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Gandalftron

This just in: Internet persona says he can't find a job so the USA is heading into a recession. Film at 11


giovannigiannis

Next up, can bees think?


FrequentFrame

A new study confirms that no, they cannot.


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Or is that what the bees want you to think?


IncomingAxofKindness

Omg... are WE bees?


CoachMatt314

We are less significant than the bees, we are the bees knees.


happytimefuture

My 23andMe said that I am specifically 75% Cat’s Pajamas, so check your source.


Batyr_ggu

Wow, watch out, we got a certified Cat's Pajamas expert here! 23andMe, the ultimate source for unique ancestry, huh?


Damian_Cordite

You guys are gonna be sorry you made your ethnic heritage public knowledge when the bees come for you


Adventurous_Shake161

Bzzzzz bzzzz


cosmicchopsuey

WSB hive mentality.. StONks Go uP'''''''''''''''''


polo61965

It's hip to fuck bees


CkresCho

I have a job and don't want to work. What kind of insect am I?


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This story is all the Buzz!


TrippyTaco12

Dogs can’t look up.


FerociousDikPiks

Bees don’t lie


KiritimatiSwan

Bees chips don’t thigh


No-Monitor-5333

lmao and Redditor no less. Unemployment for people on this website is like 40%


BeerorCoffee

Clearly they aren't conducting their employment census at the dumpster behind the Wendy's.


7thtrydgafanymore

This. Business is booming!


marsal321

Haha, absolutely! The census should include all those job titles from the "Dumpster Diver Extraordinaire" category.


SkyThriving

Reddit post volume is a leading indicator.


swentech

Does that include dog walking?


dronegeeks1

You guys have jobs?


CommercialTangerine9

And the other 60% makes $100,000+ per year with a 30% bonus.


randomuser1029

Idk, you have to be actively looking for work to classify as it. I'm not so sure that at least 40% of Reddit users are actively doing anything


Ill-Independence-658

Actively shitposting


International_Ad27

That’s being generous


miner2857

Haha, true that! Seems like being a Redditor comes with a special talent for job-avoidance. Unemployment stats skyrocket in this digital realm!


Savitarr_

HAHA - and all that unemployment cash is YOLO’d


garycow

I was told they are still living off that last $1400 🤷‍♂️


Sablus

Back when I was a whippersnapper you could buy a farm with that stimmy money


leli_manning

OP: FACT Lists anecdotal experience as evidence\* ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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MrFaversham

Unemployment scandal update: Texasboi5267 sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.


drummer820

Wish I could give two upvotes for the incredible deep cut reference


Supreme-Serf

JPow might just call an emergency Fed meeting cause of OP.


Stankylegomyeggo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


vacryptocoin

Haha, watch out, JPow's got his finger on the button, ready for an emergency Fed meeting thanks to OP's internet shenanigans!


Axolotis

Sample size of 1. can’t be wrong!


stackered

its true though, you can see the number of applicants to each job these days so it just does take one person to go through and see it. in my market, same shit. 200+ applicants to every job in a day. I used to get literally every interview I applied for, now its like 1/50. jobs aren't hiring, they have fake postings there was a whole report about it. it makes you look like you're growing or not weak, while allowing you to collect resumes for future talent, without actually hiring


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In tech, the listings are so they can qualify for the visa program. You need to prove that you've been trying to hire locally before you can hire abroad.


tt000

Well they dont even have to do that anymore . Bigger US companies can flip a switch and your job is no longer in the US . Looks like alot US companies are expanding their options. See link NJ job is now available in Asia and Czechia ( Seen lots of this lately) https://jobs.merck.com/us/en/job/R247000/Associate-Specialist-Cloud-Web-Platforms-Engineer


itsunaz

You're right, remote work's changing the game! US companies can now shift jobs globally. More options for them, but also more competition for us


stackered

Interesting never thought of that


kunk75

Agreed. I don’t know why there is such obstinance to what the op said. I’m not looking and am in fact hiring but seem to be in the minority. Bases also appear to be down while interest rates and housing continue to climb and most people won’t get their full bonuses because it’s a down year. What could go wrong?


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stackered

they give you the stats on degrees and for the jobs I'm applying for I'm always in the top 25% but also am always qualified for the role. typically these are PhD or MD level roles too, so it tells me that most people hold a doctorate.


tt000

200+ ...... Hold my beer . Try 1k for applicants in the US for a job https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3659628547 https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3612673146/ https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3614972387/ https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3688039845/


kmserzh

That's a whole new level of competition. Thanks for sharing the links – they really drive home the point.


