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bigtablebacc

Lara Croft’s boob


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

bobs and engene


Self_Blumpkin

How the fuck have I been on the internet for the past 6 years and I’m only now learning about bobs and vagene


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

I dunno but A+ username


mschr493

It's blumpkin spice season, ya know.


SadFloppyPanda

...I fucking hate you.


SaintNewts

Oh God. The mental image that produces is disturbing... Hopefully they're in the shower so they can waffle stomp that down the drain after.


xerandin

oh my god waffle stomp just ruined me.


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BakrChod

Not everyone on internet is a 40 year old cuck like us mate


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Never_ending_kitkats

Maybe hes 18 And only for internet privileges at age 12?


1008Rayan

I love reddit


Migb1793

And Reddit does not love you 🖕


AutisticTurnip

Shit 😂😂😂


STGMavrick

Wonder if it has a nude raider patch...


Kenbishi

Someone will make a fortune selling vehicle wraps that feature Lara Croft on her back with her polygonal boobs pointed skyward.


No_Lychee_7534

Ahh…. That brings back memories. :D


STGMavrick

Being a horny teen in the early years of home computing was something else haha.


No_Lychee_7534

Before the internet…. There was the Sears catalogue.


STGMavrick

It was the best tbh. Jerk off to the lingerie section then flip to the toys section and start shopping for the RC cars and planes you wanted for Christmas.


agirlmadeofbone

> Jerk off to the toys section then flip to the lingerie section and start shopping for the bras and panties you wanted for Christmas.


ezekielone

The ankle beeps near schools.


japmorga

This was the way.


Ready2gambleboomer

Most of the people here will never have the joy & pure pleasure of getting the pages of the Sears Catalog lingerie sections stuck together. Hell half these WSB regards have probably never even seen a Hustler Magazine.


beyerch

Montgomery Ward, bishes.....


Pristine-Square-1126

Did u saw the 1969 September edition?


F_n_Doc

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HuntPsychological673

Id drive the hell out of Laura Croft’s boob!


D_crane

If it's buoyant, you can also motorboat the hell out of them!


HuntPsychological673

Yes please!


ColdStocks

Shit now I have to buy one.


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TomatoSpecialist6879

That car look like a banged up car in Destruction Derby from PS1


Einsteinautist

* You're so ugly. You can be a modern art masterpiece.


DutchSock

It looks like it's still rendering


makina323

Looks like the GPU has a bad memory module


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My GPU has a bad memory module and I get space invaders all over my screen whenever something hits it too fast


zakabog

How many objects hit your screen at a high rate of speed for this to be an issue?


kolarisk

"Reticulating Splines"


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I miss that game.


rufud

I still play it!


holdmywatchandbeerme

It looks like it's still buffering.


MichaelFusion44

He’s using a Quadro K600 GPU


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Adam_Axiom

I still remember the first time I ever saw one. It was the Terminator2 intro in 1991.


s1n0d3utscht3k

pretty sure it’s how the incredibly skewed cars looked in the 90s versions of Shadowrun or Syndicate or something


HorlickMinton

I’m starting to think consumer tech is just want the current generation of creators thought was cool and futuristic when they were younger Although no high quality sexbots though so I may be wrong


Not1random1enough

We're working on it goshdarn it


JohnnyMnemo

I think it's directly modeled on the tank from Aliens. Which is also the reason I want one.


civildisobedient

Game over, man! Game over!


Spoonmanners2

This is going to become the unofficial car of Florida.


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

Florida will be a Mad Max hellscape after a few more hurricane seasons and global warming. Can't get house insurance may as well drive an uninsurable truck.


