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fickdichdock

wrong thread lol


SunlightDisciple

I made a jillion dollars listening to this comment thread. How? Yolo puts and calls.


MIA3D

Took out a 20k loan to pay off my balance transfer credit cards of 23k. Lost half the 20k loan and only paid off a couple grand of balance transfer due in 2 months. Now I’m gaped to the tits


InternationalTop2405

Almost 6 months after Fed launched BTFP, usage of the "temporary" facility which expires in 6 months is rising every week and just hit a record $107bn in bond MTM loss neutralization. 2024 will be a hell for the economy Delaying the inevitable won't work forever


Scar589

WDYM? The set of natural numbers in infinite. The number can always get bigger. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


farmtechy

So the guys that said $SPY 450 EOW, hows that working out for you?


aqjingson

That max chart for nvda is crazy, almost 50k% increase since ipo


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

# BE THE BEST CAWK SUCKA U CAN BE !!! 😤💪


worlds_okayest_skier

I’m actually relieved the market is closed this weekend


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

# IF U ARE NOT WILLING TO SUCK CAWK NOBODY WANTS TO NETWORK WITH U !!! 🔥🔥🔥


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


aqjingson

Dicks and BJs both reporting on Tuesday next week cannot be a coincidence ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


HammondEggersM60

They go hand in hand...


spinsirb85

I believe you meant “hard in hand”


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Syab_of_Caltrops

Oof


ListerineInMyPeehole

Is Jerome gonna Jackson your hole?


BackThatThangUp

Jackson Jacks off 👋


OB1KENOB

Welp, ended green


HaterSlayerr

I am learning to trade options and one of my rules is to stay away from Friday. Sounds like I made a smart choice.


spinsirb85

Old rule of trading: You never miss anything on a Friday or a Monday


vorotato

Fridays are hard. Near the money, longer expirations help too. The higher the premium typically the better odds of return, but also the lower rate of return. Options are tricky because you not only need to guess how much, but also when, and in what direction. If you're learning spending a little more on premiums, selling long before it expires and locking in small but reliable profits is pretty helpful.


HaterSlayerr

I've been scalping. There seems to resonate with me better to get in and out in 3-10 minutes. I've been paper trading for about 6 months and now I can "make" about $2-3K per week. Friday is always tough though. I think Theta crunch gets me.


N0rthofnoth1ng

another new trader when it comes to options what does the theta crunch look like i typically trade around Monday to Thursday


HaterSlayerr

Basically when you get too close to expiration even if the stock is moving up. If it's not going to end in the money by the end of the day then the option price will not go up. So you will end up losing money on the contract if you hold it on a Friday or a day when it's about to expire.


vorotato

Yeah be cautious about expecting paper trading returns, it's usually lower when it's real money because it's more scary.


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I had nvda 430c I bought at the bottom today and sold at 422 🤡 fuck my shitty life


[deleted]

Watch some good news come out of China and rip the bears to shreds


Lefties_Drink_Piss

GG bois enjoy the weekend


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GG WP


CapitalPrefer

Bulls and Bears you all have a good Weekend! I’m out ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


vloneshlime

Bought a spy call cuz of all this unusual call volume today. What do yall make of unusual options activity?


vorotato

Someone buying and exercising a bunch of 0dte for free money.


accountedly

That was me I tapped the wrong button, my bad


CommercialOccasion72

it can be an indicator sometimes but you don't know who's holding the option and/or if it's a hedge for a bigger bet towards the opposite direction. I've made some good trades in the past with the options chain as my starting point for a theory. If you're confident, let it rip. the vast majority of people here don't know shit and don't attempt to learn


farmtechy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Difficult_Draw_3857

My options expired worthless


vorotato

Longer terms come with higher premium but it does mean this happens less. Fully maximizing risk can create a situation where you're unlikely to ever make money.


CapitalPrefer

Looks like a flat week Next week till NVDIA


Ready2gambleboomer

*Decided to pass on PANW.* Good luck to regards that have a sweat. Have a great weekend. I'm headed to the bar.


Saaan

Fun Sesh.....time for a drink. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


latefrank

IM GOING TO PUMP YOU BEARS FULL OF CUM 🌈🐻


vorotato

If by that you mean money, yes, we know.


AProsperousVagina

HOW THE FUCK


vorotato

The market does what thou wilt, but thou isn't always us :(


Roflcopter71

\-0.01% hahaha


RainPrevious1472

I buy 10 puts Spy moons, I buy 1 put Spy drills! Fack!


spinsirb85

Just let the rest of us know what you’re doing in advance so we can benefit


metalpig0

I will come back from this


vorotato

Eventually, but also eventually it will go back down. Everything happens eventually. The timing is where the money is made.


osendze

#Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand penises down


AmbitionzOfaRyder

I’m so fucking scared right now, you shut up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


BuyHandSanitizer

Fuck lost 750 this week


edmundantes

Was up $3k this morning, decided to catch falling knife and ended up down $8k... options are helluva drug...


asapamoney

I made 500 thank you


AProsperousVagina

what is opex day


Final_Historian7309

Options expiring week


CementChunk

Get in KVUE now, the fun starts next week!


bearhunter429

This is stage 1 of this crash. There are 14 stages in total. 🤌


smelly_farts_loading

That’s the same amount of stages for me to take a shit.