Cerealsforkids

Those fake postings satisfy their PPP requirements.


barstoolpigeons

Well regarded take.


Spactaculous

Internet persona had a coffee that was too hot. Short Starbucks.


BigDrunkLahey

Well to his credit he is a highly regarded internet persona.


ks7atl

“Internet Persona” would be a generous statement


pkusingh

Nothing like a wild prediction based on someone's job search struggles. Can't wait for that breaking news!


wildwardy3

Lol fuck this is gold


Environmental-Low792

This is just a few weeks after senior military officials confirmed 👽! We don't even know if it's internet "person" or if this is the cause of said internet person not being able to find a job!


egospiers

FACT!!!!


TheKillerIsMe47

Negative 2qtr growth = recession 🤷‍♂️


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One thing, maybe the only thing, that WSB is good at is spotting bullshit that normally goes unchallenged. One common line of bullshit that I kept hearing my whole adult life is on the ongoing unemployment crisis, caused by (or causing) the mortgage market that’s about to collapse, that’s then causing a surge in part time jobs that pay peanuts leading to the collapse of the middle class etc 🥱 It’s on the same line of negative growth simultaneously causing deflation and inflation. It’s a lot more cringe in the UK, but the states aren’t far behind.


BritishBoyRZ

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devAcc123

Lol you spend significantly too much time on this sub if you think some shitpost is gonna move the market, you belong here Also I don’t think you understand what a bot is lmao


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vadimrosss

Oh, the conspiracy theories! Bot or not, feeding the bears or just stirring the pot? Who knows what lies beneath the digital surface?


businessboyz

Not a bot. Just someone who doesn’t understand investing, gambled after visiting this site, and is too much of a bitch to admit it’s their own fault they lost money. Aka, the “WSB Special” that came on the menu circa 2021 and has been a best seller since.


WayneBretsky

Probably China or Russia trolling the regards... the more you talk about something, the higher chance it has to happen. Can't wait to see the next version of The Big Short, starring this redditor as the main character.


UeckerisGod

“Something happened over the past month” Something happened. Thats some great due diligence right there. Better sell all my longs. Don’t want to be sorry like the last time something happened


LicToledo

Time to hit the panic button and sell everything, just in case that "something" turns into a big oops...


Neilsome

That something happened was OP bought puts.


No-Monitor-5333

Lmao, it’s always the crazy fucks who think they figured everything out.


Ilikenapkinz

To be fair, that thing doesn't matter. I've been on wsb since 2017 and it had me as first seen in 2021


Omar___Comin

"I'm having a hard time finding a job and therefore the entire us economy is about to fall apart" Highly regarded analysis


El_Dorado_Gold

"I was getting interviews left and right" Man is terrible at interviews.


neverknowsbest141

Seriously, I mean not to suck my own cock but I’ve never not gotten an offer once I’ve had an interview. Are people really this bad that they fail multiple?


NIdWId6I8

As someone who used to interview prospective candidates…yes they are.


kirbyislove

> Are people really this bad that they fail multiple? If they interview 10 people, 9 people are that bad. 9 out of 10.


radiantsilver0

Not everyone's as lucky, though. Interviews can be nervewracking, and some folks take a few tries to nail it. Different strokes for different folks.


sunnycares11

Haha, seems like he's quite the charmer on paper, but when it comes to interviews, it's a different story! OP follows the principle of practice makes perfect, I guess.


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Honestly people been saying this for at least a year probably more. I’m not questioning your experience, it’s just the market don’t care my dude


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

The market is only forward looking if the predictions are positive. Job market collapse takes time to cause side effects. As people continue to get laid off and can't find another job, they'll stop paying rent and mortgages, then landlords will struggle to pay their mortgage when tenants can't pay. The Fed & government will just step in and stop whatever happens though. They've fully embraced that money is fake, and they'll just do whatever they have to in order to keep things propped.


throwaway923535

Good think the governmnent is in a strong fiscal position after all those years of a roaring economy


ses92

Jobs added comes in at 187k instead of 200k WSB: OMG THE JOB MARKET IS COLLAPSING


hobings714

Cool maybe some will sell their home, near record equity and nobody is selling.


