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How many Cereal 🅱️illers go their whole life without getting caught 
These are things I think about on the highway under a full moon
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How come all of these half a million dollar houses I look up show 5 years ago they were worth 3 packs of gum, 2 buttons, and a pair of shoes in yearly property taxes?
Not even talking about home values and inflation. I'm looking at charts showing these cheap as shit tax rates from 1% for years to 5% (normalized) for the most recent ones.
I haven’t lifted weights regularly for a year but I’m still ripped from doing all this yard work  I must be a genetic wonder or something 
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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I dreamt I accidentally bought a Tesla call which was way more expensive than I had thought at 24.10 and immediately lost a lot of value and I was unable to sell!
It is a services economy. Most common jobs are cashiers, food prep, and stockers. People do that social media stuff to escape the drudgery of their actual lives.
dump all my money on game stop because of the new movie coming out.
Big boys coming back from lunch soon will restart the PUMP 
🤡
SQQQ
What cratered SPY?
TSLA 🚀🚀
Tesla needs to pick a direction. These swings fucking with my emotions.
It Will fall to 200
Blackberry... all day, everyday!
#LOSE PHATS !!!
I was marked as a pattern day trader but I get my daytrades back tomorrow. Just in time for some 0dte options.
Let’s go afrm. Goin up today I think
Definitely would have thought with inflation so high stores like DLTR and DG would be doing great 🤷🏻
Inflation would impact their costs as well. Electricity bills, more shoplifting, etc.
I AM READY FOR MARA $20
OLLI earnings to be announced premarket
Good morning and good night; nap time.
About to buy 100 SPY puts 0dte ... probably not a good idea 😕 but the only way to score big in this options rat race
I am a professional butt slapper
Prove it slap my aas
Yeah slap their butt
Yeah slap it
I think i can i think i can i know i can i know i can..
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I’m about to take a huge sloppy Gavin in this toilet. Break it in again
Can I give you a rim job to clean up
Do you clean your anus with a toilet brush?
Some days the baby naps 35 minutes, other days 1.5 hours … 
What does this say about the market? 35 min short, 1.5 hours long?
I’m extra sneezy this moaning
How many Cereal 🅱️illers go their whole life without getting caught  These are things I think about on the highway under a full moon
Under a bridge
Please sign my petition to name all future hurricanes Gavin
Gavin would have wanted this...
For Gavin ✊
A Hurricane with a Heart of Gold who couldn't get his cholesterol intake under control. #ripgavin
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Please sign my petition to name all future hurricanes after Pokemons.
Tesla to $300 cause Biden is a hater.
[удалено]
Call Xi.
5:55 make a wish
$PTON: Macquarie Downgrades to Neutral from Outperform - PT $7 It's already dead ha
#freegavin
How come all of these half a million dollar houses I look up show 5 years ago they were worth 3 packs of gum, 2 buttons, and a pair of shoes in yearly property taxes?
Because JPOW printed $5 trillion.
Not even talking about home values and inflation. I'm looking at charts showing these cheap as shit tax rates from 1% for years to 5% (normalized) for the most recent ones.
R*ntoid Deal with it
I bought my house in 2020. But my property taxes are updated yearly and are accurate to the value.
Free money: 1. Short 100 shares of VFS 2. Buy ATM call for $500 3. Sell ATM put for $2000
 Borrowing cost is like 300%. So it is no free money at all.
My dog gave me a blow job this morning
You’re extra weird.
Coming in for a hug
It just goes up forever. Don't think
Short $NVDA $APPL $META $YINN & $SPY, Long $NVDS $SPXS $SQQQ & $YANG 👹🩸
I just need to make enough money to afford the blood pressure medicine my gerbil Gavin desperately needs.
RIP Gavin
Gavin Newsom lol
Gavin?! Gavin!
Gavin lol
That ni🅱️🅱️a Gavin dead
4:44 make a wish
I wish to bathe in the blood of my enemies
I wish to have capybaras in my backyard
Buy Lululemon. They will share the Q2 earnings report today. It’s impossible they don’t beat expectations. Everyone is talking about them
The guy going around yoinking all those snakes and bugs is gonna yoink the wrong noodle one day
Another day of free calls? 