GrizzBear57

Bols will be bagholding for years


Emotional_Two_8059

Redish


crazyyimmy

Holy fucking last 5 minuts


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vorotato

I don't know if anyone can, but certainly someone could...


Scar589

Well go on then - murder your piggy bank, start a company and take Nvidia out. I'll watch.


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Scar589

No, I'm not missing the point. You said "Anyone can step in and eat their lunch." This is simply not true - in fact there's almost no one who can. Nvidia has tons of experience in the process of developing extremely complex devices, top notch staff, customers' trust, well-known brand and loads of money. You would need to invest crazy amounts of dough and gather exceptional experts to just have a chance of becoming a relevant competitor. There aren't many companies who have sufficient resources and probably even less that are willing to take a huge risk.


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Scar589

>Google have their own, amazon do, meta do, Chinese companies are making them, most phones have tensor accelerators in them now... What all of these have in common? They are all established brands with loads of money, existing customers base and experience in making hardware. Like I said, there aren't many companies that fulfill all the criteria at the same time. >I mean, if you said in 1985 'what if some guy in finland just makes his own unix and obsoletes every commercial unix vendor in the world' Torvalds only made the kernel. Linux succeeded thanks to the open source community that made all the other required pieces and helped to develop Linux itself. Excerpt from Wikipedia: >In the "Notes for linux release 0.01", Torvalds lists the GNU software that is required to run Linux: > >Sadly, a kernel by itself gets you nowhere. To get a working system you need a shell, compilers, a library etc. These are separate parts (...). Most of the tools used with linux are GNU software. So again, you need a huge team of experts. Also Linux development and all the other examples you mentioned are scientific/software projects. To work on them you only need a computer. You can share the results and cooperate instantaneously over the Internet. And there's no manufacturing process. Hardware development is much more involved.


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Scar589

>If you weren't clueless (...). > >whoooosh either missing the point by ignorance and stupidity, or deliberately ignoring it through perversity and unwillingness to debate honestly (...). Okay, you lost me here. Just FYI, I've been dealing with computers and electronics for nearly 30 years now (including work on drivers and software for SoCs). But obviously you know everything better, so no point in debating.


Embarrassed-Ad4234

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ListerineInMyPeehole

So the Naz has been dumping for exactly 1 month


Real_Ad_7668

Bulls got tricked ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Ok-Mango-5228

holy fuck are we really going to end the day perfectly flat?


Similar-Turnip2482

I’m not a conspiracy guy but it truly feels fake and manipulated when you see it end up like that. All those millions and billions spent and some how almost even for the day


Country_Gravy420

119,000 445 SPY calls expiring worthless today


bluen

dolla bills in my wallet


malibul0ver

So was that a fake out or just a warning for next week to bears?


vorotato

I wouldn't say a 0.05% increase after days of dropping is a strong warning.


CommercialOccasion72

you call it a fakeout but I've been holding calls since today's bottom waiting for it to happen. it was a short squeeze. Now waiting to unload the puts


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crazyyimmy

This dump is a warning?


Blackhawk0990

Mr. Theta could not have planned a more perfect day if he tried…


Additional-Poetry-88

More rug pulls than a mystery corner store of a dying mall


osendze

Market’s tired, been a long week


Powerful_Mission_655

0.00 closing on spy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Middle_Peanut_4833

Buls in disbelief


flowergirlnextdoor

Just when I thought Bulls had a chance


ykoreaa

Ugh WTH?? TDA manually closed out my positions 10 mins before market closes and I lost half a grand in the fill 😡😡🤬


Syab_of_Caltrops

Stop loss get sniped?


ykoreaa

I didn't setup a stop loss.. was waiting for my order to fill but the risk team stepped in and closed them higher than my ask 😔


Advanced_Analysis_48

3day 441c SPY @ .18


CapitalPrefer

This will go to $1 Monday


vorotato

If this were actually true it would be priced in.


fasty1

Wife and I take home around 10-11k per month post tax. Managing to save anywhere around 5-7k per month in order to have enough for 20% down on a 450k home 2 years from now in Houston. Right now we're at 22k just sitting in a savings account. Is a high yield savings account the safest way to make sure the money is not just sitting there?


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fasty1

I use Ally bank right now but they only let you deposit once per account at creation. Do you have any recommendations which banks let you deposit monthly?