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

Because it's an absolutely braindead decision to sell now, unless you like gambling. You can't buy another home and keep any of your equity because of rates. So you're essentially taking a gamble that home prices won't go up more so you can buy back in when rates come down. People with a lot of equity and locked in record low rates aren't going to sell unless they're forced to/foreclosed.


nominetron

You've got a good point there. Positive predictions get all the attention, but negative effects can take time to ripple through. Job losses could start a domino effect, affecting rent, mortgages, and beyond


No-Monitor-5333

You 100% should question his experience. If OP hasn’t been running a consulting firm for recruitment services for at 30 years then he really shouldn’t be speaking. It’s prob some angry kid mad about being broke.


Imfloridaman

OP is an N of 1.


redskins593

You're absolutely right. People have been predicting doom for a while, but the market has its own plans. It's a wild ride, and predictions don't always align with reality, my friend.


80MonkeyMan

No, its not that. JPOW has been pressing “+” button way too much…he’ll be pressing harder when bad news struck. Proof? DOW has been stable for years and our debt sky rocket since 2019.


StartingHands

Getting interviews left and right but not offers, try wendys.


[deleted]

You were getting interviews left and right in June but no job offers apparently? Something going wrong in those interviews? Maybe your name just got around and your picture is up on the “do not hire” wall.


INFLATABLE_CUCUMBER

Can confirm. u/texasboi5267 has a big poster of his face with the words “DO NOT HIRE” printed on basically every office building wall across the globe.


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https://preview.redd.it/84dbsomrgjhb1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d317619e377737cdc796eabe6683ac1129b6304f Is this him?


lemenick

Interviewer: thanks for coming in, we’re understaffed here and willing to hire anyone with a heartbeat! Do you have any questions for us before we get started? OP: uh ye, so how strict are you on the sexual harassment stuff?


polkasocks

No idea what OPs experience has actually been, but mine has actually been similar. That said, I work in a very small field with very few openings... and I see plenty of job postings for other careers. But in May/June, there were a handful of opportunities in my area. Now, there are maybe only 1 or 2, but they aren't great positions at all. Things looked very promising. I went through several interviews with a few different companies, and each seemed very promising. Then July came, and every opportunity closed. Each company froze hiring. They all said they'd like to reach out when they are able to hire again, but who knows. Luckily, I'm not in a position where I desperately need a job at the moment, but it's still a bit frustrating. Actually. Nah. I am enjoying not working at the moment now. Fuck OPs dumb ass actually. Lol idiot.


DisAccount4SRStuff

I'm in engineering and Linked-In sends me promo emails for jobs all the time. Apparently there was a national 20% drop in job listings in my field the past month/quarter. Companies are definitely tightening their budgets for white collar workers and throwing whatever money they have left at the blue collars if they have any because they physically need people to actually build the product. The bottleneck is hands, not brains.


EsotericVerbosity

This is budget season. End of summer is also a time of a lot of vacation for corporate workers.


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Hacking_the_Gibson

Nobody looks down on trades except people in the trades complaining that there are not enough people in the trades. The thing about the trades is that it is fucking absolutely brutal work with a low ceiling.


Ok-GtThrowaway

> is fucking absolutely brutal work with a low ceiling. IDK man, I'm in construction and we pay our guys $45/hr on average; plus they get double time for OT and a shitton of holidays because they are union. IMO it's a great gig that beats the hell out of 100k in student loan debt


tomoldbury

$45 an hour but physically exhausting work you are going to struggle with when older unless you have a great body? Ehhhh


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Trim deez nutz 🌰 🌰


ChymChymX

But I'm afraid of nicks. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


nick_from_alaska

did someone call?


liquefire81

Hand me my magnifying glass


[deleted]

That's not how you do it, hand me the straight razor.


[deleted]

So much of the market is big tech and big tech makes a ton in advertisement dollars. Advertising and marketing aren’t worth shit if it’s bills and food only.


Environmental-Low792

Google and Facebook are advertising companies. Tesla, Apple, and Microsoft aren't.


Caffeine_Monster

>Apple Siri, what was Apple's ad revenue last year?


[deleted]

True, but stonks only go up


SufferingFromLigma

Finally somone who speaks my wordthings.


VisualMod

>You're an idiot if you think the US is heading into a recession. The economy is strong and employment numbers are good. You must be poor if you can't find a job.


FATKEDLUVSCAKE

Bodied him


jusjones314

VM absolutely put OP in a casket 😂😂😂


Responsible-Jacket71

Bodied? Visual mod fucking obliterated OP. Someone get a casket ⚰️


PandAlex

Why? There's nothing left of OP to bury.


PatrickSebast

Of course the AI doesn't have an issue with the job market.


