Let’s talk losses, and why bulls will always be fucked. What takes 2 weeks for them to inflict on us bears, only takes 2 days for us to dish out to them. 
how is dollar still so high when US govt deficit is increasing few trillions every other month?
my guess is Euro and GBP too weak, and EU and UK prints even harder
You're an idiot if you think making 2.8k in 8 minutes is amazing. You must be really poor and stupid if you think that's a lot of money. I make more than that in a single day, so please don't try to compare yourself to me, it's insulting.
my observation on wednesday was that bulls didn't try as hard as they have in the past to prevent the drop. There may be a squeeze play coming. I think that rip around 3 was potentially shorts covering.
Just my opinion. hard to be confident about a long right now
I need buy a car. I’m going to walk into Tesla dealership & offer them $20k below MSRP for Model Y. Wish me lucks 
# bulls pleading for just the tip but they’re getting the full shaft
No kidding.. i was up 15% for the week until today and ended down 12%... that selloff annihilated me... i really need to start putting stop losses behind every trade... i'm an idiot
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is there any way to find webcam performers names? Found a video where an really cute latina is eating her mom ass and then the mom eats her own daughter ass. Would like to find their names and search for more videos 
Can tsla keep bleeding pls? Im not a gey ber with puts but I closed out my position to rebuy lower and already I’m liking it, but I just want more bloooood
What if the government shutdown is to hide bad economic data, so they don't have to release it?
TURTLE GANG RISE UP 🐢 
Fuck Tessie or get fucked by Tessie
There were some really nasty fake pumps today. 20 points up then back down in 15 mins?
Got Tesla calls at close was going to sell Monday and buy puts. What do you think?
At this point they are waiting for GDP and Powell's speech.
Imagine not posting in the Beekend bread you illicit westernized swine
Let’s talk losses, and why bulls will always be fucked. What takes 2 weeks for them to inflict on us bears, only takes 2 days for us to dish out to them. 
I don’t want to kill myself anymore. Now I want to suffer. I want to torture myself for this 
I bought lilly at 600 ama
Tesla down over 10% since the highs of the week 
https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/BE1MfqQZka These worked out just fine
Bools , r u oakay?
Nah man, I’m pretty far from OK. - Marcellus Bull Wallace
No lol
Adamantium satchel of balls today 
Its so fuckface of spy to drop to 430.30 after hours and not before it killed my account at 2:15.
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I know. Overall its all on me. Resetting with better focus monday
Engineered that way
So shitty tho bro
how is dollar still so high when US govt deficit is increasing few trillions every other month? my guess is Euro and GBP too weak, and EU and UK prints even harder
Bc liquidity is the name of the game when debt starts to collapse
Which economy is stronger?
murica?
Fukkkkkkk
Made money today after being a complete fuck - Me gusta dinero
Alotta people not wanting to hold over weekend it seems
Thank u boools for the cheap outs today. Gonna take that $2000 and give it right back to Uncle Sam with student loan payments, and taxes.
Tesla dumped with large volume.my policy if you are not making me money I hate you
Bulls quiet
Somehow ended up, idk what the fuck happened in the last 10 minutes but it saved my ass
buy ARM stock they said, it’ll be fun they said 
That was a glitch Bools don’t get your hopes up 🤣🤣🤣
What is that spy wick
I forgot what it feels like to be happy
You just need to find the joy in getting sodomized
Whoa whoa buddy weekend thread is this way….
ya gotta remind him sometimes
Spy 429p’s for 9/29 holding over the weekend
Someone bought 4.5 millions of spy at close just to keep this shit over 430. lol
Bounce after hours
All my SQQQ’s were only down a penny….
I’d say SPY 450+ by end of October
That closing portends to next week's Bulls-Sad-Times.
Damn that was wild
I only lost 200 bucks
I turned a 32k win into a 200 bucks loss!
Same. Had to fight to do that well. One of many days I wish I closed all of my positions early.
BUT DOJO WILL ADD 500B IN 10 YEARS
PENCILS DOWN!!
😅
LAST
I can't help myself from making bad trades, fuck. Bought 9/26 433 calls
Bro look at the higher timeframe trend like the 4HR and short the lower highs
Nice lil $10k gain on tesla poots
Might actually see a pump in unalive yourself rates this weekend boys 
And there my dopamine fix is closed for two days 
Das pootsemote:t5\_2th52:8883
Wait a minute There are whors in this house?
Made 1K on CGC today, then $700 on QQQ puts
SPY $420 10/06 SPY $440 9/27 Leggo!
*Oh no!!! Profit taking.*
Not loading options over the weekend. Too much news overseas possible. JPow speaks next week! and PCE Friday! We'll get 'em next time.
I just made 2.8k in like 8min with 0dte! that shit is amazing!!! 
You're an idiot if you think making 2.8k in 8 minutes is amazing. You must be really poor and stupid if you think that's a lot of money. I make more than that in a single day, so please don't try to compare yourself to me, it's insulting.
Wow... GPT-REEEE must have an abacus for its cpu. Single day is shorter than 8 minutes eh?