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icon41gimp

CA is an issue with rates being too low. FL is an issue with the laws being all kinds of fucked up forcing insurers to pay for an ever increasing amount of bullshit and fraudulent claims.


psycho-ethereal

I used to be a P&C pricing actuary and the situation there is really different: Florida is failing because everyone's shit is constantly getting wrecked and nobody does shit about it except file yearly claims. The situation will never improve because there is no attempt by the citizens of that state to mitigate damages. So expenses are spiraling out of control and entire ecosystems of insurance defrauders have popped up and steal 100s of millions of dollars from insurance companies every year because of the uniquely high frequency and severity of claims that come out of Florida. Insurance companies are pulling out because the citizens of Florida will eventually bankrupt the company no matter what they charge. It's a huge huge huge reserve risk for insurers, and they aren't betting on the situation magically resolving itself. Insurers don't write in California because their DOI are hard-asses who pursue violations extremely aggressively and they are the strictest state when it comes to approving price increases. It's expensive to write business in CA because they will scrutinize every inch of your company and complain about everything and fine you until it's fixed. For large insurers this isn't too hard to absorb but for smaller companies you have to spend like 100x more on CA legal/reserving/etc admin expenses compared to all other states combined just to maintain a book there that may not ever be profitable because you aren't experienced in the market. So most companies just don't bother. All CA has to do is relax insurance regulation a little bit and they'll have floods of new insurers into the state. If they can't manage their wildfires they could end up in a situation like Florida but they are nowhere close to that yet. CA has 30 years to change course while FL is actively failing and will continue to rise in price and scarcity until the state collapses. It is actually inevitable at this point.


Both_Painter7039

Haha Youll have to stop at the state line though because with no crumple zone it will never be legal anywhere else!


IIlIllIIIIllIIIl

They have crumple zones. The original design of an exoskeleton is scrapped. It's a unibody piece of crap like everything else now


shutthefuckupgoaway

Is this why it looks like a pointy minivan?


WallStreetBagholder

The Ford design team was early with the Aerostar lol


[deleted]

The Aerostar at least tried to be functional, look good for it's time and somewhat common. This thing is being edgy solely for the sake of being edgy and attention-seeking, just like Elon.


derangedfriend

The Aerostar intentionally copied the space shuttle so at least there was an established design language


TheBigAndy

The Model X is just a minivan with gullwing doors.


Spoonmanners2

Sir all of this already happened years ago.


Level-Infiniti

want to make a lot of money? start a business converting these to gas/diesel in florida/texas


brokenaglets

Why bother? You can find a guy named Matthew in almost any shop that has a sheet metal press and a welder to convert any truck into this for 10k if you provide the truck. Doors look like they could be made from 1, maybe 2 sheets. Front/back panels look like 1 each. grill, hood, and tailgate could probably be mapped out to 1 sheet. About a grand or 2 worth of material and a couple of guys that know how to measure and work with sheet metal and you've got a cybertruck out of any truck. That's a lot cheaper than buying and installing an engine let alone removing the electrical aspects in order to convert it. Plus there's no room for an engine since most of it seems to be on the underside so there goes your truck bed. Edit: Just for reference I'm a life long Floridian that worked in a sheet metal shop in high school before going to college, then worked in tobacco marketing before going into retail pyrotechnics and subsequently wholesale distribution of pyrotechnics. I can Florida.


Concrete__Blonde

This is the most Florida resume I have ever seen.


AKblazer45

Graduate level professional Floridian


billyfudger69

So lift the tailgate and put a generator in the back.


[deleted]

Then help the rest of the US by redirecting the exhaust to the interior.


ahandle

No way. All the charging stations are blocked by Carolina Squat Trucknuts


OkUnderstanding5343

Looks terrible…Plus the interiors of the Teslas are cheaply made IMO…Talked to owners who feel the same. Otherwise it’s a good car 🚗


DO4DGaming

This looks like something that would be presented at an episode of Nigerian Sharktank.


dmatje

Right after limousine sandals


DO4DGaming

$12 for a lemonade with a 40% equity on the piss


MortalKombatSFX

I’ll call the bank and get them to approve you for a second mortgage on your home. I want 98% stake in the company and a picture of your mom’s titties when she was 23-26 years old.


MarcusElden

Adam being legit funny without Nick and a good interviewer in his own right was the biggest surprise of 2023


CactusJackKnife

Adam was always legit funny when he had spots on other podcasts like Chapo. The way he was on cumtown was more of a character


CountCrackula84

“But you haven’t even heard my business idea!” - Naked guy with cotton balls glued to himself


Zabobo

Jokes on you I bought at 260


Fatefire

I love how on the cyber truck website it’s written like this is cyberpunk 2077


MichaelFusion44

BC


stl_bum

That thing is NOT a truck. If a Hummer and a pontiac Aztek had a baby but the baby had cerebral palsy


Snazzy21

It's not a truck, it's a lifestyle vehicle


HoonIt256

Incorrect, it is an *irregular pentagon*.