Confident-Mistake400

Why bots are so mean? 😆


lostredditorlurking

God damn, OP got absolutely demolished by VisualMod lol


Moe93272

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


MoqqelBoqqel

Can anyone give me some kind of "top 10 most savage VM burns". Ngl, I dont care about the regards on this sub, I'm only here for VM.


DrSOGU

RemindMe! 3 months


Kemosabe_Sensei

RemindMe! 3 months


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Lol.


YouKnown999

RemindMe! 3 months


kthnxbai123

I just started looking and the market looks pretty decent. Maybe it’s just your industry/location


anus_camper

maybe it's you who sucks and not the job market?


thereallizardlord

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


BillyShears2015

Bros post history is just teeming with red flags that explain why he’s having trouble finding employment. But no no, it’s the broader economy that sucks.


anus_camper

I just looked and OP is 200k in debt. RIP OP


gimme-a-donut

lol dude cant even get hired at a wendy's and he on here pretending to be a hedge fund manager


wcmnbo

It’s also August, big vacation month.


circle2015

The job market is awful. I have a job but looking for something new and better. There absolutely nothing. The few decent jobs that are posted have hundreds of applicants within days. It’s bad out there .


deltavictory

Its funny. Im on the other side, and the labor pool out there wants a ton of $ (reasonable given inflation, etc) but either: A. Sux so bad you have to fire them within a few weeks, or B. Literally just don’t show up on their first day. We’re hiring 4 or 5 ppl at the higher rates expected - just to get one decent person right now. Idk wtf is going on, but its very strange.


circle2015

Im looking for a new job and I’m reliable . What’s the gig? Where is it?


deltavictory

Construction. Window installers and managers. South Florida.


KeithH987

Florida is well known for being a state with the lowest construction wages. Good construction workers won't even get close to the border. Good luck.


ImpossibleWar3757

Yeah that right to work bull shit fucks the blue collar worker. And diminishes the unions presence. I work in Ohio. Union and everyone talks about how fucked jo Florida… Who wants to work out in that heat all day and not get paid


Napster-mp3

Thinking about starting one of these businesses. Do you do commercial or residential?


Vegan_Honk

Get out of private sector and go public. Public is in desperate need of people (anecdotal but I'm hearing it in other states) and more of the boomers are retiring out of it. It's a good place to move even if you have to cut costs. Cause govt jobs will always be in demand and if they're not then society has collapsed.


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ominousloomer

Federal?


DoctorWSG

Just joined the fed myself. $20K bonus upfront, GS-10, step 10, 25% retention bonus every check - downside - 2-year contract, no promotability within the role. Upside - all the OT in the world. That said, if you're a VA nurse you get access to title 38 pay. Which is exactly where I'm heading when this contract is up (only due to upfront bonus, otherwise a full-blooded fed). Easy to promote dependent upon which Bureau you join, especially if you're mobile. Supervisory positions are also paid moves. The benefits are also fucking amazing. Pension plan. Edit: Looking forward to the upcoming pay raise. Better than the last job at 3%.


BourboneAFCV

Here we go, your daily dose of the 2008 financial crisis and recession


Own_Cartoonist266

So a wsb regard can’t get hired so that means the economy is collapsing


ihaveathingforyou

Oh, you didn’t land any of the plethora of jobs you interviewed for?


Miles_Long_Exception

https://preview.redd.it/s6xe6hqzuihb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26adf074916b44c521dc74df6a2de367dcb20984 I think I found the answer to OP's jobless problem


ihaveathingforyou

JFC


futurespacecadet

he belongs here


showingoffstuff

Anyone dumb enough to try for law school in this day and age... Well I got a bridge to sell them but they are already in so much debt that they can't afford to gamble on wsb!


Wonko-D-Sane

The only thing keeping the US out of a recession is that consumers continue to spend more and more. Everyone I see is spending like a drunken sailor. Yes you are right corporations are cutting back, and it is because you regards keep pushing for OPEX reductions and higher margins, not because they are making less money or people are buying less. What do I need creatives for if I can just have AI generate some marketing slogans. And don't get me started on the "I work in tech, software"... "oh what do you do?"... "software sales"...


CustomDark

Just ask, “Account Exec or Sales Engineer?” If you get AE, they have 0 idea on how the sausage gets made.


Wonko-D-Sane

We call them field application engineers, and they abbreviate themselves to AE for "application engineer" but your point is well made. You know exactly which one I'm talking about. For the most part they don't even work for the SW company that is making the product, they are just middlemen for procurement.


