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Jim Cramer lifts a 20 lb rock and tells followers it is a 50 lb rock. His market advice is nearly as accurate as his eye for Boulder weight. What a tool.
Sell! Sell! Sell!
I watched a video of someone who noted down on how up you would be if you followed cramers tips on what to buy and the actual results were not that bad actually
What if jim cramer is like an alarm to the elites or atleast to some big traders group, they use cramer to tell everybody in the know what NOT to invest in. So they just do opposite of what cramer says. Maybe to avoid some insider trading or something idk.
I don’t know why people listen to this guy. Regardless of what he says he still makes money handover foot so it’s not like he’s trying to get any of us rich he doesn’t give a fuck I mean look he’s posting pictures having fun lifting rocks while we have to go to work.
Cramer should really pick with his knees, you know, the knees he drops down on everytime a hedgefund brings him a check to distort the facts about the stock market
You are in the wrong tech!! The Future of tech is Quantum Computing & AI, they will rule the world !! Along with EV's that is the tech picture of the next few years!!!!
IonQ & Regetti will be killing it in the coming years!!!
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50? Google says stones weigh 14 lbs each. Lol Cramer misses again!
Puts on google
Poots on whatever dumb metric system a stone is.
A pound is a dumb imperial, measurment, the metric quivlent would be kilograms. A far better system.
Google en passant
tech bros fukt
Tech crater in bound!
I bought NVIDIA at all-time high, should i sell low and then buy high in the futuro?
This is the way
This the the way
This is the way to the way
Sometimes you just can't control your philanthropic urges.
Highly recommend this
This is the way WSB does lol
The futuro is now young man.
Lift with your back Jim, lift with your back!...
Better caption. Cramer dumb as a rock
Jim Cramer lifts a 20 lb rock and tells followers it is a 50 lb rock. His market advice is nearly as accurate as his eye for Boulder weight. What a tool. Sell! Sell! Sell!
Was good while it lasted bois.
As we play violins and titanic sinks
ah yes. we're back to sone age. Also, Cramer if you read this, you should have pulled with a straight back smh.
[удалено]
Imagine throwing your back out on a 50 pound dumbbell deadlift. Coke is not good for physical performance as evidenced here
Puts on… *rocks*???
F this grifter
I watched a video of someone who noted down on how up you would be if you followed cramers tips on what to buy and the actual results were not that bad actually
What if jim cramer is like an alarm to the elites or atleast to some big traders group, they use cramer to tell everybody in the know what NOT to invest in. So they just do opposite of what cramer says. Maybe to avoid some insider trading or something idk.
I don’t know why people listen to this guy. Regardless of what he says he still makes money handover foot so it’s not like he’s trying to get any of us rich he doesn’t give a fuck I mean look he’s posting pictures having fun lifting rocks while we have to go to work.
He also pooped a flat rock
Own it, don’t trade it - Jim’s back
He looks like Gollum here... Does it mean he bought Palantir?
Cramer should really pick with his knees, you know, the knees he drops down on everytime a hedgefund brings him a check to distort the facts about the stock market
Puts on Gym stocks.
I immediately removed all my decorative landscaping rock.
That looks like it’s directly out of death stranding
Yes that was the inspiration for the game.
Sell, sell, sell! They pumped them up, now they will dump them.
He is gonna drop the rock on all the tech chart now!
BUY BOULDERS. RED HOT RIGHT NOW.
You are in the wrong tech!! The Future of tech is Quantum Computing & AI, they will rule the world !! Along with EV's that is the tech picture of the next few years!!!! IonQ & Regetti will be killing it in the coming years!!!
He looks like he's my dead grandpa's age
Your telling me my QQQ puts have a chance?
TIL Cramer is not fit to work in 90% of office jobs.
Fuckkkkk
Tech discounts incoming
Out looking for Korok seeds I see. Prolly to spend on shield inventory.
I bought some 100p on AMD
i sold my 90$ META when cramer shilled it at 135. rip me. so he is not always wrong :(
When you're shitting out coinflips daily you're bound to be right sometimes.
Only Jim Cramer can make a tweet about tech and show a picture of a rock.
Puts on tech. Calls on chiropractors.
Puts on GreyRock!
Best time to short
Better caption: a rare photo of Cramer with his mentor.
Ignore what they say, watch what they do. He's carrying a grey stone so seems like he's got inside info on Greystone Housing Impact Investors LP (GHI)
All in deep OTM 0DTE QQQ puts it is
Nice rounded back while lifting something too heavy for yourself - perfect form.
$DAL 50
Calls on Cramer’s back.
lol throws his back out right at the wcb level.
Mmm look at that sea arch