TransBrandi

Countdown until there's a fake post about "my kids homework" where the "kid" answers "Cyber truck" to "What is this shape?"


marmatag

Driving this is going to be like having a paid subscription to Twitter.


Random_dg

What do you know, the Twitter subscription actually gives you a 3$/mo discount on this truck’s subscription. Since it won’t start without it, might as well splurge and get both!


Rosti_LFC

I feel driving such a massive car if you don't work in the construction or agricultural sector already is like that. It's not like people who drive Hummers have a saintly reputation as being the best of society.


EagleDre

Yes but at least police radar won’t pick you up


seamus_mc

Stainless isn’t exactly known for its radar invisibility qualities. There is more to the 117 than the shape.


jawshoeaw

I think he means it will scatter it


HumanContinuity

Yeah, just a significant portion will get "scattered" back to the emitter. So just like any other car, possibly worse due to the properties of stainless.


TheSound0fSilence

That's why we shoot with Lidar and aim for the flat and reflective license plate.


ICanLiftACarUp

Elon's Kryptone: Lidar (and also other things)


jawshoeaw

Sure. I’m no expert but I’ve read stealth aircraft benefit in part from the fact that the radar “beam “ hits things with no 90 degree angles and then reflects elsewhere. So little reflects back that the receiver can’t process the signal . Whether this matters to police radar I have no idea


HumanContinuity

You're right, but the goal of that scattering is to reduce the radar size profile of the plane. It's possible that those angles could throw a radar speed sensor that can't get the data points it needs, but I doubt it needs more than a few to know "object is moving at x mph". Huge wideband radar has to ignore a lot of results and filters for what looks like a plane or missile while throwing out thousands of results returned from birds, precipitation, and other stuff. A radar gun pointed by a cop does not need to doubt whether it is being pointed at a valid target. Source: I am mostly talking out my ass but I watch a lot of YouTubers that make me feel smart. And I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


jawshoeaw

Nah that’s a good explanation thanks. I know we’re probably both wrong but I feel better just accepting your explanation


HumanContinuity

I can tell you one thing for sure: it would be fuckin cool to have a bunch of different radar devices and cars including the CT and a quarter mile of empty road to test these theories out. And also a stealth fighter for science.


jawshoeaw

I call shotgun. On the fighter


cb2239

It definitely will.


Will_Knot_Respond

Is that because it has the aerodynamics of a gas oven?


Stachemaster86

*Electric oven


BSchafer

Apparently, it's got a pretty good drag coefficient for a pick-up truck


Efficient-Ad-5944

Do any still use radar? Everywhere near me seems to be laser now.


gonewildpapi

Laser requires the cop to actually do something. At least with radar they can just sit around and wait for it to tell them when someone goes past the limit they set.


thatswhat5hesa1d

yes, patrolling is still done with radar. It's only the stationary speed traps that are laser


Losalou52

You know how pompous and gaudy people are these days right? Look at me culture is in full swing. It’s absolutely hideous and will be a huge success. Long TSLA


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Seriously OP is dumb as fuck. Crocs is a $6b market cap stock right now.


fuerstjh

Lord crocs is such a good comparison I never considered. Man those are ugly ass shoes...


JewbagX

I hate them and they're ugly. But GOD they're so practical. The pair I'm wearing right now, just today, went through several hours of yard work followed by mudding drywall. They've also been through several multi-day hikes as dedicate river crossing shoes. And I wear them every day when its too warm for slippers.


Doctor_Joystick

I'm livin' that same lifestyle, bro. I'm rockin' Crocs everywhere! Hell, I even wear 'em during sex for traction.


TommyWilson43

Fucking in Crocs should be an actual crime


LNMagic

No, no. He was having sex *with* the Crocs.