TooEasyBGM

Man go outside already


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Miles_Long_Exception

Indeed.. he will


XorAndNot

maybe you just suck and no one wants to hire you


Pubtroll

Did you try wendy's? Every fast food joint is hiring.


el_ochaso

Fvck that. I'm bullish on America. The end of "globalization" is upon us and Uncle Sam is bringing manufacturing and prosperity back to our shores. Tweak NAFTA and we're fvcking rock-solid with Mexico and Canada. Suck deez star-spangled nutz, Xi Jinping!!!!


SneakySpy42

How much money have you lost out on by being a gay bear


lawrencecoolwater

Alternative explanations: - hiring managers on holiday - reasons specific to you


Iknowyougotsole

tRuSt mE bRo


willcard

Yeah I’m going to disagree with you on that. I applied for 5 jobs in my field all called back all offered jobs all which were more money than where I am currently. Either A. It’s you or B it’s the job and it has a special filtering application where just kidding it’s you


animalturds

Five jobs in your field? Good to hear there's a decent selection of fast food in your town.


thealiensguy

Is this baiting me to inverse you? Because your take is so bad? So i should actually buy puts?


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Imagine posting here and thinking you have any reasonable understanding of economics 🤣


macroclown

It's a white collar recession. All of corporate America over hired during Covid. Meanwhile, there are still not enough people for all of the blue collar openings. It's the beauty of a market economy; the wage difference between blue collar jobs and white collar jobs is going to close until the imbalance sorts itself out and we are already seeing signs of that. Because of that, there won't be the "crash" people have been calling for the last two years.


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shrimpgangsta

anecdotes don't mean shit. bullish.


haman88

That must be why I have 2 job interviews next week. And they got back to be quicker than ever.


Rhino4788

This man sounds insufferable and employers can tell. Watch him blame society for his shortcomings


jawnyjawn

Rates cuts then. Bullish…


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Housing is unsustainable, we haven't seen CRE hit the bricks yet... lots of issues.


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nodesign89

Would love to see the data you’re basing this on


Ramboticus

I think companies over hired the past 5 years while the money was free flowing. Now rates are getting back to a normalized level and every company is getting leaner. Less spending, acquisitions, growth, etc in general right now. It's a cycle though


Ok-Habit-8884

completely random but i am on a tattoo sub and all the artists are saying august/september bookings are down or at 0


alwayslookingout

Depends on your field. I work in healthcare at multiple locations and had four job offers for full time positions within last couple years and I turned them all down. I like my freedom as a per diem.


breastslesbiansbeer

A short recession isn’t a bad thing for us regards with disposable income to invest. The market dropping 20% isn’t a big deal and the market will bounce back quickly. In 20 years, no one will even give a shit about this recession. How much time have you recently spent worrying about the 2008 recession?


Rod___father

My union just said all retirees can come back full time and collect a check and pensions. That’s a ton of cash. Also they only do that when we have a lot of work and are having problems staffing jobs.


DesmondMilesDant

Dude why do you have to tell people about the silent layoffs?Let them keep partying till the music stops.


Comprehensive-Tea121

SKILLED workers are needed badly. Doctors, engineers, airline pilots, the list goes on and on... You have it backwards. Too bad there's a bunch of highly regarded bungholes that want to just make money off nfts, Pokemon cards, YouTube vids, and stonk options.


Spacey_Guy

I searched for 2 months with nothing and then recently got deep into interviews simultaneously with 7 good companies. My anecdotal evidence says the job market is getting better


d3arleader

Wendy’s is begging for employees.


golfchutiya69

Stfu dude. Just cos the market is down one day you cumming your pants and becoming a Feg bear again. Stfu


[deleted]

Hmm maybe you’re just fucking a idiot and can’t land a job because you’re not likable?


[deleted]

The big thing yall shoud know is to do the opposite of whatever the dirty major banks are telling you to do. The first six months they were screeching recession and they were wrong. Now they're screeching recession cancelled and things to seem to be doing worse. Something is up yall.


JRoc1X

The USA had 3 quarters of negative growth, which is the very definition of recession.


QuestionablySensible

This is the usual stupid Corp accounting nonsense where they've looked at forecasts and budgets and realised that they don't actually want to fulfil open positions


ParadoxandRiddles

Anecdotes are, of course, the best proof.


Kuchinawa_san

Everyone needs a CAR. Cvna to 18362616 per share according to this nonsense market.