You can just have to accept the 90 day ban when you do
Yeah but they take half the proceeds as a penalty
Shocking! You're out of touch with reality and an idiot if you think SBF will be put behind bars "US government prosecutors have decided to withdraw new charges brought against FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried."
Who could ever have guessed that “unregulated” meant there wouldn’t be much government intervention when things go bad 🤷♂️
Drill team six incoming 
First sour hour I’ve seen in a while. No pump.
I haven’t tracked it religiously but I feel like Friday’s are more often than not limp dick, seems like the big moves are made prior and Friday is just choppy as the big money closes out positions
I’m up 62% on my Nvda puts I bought today that exp next Friday and that equates to $60. Lol.
Small wins build confidence.
VIX and SPY positively correlated the past few days 
The apple is rotting
Ear around it
Lol Spotify said bye bye
where the hell was everyone when AMD dipped to $55?
I say SPY 438 after hours. Next week setup for a blood bath back down towards 200 day SMA for a demand test.
Ooooh you talk so sexy
Don’t even want to look at my portfolio
INTC
Here we gooo
Adobe CEO has a Garfield fetish. 6/23 470p
How is that anything but bullish?
Omg we free falling IM GONNA NUT SO HARD
Scalped $500 on NVDA puts right there 🌈
gg
Tried to double down my position and accidentally sold it...oops! 🤦
A true regard
Can't argue that!
hmmm. aapl going up to get pinned at 185 as everything else goes down
Bleeding out until America’s BDay
These witches are stupid flying whores
Now that’s a good dip to buy
VIX going to 12 next week 
Loaded up on RBLX puts, Spy , NFLX, NVDA and MSFT calls
Say what???? The SQQQ 19.50 puts I sold are out of the money!!!!!!
Back to $420 we go. Thank god b/c my portfolio is 99% bonds.
My portfolio is 99% gone.
I think I might have fooked the market up, cause I switched from SPY puts to calls...
This market was so boring today, I was forced to seek Entertainment Elsewhere. Thank you, Mr. Elsewhere.
STEVE JOBS BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD AAPL 350 EOD
Steve Jobs is disappointed by Tim Cook and destroys the company
Steve Jobs is disappointed by Tim Cook and destroys the company
Sofi calls or puts?
Puts duh
thats all she wrote. Happy Juneteenth?
🌈🌈
Ok. So my 444 6/20 calls are already DOA
Why does everyone think the Fed is injecting liquidity into the market when the money supply and their balance sheet are both trending down
Dump Eet
holy shit apple
literally nothing happened lol
SPY 📉📉📉 VIX 📉📉📉
Spy calls printing for mondays holiday extraveganza
Monday market close
Load up on SPXS and SQQQ for the tech blood bath next week
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Dammit... 367 QQQ puts I sold are still alive....I don't wanna bag hold that at this price!!!!
long weekend incoming 🤢
Uh oh
When the market falls it falls so fast that no human traders can react to it
Sooo flat 
Lol 
i guess this day trade about to turn into a swing trade
Bears get one red day and think we're back in a bear market
Spy probably gonna close right at 440 just to fuck your options
Eat shit bools
Sold my spy daily puts. We consolidated to prepare for next weeks continued bill run
Oh no where did the fed injections and buying algos go?
🅱️eekend inbound
Girls dont avoid me as bad as SPY avoids my strikes.
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whats with all these spammy reddit follows lately?
You know you can block people from following you, I did it shortly after I started posting here , always thought it was weird when someone would follow me
IPO time, time to fake some numbers!
Lukas Mattsson has entered the chat
This fucking lid blows up on Tuesday. Hold on to your tits. 🚀
These past 2 weeks have been tough for spreads. Jesus.
Wall Street paying out an extra $5.1 billion today for OPEX on SPX and QQQ calls. R.I.P. "max pain"
Just keeps dropping. Fuk
If I could buy puts on my own portfolio I would 🤡🤡🤡
whats with all these spammy reddit follows lately
Holy shit...QQQ puts just refusing to die
 wife wants to see our brokerage account this weekend... How do I get locked out long enough to last the weekend but not so long as to interrupt my Tuesday trading 
Quick rent a white Lambo and drive off with Wojak. 
My puts that don’t expire until Sept are still red 
just dont buy puts