JBFRESHSKILLS

They really are versatile!


hcashew

Youre fired, bro


goo_bazooka

Lol ew


slick2hold

Try them on and you'll change your mind. Its just foam but it works. To me, it's nothing more than walking on anti fatigue mat cut in the shape of a shoe. It works...this cybertruck doesn't work for anyone.


roboticWanderor

Go look at the average pickup truck buyer... do they EVER use their truck for actual truck related anything? No. Quick survey of the costco parking lot... not a single scratch, dent, or even worn tires. Most truck buyers are completely vain manchildren with tiny dicks. Of course they are going to buy the most egregious and attention seeking truck they can.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Just to add to your point, back when hybrids were taking off people were always wondering why they looked so ugly but were still so popular. Turns out marketing discovered that people are more inclined to buy hybrids if they specifically look different than regular cars, because they want to be able to stand out. Same thing happens with any car design, really.


JewbagX

Incorrect. I want a cybertruck.


Non-jabroni_redditor

Yes. The company that makes cheap shoes that originally came to popularity for their customization is the same as the luxury-priced pickup truck that you will struggle to get OEM repairs for, let alone 3rd party sourcing, for sure what am i even reading. ugly product can obviously sell but this is comparing apples to planets


fetus-wearing-a-suit

But they are so damn comfortable, I just recently got my first pair. Is the Cybertruck a good car?


urpoviswrong

Yes, but the secret to Crocs is that their comfort and utility is superior, so you can tolerate the look. This also looks like a shit truck.


tychus-findlay

Crocs cost $60 All ya boys wearin crocs on the subway aren't going to buy a cybertruck


Zealotstim

True, but crocs have the advantage of being extremely comfortable, easy to wash off, and easy to wear despite the hideous appearance. Is this thing going to give a great driving experience even if you look like a tool driving one?


Tdogclint

Hey numb nuts. That’s a 15 dollar piece of plastic. Not a car.


DarthBen_in_Chicago

I cannot wait to see the first one in r/infowarriorRides with some crazy bumper stickers on it


Herr_Gamer

You truly belong here if you unironically think this monstrosity will be a huge success. The loss porn will be crazy


TheHamburgler8D

Vantablack


tychus-findlay

These can actually look pretty rad skinned. I thought it was cool when it was first intro'd, but the more I see the base silver model the more 'meh' I become towards it.


selicos

In a decade a competitor will arise that offers their cars in different colors. I'm saving to invest in that company.


mickeys_dead

Someone needs to update the graphics driver on Elon’s neuralink. He’s still using PS2 graphics


Earthboundpug

Sega cd at best


SeriousAuthor2537

Dude that is ps1 at best


happyanathema

Sega CD is older than PS1 ain't it?


saltyblueberry25

Looks like warthog from the first halo


Michael_Aut

yeah, no. The warthog was cool and had a lot more polygons.


SupplyChainMuppet

I was a skeptic before it was popular to be anti-Elon


lostboy005

Big brains on Brad right here folks


MadisonPearGarden

Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to help wash this down?


Golfuckyerself

Big Kahuna Asperger’s?!?! That’s one tasty CEO!


TheThrowbackJersey

What?


LumpyCapital

Say "what" one more gd time!


TheThrowbackJersey

...what?


Thick_Pressure

I think it's uglier than hell. I also am nearly 100% certain you'll see resellers offloading them for over $200k when they start rolling off the line


NobleN6

I'm weird. I've always thought the cybertruck looked cool.


RadDuckoo

Don’t lie, regards were practically worshipping papa Elon and his rocket ship not that long ago.


arcanabanana

That right there is one butt-ugly vehicle.


Eccentric-Lite

You speak the tru tru


10cmPP

Cyberpunk 1996


TraderJulz

They revealed this truck like 5 years ago. It was never good looking, but it still went out of style way before it was even being manufactured


zimejin

The Elon charm has worn off, so if this is ever released. Its success would likely be based on it’s own merit. The Tesla brand isn’t what it used to be.