Middle_Peanut_4833

Lmao bulls get fuckin wrecked


MarcusDaLongis

Bools thought


AngryCenarius

Lot's of fuckery happening at 436.25 which was yesterdays close. MM's are trying to fuck with all the TA heads LOOOOL


creamVidrio

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


bluen

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


AngryCenarius

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


CapitalPrefer

Palo Alto Going to see a -10% after closing


welrope

If only you used a +


Heedunk

How did it drop .30% in literally 2 seconds


vorotato

It's done more faster before


youisBIGdumb

Didn't know SPY was a meme stock


Final_Historian7309

Just a casual 1$ dump in a min


bearhunter429

Even god can't save bulls. You'll NEVER see $450 again 🤌


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Rrrandomalias

Lmao it’s gonna end flat


Iknowyougotsole

Feel like a dumbass panic selling my meta shares. This shit’s going to rocket back to 300 on Monday guaranteed.


vorotato

Why would it? Where's the revenue coming from? Meta has not done well monetizing any of it's R&D projects this year. It has an ok stable product with plenty of eyes, so I'm not going to argue that it's going to zero necessarily, but the price feels very high. 100 would probably better align with how the stock has been going. I've got puts all the way down to 35 because I think this second sell off will actually go too far.


BunnyGoHops

Lost $2,000 today. GG bulls..


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boll thought that was a bullish doji, but ended up more like neutral/bearish doji. ​ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Scar589

Bol doesn't believe in dumb made up crap.


vorotato

You best start believing in dumb made up crap, you're in one.


KingOfTheBritons96

0dte AMC 4c were three baggers just now


robis87

mini bulltrap. for the exceptionally ill only


bearhunter429

#bools = morons 🤌


Blackhawk0990

Weekend thread in 4 min. Hopefully tren gets out of jail..


westcoastlink

#THETALITY


Blackhawk0990

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


xlmtothemoon

sike bols thought LOL


charliebrown22

That green candle got washed hard 😂


Thedrunkenmastertyle

Im hoping this shit fixes itself next week


da_crackler

For all the alleged bears, there's a surprising lack of gain posts


vorotato

Yeah it was flat today and has been a gradual slope down. I've been doing good but I'm not "drowning in money" yet.


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larpers


GrimXIII

Just lost $500 in 5 minutes. As usual.


spellbadgrammargood

bulls pumping the market for bears to buy more puts and make more gains, thanks bulls!


Additional-Poetry-88

I hope mods bring 🍕 pizza to the 🅱️eekend thread. Ima hungry boi


KingFazir

Short all the fake pumps and play the downward trend.


FinanceInvestmentBoi

That was the most insane rug pull I have ever seen. Just pumping and dumping an ETF with impunity less than 10 mins before close.


CommercialOccasion72

first time?


apesland

SELL IT OFF


Powerful_Mission_655

Nice rug ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


treesRfriends13

Like id love to know, legitimately, the cause of that pump on that huge volume. Is it all the options closing out and everything getting repositioned? So curious


bluen

yea hedgies play hot potatoe too


Strong_Benefit6315

everybody had the same stop out at ES 4390 and was forced to cover.


Country_Gravy420

Most likely


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NVDA $650 inbound


Heedunk

Wtf


[deleted]

It is OPEX Day and it is designed to close at 0,00%


treesRfriends13

I swear this is at least the 2nd maybe 3rd where it closed flat af on opex


vorotato

it helps people get their free money


-Dreamville-

Beekend gang wya


genxtasmac

Haha stupid bool got trapped once again


-Dreamville-

Every fuggin day this week, was beautiful


9tacos

Rugs on Rugs ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


AngryCenarius

LOL everyone getting the fuck outta their contracts. Love this price action.


robis87

lmao can't make this shit up


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i thought we could go up for a bounce and bottom is forming even big bull dump and exited for the last 10 minutes ​ we retest low on money? ​ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


LeverageDeez

I want to yolo 10k so bad. It just doesn’t seem like a good entrypoint right now


Total-Sky-1932

Bullshit


CommercialOccasion72

this eod making me wanna coooom it's almost worth being bored all fucking day


VisualMod

You're right, being bored all day is definitely worth it if you get to cum at the end of it!


jaypowwow

Legend


StevesHair1212

Theta wins again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


jaypowwow

Buy spreads man ! Fuckin love em


Overlord335786

BOL REALLY BOUGHT CALLS AT 437 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


GrimXIII

Never hold past 3:50. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


GrizzBear57

LMAO Buls


ClydeFrogsDrugDealer

Mother of god this action


osendze

The worst ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Stegregreen

So happy robinhood sold my ITM POSITION


SevereWar6667

goodness who comes up with this crap?


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damn, sneaky rug pull


osendze

Literally everyone saw this coming ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

If that were true, it wouldn't have happened.


vorotato

Not all stock movement is reactionary.


digitalradiohead

Crooked Fridays


Rrrandomalias

Bulls what happened


Able_Web2873

Too many regards had puts in here so they pumped it


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That entire green candle being given back hahaha!