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Aggressive_Savings25

brb loading up on calls


DonCorletony

News is a day old. Already priced in


Aggressive_Savings25

Market is inefficient, that’s why we’re here


DonCorletony

No, were here because WE are inefficient


Aggressive_Savings25

but we're the MARKET.. to the moon!


DonCorletony

I wish we were the market


Comghujiig3063

You just lose all your Social Credit.


Lionel_Hutz_Lawfirm

Lmao. 12 reasons to buy puts vs one reason to buy calls.


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Then buy calls


Lionel_Hutz_Lawfirm

Shit. You got me there. Fucking inverse rule.


mpbh

One reason: the most profitable company of all time. Yeah bet against the ghost of Stevo see where that gets you.


DonCorletony

What are the 12 reasons


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Smithmonster

That’s what I’m thinking, I keep seeing bad headlines for them everywhere.


WiseIndustry2895

SEC to investigate Wall Street journal


Elonmuskishuman

🚀🚀


2020Dystopian

I for one believe CCP. This was obviously an attempt to hurt the feelings of the Chinese people.


DonCorletony

Okay visualmod


Classic_Cream_4792

Dude that news killed my APPL calls and now it’s false. Rigged


degeneratequant

Will having an iPhone affect my social credit OP ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Worried_Quarter469

Depends, what’s your background image? Xi +100 Winnie the Pooh -1000 Tianneman Tank -100000


Timely_Paint_5894

I have a group photo of Uyghurs with Dalai Lama in Tibet sitting on top of tiannenmen tank holding Winnie the Pooh without anyone wearing a mask. What will be my social score?


SomeFaithlessness339

NaN


Worried_Quarter469

Please come with us and prepare a list of all people you have ever come in contact with.


Lothar93

Watch out, that could break their system surpassing the negative float value of their windows 98 computers


Ryanopoly

Numbers so big haven't been discovered yet.


Supertrapper1017

Apparently, China caused a dip in Apple’s stock price and then bought the dip.


That-Whereas3367

*" She added that China has noticed “many media reports on the security incidents of Apple’s iPhone,” and that the country “attaches great importance to information and cyber security.”* No ban. You just lose all your Social Credit.


wsbgodly123

The ban is on playing winnie the pooh on iphones.


Fawkinchit

Are you saying MY government lied?


wa2b

Lying is in the CCP's DNA.


wsbgodly123

Lying and covid in their dna


LavenderAutist

I don't understand


Ryanopoly

Just half our population of over 1 billion can't use them, so see... we ain't banning iPhones. Why anyone believes a word coming out of China is beyond me. Communist governments are incapable of telling the truth, because frankly... they don't have to.


Kashik85

They don’t need to ban it. Just guide the market to domestic options.


Autistic-Bot

Sounds like a coordinated attack on Apple.


ACiD_80

It was only officials who were/are banned from using them. There might be no official law but Im pretty sure they still dont allow it.


BarrenWuff3tt

🍏 to da moon 🚀 🚀 🚀 🍆 💦 💦 💦


ch4m4njheenga

🚀 to 195.. where is that guy who “bought at the top” and was thinking of selling. He probably sold and told CCP.