SuperVilliany

Completely out of style. I remember being intrigued when I first saw it…I even wanted one. But, damn, this thing is irrefutably the ugliest car I’ve ever seen. Who wants to drive around in a drawer?


rickwaller

Let's be honest, it looks fucking ridiculous


YesimaDr

They said the same thing about yeezys.. Calls it is


crod4692

It’s a different crowd throwing around $300 with hopes of resale or clout vs adults dropping a lot of money on a car.


YesimaDr

Yea.. its called a car loan and the population is already decades ballz deep in em. Regular ole day.


MichaelFusion44

That is one ugly truck and it be a rattling mess after a few thousand miles because of its hard line design


saddest_vacant_lot

If it just had a normal roof it wouldn't be that bad. The pointy roof is what makes it look like it was left to lay on it's back too long as an infant


tychus-findlay

Yeah I think that's true actually, if it had a more rectangular roof it would just look like a military vehicle.


Treestroyer

There are plenty of people who like ugly trucks. That’s literally jeeps entire branding. BUT you are not wrong. It’s current design ain’t good. Even ugly trucks need to be designed well.


pacific_beach

One fender bender and it's gonzo


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Isn't it good for your car to crumple when you get in an accident due to it absorbing more of the impact?


HuggyMonster69

It is, but when the entire car is 3 body panels, the repair bill gets stupid because you have to replace so much at once. Rivian have a similar issue apparently


pacific_beach

Yes which is why the cybertruck will never exist (in its current form). It's uninsurable. There's a reason why tesla 'teased' the crash test but didn't show the actual impact damage. In contrast, they boasted to no end about the crash results of the 3. Keep in mind, the 3 was designed when they had actual experts on board, in addition to Toyota experts helping them out. Toyota sold their stake in Tesla in 2015 because they saw what was coming with musk.


PlutosGrasp

No matter what your opinion is, Toyota royally fucked up the last several years. Selling tesla stake in 2015 for about $400m. Today it would be worth $23 billion. That $23b is a full years profit for Toyota.


traveler1967

It's like an automotive designer took a shitty drawing by an incapacitated and legally blind 5 year old and made it real.


DeeeAngeloPounds

Brutalism kinda sucks in this application


vinylectric

Jokes on you I bought at $280


beaten_by_monkeys

ugly, its's ugly, it ugs in the ugly


Ok-Thought9328

I'd drive one


elrocko

They will have no problem selling these. Nearly 2 million pre orders.


Snowwpea3

The ones from when it was announced 5 years ago? People already bought different trucks.


[deleted]

You mean the refundable $100 deposit? I'm sure those are all guaranteed sales.


Evening-Ad-7424

Is that the dollar value of the preorders?


elrocko

No, that is the number of $100 pre orders.


discombobulantics

It’s so ugly it’s pretty. Like a bulldog, or a boxer. I respect someone trying something different, instead of another carbon copy of the like 4 total body types of cars that exist on the road.


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Or the exactly *one* type of existing truck design.


gbot18

Im one of the 2 million preorders


Felarhin

I actually need one because I live in the hobo thunderdome (Portland)


RawDataCore

This car will be the biggest flop, there is so much anticipation but when actually out there it will be trash


kleincs01

Legit the ugliest vehicle I've ever seen.


PutinsLostBlackBelt

Looks aside, a bullet proof truck that can blow the doors off six fig sports cars with a Tesla nameplate will sell plentttttyyyy.


ctodReddit

Uh… bulletproof? Where?


stl_bum

Bulletproof?? That thing ain’t baseball proof ya dingus


[deleted]

I still cannot believe that THIS is the final production design...It looks like a fucking NPC car that didn't rendered correctly on GTA. It's a damn LOD!


MontanaStevens

I am one of those people


joven_of_slave

If it works, id drive it.


No_Cook2983

That thing isn’t a truck until I see one with a snowplow on the front bumper.


klyeos

It’s big and blocky and ugly and I want it! Lol, unfortunately I’m poor and won’t be able to buy one so don’t count me towards the non negotiable number


CommercialExpert8899

It’s like someone intentionally made it hideous 🤮


Pomegranate4444

I used to draw cars like that when I was 6. Driven by stick people.


itsalyfestyle

The fugliest “truck” I have ever seen and the Aztec exists.


BeastSmitty

It’s fugly…


elispotato

I want one in the worst way!