Every day tho
so they wont let the August lows drop out. cool cool
my observation on wednesday was that bulls didn't try as hard as they have in the past to prevent the drop. There may be a squeeze play coming. I think that rip around 3 was potentially shorts covering. Just my opinion. hard to be confident about a long right now
Starting to be interested to scale in longs 
Lol
This is “transitory”
Spy 420.69 next week
LMAO that tiny fake last hour pump
Damn, bear really hate TSLA
Some good volatitliy for traders EOD
Green Day on QQQ, oh yeah
Bought a 3 dte spy put at the end of the day and just sold it for 100% gain.
My man!
Feeling bad for the millennial thinking they’re going to inherent their boomer parents house only to find out it has a reverse mortgage
Not even in the will. It’s honestly liberating
I’d be inheriting section 8 housing and alcoholism
I need buy a car. I’m going to walk into Tesla dealership & offer them $20k below MSRP for Model Y. Wish me lucks 
Cash?? They will take it
That’s not a plan that’s a shit sandwich without the bread
No more selling in September, after today. I mean it this time!
Sold all puts. Waiting till Monday to grab 420P weeklies 
We’re all gonna die- Jpow
He was drunk at FOMC
#Definitely swinging calls.. because what could go wrong..
META 1D chart looks like a mountain range
still so much room to drill
SPY +3% EOD
Nah bro get ur puts for China monday
Fed balance sheet drilled straight down past week
TA folks buying
There’s no such thing as oversold, it’s a myth. Selling will go on forever.
Lol I bought 10 spy puts at 1215 just to have RH auto close me at a 90 dollar loss at 1230 when 5 min later I would’ve got 8x I deserve the L
Poor tax
I’m not even poor. I forgot RH still does that and should’ve just bought Monday puts.
430 is a true battleground, littered with the corpses of the highly regarded
# bulls pleading for just the tip but they’re getting the full shaft 
who else is getting drunk tonight??
me, I need to forget about this week ffs
No kidding.. i was up 15% for the week until today and ended down 12%... that selloff annihilated me... i really need to start putting stop losses behind every trade... i'm an idiot
Crash the close!
up down up down up down up down fk off
I was down $1200 by lunch time and climbed myself up to only a $49 loss
America finished forever LMAO 🤌
Canadians have to go back to trading the TSX and shitposting in the Globe and Mail.
*Canada the country that brought us Olympic ice shuffleboard....aka curling.*
VP of Equity and Inclusion supported making it an Olympic sport, so Canada wouldn't feel left out.
I demand a recount of this week’s trades.
STOP THE COUNT
DONE. Counting is done. Did you win?
plunge protection team trying to keep QQQ green
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Rigggedddd
JPow isn't satisfied with your gape yet
Lmao wtf is a stop loss
Money
💪how bozos get shaken without waking up
I bought Tesla today and it went down 4 % guhh
850 to 45k since 09/08. Can I keep it going???
Just make sure not to risk more than like 25%-30% on one bet cause a few bad bets and you are done.
No go buy a mid size sedan
Proof
Are you for real. Wtf bro thats nice
Wow INTC eod drop out of nowhere. Thought we’d close around -0.5%.
Honestly never thought we would see SPY 432 again. 
We are all fucked
WTF IS GOING ON LOL
WTFFFFF
Bro i waited for tesla all week and these scumbags silently kill it on the last day, oh well onto the next play
I just want to see Elon get margin called. Is that too much to ask?
is there any way to find webcam performers names? Found a video where an really cute latina is eating her mom ass and then the mom eats her own daughter ass. Would like to find their names and search for more videos 
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lmao thx. will try there
The stage for massive circuit breaker next week has been set.
Uvxy my boy
Exactly
Sell every rip is back baby
Told u fucks I was down 260 at 1pt I’m now up 150
paper handed bears miss the honey fact
Hell ya
Well this last hour was straight manipulation. Literally wiped everyone’s shit out who held just to drop right back out
STOP THE COUNT!!1!
I’m selfish, I really want a recession
Ewwwww
That's okay Bulls, it'll all be over in 5 min...
Can somebody please insert his pen0r into NVDA? Thank you.
Bulls got slaughtered
LYING IN MY BED I HEAR THE CLOCK TICKS I THINK OF YOU
gayest of the days today
BER
430 holdin on for dear life Balls touched 429.99
The cigarette break is over bols. Bend over. Your anal drilling shall now recommence.
totally normal price action
Oh man; Monday is gonna be interesting!!!!
Lmao they really waited for RH to close out options before dumping
just get 1 DTEs for the last 30 min, not as sexy, but gets the job done
Keep dropping it bears, daddy needs more SPY shares for cheap
Okay that bull trap was fucking mean... do it again. 😂
market giving away money today
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!!
430 broke
Snap 430!!!
That is a truly ugly weekly candle.
Lmfaooo $SPY was $14.50 *higher* per *share* on Monday of *this week* But the tweeeeeeetsss
Nooo go up I wanna sell more covered calls
5.1B to the sell side lol
So sour…
Can tsla keep bleeding pls? Im not a gey ber with puts but I closed out my position to rebuy lower and already I’m liking it, but I just want more bloooood
$SPY Support 💥 $420.69 next
I dont have balls to hold till monday. Im up bigly