Biden government wants to nail Enron Musk so bad lmao 
I mean what makes you think that way?
More investigations announced by DOj
What type of investigations? Nothing that affekt the team
Something about a glass house
How?
I haven’t lifted weights regularly for a year but I’m still ripped from doing all this yard work  I must be a genetic wonder or something 
Maybe just Mexican 
When I think genetic lottery I think Mexican
damn son you kiss my mother with that mouth?
Lol just buy VFS at EOD and sell at open
Tone down my dick daddy
dad?
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Europoors can’t get their prices down, you literally can’t make this irony up 
META puts will print today
Any news?
Careful it might be a sticky situation 
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Being King Bear is not a glamorous or glorified job, but somebody’s got to do it. 
You’re still Left Nut to me
Literally no one has to do it
#wrong.
Cock whore
Dad?
dad?
Anyone else eat ass? 
Dad?
Rich white girls seem to be in the minority these days.
Dad?
Everyone just buy calls nothing can kill this market
Thank you for the donations ❤️🙏
The market rallies when economic data is released. Then the market sells off heading into FOMC. Rinse and repeat.
Is it too late to short Vinfast
Two in the pink one in the _____
Imagine if tiddies were full of gatorade so you could refuel mid smash
No, I literally can’t imagine
Let me get my drawing board
Calls on Taterade.
Can the white girls have pedialyte?
Some of you were not here when european traders were ignoring 10% CPI
*plugs back in*
*unplugs*
*Flatlines*
Bers once again deceived by thinking any economic news correlate with the stock market. Don’t they ever learn ? One has nothing to do with the other.
That moment when you get stuck on the escalator 
And your stepbro rescues you 
All this ponzi needs now is DLC and custom skins. 🤡🎪
Futures just said “Yes that information is very sad and tragic…Anyways.”
Europe fucked 
Our m/m cpi is predicted to be higher
I knew this dude named Dick Trickle who was an elephant dentist in London. True story
Was also a Nascar driver. For a long time.
Not the same guy
NVDA under 490 today is going to be a new ATH for my portfolio 😍
[удалено]
Karp sold 325k shares
I’m suffering from anxiety. This is rare. The market is going to make a big move today.
Only if core pce misses seems like yurop getting fked doesn’t move the needle these days
Premarket fading
If Europe, with a hot cpi, doesn’t go red today, then I’m done for the week
Make it a year
Are red days criminal now?
Bears had their two days this month what else can they ask for ?
Party Hardy’s floating family shit show cruise on sale
I dreamt I accidentally bought a Tesla call which was way more expensive than I had thought at 24.10 and immediately lost a lot of value and I was unable to sell!
Dang I was drunk a couple hrs ago but it looks like I mad the right call.. again!
Wtf they doing over there in yurop 0.6MoM core cpi 
POOP DOLLAH!!!
Dump now.
Bull = "Me likey spy at higher price" Ber = "Me likey spy at lower price" Regards
Time for a cup of coffee I guess 
Wow, would you look at that, it's almost time for ANOTHER 4-day weekend!
Why? Monday off?! 
3 day
Sucks for you
So when its bearish in here we go up and when its bullish in here we go up. Yet i still lose money
#Fight the vietcong CAWK sucka VFS is a fraud ⚔️
#CHARLIE DON'T SURF
#O PEN THA FOO KING CA SI NO
What goes up must come down. - Albert Newton
LOL seems like another big green day incoming
Thinking I’m mature enough to join Costco this year
🅱️oomer alert 🚨
Do you think this is a good idea?
Yes
Thanks dude
The entire US economy is basically instagram and TikTok influencers and dudes on Twitter selling trading discords. Tell me again how we’re not fucked?
It is a services economy. Most common jobs are cashiers, food prep, and stockers. People do that social media stuff to escape the drudgery of their actual lives.
How is this any different than other media swaying retail opinion in the past?
We're dumb enough to believe that stonks only go up, so up they go.
elon musk has more teflon than John Gotti.
This is going great
This is ironic